Chapter 225: Put on your pants
When Leng Su struggled, he still twisted his ass gracefully like a dance, but this action just helped the murderer. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 infoOriginally, Zhang Liuqi didn't have the experience of taking off people's pants with one hand, and he was a little embarrassed to press the gourd to scoop up, but when she twisted it, he automatically and spontaneously slid down.
"Let go of me!" screamed in suspicion: "Ahh......h
Zhang Liuqi had already begun to gasp for breath, smiling lewdly like an asthma patient: "You have so many boyfriends, and I don't run the census, how, how do you know, who are they ?—— feed, you two, haven't you closed the door yet? Why are you so stupid! Close the door, it's longer than me to get ten women......
The asthma of the two subordinates is worse than the boss: "No, boss, yesterday, the bandit who robbed the woman yesterday is here again, he is against the door, we, we can't close it." Boss, why don't you help us first?"
The door of the "Leng Family Girl" is a roller shutter that is pulled down from the top, and when the two are halfway drawn, a pair of hands suddenly appear and hold it firmly. The two of them looked down and saw Guan Qianjian, thinking that they hadn't knocked him down when they smashed a large box of wine bottles yesterday, and it was clear that he was a Xiaoqiang who couldn't be killed, and they couldn't help but panic in their hearts.
One of the two continued to exert force, and the other kicked him hard through the crack in the door, kicked his knee and thigh, kicked his thigh all the way to the north, kicked him crookedly, screamed again and again, but he didn't let go. Not only did he not let go, but he also lowered his head from time to time, wanting to drill into it.
Over there, Zhang Liuqi had already broken through the enemy's last line of defense, and the remnants of the forces were basically wiped out. That's when he discovered a problem, it was far more difficult to take off his own pants with one hand than someone else's.
He regretted that he shouldn't have worn leggings for the sake of being sexy, and he shouldn't have worn a cumbersome belt for the sake of face. The most important thing is that the words entered the first level of combat readiness ahead of schedule, which formed an insurmountable obstacle to the work of taking off the pants.
"Don't rush to close the door, take off my pants quickly, hurry, hurry, it's too late, I'm going to shoot......" he shouted heartbreakingly.
"Boss hold on, hold on for another second, reinforcements will arrive soon, immediately!"
The sound of flushing toilets can be heard in the stalls of the store.
Inside came a fashionably dressed girl.
"Ahh
"Guess. Zhang Liuqi couldn't take off his pants for a long time, so he simply slapped his free hand on Leng Suke's bare buttocks: "Can't you see this? I want to go in, but she won't let me in, that's it." ”
"You're perverted!" the girl scolded, squatting down to put on her pants for Leng Suo.
When the girl stood up with her suspicious pants, Zhang Liuqi saw her face clearly and couldn't believe her eyes. This person's facial features and face are almost exactly the same as Leng Su's, but his complexion is unusually fair, which makes him even more moving.
In an instant, he became greedy, and wanted to pick two holes with a stick, grab her hair in the same way, and fold the two girls together like arhats, still pressing with one hand, and taking off the pants of the one who came behind him with the other.
"Dead perverted!Let go of me!Dead perverted!" The two girls pressed their throats and began to sing in chorus.
Zhang Liuqi accompanied with laughter.
Guan Qianjian outside launched a general attack many times, but all of them were suppressed by the enemy's crazy fists and feet, and he was anxious in his heart, calling the dwarf: "You can't bear to watch from the side?"
"You mean you want me to get closer?" replied the gnome, licking his parched lips.
Guan Qianjian roared like a battlefield commander losing his temper with his subordinates in the rain of bullets: "I told you to knock him down!"
The dwarf said calmly: "Brother, it's not that I won't help you, now if you want to behave in front of the person you like, play hero to save the beauty, you should fight to the end alone." If I stick a bar and rescue the beauty, doesn't it seem that I am a hero, you are a bear? Your limelight has been robbed by me, and the beauty is only interested in me, so how sad should you be if she leaves you aside? Brother, I don't help you, I don't help you, I don't help you, I will be the greatest help to you!"
When Guan Qianjian heard it at first glance, he felt that what he said was not unreasonable, if she hadn't saved Yunni by herself, she might still be a child.
But on second thought, it's still important to save people, and who is the hero is not the main thing. He also called: "I understand your kindness, let's save people first, who is the hero, it doesn't matter who she is interested in, I don't care." ”
The dwarf was puzzled: "What? You don't even care who she's interested in, which means you don't like her." You don't like her and save her balls, you forgot how she scolded you yesterday?
Guan Qianjian was furious, shouted, rose up with great might, raised the door above his head, strode in, punched one by one, knocked down the two minions, rushed inside, and kicked Zhang Liuqi's waist and eyes.
Zhang Liuqi flew out to the side, slammed his bald head against the wall, and scared the old man who was still dreaming next door to sit up and look around blankly: "Mom, the demolition team is here!"
Zhang Liuqi held his head in his hands and cried again: "My head, I originally wanted to grow my hair, but now it's really no fun......"
The two girls were finally able to walk upright, and their hearts were infinitely sympathetic to Mr. Zu as a primitive person.
Leng suspicious pants only mentioned the knee part, couldn't hold back the anger, ran up and stomped on the part where Zhang Liuqi had already Mingjin retreated, and scolded: "Dead pervert, you still want to fall on me when you look so ugly, you don't know how much to spend!"
After stomping on his feet, he put on his pants, turned his head and pointed at Guan Qianjian: "You dare to follow me, a perverted poor bastard......" took advantage of his eyes to look at her fingers, raised his foot and kicked twice.
Guan Qianjian had already been kicked numb, and his face did not change and said: "No, I think you misunderstood, in fact, I ...... Hey, I can't tell you a sentence or two, I think we should sit down and talk......"
"Sit down and talk, do you want to lie down and talk?" her index finger poked the tip of Guan Qianjian's nose: "Tell you, don't think that if you are a thief and pretend to be a good person, I will be grateful to you, a poor bastard like you, unless you are reincarnated and bribed Lord Yan to find a grandfather who has climbed the snowy mountains and walked through the grassland and survived the catastrophe for ten years, he is still serving in the army and running real estate, and also investing in the financial industry, traveling around the world to inspect the people's conditions, and eating golden stool, otherwise it is useless to do anything." ”
The girl who looked very similar to her couldn't help it: "Sister, how can you talk about people like this, if it weren't for him, you would be ......"
"Isn't it just rape? It's not that you haven't been raped, what's there to be afraid of? Only someone like you who no one can be afraid!
"I'm really sorry, my sister is not sensible, don't listen to what she says, thank you so much just now......"
It was natural to see the white fox condense after encountering the black fox's suspicion, and Guan Qianjian was not surprised at all. He was still thinking about the public case of the white fox snatching love from Yunni, so he replied in a cold tone: "Is it over by saying thank you?"
Condensation was a little unexpected, at first I couldn't figure out if he was joking, and when I saw him with a straight face, he laughed awkwardly, hurriedly ran into the cash register, opened the drawer, took out a stack of red banknotes and handed it over: "This is the turnover of the whole day yesterday, you take it first, and you can come to me again if you need it later." ”
As she spoke, she couldn't help but wonder in her heart: My sister was still polite to him, why did he show me his face?
Guan Qianjian took the banknotes and flipped them, there were about a dozen of them, and said disdainfully: "This is not enough for me to go three times." ”
Condensation asked tentatively......, "Where do you mean?"
"Isn't this toilet paper? The size is just right, and the hardness and softness are just right. - I really didn't expect that this is the thank you gift here, but fortunately few people thank me. ”
Condensation concluded that he was too little.
"Well, it's just a little thought...... We are not the children of rich families, it is not easy to start a business on our own, and it is difficult to do business, but the days to come will be long, we will never forget your kindness today, if you encounter any difficulties, just tell us, we will be your benefactor for the rest of your life!"
Guan Qianjian thought of the white fox who had deceived him, and muttered secretly: "This girl will talk flatteringly." "Put the money still on the cash register and turn to look at the clothes.
Condensing found that he could continue to repay the favor in other ways, and was very happy, and said: "Just take it if you like it, you have a good figure, a natural hanger, and every style in my store is suitable for you." ”
After talking for a while, Zhang Liuqi ran away early with two of his subordinates, and when he went out, he turned around and pointed at Guan Qianjian, and said, "You remember it for me!" was just bumped into by the dwarf who walked in, punched one by one, and all of them flew away.
His sudden explosive power made him stunned for a moment, and he thought that those three guys were hollowed out by Guan Qianjian, so they were so pus cells and were played by a dwarf.
The dwarf walked in and sighed and asked, "Boss, where's the penguin?"
Condensation dragged out his voice and said: "How many times have I told you, don't call me the boss, I'm the boss, no mother!"
The dwarf said, "Oh, where are the penguins? Why haven't they come here at this time today, are they sick?"
Condensation couldn't help laughing: "She's not sick, but she hurt your hand yesterday and couldn't go to work, so she asked for leave today." ”
The dwarf can't lift his head and open his eyes.
Guan Qianjian picked up a suit and gestured on his body, and asked with a smile: "Are you still thinking about that fat girl? What penguin, isn't the penguin QQ? I think it's almost the same as calling her the recycle bin." ”
Yesterday, the two escaped from the bar and hid in an Internet café next door, where the dwarf taught Guan Qianjian some basic knowledge of computers.
The dwarf was unconvinced: "Say that she is a recycle bin, your mouth is the Internet, no matter who it is, you can use it if you want." ”
Guan Qianjian "robbed" coldly to atone for her sins, and wanted to save her from the tiger and wolf's den, but he didn't love her much, so he didn't care about the dwarf's ridicule at all, and replied with a smile: "That's not right, didn't you listen to him, he looks ugly, and he can't spend any money." Also, a poor bastard like me can only be reincarnated. ”
The dwarf sympathized with him and sat down on a chair in frustration: "The penguin also wants me to be reincarnated." ”
Condensation quipped him, "Don't you want penguins to be reincarnated?"
The dwarf 1510 replied, "If I can be reincarnated, of course it is better that she is also reincarnated, so that we will not be too different in age." ”
Condensation was afraid that he would be embarrassed, so he didn't laugh at him too much, turned to Guan Qianjian, and saw that he looked at the suit and T-shirt after reading it, knowing that he wouldn't pick out clothes.
"If you can trust me, I'll match it for you, how about it?"
Guan Qianjian couldn't ask for it, and made a gesture of please.
Condensation smiled, hummed a little song, quickly took off his coat, pants and shirt from different shelves, put them on his left elbow, turned back and tilted his head to look at Guan Qianjian: "You said that you should take a shower before changing new clothes?"
Before Guan Qianjian could reply, the dwarf first rejoiced: "I want to wash it too, I want to wash it too!"
Condensation threw the clothes into Guan Qianjian's arms, pushed him to the inner compartment, and replied: "Of course you can wash it, but there must be a sequence, let my benefactor wash it comfortably, and then you can wash it." ”
The dwarf asked, "Why?"
A condensed voice came from within: "Because I am anxious to see how my benefactor looks in his new clothes." Then he whispered to Guan Qianjian: "There is hot water in the water heater, shampoo and shower gel are here, towel - if you don't dislike it, use mine first, I'll buy another ......"
The dwarf heard it outside and laughed at her: "Your benefactor likes your sister, don't be sentimental." He also said Guan Qianjian: "The surname is Guan, I'm not wrong, since you plan to be a hero to save the United States, you have to fight to the end alone, so that others will be grateful to you." Do you now know how great I am?"
Guan Qianjian snorted, and said angrily: "You are called cowardly and afraid, I don't know you yet! Just like you, you are not qualified to be my bodyguard." Let me tell you, wait a minute, let's go find the heir of Bruce Lee on the other side, and if you want to return the sword, don't practice the turtle shrinkage skill again. ”
The dwarf was not convinced: "You look down on me like this? You wait and see, not to mention Bruce Lee's heir, it is Bruce Lee himself, plus his master came together, I also beat them all over the ground to find teeth." ”
Taking advantage of Guan Qianjian's bath, Condensation sat at the cash register, beckoned the dwarf over, and said in a low and mysterious voice: "I want to ask you something." ”
The dwarf was not very accustomed to the sudden warmth and friendliness of this usually cold proprietress and asked a little crampedly and a little defensively: "You, what do you want to ask?"
Leng Su raised his hand to look at the air and patted it and said, "Hey, what are you nervous about? I'm not a tigress......
The dwarf said, "I am not afraid even if you are a tigress, and now I can kill a cow with one punch." ”
Condensation smiled: "Where do you need a punch? I see that you can blow a cow to death in one breath." ”
The dwarf didn't know that she laughed at him for bragging, and was embarrassed to say, "That's not that powerful." ”