"Yes, that's a good idea!" the dwarf said, standing in his chair, already able to put his fingers in the face of the small waiter, "and you must give us at least a fifty percent discount, or I'll break your boss." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Who's going to break me?" someone was behind the bar, and then a middle-aged man in a black suit walked over.

As soon as Guan Qianjian met this person, he immediately had the urge to drill the table legs. Wasn't he the one I met the day before yesterday?

But even if Guan Qianjian really got into the foot of the table, I'm afraid it would be useless, because the middle-aged man had already seen him, and when the enemy saw him, his eyes were extremely red, and he immediately raised his eyebrows angrily.

"It's you again! Broke my glass last time, and came to eat white food again today, it seems that you are thinking about our family, - come here, drag me out!" The middle-aged man made a gesture, and seven or eight people responded at the same time, rushing over from all corners.

Condensation had never seen this kind of battle, his face was panicked, and he asked Guan Qianjian in a trembling voice: "What should we do?" Let's give the money to others, no need to discount......

Guan Qianjian sat still, smiled and said: "It stands to reason that we should give money to others, but their style of relying on more people to bully fewer people at every turn has to be changed." Let's go first and let my bodyguards talk to them. ”

He stood up suddenly, lifted the chair he sat down and smashed it against the window, and there was a crisp "bang", and the glass broke a big hole.

The middle-aged man screamed angrily: "My glass, I just changed it and broke it for me, dog, I caught it today and let you taste blood!"

Guan Qianjian turned around and waved his hand to him, and said with a smile: "Boss, I heard that a person can't step into the same river twice, but I broke the same window for you twice, this has to be said to be a kind of fate." When I have money, I will accompany you. But before that, you have to accompany me for a meal. ”

As he spoke, he took Condensation's hand, jumped out of the gap, and instructed the dwarf: "Don't make any trouble, just learn from each other." The boss loved the trash can in front of him, and when he was done, he remembered to invite him inside to recuperate. ”

"Okay!" the dwarf responded, touched the top of the head of the first thug who came, and fell straight to the ground with a "bang".

At six o'clock in the evening, Guan Qianjian, accompanied by the dwarf, came to the Jinluan Hall again.

"Two mornings. "The waiter at the door almost said good morning. At this point, they had just gone to work and were still sorting out housekeeping.

"Well, I'm here to apply. Guan Qianjian said with some embarrassment.

"What position are you applying for?" the waiter smiled more charmingly than her black stockinged thighs. She seemed happy that it was possible to be a colleague of such a handsome guy as Guan Qianjian.

"What do you do?" the dwarf interjected.

"Singers, actors, models, and DJs. I see that you have a special appearance, if you are a singer, you must be very popular. The waiter replied to the dwarf.

"Really?" the dwarf became excited, raising his pitch several octaves, "You really have a vision, in fact, I also think I have a lot of talent as a singer, I have loved singing since I was a child!"

"So you must be singing very well, do you want to come to the scene for a while?" the waiter obviously wanted to see the joke. The security guards at the door and a few waiters who were cleaning also gathered around.

"Let's go for a while," the dwarf didn't have stage fright at all, "but I have a problem with singing, that is, I can't sing without a guitar player." ”

"Do you still play the guitar?" the crowd, who wanted to watch the show and cheer, began to show respect, "What a handicapped person!"

Although Guan Qianjian didn't know what the guitar was, he could probably guess that it was a musical instrument, and when he heard that the dwarf still had this craft, he was also impressed by him, and he wanted to see his superb skills.

"But our guitarist didn't come, so where did the guitar come from?" the waiters regretted.

"Who says you don't have a guitar? I've got it," a sweeping guy said, holding up a broom.

"Haha......" everyone laughed.

The dwarf didn't laugh, he clapped the hand with the courage of a man, and said, "Okay, that's it, just have it!"

"A broom is fine?"

This time, people are even more unfathomable: "Could it be that this is a folk master who can play beautiful music with a broom?"

The sweeping buddy trotted to hand the broom to the gnome, took three steps back, and looked at him expectantly.

Everyone held their breath and waited to see the master's skills.

The dwarf coughed, and the golden knife looked the broom in front of his stomach, imitating the posture of playing the guitar, grasping it with his left hand, pressing a chord, and raising his right hand to make a strumming shape, ready to go, as if condensing a thousand gravity.

After two seconds, his right hand still did not sweep out, but tilted his head and closed his eyes, deep intoxicated.

He's brewing. Aren't all big singers like this?

The crowd was even more impatient.

At last the dwarf bowed his head suddenly—

"Your dad has a big belly, and your mom doesn't have a belly button......" he finally officially began singing.

But after singing these two lines, none of his listeners remained. It is said that three days later, one of the employees of the Golden Luang Hall committed suicide, and it was one of the gnomes' listeners at that time. And others, including Guan Qianjian, all don't know the taste of meat in March.

......

The HR manager is thin and small, but the shelves are huge. When Guan Qianjian and the dwarf were brought in, he didn't look up or say anything.

Ten seconds later, he rolled his eyes at Guan Qianjian and asked, "Apply?"

"Nonsense!" Guan Qianjian muttered in his heart, and replied respectfully: "Yes." ”

"What?"

"Waiter. ”

"Do you have work experience?"

Guan Qianjian choked. He didn't know what a "night at work" was.

"He meant to ask you what you used to do. The gnome reminded quietly.

"Oh, work experience, I used to walk the rivers and lakes......" He immediately wanted to tell him about being an errand in the Li Mansion and delivering letters for Liurumen.

The dwarf was afraid that others would think he was crazy, so he hurriedly walked around the desk and walked to the HR manager: "He used to be a world champion and played boxing. ”

The manager collapsed in his chair in fright: "You—Where are you a monster?"

The dwarf said, "I'm not a monster, I'm his bodyguard." ”

"My dignified personnel manager doesn't have a bodyguard, and he needs a bodyguard for an unemployed waiter?"

"But he used to be a world champion, and a lot of people challenged him, so I had to hire a bodyguard. ”

"World champion in boxing?" the manager looked at Guan Qianjian suspiciously: "Is he really a world champion?"

Guan Qianjian didn't quite understand the origin of the world champion, but he thought that he must be a big official, so he straightened his chest and replied: "I am, like a fake!"

"So you're very good at fighting," the manager stood up and walked over to him, "Why apply for a waiter, isn't that a waste of talent? ”

The manager stood in front of Guan Qianjian, pinched his arm, and rubbed his shoulder. "It's quite plump, and the muscles are very strong, so I don't know if it's a silver-like wax head gun, or a cow dung egg with a shiny surface. ”

Guan Qianjian ignored other people's doubts and insisted: "I don't do any internal security, I have to be a waiter." After listening to the dwarf's introduction, he knew that only by being a waiter could he be convenient to look at Leng Zhi anytime and anywhere.

The manager's mouth tilted, revealing a disdainful smile: "Why is this? The salary of the internal security guard is much higher than that of the waiter, and he usually doesn't have to do anything." He concluded that the two were blowing nonsense.

"For no reason, I just want to be a waiter and serve the people. ”

"Are you still serving the people?" the manager's eyes twisted into one big and one small. "Do you know what kind of people are qualified to serve the people?"

"What kind of person?" Guan Qianjian and the dwarf were a little curious.

"It has to have a good face, big breasts, long legs, and most importantly - it has to be a woman. ”

"I want to hear about it. Guan Qianjian humbly asked.

"You think, only such a beautiful woman can report corrupt officials as a second wife and recover losses for the country and taxpayers, and if she is far away from the rivers and lakes, she can open up to the outside world and help the people, especially male compatriots, solve their personal needs. This is the real service to the people......"

"Cough," Guan Qianjian listened to him more and more outrageous, coughed, pointed to the sticker on the wall and said, "Don't talk about state affairs." ”

When the manager was interrupted when he made an important political speech, he couldn't help but feel angry, frowned, turned his head and rushed back to his seat angrily, picked up the official stand and said: "You want to apply for a waiter, right? Let me tell you, there is a requirement for our waiter here, that is, to be able to fight ten, can you?"

Guan Qianjian was dumbfounded: "Are you recruiting waiters or special combat members?"

"We require every waiter to have the qualities of a special combat officer. Aren't you a former world champion? It stands to reason that a fight of 10 should be a piece of cake. ”

Guan Qianjian was arrogant: "That was before. In the past, let alone ten people, it was thousands of troops, so what could I do!"

The manager sneered: "Then why can't it be done now? Now that it's old and useless?"

Guan Qianjian was said to be useless for the first time, and he was furious in his heart, and his index finger stretched out, and he was about to scold the other party.

The dwarf was afraid that he would miss the great opportunity to mingle in the night market, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Manager, listen to me, there was originally a story in the middle, if you listened to it, maybe even the worldview, life outlook and love outlook could undergo a huge change......

The dwarf began to relay the story of Guan Qianjian.

Halfway through speaking, the manager interrupted him: "Okay, okay, don't talk about those useless things, now I'll call a few internal guards, and you can practice with him." ”

Guan Qianjian hurriedly said: "If my bodyguard can beat ten, it will count as well as I can beat ten, right?"

The manager looked at the dwarf like a mouse, and smiled disdainfully, "He? you tell him to beat ten at a time—I don't care about that, you decide for yourself." "It means that it is resigned to fate, and it is not responsible to kill him.

After speaking, the manager hung up the phone: "Hey, Niuzi, count yourself and bring ten people to my personnel department." - No, no one is making trouble, someone is applying for a job, and he said that he can beat 10 of you alone, so come over quickly. ”

When the cow on the other end of the phone heard it, someone dared to brag like this, and he was angry, and instantly thought of ten candidates. They are: bull heads, horse faces, elephants, tigers, wild boars, male wolves, domestic lions, female dogs, fat cats, and chickens.

There is only one reason why these are chosen, and that is that they are the most capable and the most ferocious. Even the name is a beast.

After a while, ten people arrived, and the office of the manager of the personnel department, which covered an area of forty or fifty square meters, immediately became very congested. Not to mention fighting, even sleeping is a little unplayable.

"First out, first out," the manager waved impatiently, "one by one." ”

"Didn't you say that someone wanted one to fight ten, and we came in one by one and couldn't we make a man's single?"

"Then all go out and fight outside. "The manager made a wise decision.

Outside is a hallway, the corridor is very wide, double the width can be compared to a basketball court.

That's where heroes come in.

Ten people stood sideways, lined up in a long snake formation, all with their chins raised high and their lower plates taut. Niu Hair said: "Who said that you want to beat ten of them?"

Although he asked like this, all ten pairs of eyes stared at Guan Qianjian without exception.

Hateful eyes.

"It's me," the dwarf clapped his palms and grinned as he took two steps.

Everyone turned to look at his pair of small short legs, others took at least one meter in two steps, and his two steps may be less than half a meter.

"Don't be funny," Sao Ji couldn't help laughing: "You still want to fight ten of them? Which kindergarten are you? Don't think that with your principal and the Law on the Protection of Minors, you can brag everywhere." Tell you, if you provoke me, I will beat you in the same way. ”

The dwarf made a move with both hands: "Then you come, come and beat me, just talk about not practicing fake tricks." ”

"Ahh

"Ahh

He was hit in the chest by a dwarf's chain foot.

Fly――

Pounce!

"Haha, it's fun, it's like playing football, it's so fun!" the dwarf was excited.

The others were angry, scolding the three-character scripture in their mouths, and hugged the dwarf.

Chop!

Syllable!

Strike!

Boom!

Click!

Crackling Knock Click......

After a series of sounds, the dwarf clapped his palms again.

All ten of them fell. It is estimated that the nurses at a nearby hospital are complaining about overtime again at night.

The manager of the personnel department was dumbfounded, and suddenly respected Guan Qianjian's bald head.

"That's amazing!" he gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "You are worthy of being a world champion, and the bodyguards you invited are so powerful, it was really disrespectful and disrespectful just now! If you are asked to come to us as a waiter, it will be too condescending, why don't you temporarily ask you to intern in the position of the manager of the security department, and then make other arrangements?"

Guan Qianjian said with a straight face: "No need, I just want to be a waiter." ”

In this way, the two found a job in the Golden Luang Palace. However, only one part of the salary was received.

Since then, every time Leng Su drinks, someone comes to grab the cup, and every time he gets close to a guest, a bald head will appear in the middle. It's just annoying.