Chapter Forty-Eight: Things Get Complicated
This trip to Mount Emei Zhang Chen is still full of happiness, on the way Zhang Chen also received a lot of Emei Mountain's unique "native products", hehehehe, you know!
Happy not only Zhang Chen, but also Yu Yongbo. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info From Zhang Chen's happy face, he successfully regained face, even if Zhang Chen's happiness was faked, but Zhang Chen's expression was enough for him to get off the stage. Even happier than Zhang Chen and Yu Yongbo were He Tan and Chen Yuhao, because the two of them had found a suitable place for the aura riot, which was in a small valley in Mount Emei.
This small valley is not only small in size, but also just right inside, and there is a small number of but very high quality spiritual veins, so that it can prevent the lack of spiritual energy and cannot cause spiritual energy riots, it can be said that this small valley exists to create spiritual energy riots.
Now that the venue is available, what He Tan and Chen Yuhao have to think about now is how to lure Zhang Chen into this small valley and let him stay honestly until the aura riots, which is really a big problem.
Emei sent the guest house that night
"Have you thought of a good way, how can you lead that kid Zhang Chen to the small valley. ”
He Tan looked at Chen Yuhao, who had already thought of more than ten methods, and asked impatiently, in his opinion, how simple this matter is, can't poisoning, beating sticks, and kidnapping all of them be used? As long as he covers his face and doesn't let Zhang Chen see it, it is strange that he can still recognize himself without the emperor's coercion and divine light.
As a result, these methods were all denied by Chen Yuhao one by one, "No, poisoning may affect the absorption of that kid's aura; But if you use the emperor's coercion, what's the difference between it and being exposed, if you use the emperor's coercion, Zhang Chen is in a daze, and he will also notice it: the kidnapping is even more unreliable, and it is even more difficult to execute than beating a stuffy stick, I said that your dignified Demon Emperor His Majesty can't think of some good methods?"
"Then your Majesty the Demon King can think about it, what else do you want me to do! I'm sleeping, don't bother me. He Tan directly covered his head with the quilt on his head, and fell asleep upside down, no matter how Chen Yuhao called it, he couldn't get up.
"Your sister, this is obviously my room, okay, you are a dove occupying the magpie's nest! Get up, get up for me!"
Originally, Chen Yuhao called He Tan just to ask him to get up and find a way, but after looking around, His Majesty the Demon King found that this TMD was his own room, and He Tan, a dead ghost, was lying on his bed.
After shouting several times to no avail, Chen Yuhao had no choice but to leave his room and walk towards He Tan's room, fortunately, the room of the two people was not too far apart in a courtyard. This was also arranged by Yu Yongbo himself, what he was afraid of was that his subordinates didn't know the relationship between a few main emperors, and they arranged a few people together, which would really make a fuss.
Zhang Chen's room and Xiao Yichuan's room are in the same courtyard, while Yu Yongbo is in the same courtyard with Yuan Jingxuan, and He Tan and Chen Yuhao are in the same courtyard, so the three camps are effectively separated.
Zhang Chen and Xiao Yichuan both belong to the national otaku battle sequence, but although both of them are otaku, the difference between these otaku is also quite big. Xiao Yichuan is a representative of classical otaku, while Zhang Chen is a representative of postmodern otaku.
Classical otaku is a simple squatting at home, life and rest are not much different from normal people, still get up early and go to bed late, three meals a day, the biggest highlight of classical otaku is not to go out, never go out. Xiao Yichuan is a typical representative figure, and he has never taken a step out of his own Son of Heaven since he became the Son of Heaven.
Postmodern otaku are very diverse, they are not dead houses, nor are they squatting at home, they will often go out to buy groceries and play some outdoor games like normal people. It's just that these times don't account for much of their lives, it can be said that they are minimal, but in general, there are still some, unlike classical otaku, as long as they start to be otaku, they will never go out again.
And the biggest feature of post-modern otaku is the chaotic schedule of work and rest, which can be summed up in four words as day and night, you sleep and I come out to move, and I sleep when you start to move, no different from owls, but there are still some unexpected situations, such as they are going out for activities. In order to cover up their otaku identity, they will still have the same routine as normal people.
Therefore, the small courtyard of Zhang Chen and Xiao Yichuan is exceptionally quiet, Xiao Yichuan has already fallen asleep early, and Zhang Chen is the same. Didn't you say that Zhang Chen was a postmodern otaku? Didn't you say that Zhang Chen liked to go out at night? Why did he go to bed so early?
Brother, the post-modern otaku is good with technical support, there is no power supply, no mobile phones, no computers, no Epide, no televisions, no cinemas, no amusement parks, everything that can be played at night. Not to mention the new films released by many teachers, not to mention the massive seeds, in this case, how can Zhang Chen come out day and night, how to be an owl. What can you do if you don't wash your white and go to bed early!
What's even more annoying, in order to maintain the tradition of post-modern otaku, Zhang Chen went to the guards of this small courtyard to ask for a small book to read, first at first he shirked to death, and then Zhang Chen got angry, and the guard couldn't stand it and said to ask the master. Meow a mi, Lao Tzu just wants to read a small book, this has to ask the master, Lao Tzu is not to see your Emei sect of Buddhism.
The books were brought in, a large box, a large three-foot square, and there were piles of books inside. Zhang Chen picked up a copy and read "The Precise Interpretation of Buddhism", and looked through it, and the good guy talked about how to learn Buddhism. Throwing the book down, Zhang Chen drew a new copy of "The Translation of the Chang A Han Sutra", and opened it again, and it was almost exactly the same as the previous one, except that the previous book was about Buddhism on a large scale, and this one was just about the "Chang A Han Sutra".
Zhang Chen, who did not believe in evil, continued to flip the book out of the box, what a mess, "Translation of the Chinese Ahama Sutra", "Translation of the Miscellaneous Ahama Sutra", "Translation of the Ahama Sutra", "Translation of the Sutra of Vimalaya", "Translation of the Yuanjue Sutra", "Translation of the Amitabha Sutra", "Translation of the Sutra of Amitayus", "Translation of the Sutra of Amitayus", "Translation of the Sutra of Amitayus", "Translation of the Great Treasure Sutra", "Translation of the Great Collection Sutra", "Translation of the Ranga Sutra", "Translation of the Medicine Sutra", "Translation of the Dizang Sutra", "Translation of the Great Prajna Sutra", "Translation of the Radiant Prajna Sutra", "Translation of the Radiant Prajna Sutra", "Translation of the Great Prajna Sutra", "Translation of the Radiant Sutra", "Translation of the Sutra of Radiant Prajna", "Translation of the Sutra of Radiant Beauty", "Translation of the Sutra of Amitayus", "Translation of the Great Treasure Sutra", "Translation of the Great Collection Sutra", "Translation of the Ranga Sutra", "Translation of the Medicine Sutra", "Translation of the Dizang Sutra", "Translation of the Great Prajna Sutra", "Translation of the Radiant Prajna Sutra", " Maha Prajna Translation, Glorious Praise Prajna Translation, Tao Prajna Translation, Learning Product Prajna Translation, King Shengtenda Prajna Translation, Nioh Protector Prajna Sutra Translation, Reality Prajna Translation, Manjushri Prajna Translation, Nirvana Sutra Translation, etc.
This whole three-foot square wooden box is full of Buddhist classics, but there are no "Huayan Sutra", "Lotus Sutra", "Lengyan Sutra", these three major scriptures, and there are two words behind the Buddhist scriptures, which means that these scriptures are fake, even if they are not fake, they are only suitable for some low-level Buddhist cultivators to take a look, and Zhang Chen is completely useless.
Looking at these Buddhist classics, Zhang Chenqi kicked this box to the ground, Lao Tzu just wanted a small book, what the hell is this TMD box of Buddhist classics!
"The donor is angry, the donor is angry, the inheritance exercises I sent are not allowed to be borrowed by outsiders, these books are still specially approved by the head, and the villain is allowed to move in the Scripture Pavilion. Thank you for your understanding. ”
When Zhang Chen was angry, the female disciple who came to find the book for Zhang Chen had already knelt on the ground early to plead guilty. This is a misunderstanding caused by the mismatch of values, economic outlook, and outlook on life, the female disciples thought that Zhang Chen wanted the exercises of their Emei faction, but what Zhang Chen really wanted was a small book that could pass the boring time.
"That's not what I want, don't you have books to pass the time? novels, travelogues, even collections of essays, I can accept. Zhang Chen also saw that he and others were at odds with each other. But now he has no offline in order to pass the boring time, and even the collection of essays that he hated to read the most when he was in school before was acceptable.
"Donor, what is a novel? What is a travelogue? And that collection of essays?" The female disciple obviously hadn't heard of these terms, and the confused look didn't look like a pretend, don't think about how Zhang Chen knew, and the man's sixth sense was not explained. (That's the emperor's induction, okay, hey!How did you become a man's sixth sense!)
Patting his head, Zhang Chen asked, "How do you usually spend your extra time, painting, singing, or playing the piano?"
"The donor laughed, where do we have any extra time, this time is too little for cultivation, how can it be redundant!"
Zhang Chen was knocked down by the words of the female disciple, and he felt that his cultivation was not enough, how could there be superfluous. My day, you cultivators, we can't play in a friendly way, goodbye to you! Zhang Chen didn't say anything more, he went back to the room directly, and when he returned to the room, he fell asleep upside down, and if he didn't sleep at this time, he would wait for a while.
Zhang Chen and Xiao Yichuan still fell asleep, Chen Yuhao sat in the room and meditated in order to plot against Zhang Chen. Yu Yongbo and Yuan Jingxuan were kneeling together, discussing Zhang Chen's affairs, the two of them were sitting on the couch, and there was another person kneeling below them, this person was not extinct, who else could it be.
"Brother Yuan, what do you think of what Zhang Chen brought up today, is he really just for a little Huiying? Or does he have other plans. Don't look at Yu Yongbo's chest beating in front of Zhang Chen, saying that everything will be left to him, in fact, he is also quite worried in his heart. It's not that Yu Yongbo thinks too much, but the battle between the six realms is really cruel, and if he is not careful, he will lose everything, not to mention Zhang Chen, the main emperor with a different position, even Yuan Jingxuan is on guard.
"That's what I thought, there's got to be something wrong here. But I can't figure out what the hell is wrong with this!" Yuan Jingxuan was supportive of Yongbo's views, and the water of the Six Realms was mixed!
"Extermination, I asked you to go to Huiying to inquire about the news, do you have any useful news!"
"In reply to my Buddha's words, the villain inquired about a particularly useful piece of news. ”
The words of extinction made Yuan Jingxuan and Yu Yongbo, who were distressed, stunned, and Yu Yongbo immediately asked: "What kind of useful news is it, you quickly say it, if it is really useful, it is immeasurable merit." ”
"It's my Buddha, in fact, this Huiying will take in two apprentices outside, and these two apprentices have a relationship with His Majesty Daozun, it's like this...... "Extermination is so so, and this is like this, and she told Yuan Jingxuan and Yu Yongbo the news she asked from Huiying.
"I see, I'll just say? How could he, Zhang Chen, a master emperor, run such a long way for an old slave, sure enough, the drunkard didn't mean to drink, Xiang Zhuang danced the sword with the intention of Pei Gong!" Yuan Jingxuan said with an expression that I had already guessed your careful thoughts.
"That's not right! What drunkard doesn't mean to drink, Xiang Zhuang sword dance means Pei Gong. It is the meaning of a drunkard, not between the wine and the landscape. I can't even remember that. ”
"You bald man knows what, and that's seamless. Yuan Jingxuan was choked by Yu Yongbo like this, his face turned red, and he immediately fought back.
"Isn't that what Zhang Chen's kid said? Do you think I didn't hear you two talking? Yu Yongbo pursed his lips disdainfully.
These words were taught to them by Zhang Chen on the way to Mount Emei in order to pass the boring time. Although I don't know the meaning of these words, the five main emperors can clearly feel that these words are very emotional. So, in this way, Zhang Chen brought the original five main emperors to a point of no return, a road of no return full of "evil".
"I'm magnanimous and don't care about you. I ask you what you are going to do with this. "In the end, both of them are emperors and have strong control ability, so after scolding for a while, the topic immediately turned back to serious matters.
"What else can I do, pack up Huiying's two disciples together and send them to Zhang Chen's kid, otherwise you can still deal with it like this, stay in your hands and wait to threaten Zhang Chen in the future?" Yu Yongbo knew what Yuan Jingxuan wanted to say, didn't he just want to use these two women to threaten Zhang Chen? If it succeeds, you Yuan Jingxuan can get a share of the benefits, but if you fail, all the black cauldrons are on my back, how can there be such a good thing in the world.
"Hehe, that's not what I meant. Yuan Jingxuan, who was punctured with the ghost idea, didn't look embarrassed at all, and his gestures were no different from just now, as if he was an outsider. "I mean, are you just sending two people over like that?"
"If you don't send it so directly, how else do you want me to send it?
"It's not. Yuan Jingxuan showed a weird smile, just like an old fox who was planning to steal chicken cubs.