"One belt two, hey~~, I didn't expect you to be such a Yuan Jingxuan, and the Jade Emperor! Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Amitabha, sin, sin!" Yu Yongbo said with his hands folded and a solemn face.

"Cut, what to pretend, you Buddhism is not allowed to get married, that sentence is true, right. Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning; Don't pretend to be pure, pretend to be pure and be wheeled by people! You Buddhism even has joy and Zen, what else do you pretend to be pure!"

Regarding Yuan Jingxuan's sarcasm, Yu Yongbo was speechless. The Tantric sect of Buddhism does indeed have such a thing as joyful Zen, and this is a big stain on Buddhism, and it is a big stain that cannot be avoided.

"Okay, don't talk about this, just talk about it, how about my method?" Yuan Jingxuan didn't continue to sarcastically mock Yu Yongbo, some things can be stopped immediately, if they continue, it is really possible to turn their faces.

"It's feasible, it's feasible, but if we do this, Zhang Chen is afraid that he will have to turn against us. Yu Yongbo was really worried, would this make Zhang Chen turn his face with himself, if that was the case, it would be more than worth the loss, no, it would be a loss for his wife and a soldier.

"You don't understand these things. When you're done with your fiancée, you'll pretty much understand. Although Zhang Chen will hate them on the surface, he will definitely be grateful to us in his heart. Yuan Jingxuan looked like a person who had come over, and said confidently.

Yuan Jingxuan didn't know these things, you must know that he was also a mortal before he became the Jade Emperor, and he was also an ordinary person without any cultivation. With such an identity, Yuan Jingxuan spent an unknown number of lives in the human world, and finally achieved merit and rose to become the chief emperor of the fairy world.

"Then how to implement it! You have to come out with that charter!" Due to his lack of experience in this area, Yu Yongbo couldn't say anything, so he had to put forward some more reliable suggestions.

"Simple, find an excuse to ask Zhang Chen out, and then use a special medicinal wine to get him drunk, feed the two women to take medicine, and send him into Zhang Chen's room, isn't it okay! By the way, I remember that there is no monkey wine in Mount Emei that is second only to Monkey King Huaguo Mountain? Take out a little bit, and this matter is done. Yuan Jingxuan's eyebrows fluttered and he talked about his plan, even what kind of wine to use, he had already thought about it.

"Is there really nothing wrong?" Yu Yongbo asked again for the sake of safety.

"Rest assured, you can't go wrong. ”

"Okay then! When will you do it?"

"This kind of thing, sooner rather than later, will be done tomorrow. ”

"Alright, I'll go prepare monkey wine. ”

"Don't rush, go to bed first. ”

"I'm leaving. ”

"I don't send it. ”

"Wait, this is my room. ”

"Then I'll go. ”

"I don't send it. ”

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Early the next morning

"Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang is up, is it up! The sun is drying your butt!" Early in the morning, Yuan Jingxuan and Yu Yongbo each led the monkey wine in the jar to the outside of Zhang Chen's room.

"What are you doing? Early in the morning, it screams like a soul, and I can't even sleep. Zhang Chen had actually woken up a long time ago, but he was lying on the bed and didn't want to get up. This is also a trait of postmodern otaku, who like to drag.

"Brother Zhang, I have the best monkey wine here, do you want to drink it? You must know that the monkey wine in Emei Mountain is worse than that in Huaguo Mountain, this is the best in the monkey wine!" Yuan Jingxuan shouted in front of Zhang Chen's door, while opening the lid of the monkey wine in his hand, and fanned the wine into Zhang Chen's room vigorously.

It's a cool smell, yes, it's a cool smell, like a spring in the mountains, and you will feel a hint of coolness in the hot summer, and you will feel a warmth in the cold winter.

There is also a burst of fruit fragrance in this cool taste, the reason why it is said to be fruit fragrance is because Zhang Chen can't tell what kind of fruit fragrance it emits, not like the fragrance of fruit that Zhang Chen is familiar with, but Zhang Chen can be sure that this fragrance is the fragrance of fruit, this is intuition.

Zhang Chen, who was still lying in bed, jumped up directly from the bed. Yuan Jingxuan was still very focused on fanning his wine, but unexpectedly, the door opened with a bang, and Zhang Chen also jumped out of the room, Yuan Jingxuan was stunned.

"Where's the wine! Give it to me! Hurry up!" As soon as he opened his mouth to ask for wine, Zhang Chen was already hungry for the fragrance.

"Alas, alas, Brother Zhang, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry! You see where is the time to drink now, it is just dawn this day, and when it is noon, we will come to have a good taste of this monkey wine. Yu Yongbo dared to hurry and stopped Zhang Chen who came out, if he let Zhang Chen rush down like this, he would have to knock over Yuan Jingxuan, who was still fanning the wine.

As soon as he heard that he wasn't drinking now, Zhang Chen's face suddenly fell: "It's not drinking now, what are you looking for me to do now! Disturb my sleep? It's boring, it's really boring." We won't be able to play in a friendly way in the future, huh!"

After saying that, Zhang Chen turned around and prepared to go back to his room to get some sleep, so as to make up for the loss caused by being disturbed by two annoying people just now. If you don't sleep enough for a certain amount of time, you will get pimples.

"Brother Zhang, please stay, if you don't drink now, how could the two of us come to you with such a big wine jar! You're right, Brother Yu. Yuan Jingxuan stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Chen's arm and said.

Yu Yongbo reacted at this time, if Zhang Chen was allowed to go back like this, it would be difficult to ask him out again; "That's what I said, Brother Zhang, you really take it seriously, but you really can't stand the teasing! If I didn't come to you for a drink, what would I do with such a big jar!"

"Say it earlier, make me angry in vain, and what kind of words do you use! Nonsense, I wouldn't have taught you these words if I knew it. Zhang Chen's face is the day of February, it will change, just now it was still full of dark clouds, lightning and thunder, and now it is cloudless and sunny.

"Let's go, find a good place, let's drink together!" Zhang Chen waved his hand, didn't brush his teeth, didn't wash his face, didn't eat breakfast, didn't even change his clothes, and as soon as the door was closed, he was ready to go drinking with Yuan Jingxuan and Yu Yongbo.

"How can such a good thing be missing the two of us!" He Tan opened the door of the room in the morning and found that there were magpies calling on the branches, thinking that something good should happen, but he didn't think that he had really encountered a good thing just after arriving at Zhang Chen's yard, and it was a great thing.

Chen Yuhao never thought that such a good thing would happen in the world, if this was used properly, the problem that he had been thinking about all night would be solved. This kind of thing can't be let go;"Yes! Drinking is such a good thing, and it really shouldn't be called the two of us!"

"Why, I'm not here to call you two! I'm not a solitary eater. Zhang Chen said with a smile.

"Really?" He Tan naturally saw that Zhang Chen wanted to eat alone, but he still had to pretend not to know, and Zhang Chen of the province was annoyed and angry. Pretending to believe Zhang Chen's expression, he said, "I know there's a good place, why don't we drink together somewhere." ”

"Where is it?" Yu Yongbo asked cautiously, he always felt that Chen Yuhao and He Tan were a little bit today, and he was afraid that it would not work if he was not careful.

"It's in that small valley in the northwest, where did we pass by yesterday when we were on a tour, what do you think!" He Tan told the small valley where he and Chen Yuhao were going to use it for the aura riot.

In the small valley in the northwest, Yu Yongbo recalled that place in his mind, and found that there was nothing wrong with it, so he did not object; "I agree, the scenery of that small valley is indeed very good." ”

Yuan Jingxuan, who was in the same country as Yu Yongbo, did not object when he saw Yu Yongbo, who was a landlord, so he did not object much.

Yu Yongbo and Yuan Jingxuan have no opinion, as the planner of this plan, Chen Yuhao has no reason to object, as for Zhang Chen? He has the mentality that as long as he has it, he can drink it, so he has no objection.

So, the place to drink was so happily decided.

"In this case, I'm afraid that two jars of wine are not enough, and I am saying that there is a reason why there is only light and wine when there are many people, why don't I go and get more wine, and by the way, I am taking some snacks, what do you think?"

"I think it's okay. Zhang Chen was the first to agree, he was originally worried that if there were more people, he would drink less, and where would he oppose Yuan Jingxuan to get wine.

"I'll go with you! I'm afraid you won't be able to take it alone. "The one who took the initiative to help was not Yu Yongbo, who was in the same country as Yuan Jingxuan, but his sworn enemy He Tan, He Tan would definitely not be so kind, he was afraid that Yuan Jingxuan would be tired and help, he was afraid that Yuan Jingxuan would put something that should not be reversed in the wine or food, you must know that it is not easy for this doppelganger to go to the lower realm once, if Yuan Jingxuan destroys such a doppelganger, it will be a big trouble.

What He Tan was thinking, Yuan Jingxuan was naturally very low-minded, he was always relieved that He Tan and Chen Yuhao were two people, and after giving Yu Yongbo a look, he smiled and went with He Tan to get wine and snacks.

At this time, Chen Yuhao spoke: "Although the scenery is beautiful in the small valley, there is no place to go where you can put your feet, why don't I go to the small valley to sort out a vacant land first, so that it will be much more convenient when I drink after a while." ”

"I think it's okay, why don't I go with you!" Accepting Yuan Jingxuan's warning eyes, where would Yu Yongbo let Chen Yuhao go alone to arrange the drinking venue, if he put some stumps in the venue, wouldn't it be a bad thing.

Chen Yuhao's heart chuckled, this is the rhythm of bad things! But then he thought of getting Zhang Chen to the sky, no, it was to get the upper realm, not only his own and He Tan's wishes, but also Yu Yongbo and Yuan Jingxuan's wishes. Thinking of this, he was not afraid that Yu Yongbo would make trouble from it.

"Then thank you Brother Yu, Brother Zhang, you can brush your teeth and wash your face with peace of mind, and you can just change into a decent set of clothes in the small valley. "It must be impossible to let Zhang Chen come with him, otherwise the preparations made here will be in vain.

"It's better to be respectful than to obey, and I thank Brother Chen for his kindness. Since they are willing to do the preparatory work, why should they bother to ask for hardship!

Zhang Chen, who was lying on the bed, was going to sleep for a while, but he didn't know what was going on, but he twitched up inexplicably, and he always felt as if there was something particularly important that he had forgotten.

What the hell have you forgotten? Aren't you wearing underwear? No! The little brother obviously feels oppressed!

Didn't you wash your hands after going to the toilet? Zhang Chen put his hand in front of his nose and smelled it, and there was no smell!

Yuan Jingxuan and Yu Yongbo are from one country, He Tan and Chen Yuhao are from one country, and Xiao Yichuan and I are from one country, by the way, Xiao Yichuan. I rubbed it, I TMD even forgot about my allies.

Zhang Chen hurriedly got up from the bed, brushed his teeth, washed his face and changed clothes, and then ran to Xiao Yichuan's room. When he arrived at Xiao Yichuan's door, Zhang Chen began to shout: "Brother Xiao, we have prepared good wine and food, do you want to get up and have a drink with us!"

There was no response for a long time, and Zhang Chen continued to shout: "Brother Xiao's wine is the best monkey wine of Mount Emei, and it is also the delicacies of Mount Emei, which is no worse than what we had to eat last night, this time it's BBQ, do you really want to come?"

"Brother Xiao, I can be a guarantor, this wine and food are really too good. ”

"Brother Xiao, think about it! I'm very lonely!"

Under Zhang Chen's unremitting efforts, Xiao Yichuan finally responded: "I am in retreat now, and I refuse to go out." ”

Zhang Chen, who heard the answer, was stunned, and Zhang Chen couldn't understand why the underworld was invaded by the Four Realms before. Now Zhang Chen has figured it out, not because of anything else, but just because Xiao Yichuan, a cloudy man, is unreliable, extremely unreliable.

Zhang Chenguang could simulate the situation when the Four Realms invaded the underworld by just his imagination. At that time, when the war situation was urgent and life and death were at stake, the Ten Palaces of Hades, the Four Great Judges, Black and White Impermanence, and Niu Tou and Ma Mian knelt together in the Temple of the Son of Heaven to ask Xiao Yichuan to come out and preside over the overall situation. Then, Xiao Yichuan said very awesomely: I am on the way to retreat, it is not easy to go out, all kinds of major matters in the underworld are handled by the ten halls of Hades, and the four major judges, black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, etc., do not need to report to me.

The words are not good, seeing that Xiao Yichuan has delegated all the power to the Ten Palaces of Yama, I will ask you where to find such a good presiding emperor. However, after hearing Xiao Yichuan say this, the Ten Hall Yama Kings and the others kneeling outside the Son of Heaven Hall in the middle and high-level of the underworld all looked like dead fathers. Why?