Chapter 19: The Drama Begins
The two thieves let go of their courage and poured out all the pills in Laojun's gourd, the monkey king was like eating fried beans, and he was very happy to eat it, Ling Yue couldn't eat it, so he collected nearly a hundred. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Following the Monkey King for so long, this day was Ling Yue's happiest day. He smiled proudly and cheekily teased himself: "Usually monkeys steal things, you show great disdain, it seems that it is not your high demeanor, but your envy, jealousy and hatred, now that you have the opportunity, your true appearance will be exposed, and you will become stinky and shameless." However, a hundred gold pills! It's still Lao Jun's gold pill, with such a good thing, why do you have to be cheeky? Hahaha!"
When Ling Yue was shamelessly laughing at himself, the Monkey King was already more than 100 gold pills, completely sober, thinking about what he had done, he couldn't help but break into a cold sweat: "This disaster is big, once the Jade Emperor is alarmed, it will definitely be nine deaths!" ”
He ran out of the Tushi Palace, did not dare to take the old road, and made a stealth method to escape from the West Heavenly Gate to the Nether Realm and return to Huaguo Mountain. The Monkey King saw the flag shining on the mountain from a distance, and the halberd was glorious, it turned out to be Prime Minister Ma Liu, Marshal Bangba and the Demon King of the Seventy-two Caves, where they practiced martial arts and arranged their troops.
After not seeing each other for a long time, the Monkey King shouted excitedly: "Little ones, I'm back!"
All the monsters chattered around and said, "The Great Sage only cares about playing by himself! I left the children for so long, and I didn't come back to see them!"
The Great Sage said: "How long?"
"The Great Sage has been in Heaven for more than a hundred years, what kind of official has he been?"
The Great Sage smiled: "I remember that it was only less than half a year, how can I say that it has been more than a hundred years?"
Prime Minister Ma Liu said: "The Great Sage has forgotten that one day in heaven and one year on earth." ”
The Great Sage suddenly realized, and then talked about his own affairs in the heavenly court, especially stealing the peach orchard, the bad peach banquet, and eating the Lao Jun Dan.
Only Prime Minister Ma Liu, Marshal Bangba, and the two one-horned ghost kings on the side had slightly strange expressions, but except for Ling Yue, the attention of the other monsters was all on the Monkey King, so no one noticed.
Prime Minister Ma Liu arranged for the wine fruit to catch the wind for the Monkey King, poured a bowl of coconut wine and served it, and the great sage took a sip and shouted: "It's not delicious!
Marshal Bangba said: "The Great Sage is in the Heavenly Palace, and he is used to eating immortal wine and immortal food, and if he eats this coconut wine again, he naturally feels that it is not delicious." But as the saying goes: 'Beauty is not beautiful, the water in the country.'" ’”
The Great Sage thought so, and answered: "You are 'kiss or not, hometown people.'" "There is a lot of jade liquid elixir in that Yao Pond, and you have not tasted it. I'll steal some more, and you'll drink half a cup each, and each one will live forever. ”
The monkeys were overjoyed, and even Marshal Bangba and Prime Minister Ma Liu had some expectations.
The great sage immediately walked out of the cave door, turned a somersault, made a stealth method, and went straight to the peach meeting. When I entered the Yaochi Palace, I saw that those who made wine, dished the dregs, carried water, and burned the fire were still sleeping soundly.
He removed a curtain and didn't care about the agar jade liquid or the dragon liver and phoenix pith, took it when he saw it, wrapped a large bag, and then turned the cloud head back to Huaguo Mountain.
Prime Minister Ma Liu personally arranged the banquet, and even Marshal Bangba, who had never liked banquets, was busy tossing in the water curtain cave, and even personally took care of these items, without the permission of the Monkey King, no one could think of moving a single bit. Of course, when others can't see it, he will steal a fruit and drink a little elixir.
There is a "fairy wine party" in the water curtain cave, but people often say that people are selfish, and so are monkeys. The participants of this fairy wine party are all big names in the monkey group, like those small characters, there are forty or fifty thousand in total, and none of them participated. In addition, the seventy-two cave monsters, as well as the two one-horned ghost kings who entered the Yellow Robe, were also excluded from the list.
There is no way, who makes the wolf more meat less! The monkeys themselves can't tell the difference, let alone those outsiders.
The monkey's banquet is really nothing to look at, there are no beautiful women to dance, there is no vocal music to cheer up, and if it is noisy, it will be lively, but this excitement has nothing to do with Ling Yue. Comparatively speaking, Ling Yue was more interested in what was happening in the Heavenly Court at this moment.
So, when the Monkey King was relieved, he put a word to communicate with the Monkey King, saying that he would go to Heaven to inquire about the news.
Knowing that the other side can be undefeated in a hundred battles, the Monkey King still understands this truth, even if the Monkey King approves it, but asks Ling Yue, the momentum is not right, and he will come back immediately. He didn't want to fight against the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals without a golden hoop stick in his hand.
The least noticeable thing in the world is dust, and Ling Yue also turned into dust and secretly arrived at Yaochi Palace. At this time, the queen mother Fengjia had just arrived, looking at the messy banquet, looking at the wrestlers and others who fell asleep, the queen mother's heart was on fire. I woke up these wrestlers and inquired about them, but there were no clues.
It didn't take long for the seven-clothed fairies who had gotten rid of the Monkey King's immobilization spell to jacquard baskets and came over in a panic. Hui Queen Mother said: "Niangniang, the Monkey King made a spell to trap the seven of my sisters, so it was too late. ”
The queen mother suppressed her anger: "How many peaches have you picked?"
The fairy replied, "There are only two baskets of small peaches, and three baskets of peaches." When I got to the back, I didn't see a big ripe peach, and I wanted to come..."
The Queen Mother couldn't stand the distractions of others, and shouted, "What do you want?
The fairy was shocked and hurriedly replied: "I think it was stolen and eaten by the Great Sage." ”
The Queen Mother was silent for a moment and then said, "What the hell is going on? ”
The fairy then told what had happened in the peach orchard.
After hearing this, the queen mother led the fairy to see the Jade Emperor and told the things in the Yao Pond and the Pan Tao Garden.
Just finished speaking, before the Jade Emperor could say anything, he listened to the four great heavenly masters play: "The Taishang Dao Ancestor is here." ”
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother immediately greeted him.
Ling Yue on the side saw clearly, Lao Jun has not been in court all year round, and this time he came over, which obviously surprised the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
After the ceremony, Lao Jun said: "In the old Dao Palace, I refined some 'Nine Turns Golden Pill', which was originally intended for His Majesty to be used for the 'Danyuan Conference', and I never wanted to be stolen by thieves. ”
The Jade Emperor listened to Lao Jun's words, showed a look of horror, and while appeasing Lao Jun, he asked people to inquire about the matter.
The Jade Emperor's terrified expression surprised Ling Yue, logically speaking, it didn't seem to make sense, the Nine Turns Golden Pill was refined by Lao Jun for the Jade Emperor, if he lost it, it would be normal to regret it, and it would be normal to be angry, but the fear would be a little too gaffe.
The Jade Emperor has experienced more than a thousand eons and lived countless years, and such an expression is too abrupt.
Ling Yue thought about it for a long time, and basically determined that the Jade Emperor's fear was not because of the loss of the golden pill, but because of Lao Jun. However, Ling Yue kept thinking back to Lao Jun's words, and he didn't find any flaws. Ling Yue couldn't help but sigh, the way these big people got along with each other was too mysterious, and he couldn't understand it in detail as a small person.
It didn't take long for another Qi Tianfu immortal official to kowtow and say: "Sun Dasheng left his post without permission, and since he traveled yesterday, he has not returned, and he does not know where to go." ”
When the Jade Emperor was wondering, he saw the barefoot immortal walking in in a panic, and said angrily: "Why are you so panicked?"
The barefoot immortal hurriedly played: "The minister was ordered by the Queen Mother to go to the Pan Tao Club yesterday, and met the Monkey King, and he had a decree to the minister, and ordered him to invite the ministers to go to the Tongming Palace to perform first, and then they could go to the meeting." According to what he said, when he arrived outside the Tongming Palace, he didn't see the long-lived dragon car and phoenix, so he hurriedly came here to serve. ”
The Jade Emperor became more and more shocked, and said angrily: "This guy dares to falsely convey his will, coax Xianqing, and picket where the spirit official is, and quickly inspect this guy for me!"
Ling Yue kept staring at the barefoot immortal, thinking that it was too coincidental for this barefoot immortal to come, and this group of complainants was on the front foot and back foot, there was almost no gap, no matter how you look at it, it seems that it has been arranged.
Take the barefoot immortal as an example, it stands to reason that according to his status and mana, go to the Tongming Palace, and then come back from the Tongming Palace, it will not take nearly a day at all, you know, during this time, the Monkey King not only ate the peach banquet by himself, walked to the thirty-third heaven and ate the golden pill, but also walked between the heavenly palace and Huaguo Mountain for a year and a half. Is this barefoot immortal walking so slowly?
Let's talk about the Taishang Dao Ancestor, what kind of character the Dao Ancestor is, when the elixir was stolen, he was blocked by the Buddha who burned the lamp, and he failed to find out, which can be regarded as excusable. But it has happened, and now he is still pretending to be confused, saying that he doesn't know who the murderer is, which must be something else.
Thinking back to what he had heard before, the conversation between the Jade Emperor and Tai Bai Xing, the conversation between the Barefoot Great Immortal and the South Pole Star Monarch, the word conspiracy naturally appeared in Ling Yue's mind.
There is not only the conspiracy of the Jade Emperor here, but also the conspiracy of the Ancient Buddha of the Burning Lamp.
The Jade Emperor definitely didn't calculate that the Monkey King had stolen Lao Jun's Nine Turns Golden Pill, so he was shocked after listening to Lao Jun's words.
The Ancient Buddha must have had insight into all the calculations of the Jade Emperor, so he made a plan and appeared in the thirty-third heaven. Only the identity of the ancient Buddha will make the Dao Ancestor solemnly receive him, so that the Monkey King has the opportunity to steal the pill successfully.
Lao Jun has no hidden feelings, the Jade Emperor pretends, the barefoot immortal has ulterior motives, lighting the ancient Buddha cave if you watch the fire, everything in front of you is a big show, and this big show has begun.
After receiving the decree, the spiritual official went out of the temple to visit, and soon there was a result, and he replied: "The one who disturbs the heavenly palace is indeed the Monkey King." Then he did not list the testimony of the witnesses, but recounted the events with one mouth, but generally the same.
The Jade Emperor immediately ordered the Four Heavenly Kings to cooperate with Li Tianwang and Prince Nezha, to point the Twenty-Eight Residences, the Nine Yao Xingguan, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Five Directions Jiedi, the Four Values Gong Cao, the East and West Star Dou, the North and South Two Gods, the Five Mountains and the Four Blasphemy, and the Putian Stars, a total of 100,000 heavenly soldiers, and set up 18 Tianluo Nets to the lower realm, besiege Huaguo Mountain, and capture the demon monkeys.
The gods immediately raised their divisions, left the heavenly palace, and went to Huaguo Mountain overwhelmingly.
The big battle was imminent, and Ling Yue definitely couldn't watch the excitement in the Heavenly Court, so he quietly left the Heavenly Palace and returned to Huaguo Mountain.
The Monkey King got the news of Ling Yue and immediately reorganized his army for battle.