Condensation shook his head secretly, and then entered the topic, asking, "What is your relationship with him? Is he your relative?" Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The dwarf recruited from the truth: "He is not my relative. ”

Condensation wondered: "Then what is your relationship, how did he get mixed up with you?"

The dwarf was a little unhappy: "What do you mean how can he mix with me? If the beggar doesn't mix with the beggar, with whom?"

Condensation's eyes widened in disbelief: "You say he's a beggar?

The dwarf said in an unquestioning tone, "How could it be? He slept with me yesterday and the day before yesterday. To be exact, he is not even a beggar, because a beggar has at least one set of guys who ask for food, and he doesn't even have that. I was so hungry that I only knew how to pretend to be a star to deceive the sympathy of those ignorant young women. ”

He was referring to the matter of Shaxian Xishi, but it was suspected of being partial and comprehensive.

Condensation said: "Don't talk about him pretending, I think he was born with a star temperament." With his hands on his back, his thoughts went to the boundless place.

The dwarf seemed to know that she was daydreaming, and with a "snort", she turned her back to show that she didn't even bother to laugh.

Condensation came back to his senses and stopped him: "Hey, don't go, don't you still want to take a bath at my place? ”

The dwarf turned back lazily: "Then you go ahead and ask." ”

Condensing eyes flashed, and he lowered his voice and asked, "Did he tell you - what is his name, where he came from, where he is going, what he used to do, why, why did he become a beggar?"

The dwarf flattened his mouth and said: "I can tell you his name, his name is Guan Qianjian, and he doesn't sound like an earthling." As for the rest, he told me something, I didn't listen to it much, I told you, you don't have to take it too seriously, just think you saw it in a novel bought at a stall. ”

When Condensation said this, he became more interested, thinking: He must have an unusual background!

"Say it, say it!" she was a little impatient.

The dwarf said in a tone of grace: "He said that he came from another world, he flew here with a sword, he used to be a great swordsman in the rivers and lakes, and before the age of eighteen, he defeated the world champion who had been in a row for forty years......"

"Hahahaha......" Condensation covered his mouth and laughed: "He's playing you! Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I'll ask him myself later." Hehe, it's still a big swordsman, I've read too many martial arts novels......"

Guan Qianjian came out of the shower, with a suit and leather shoes and long loose hair, looking like a bank manager playing rock 'n' roll.

Condensation looked at him, his eyes rising from three hundred watts to one thousand watts.

She jumped up and clapped her hands and said, "Wow!" and said to the dwarf, "Look what I said? ”

Guan Qianjian didn't pay attention to other people's reactions, and pulled his pants and complained: "Your clothes are too hard to wear, and they are very uncomfortable." Or the skirt is easy to wear. ”

Condensation looked around him and said, "Sure enough, people rely on clothes and makeup, and Buddha relies on gold makeup." Now the only fly in the ointment is the hairstyle, I'll take you to a haircut. ”

Walking through the two shop doors next door is the "Supreme Hair Salon", the barber took out a magazine and asked the customer to choose their favorite hairstyle, Guan Qianjian chose the consistent style of cross talk actor Guo Donglin. And Condensation was surrounded by a swarm of small bees, scrambling to dye her hair, perm, wash her hair, pick her ears, and manicure her nails, and when she finally broke out of the encirclement, Guan Qianjian was already bald.

On the way back, Condensation interrogated him, "How did you know my sister?"

Guan Qianjian put his hands in his trouser pockets and asked rhetorically: "Do you live with your sister?" Seeing Condensation nodding, his face changed: "The two sisters live together, how can you let her go in and out of that kind of place?"

Condensation was startled, and replied aggrievedly: "I persuaded her, I don't know how many times I have quarreled about this, and I also threatened her that if she doesn't change jobs and become a serious person, I will cut off relations with her, but, but ......"

"But what? She doesn't care, or are you soft-hearted?"

"No, my store has been in a state of loss, and I have stocked up a lot of goods, and it is difficult to ride a tiger, and I have to rely on her to help me support it, so I ......"

"So for your own sake, you encouraged her to sell herself?" Guan Qianjian was a little angry.

"I don't!" Condensation was so anxious that she almost wanted to cry, "Am I that kind of person?" So I can't do anything about her!"

Guan Qianjian gritted his teeth, thought about it and said, "You can't take her, I have a way to take her." ”

Condensation looked at him: "I can see that you really love her." What do you know? You haven't told me how you met. ”

Guan Qianjian waved his hand: "What are you doing with all this,—— do you still have extra room for people to live in?"

Condensation guessed his intentions, and said with infinite joy: "Yes, yes, we have rented a three-bedroom house nearby, one for me and my sister, one for penguins, and one has been empty, and I can't find anyone to share it, so I feel like it's a waste." ”

Guan Qianjian then recommended himself: "That's right, my bodyguard and I moved in and watched your sister every day." ”

Condensation was surprised: "Your bodyguard?"

Guan Qianjian said: "It's that dwarf." ”

Condensation covered his mouth: "When did he change his career to be a bodyguard? Can he keep you safe? Also, how much salary do you pay him?"

Guan Qianjian shook his head in distress: "The skills are still passable, but the loyalty is not enough, and it still needs to be cultivated." As for the reward, as long as he is dutiful, I plan to pass on to him the Heavenly Sword Six Directions Thirteen Styles, as well as the Internal Strength Method. ”

Condensation coughed: "That, are you a fan ......of martial arts novels?

Saying that he had arrived at the door of the store, Guan Qianjian raised his feet and entered, didn't listen to her much, and replied casually: "I don't understand." Then he said to the dwarf, "Let's go." ”

The dwarf was looking in the mirror and fiddling with his hair after taking a shower, and he didn't react when he heard the words: "Ah, what did you say, where did you go, and did you go to the bar again......?"

Guan Qianjian was unhappy: "Look at your little bit of talent! Don't worry about going to the bar all day long, it's not a place for serious people to go at all." If it weren't for the fact that you fell out of love, I wouldn't have been with you. The words condensed in his heart and exclaimed: "Good man, what a good man! He is handsome, decent, and infatuated." But I've heard that good men like bad women, so it's no wonder he's so nice to my sister. My sister is really in the midst of blessings and doesn't know how to be blessed. ”

The dwarf was taught a lesson by Guan Qianjian, and the boss in his heart was unconvinced, revealing his shortcomings: "Even if I am not a serious person, I have not reached the level of robbing women in public, what qualifications do you have to say about others?"

provoked condensation and doubts, and opened his mouth wide to ask: "Who robbed a woman in public? What are you doing to rob a woman? How to rob a woman?"

The dwarf combed a few handfuls of his head with his fingers, turned his head and said, "You can ask your sister about this, she is the person concerned, and she feels the deepest." ”

Condensation understood a little: "You mean he robbed my sister?"

The dwarf deliberately wanted to leave her endless space for reverie, and changed the topic to Guan Qianjian and said, "If I'm not mistaken, you want me to help you recapture some sword." You really think I'm your bodyguard. ”

Guan Qianjian also walked to the mirror to straighten his hairstyle, and said with a shameful face: "It's your honor to be my bodyguard." Besides, the matter of snatching the sword is in exchange for drinking with you. ”

The dwarf changed his serious look, nodded and said, "Okay, for the sake of the fact that you invited me to eat egg fried rice when I was about to starve to death, and the robbery of a woman in a bar yesterday, you didn't forget about me with a heavy sex friend, and you still want to take me away after robbing a woman, I will be your bodyguard again!"

Guan Qianjian showed a pleased smile and said, "I know that you are a person who knows how to repay your kindness, I didn't misunderstand you!"

Condensation was anxious: "What the hell is going on, why do you keep saying that he robbed women? Did he really rob my sister?"

The two laughed and walked out hand in hand, and let out a bold statement: "Capture Bruce Lee's heirs alive!"

"What are you two eating?" asked Shaxian Xi Shi when he came out of the kitchen.

Guan Qianjian sat at the door, and she only saw a broad back and a round bald head.

"Hey, what to eat?" asked the dwarf, sitting across from Guan Qianjian, holding him with his chin. When it came to eating, he had forgotten all about the purpose of his visit.

"Eat your size, pay the money last time first. Guan Qianjian ordered the dwarf. Not only did he ask him to be his bodyguard, but even the economic power was completely handed over to him. And all the money they can mobilize now is condensing yesterday's turnover.

The dwarf took out a stack of a dozen bills.

Shaxian Xi Shi came to the table and tilted his head to peek at Guan Qianjian's face that was connected to the bald head.

But Guan Qianjian deliberately hid and turned his face to the wall, so that the other party could only see the tip of his nose.

"This handsome guy looks a little familiar, is it a celebrity who came out to pay a private visit to Weifu?" Xi Shi didn't give up, and bent down as much as possible to find Guan Qianjian's face.

"Did you hear that?" Guan Qianjian squinted at the dwarf and said, "I didn't lie to anyone, I didn't pretend to be a celebrity, but people insisted on saying that I was a ......" He suddenly turned his face to face Xi Shi, with a puzzled expression: "Is it that when everyone enters your store, you have to ask if they are celebrities?

Xi Shi saw his facial features clearly, and was furious: "You little beggar again! Come to pretend to be a star again! I want to eat white food again! Tell you, the old lady will not fall for you again, get out of here, or I will call my husband back......"

"Who's going to eat your free food? Are we like that?" the dwarf counted the dozen hundred-dollar bills over and over again, "See?——? ”

Xi Shi grabbed the only piece of money that the dwarf slapped on the table, the corners of his mouth drooped desperately, and he made infinite contempt: "There is still money, don't look for it, have you ever eaten Shaxian? An egg fried rice costs six yuan, a pork rib soup costs seven yuan, and ten boxes of the same, how much is it in total? Will you count it?"

The dwarf counted with his fingers: "Six, seven, forty-two, ten gets ten, ten is eleven hundred, forty-two times hundred...... Damn, we ate so much money in one meal, it seems like a lot of difference!"

"Will you count?" Guan Qianjian learned Xi Shi's tone and gave him a roll of his eyes. He took out a banknote from his hand, tore it open, and handed it to Xi Shi: "I really don't need to look for it this time." - Now that the money and goods are cleared, and no one owes anyone, give me back my sword. ”

When Xi Shi heard this, his face changed miserably, he took the half of the banknote, and said, "This, of course." However, you, what kind of sword is your treasure, my husband has it, I don't know, I don't know anything, you have to ask him if you don't ask me......"

Guan Qianjian saw her expression and knew that the situation was wrong, so he slapped the table and stood up, shouting: "You tell me the truth, was it snatched away by others?"

Xi Shi took two steps back and waved his hands together: "No, there really isn't, things are hidden by my husband in a very secret place, you go to him." ”

Guan Qianjian didn't want to talk to her, and asked, "Where is your husband?"

Xi Shi pointed diagonally to the opposite side: "He is a coach in the Xiaolong Martial Arts Gym, and he is in class at this time, you can see him when you enter the door." ”

The moment Guan Qianjian and the dwarf turned around and walked out, Xi Shi was also turning his back and snickering.

The Xiaolong Martial Arts Hall is on the second floor, and these words are posted on each step of the stairs. While they were still on the stairs, they heard the same shouts as students reading:

"Ha-ha-ha-ha......"

Guan Qianjian said disdainfully: "Are they practicing lion roar......?

The dwarf laughed at him: "It seems that you know martial arts, and those who don't know think you are their curator." ”

Guan Qianjian said angrily: "If I don't know martial arts, who else in the world does?"

The dwarf embarrassed him: "So you want to capture Bruce Lee's heirs alive?"

Guan Qianjian glared at him: "Didn't I tell you, my power is sealed in the sword." One day when I find a way to regain my strength, I'll teach you all my housekeeping skills......"

Saying that, the two of them had gone upstairs, only to see a hall of thousands of square meters, forty or fifty half-old children, dressed in white, lined up in a phalanx, practicing there one move at a time. Xi Shi's husband slowly circled around the phalanx, helping individual apprentices adjust their postures from time to time.

"Coach, here are two black parties. A dumb apprentice said. He's probably changing his voice.

"Don't talk nonsense, in broad daylight, how can there be a black club, most of them come to learn martial arts, you see how famous the coach is. Xi Shi said her husband and walked over with a smile.

An apprentice in the back whispered, "yes, it's the size of your fart, and it can smoke a room full of people." ”

"Two, under Li Ailong, Bruce Lee's personal disciple, the strongest coach of Xiaolong Martial Arts Hall is me! If you want to learn martial arts, it is absolutely right to come to me, you will learn it as soon as you learn, and you will be able to learn it in three months, and you will fight invincible opponents all over the world......"

The dwarf said, "It's a schoolboy who beats all over the world, right?"

Li Ailong frowned: "Huh, how do you talk like a kid, who taught you, is it your father?" said and looked at Guan Qianjian with an unkind expression.