Chapter 18: The Feast of Yaochi

The woman in red plucked the peach and was about to leave. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info heard a loud shout, and suddenly there was a monkey with a hairy face in front of him, this monkey was fierce and vicious, grinning his teeth, and suddenly pulled out the golden hoop stick, and shouted while raising it above his head: "You are that monster, dare to boldly steal my peaches!"

Ling Yue was quite speechless about the Monkey King's aesthetics, such a great fairy who captivated the country and the city, the Monkey King actually called it a monster. He couldn't help but wonder what a beauty was in the eyes of the Monkey King.

The woman in red had never seen such a battle, and even if she fell to the ground softly. The other fairies knelt down together and said, "The Great Sage is angry." We are not monsters, but the seven-clothed fairy sent by the queen mother, picking peaches, opening the treasure pavilion, and doing the 'peach victory meeting'. When I came, I saw the gods of the land of this garden, and I didn't see the great sage. I am afraid that I will be late for the queen mother's decree, because I can't wait for the great sage, I will pick peaches here first, and hope to forgive my sins. ”

When the Great Sage heard this, he immediately put away his stick and asked, "Xian'e, please get up." The Queen Mother Pan Tao Club, who are you invited to?"

The fairy said: "There have always been old rules in the Pan Tao Society. The invites are the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats of the Western Heavens, Guanyin of the South Pole, the Holy Emperor of Chong'en in the East, the Immortals of the Three Islands of the Ten Continents, the Xuanling of the North Pole, the Yellow Pole of the Central Yellow Horn, and the Five Elders of the Five Directions. There are also the Five Dou Xingjun, the Three Qings, the Four Emperors, the Taiyi Heavenly Immortals and other people in the Eight Caves, the Jade Emperor, the Nine Bases, and the Haiyue Immortals in the Eight Caves, and the Lower Eight Caves Netherworld Sect Masters, and the Immortals of the World. All palaces and halls respect the gods, and they all go to the Pan Tao Jiahui together. ”

The Great Sage smiled and then asked, "Can you invite me?"

The fairies shook their heads together and said, "I have never heard of it." ”

The Great Sage was stunned and said: "I am the Monkey King, and my official position is extreme, so why not ask Lao Sun to be a honored seat?"

The fairy said: "This is a regular rule, but this time I don't know what the rules are." ”

The Great Sage was not very comfortable in his heart, and said: "What you said is also right, you should pause for a while, and wait for Lao Sun to inquire about the news first, and see if Lao Sun is not invited." ”

The great sage, twisting the trick, reciting the incantation, said to the fairies: "Stop, stop, stop!" Make a fixation method, and fix all the fairies in seven clothes under the peach tree.

The great sage jumped out of the park and went to the Yao Pond Road.

It didn't take long to fly, and I saw the barefoot fairy with an oily face, coming towards him. The Monkey King rolled his eyes, calculated in his heart, stopped the barefoot immortal, and asked, "Where is the old way?"

Daxian said: "When the Queen Mother saw the beckoning, she went to Pan Tao Jiahui." ”

The Monkey King didn't think much about it, but Ling Yue in his ears was guessing the riddle again, thinking: This barefoot immortal is not a road idiot, is he? How could he go in the opposite direction of Yao Chi? Isn't this the opposite direction? Even if he is a road idiot, he has been in this heavenly court for so long, and the Pan Tao Club has participated in it so many times, Yao Chi's road should have been familiar with it a long time ago.

Before Ling Yue was reincarnated, he had a very good impression of the barefoot immortal, and felt that he was a very generous, very smiling and approachable immortal, but for some reason, after seeing the deity, he felt that the gap with his imagination was too big. He is fat, his head is round, and his belly is big, but he is not as honest and approachable as he imagined, but gives people a slippery feeling.

The Great Sage was thinking about other thoughts, so he didn't think of this verse. He said: "Old Dao, it's a shame that you meet Lao Sun, otherwise you will have to go in vain." Because of the old grandson's somersault, the Jade Emperor ordered the old grandson to invite the ranks, first to the palace of Tongming, and then go to the banquet. ”

The barefoot immortal grinned, thanked the monkey king, and changed direction to the Tongming Palace, this time he didn't make a mistake.

Ling Yue sneered in his heart, this barefoot immortal did it so obviously, it must have belonged to the Jade Emperor and Tai Bai Xing. He calculated the time, and estimated that it would take at least one or two hours before the Monkey King would go to the Thirty-third Heaven to steal Lao Jun's Nine Turns Golden Pill, so he slipped out of the Monkey King's ears and landed on the barefoot immortal's robe.

The Monkey King glanced at Ling Yue, but he didn't interfere in any way, he got along with a monkey and a stick for so many years, although he was not very close to each other due to various taboos, but there was still a tacit understanding.

The Great Sage rode the clouds, chanted a spell, and as soon as he changed his body, he changed into a barefoot immortal and went straight to Yao Chi.

And Ling Yue followed the barefoot immortal and flew towards the Tongming Palace.

The barefoot immortal didn't fly far before he stopped, his eyes shining with golden light, and he looked in the direction of the monkey king's flight.

Ling Yue actually saw the Monkey King who had already flown close to Yao Chi from his pupils.

The barefoot immortal dragged his big belly, shook the big pu fan in his hand, laughed proudly twice, and said to himself: "I said that if I don't need to come, the monkey will find Yaochi by himself, what else does this Taibai Lao'er say just in case, it's a big matter! Alas, it's useless to be a scholar, too platinum star, you are too cautious!" he shook his head as he spoke, as for Tongming Palace, he obviously wouldn't go again.

After confirming that the barefoot immortal had another purpose, Ling Yue was about to fly away, when an auspicious light came from the south.

The barefoot immortal also saw this auspicious light, and his footsteps stopped.

In the auspicious light, a crane-haired fairy with a childish face appeared, with a kind and kind face, holding a big cane, wearing a white robe, and a big gourd hanging from his waist.

But I heard the barefoot immortal say: "Antarctic Xingjun, meet again!"

Ling Yue said in his heart: It turns out that this old man is the Antarctic Star Monarch, and he is also a feudal official with high mana.

Nanji Xingjun said: "That monkey head can be fooled?"

"It's a pity that there are countless immortal wines, fairy fruits and vegetables!"

"There are gains and losses, and the more we lose now, the more we have to speak during the negotiations, and we can get it back. ”

The two Great Immortals looked at each other and smiled, while Ling Yue shivered all over.

"Negotiations?

In fact, Ling Yue also had some guesses in his heart, but he was not very sure, and he didn't want to believe it.

Whether it was a barefoot immortal or an Antarctic Star Monarch, they were all powerful and profound, and Ling Yue was worried that it would be easy to expose himself if he had been with them for too long, so he took a chance to slip away.

He counted the time, and the Monkey King must still be in Yaochi, so he went straight to Yaochi.

In the Yaochi Treasure Pavilion, whether it was the immortal official who made wine, or the wrestler who was messy, the Taoist who carried water, and the boy who burned the fire, they all fell asleep to the ground. On the ground, the elixir and jade liquid were sprinkled all over the ground, the dragon liver and phoenix pith were scattered everywhere, and other delicacies and exotic fruit delicacies were also in a mess.

He raised his eyes and looked around, and saw a wine jar on a beam of the house, which rose and fell from time to time, and said in his heart: "The Monkey King has become a villain and drinks there." ”

He flew up, and sure enough, he saw the Monkey King take a sip of wine, eat a mouthful of fairy fruit delicacies, and shout while eating and drinking: "Good wine, good fruit!"

Looking at the rare treasures in the pavilion, Ling Yue was stomach-open, but unfortunately he was just a stick, he could see and smell, but he couldn't eat it.

The Monkey King glanced at Ling Yue, ignored it, and threw the empty jar that had finished drinking in his hand to the ground, and said, "It's a pity that you can't drink or speak, otherwise you will have two drinks with Lao Sun and a few more words, it will be perfect." ”

Ling Yue was speechless, thinking that Li Taibai had not yet been born at this time, and the world-famous general had not yet written about the wine, otherwise the Monkey King might have to chant poetry while drinking: "The monkey must be proud of himself, don't make the golden bottle empty to the moon!"

Although Li Taibai's poetry is good, and the amount of alcohol is also good, it is relative to mortals, compared with the Monkey King, a natural saint Taiyi True Immortal, it is not half a star.

The Monkey King ate and drank one-third of the delicacies and elixir jade liquid in the pavilion, which was equivalent to the amount of a hundred immortals, and he was willing to give up when he couldn't eat it.

He staggered away from the treasure pavilion, relying on the strength of the wine, willful, confused and leisurely, he wanted to go back to his Qi Tianfu, but unconsciously arrived at the thirty-third heaven, Tushi Heavenly Palace.

Ling Yue was also the first time to visit this mysterious Tushi Heavenly Palace. I thought that this heavenly palace was located on the thirty-three heavens, and it should be very tall and splendid, but in fact, it was a few simple tiled houses and a dilapidated tower.

However, this makes Ling Yue admire even more, the so-called mountain is not high, there is an immortal name, no matter what this Tushi Heavenly Palace looks like, with Lao Jun here, this is the most desirable place in the Six Realms.

There are no prohibitions in Tushi Palace.

The Monkey King woke up halfway and said: "Isn't this Tushi Palace above thirty-three days, and is it far from the residence of the old monarch who hates the heavens?" He didn't want to think about the smell of wine and the sweet smell of melons and fruits all over his body, but he said: "If you come, you will be safe, these days, you have traveled around, but you have never visited this old man, and since you are here this time, you will visit him." ”

Although the Monkey King is bold, he also knows that this Doushi Heavenly Palace is no better than other places, so although he is half drunk and half awake, he does not forget to straighten his clothes. The monkey has never been in the habit of knocking on the door, so he directly knocked on the door and entered the palace, and walked for a while, but saw that there was not even a figure in the heavenly palace.

The Monkey King muttered as he walked: "It's strange, why is there no one?" If the old Taoist priest goes to the peach banquet, he should also leave the boy to guard the door." ”

Ling Yue also had this question, he tried hard to recall the original work, for a long time, he thought about it for a long time before he remembered that before the Monkey King entered the Tushi Palace, a big man came to visit. This character is not an ordinary person, but an ancient Buddha who burns the lamp in the western sky.

The original book said that Lao Jun and the ancient Buddha preached on the three-story high pavilion Zhuling Dantai, and all the fairy children, fairy generals, fairy officials, and fairy officials all stood left and right to listen. This lamp-burning Buddha is very big, but it is the Buddha of the past in the Western Heavens, and his qualifications are even older than the current Buddha Rulai, and his status is very similar to the old king who expounded the teachings. The person in charge of the West God is Rulai, and the person who explains the cause is the Yuan Shi Tianzun. The ancient Buddha and Lao Jun are old, but they are no longer in business.

Ling Yue's guessing of riddles has become a habit, and when he encounters a coincidence, he will inevitably think about it, and this thought that the move of the Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha is a conspiracy. But when I think about it, it's not right, how can this monkey be so virtuous, how can he attract a super power like the Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha to make a move for him, after thinking about it, I have always felt incredible, and then I think about what Antarctic Xingjun said about negotiations, and the guess in my heart is clearer.

No matter where the Monkey King is, he doesn't treat himself as an outsider, and in the absence of his master, he still goes straight inside, and unsurprisingly arrives at the Danfang. I saw that next to the Dan stove, there was fire in the furnace, and there were five gourds placed on the left and right, and the gourds were all gold pills refined by Lao Jun.

The Great Sage and Ling Yue were overjoyed at the same time, the Great Sage was happy that there were good things to eat, Ling Yue was happy that the peach delicacies in front of him were either large in size or not suitable for preservation, and he could only watch the Monkey King eat and drink, this Jindan was different, it was easy to store, and he followed the Monkey King's ass to take a little and save it, and one day he was lucky enough to refine his body, and he could also taste the taste of this Jindan. This golden pill is no better than other items, this is refined by Lao Jun himself, speaking of alchemy, there is no one in the Six Realms who can compare with Lao Jun.