050:Bose Collection
Not surprisingly, after the iron mastiff ate the war beast pill of the colorful python, he successfully broke through and reached the fourth turn of the war beast. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info absorbs the python's special system, making its body curve, and there is some weirdness in the might. The two eyes sparkled with a chilling light.
If it weren't for his pet beast, even Han Xiao would have muttered in his heart when he saw it, and he didn't have the courage to draw a knife. Now I really hope that the iron mastiff will one day be able to break through from a war beast to a spirit beast. What a horror that must have been!
The next road is much easier. In addition, Han Xiao, Xian Lin'er, and Iron Mastiff all made breakthroughs, galloping, and their foot speed was stronger. On the seventh day, he finally came out of the Great Wilderness Mountain and went up to the main road. Looking back at the vast barren mountains, it is like a dream.
It was almost evening, and there was still an endless stream of pedestrians on the road carrying carts and riding horses and sedan chairs. Han Xiao thought about these people, and they all wanted to go to Baiseji. After asking, I knew that Baiseji was more than a hundred miles ahead. A big road goes straight to it.
Approaching their destination, Han Xiao and Lin Xian'er's mood became heavier and heavier. They all feel in their hearts that the road ahead is not easy, and there must be a huge trap waiting for them. And as for how to find the enemy's traces and rescue relatives, I don't have any foundation in my heart.
After walking for more than ten miles, I saw the sunset and the tired birds returning to the forest. There began to be scattered restaurants and hostels on the roadside, and people were shouting. Han Xiao and Lin Xian'er discussed it and decided to stay for one night. First, I was tired of shuttling in the barren mountains for days, eating and sleeping in the open air, and I needed to take a good rest;
Seeing that next to the main road, a small road twists and turns down not far away, there is a big red lantern, pick out a signboard: Liuxianju. The outside is spacious and neat, and there are faint voices inside. I went to the hotel.
The shopkeeper welcomes in, only to see the brilliant lights in the lobby, shouting five and six to sit all over the world, all kinds of guests, or three or five tables, or two to sit opposite, or one person to drink, drink to the happy place, this holding the wine jug, to the adjacent table to invite the hero, which holds the plate, come to this table to be a drinking friend, lively and lively, both friends outside, haha laughing and laughing, this is the only rivers and lakes.
The shopkeeper saw that although Han Xiao and Lin Xian'er were dusty, the men were handsome and handsome, and the women were beautiful and refined, and saw that there was a powerful black mastiff next to them, so he dared to slack off, so he hurriedly led them to the backyard in person and chose a spacious and clean room. Nodding and smiling, he asked, "There are excellent game and mountain delicacies in the shop, may I ask the son and the lady, what do you want to use for dinner?" Do you bring it to the house or eat it outside?"
Only the word "madam" got into Lin Xian'er's ears, and she immediately blushed, turned around, and pretended to pack her bags.
Han Xiao smiled and said, "The last few things to pick up are to ask for a pot of wine." In addition, we are not used to making noise, so let's eat in the house. ”
The shopkeeper said yes and went out. Not much, first a guy brought a basin of water, with a snow-white hand towel, and asked the two to wash their faces and clean their faces. A fellow brought food and drinks and set them on the table. The two of them did not eat fireworks in the world for half a month, and they ate very sweetly.
Seeing Han Xiao drinking, Lin Xian'er looked at her and said worriedly: "You're afraid you're going to become a king sledgehammer." ”
Han Xiao smiled and brought the wine glass to her mouth, "Taste it." ”
Xian'er shook her head and snorted.
After the meal, the man came to collect the dishes, Han Xiao rewarded him with two gold coins, and asked, "Can you see a group of people driving the carriage passing by?"
The guy smiled: "We are the largest shop outside of Baise Collection, all kinds of characters, endless exchanges, don't hide from the son, this carriage driver, also see four or five dials a day." I don't know what kind of carriage Childe is talking about?"
Han Xiao said: "It's longer than an ordinary carriage, and it's the kind that can lie down inside." "I talked about a few people.
The guy smiled and said, "This is going to ask the son to atone for his sins, I really don't have an impression." Seeing Han Xiao's disappointment, he smiled again: "If the son wants to inquire about people, he might as well go to the lobby and sit." There are people from all over the world, and you may have seen them on the road. ”
Han Xiao nodded and let the guy out.
Lin Xian'er said, "Do you want to go to the lobby to sit?"
Han Xiao said: "I think that even if we come to Baiseji, we also need to have more contact with market characters to find clues, and we can't just sit in the house and wait for the enemy to appear by himself." After speaking, he looked at Lin Xian'er again, and his eyes were a little difficult.
Xian'er smiled: "Are you worried about me? You go, I'll wait for you here." Just be careful not to delay too long. ”
Han Xiao nodded and said, "Let the iron mastiff stay with you." Then he carried the knife on his back, went out the door, and slowly walked towards the lobby.
Although it is not early at this moment, the atmosphere in the lobby is still undiminished. Han Xiao was a little envious of these pouring lids over a glass of wine, and the Ming Dynasty waved his hand to the future.
Entering the lobby, the guy just now ran over, nodded and smiled and asked, "Young Master, come and sit in a pot of wine?"
Han Xiao saw that there was still an empty table in the corner, so he walked over and sat down, asked the guy to serve two dishes and a pot of wine, and poured himself a drink, while paying attention to the various characters in the lobby and listening to them speak loudly.
The middle table has the most people. The cover was originally only four people, and then someone came to touch the wine with a wine bottle, and someone asked to share the table with a plate, and the shopkeeper saw that everyone was lively, and sat in the village and gave a jar of wine, which was later two tables put together, squeezed more than a dozen people, fists and sleeves, where to make a wine order.
Han Xiao couldn't understand their wine order, only to see a bearded man lose the order, stood up, picked up a big bowl of wine, and said: "All heroes and heroes, friends of the world, I lost the order, according to the regulations, either drink a bowl of wine or tell a news." Now I declare that I will not only drink this bowl of wine, but after I have drunk it, I will also present you good friends with a strange observation, will you say?"
"Good!" the crowd burst into applause.
Hu Ma's face was flushed, full of pride, he drank a large bowl of wine in one go, and waved his hand to make everyone quiet. He opened his mouth and said, "I want to walk the Heavenly Continent with flax-"
As soon as he said this, everyone burst into laughter, thinking that he was talking drunk. Someone said: "I have lived to be fifty or sixty years old, and I haven't walked a third of the South Spirit Realm, and Uncle Hu has started to walk the Heavenly Continent at a young age." ”
The crowd laughed again. He said, "I think I was sleepwalking after I got drunk." ”
Hu Ma's eyes widened, and he said loudly: "Nonsense! Don't look at me now, I think I'm also a child of a family, and when I was a child, I was also in and out of the proud horse, and my followers were like clouds." My father wants me to marry a wife, have children, and train me to inherit his business, but what can I say?"
Everyone said: "Naturally, it was said that it was good. ”
Hu Ma "cut" and said: "A good man is ambitious in all directions, and he seems to stay at home, even if he is a local tyrant and piles up gold coins, he will live in vain." So I said, I'm going to see the world!"
Someone coaxed: "Master Hu is bright enough." And then?"
Hu Ma said: "Later, when my father died, I sold my family property and traveled around, hoping to meet a master in the ancient cave of the mountain, and I would also practice and fight the sword world." ”
Everyone laughed and said: "Looking at Hu Ye's extraordinary weapon, he must have been passed on by the master." Quickly show your hands and open everyone's eyes. ”
Hu Ma's face turned even redder, and he took the bowl and said to Xiao'er, "Pour wine." ”
The child hurriedly smiled and filled another bowl of flax.
Hu Ma was angry and said: "I won't skip this section and don't talk about him, but although I, Hu Ma, am just a monk now, and I have traveled all over the world in the past 20 years, we don't need to say that this Southern Spirit Realm is not to say, from the west to the West Heaven Realm, to the East Ming Realm, and to the North Mang Realm in the north, which place has not left footprints." So it's not in vain. ”
When everyone saw the truth, they said: "What about the strange news? Since Uncle Hu has gone through the Western Heaven Realm, the Eastern Ming Realm, and the Northern Mang Realm, what strange stories have you seen?"
Hu Ma was a little proud, and said: "I won't tell you anything, in the Western Heaven Realm, I have seen the villagers eat Jindan as food; the dolls in the Dongming Realm are all spirit soldiers in their hands; not to mention the Northern Mang Realm, the hunting dogs in the hands of any Orion are all spirit beasts bigger than cattle!"
"Wow!" everyone laughed again, and said one after another: "It can be seen that it is drunkenness." ”
Seeing that everyone didn't believe it, Hu Ma glared to distinguish it, but his tongue curled. staggered, and was carried back to the backyard room by Xiao Er to rest.
On the table, the drinking order began again. I saw that this time it was a middle-aged man with bright eyes and a thin body. "Everyone!", he shouted, "in the next Hu Buji." To be clear, although they are all surnamed Hu, they have nothing to do with the Uncle Hu just now, and they have not been to any Western Heaven Realm, Dongming Realm and Beimang Realm in Xia, and they were born in their mother's womb, and they eat in this Baise Set——"
When the people saw him rambling, they said, "Tell me about your anecdotes." ”
Hu Buer said: "Although I don't have the amount of alcohol that Hu Ye just now, if you want to talk about this anecdote, you must drink it before you can hear the fun." As he spoke, his eyes swept around, and he said, "Come, heroes, let's do a bowl together, so that we can listen to this anecdote." ”
When everyone saw him selling his son, they all joined in and drank the wine.
Han Xiao saw that Hu Buer smiled at himself, so he had to smile in return and drank a bowl of wine.
"The next anecdote is about two women. ”
When the crowd heard this, they laughed again.
Hu Buer said: "Don't laugh, let me ask you first, there are many people in this woman who like to do things and those who don't like to do things?"
The crowd began to laugh and curse. A person screamed: "Naturally, I like to do a lot more!"
Hu Buer nodded and said, "This benevolent brother is a person who has seen the world as soon as he hears it, come, everyone comes to pay tribute to this brother and a bowl of wine." ”
Everyone was drunk, and most of them drank another bowl of tea.
Han Xiao couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when he saw Hu Buer smiling at himself again. He's a teenager, where did he go through such a rough topic. But I don't know why, maybe men are naturally excited about this kind of topic, the audience said a few words, and they couldn't help but think of Liu Ruru, and their hearts jumped suddenly for a while, and their faces were red and their ears were hot. looked at Hu Buer and looked at himself, in order to cover up, he had to drink a bowl of wine. After drinking, I remembered that this was tantamount to admitting that there was a lot of joy in the woman.
Then I heard Hu Buer say: "The younger brother has seen two twin sisters, talking about their appearance and figure-" clapped his hands and said: "That's really my sister's sinking fish and geese, and my sister's shy flowers in the moon." Although they are all equally beautiful in appearance, their temperaments are very different. My sister is very calm and shy, cold as frost, but my sister is very flirtatious, laughing and debauched. Coincidentally, the two sisters married two twin brothers. These twin brothers, following in the same village. One day in the middle of the night, I went to his house to talk to the two brothers, and guess what I saw?"
Someone started laughing.
"Didn't you see two big butts?" laughed one of them.
Hu Buer clapped his hands again and said, "If you want to hear it, let's give this brother a bowl again." Everyone laughed and drank another bowl. Han Xiao couldn't help but pour a bowl of wine into his stomach.
Hu Buer said: "I know that my sister is very debauched, and I think that this bed must be very attractive, who knows that his man didn't get a few strokes, so she was so interested that she fell asleep." I see that her man still has a chance to continue the war, calling a woman, but she can't wake up again. I wonder if a woman with a hot appearance has no inner dimension?"
Everyone: "Say sister!"
Hu Buer said: "I thought to myself that my sister is like this, and my cold sister is even more useless." squatted under the window for a while, and sure enough, I saw his man stirring a fire, and his sister pretended to be asleep, but Hao didn't step on him. When the man saw this, he had to fall asleep. Who knows that when he sleeps, his sister won't let him sleep, or deliberately turn over, bend his white legs, or moan skillfully, and rub the man's back with fragrant milk. Seeing that the man didn't appreciate it, she couldn't bear it, twisted and pinched, climbed up and sat on the top position. And I did it again and again, and I didn't give up until dawn. Only then did I realize that it was as cold as ice, and it was not impossible to be enthusiastic! The previous pretense of not stepping on it was waiting for her man to simmer her on the fire!"
After saying that, everyone burst into laughter. In the laughter, there is a lot of upper class.
Hu Buer saluted everyone with another bowl of wine, then poured another bowl, and walked over to Han Xiao. smiled and said, "Why did this brother drink alone and come to have fun with everyone." ”
Han Xiao invited him to sit down because he saw that he was interesting, and the two drank a bowl, and Han Xiao took the opportunity to ask: "Brother Hu has a lot of strange things in his chest, I will say one, I don't know if my brother has seen it?"
Hu Buer smiled and said, "Brother, your surname?"
Han Xiao said: "Xiao." "Because he came to seek revenge, it was inconvenient to disclose his name and surname, so he made his name a surname.
Hu Buer smiled and said: "That's it, what Brother Xiao said, if I haven't seen it, I will be punished with three bowls of wine, and if I have seen it, my brother will drink three bowls." What do you think?"
Han Xiaoben hadn't drunk a few times, and every time he drank, he only tasted it. Tonight in this foreign hotel, in the middle of a group of friends from the rivers and lakes who never knew each other, he had drunk a lot unconsciously, and he didn't know how to use luck to relieve hangover, so his heart was a little sudden at this time. After listening to Hu Buer's words, I thought to myself, if I drink three more bowls, I will inevitably get drunk. But if I wanted to ask Hu Buer for news, I had to agree to him.
Hu Buer slapped the table and said, "This is interesting." Brother Xiao, please speak. ”
Han Xiao looked at Hu Buer's eyes and said, "I've seen a dead man married to a dead person, have you ever seen it?"