051: Makeover
Hu Buer looked at Han Xiao's eyes, stroked his palms and laughed, and said, "I thought it was something unusual, it turned out to be a secret marriage, what haven't I seen here, I'm—"
Han Xiao hurriedly said, "What else are you doing?"
Hu Buer's eyes rolled and said, "You lose, drink three bowls of wine." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" said, personally lifted the wine jar, and poured wine for Han Xiao.
Han Xiao had no choice but to dry three bowls in a row and burp the wine. Then he asked Hu Buer, "Have you really seen it?" Here in Baiseji, there are also people who specialize in this business?"
Hu Buer said: "Baise set, Baise set, what is Baise set? It is the place where all kinds of characters gather. Hugh said that it was a marriage with the underworld, that is, a marriage with the immortals, and there is nothing unusual!"
Han Xiao said again: "I heard that there is a brothel in Baiseji?"
Hu Buer laughed, and then whispered to Han Xiao: "I think Brother Xiao is extraordinary, and the of Tianxianglou will definitely like it." ”
Han Xiao hurriedly wanted to defend himself, but Hu Buer said again: "Hey, what's this! Men, they are born to find women, and women are born to be found by men." Otherwise, what else does this man and woman mean? Brother Xiao came to Baise to find a woman, let me tell you, that's the right one. Don't talk about you, how many big people with heads and faces can't resist the temptation of those girls in Tianxianglou!"
Han Xiao wanted to say more, but was stopped by Hu Buer and said: "What's the point of talking about this here, let's go, drink with everyone!" At first, he was very sober, and when someone touched him with wine, he drank, but then he was a little confused, and no one touched him with wine, and he drank it, and then he didn't know it.
When I woke up the next day, I was already on the top of the day, and I felt that my head was still slightly painful. Lin Xian'er handed over a towel to wipe his face, and said, "I'm still afraid that you will become a drunkard like Wang Dazhu, but now it's good, you have surpassed him." Do you know how you got back yesterday?"
Han Xiao tried to recall it for a while, and said, "It seems that someone brought me back." ”
Lin Xian'er said: "I heard Xiao Er knock on the door and said that you were drunk, I still don't believe it." As soon as I open the door, you fall on me. He was put on the bed and fell asleep. ”
Han Xiao also felt a little incredible, and said, "It's all nonsense." ”
Lin Xian'er said: "Who is Hu Buer?"
Han Xiao said: "A friend who drank together last night. ”
Lin Xian'er said: "Brother Xiao, we are newcomers, this is the first time you have drunk with someone, and I don't blame you if you are drunk." But just think about it, how sinister this world is, and what are we here for? How dangerous it is to get a stranger drunk like this when you go out? Moreover, you are also a three-turn battle spirit, don't you know how lucky you are to relieve hangover? You don't dare to do this in the future, you don't know how worried I was when I saw you last night. ”
Han Xiao was speechless. I had to smile and say, "It's me who is confused." It will never be like this again. ”
Lin Xian'er said: "You take a rest, let's have some food, and hurry up." In front of it is the Bose set. ”
Han Xiao nodded. Instinctively, he touched his hand beside him, and suddenly said, "Where's my knife?"
Lin Xian'er paused for a moment, looked at Han Xiao, and said, "Where's the knife?"
Han Xiao hurriedly jumped down, looked at the whole room, where was the shadow of the ghost head knife, and smiled at Lin Xian'er: "Good sister, I will never get drunk again in the future." Give me back the knife. ”
Seeing this, Lin Xian'er was so anxious that she was about to cry, and said, "I was only worried about you last night, and I really didn't see your knife." Now that I think about it, it seems that when you came back, you didn't have a saber on you. Yes, I helped you straight to the bed, and if you had a knife on you, I would have found out. ”
Han Xiao stomped his foot and said, "Oh no!" hurriedly jumped out and went to the lobby to ask the boss and the guy from last night. I didn't see it.
Han Xiao asked the guests who had been drinking last night, but they were told that they had all checked out early in the morning. It's so remorseful. I didn't care about eating, so I chased Lin Xian'er out.
Lin Xian'er said: "If you think about it again, don't you have any impression at all?"
Han Xiao tried hard to think about it, gritted his teeth and said, "It must be him! Yes, it's him!"
Lin Xian'er said, "Who?"
Han Xiao said: "Hu Buer! He deliberately invited me to drink last night, and it seems that he patted me behind my back later. yes, he must be a thief, I should have thought of it. ”
Lin Xian'er not only said suspiciously: "Why should you have thought that he was a thief?"
Han Xiao remembered what Hu Buer had told about the preferences of the two women last night, and thought to himself, if he hadn't been a thief, An Youyou would have sneaked into someone's house in the middle of the night. It's just that these words can never be said to Lin Xian'er. He smiled with a dark face, and said, "Hu Buer stole my knife, it must have been sold in Baiseji, we have to hurry up!" I happened to see someone driving a few high-headed horses, so I couldn't help but say that I bought one, rode it with Lin Xian'er, and galloped away.
Although this horse is not as long as the fire cloud horse's footsteps in a few miles, it is also galloping. Arrived in the afternoon, only to see people coming and going, a tall gatehouse in the distance, the middle plaque on the three big characters of ancient and strong, "Baise set".
It's finally here!
Han Xiao and Lin Xian'er dismounted, took the iron mastiff, and walked into the Baise set.
I saw tall, short, fat and thin, men, women and children, all kinds of people, shuttling back and forth; there were also those who carried burdens, some who planted flags, some who accompanied eagles, and some who accompanied tigers; there were also fat, some who were scab, some ugly, and some handsome. The streets are filled with houses and stalls adjacent to each other, and there are those who cook, those who lodging, those who sell knives, and those who sell medicine, and those who shout, those who shout, those who laugh, and those who shout. Sure enough, it is a collection of Baise, and it is not comparable to the town of Qiling.
As he was walking, Han Xiao suddenly saw a familiar figure in the crowd, carrying a bulging package. couldn't help but shout: "Hu Buer, stop!"
Hu Buer was taken aback, turned around and saw Han Xiao, smiled, and then hurriedly drilled into the crowd and ran away.
Han Xiao was furious and stepped forward to chase.
Who would have thought that this Hu Buji's body was flexible, drilling left and right in the crowd, and he couldn't catch him for a while.
Hu Buer didn't expect Han Xiao to come so quickly, relying on his familiarity with the geography, he drilled in the corner alley for a while, and when he turned around, he saw that Han Xiao didn't follow, jumped into an abandoned courtyard next to him, flashed into the house, sat on the ground, and panted. He muttered, "Damn, I almost got caught." This kid is evil!" After chattering, he took down the package on his back, and said: "When it comes to Grandpa Hu's hands, can you still take it back?" This knife sells for hundreds of gold coins, not to mention it, enough to go to Tianxianglou to sleep!"
I only heard a voice in the courtyard say, "Go to Tianxianglou, can you take me?"
Hu Buer was taken aback, and hurriedly jumped up, only to see that the door of the house was kicked open, and Han Xiao stood there with a angry face. With a scream, he rolled over and jumped to the window. As soon as I arrived at the window, it was suddenly dark in front of me, and a huge beast appeared out of thin air. Hu Buer was so frightened that he screamed and fell to the ground.
Just as he tried to get up, the giant beast jumped up and pounced on him, its steel teeth and bloody mouth, and wanted to bite him. Hu Buer's soul was fierce, and he shouted "help" desperately, tilted his head, and fainted.
Han Xiao waved off the iron mastiff, walked over and kicked him into the corner, and said, "Don't pretend to be dead!"
Hu Buer sat up with a snort, and smiled at Han Xiao: "Isn't this Brother Xiao? You also came to Baiseji, what a coincidence, what a coincidence!"
At this time, Lin Xian'er had already taken out the ghost head chop from the package on the ground and handed it to Han Xiao.
Han Xiao took the knife in his hand and said coldly: "Yes, what a coincidence, how did my knife get into your package?"
Hu Buer smiled and said, "This ...... That one...... That one...... This one...... Misunderstandings, misunderstandings, all misunderstandings. ”
Han Xiao waved his knife and said leisurely: "I suddenly remembered a knife technique, thinking that I want to practice it, if I unfortunately kill you, it is also a misunderstanding, don't mind." ”
Hu Buer saw the bloodshot on the blade, and his face was so frightened that his face was pale. He bowed repeatedly, slapped his face again, and said: "It's all because I'm confused for a while, I don't know Taishan with eyes, and I ...... I don't dare anymore, for the sake of me inviting you to drink, Brother Xiao will treat me as a fart, right?"
Lin Xian'er heard that he was so vulgar and shameless, and not only laughed.
Hu Buer hurriedly bowed again, and begged Lin Xian'er: "Mrs. Sister-in-law is extremely talented, she must also be a bodhisattva, your old man is merciful, let Brother Xiao let me go." I don't dare anymore. ”
Lin Xian'er took a sip, her face flushed with shame, and said, "Who is your sister-in-law's wife! Just now I was Brother Xiao, and I became Brother Xiao in the blink of an eye, and your generation has become so fast! Let me ask you——" Lin Xian'er pointed to another pile of things in Hu Buer's package, "What are these for?"
Han Xiao saw a few hoods of different lengths, as well as a few human skins with holes, and some other small things, all of which he had never seen or heard, and he couldn't help but be curious.
Hu Buer smiled and said embarrassedly: "Don't tell my aunt and grandmother, these are all small means of making a living." Seeing that the two were puzzled, he said: "This is a human skin mask, this is an eye mask, this is hair - if the two young masters and young grandmothers are interested, how about Hu give them away, just ask for a way out." ”
Han Xiao said disdainfully: "This is all your thief's business, what do we want it for! It turns out that you are still a habitual thief, and if you are caught by us today, you must eliminate harm for the people." ”
Lin Xian'er curiously held a human skin mask, looking left and right, it seemed to be very funny. said to Han Xiao: "Don't say it, maybe we can really use it." ”
Han Xiao couldn't help but be overjoyed when she saw her compare a human skin mask on her face and understood what she meant. Now the two of them are chasing the murderer from Bird Spirit Town, thousands of miles away, if the three brothers of the Meng family are really lurking here, it is the enemy and the enemy, if they dress up in disguise, wouldn't it be convenient.
After thinking about it, he said to Hu Buer: "Now there is something that needs your cooperation, if you are obedient, I will spare you from death." ”
Hu Buer hurriedly agreed.
Han Xiao said to Lin Xian'er: "Brother Hu promised to help us, and he is his own person." You take one of our 'Zixu Dan' and give it to Brother Hu to enjoy. He blinked.
Lin Xian'er couldn't help laughing, pretended to touch the storage ring, and took out a black pill and handed it to Han Xiao.
When Hu Buer saw this pill, he knew that it was not a good thing, so he was so frightened that he retreated again and again, pleading and pleading.
Han Xiao saw him open his mouth, and with a flick of his wrist, "Zixu Dan" arrived in Hu Buer's mouth, his eyes widened, and he swallowed it involuntarily. He fell to the ground and wept bitterly.
He knew that he was going to die, who knew that after crying for a while, he felt nothing abnormal, and got up and looked at Lin Xian'er and Han Xiao suspiciously.
Han Xiao said with a smile: "Don't worry, although this 'Zixu Pill' is refined from several of the most poisonous poisons in the world, after a hundred days, the toxicity will be self-resolved." ”
Hu Buer cried and said, "What about these 100 days?"
Han Xiao said: "Within 100 days, as long as you take the antidote every three days, the toxicity will not occur." ”
Hu Buer said: "Naturally, you won't give me the antidote, let me take it myself." Instead, I want to help you with your errands, report the situation every three days, and receive the antidote by the way. ”
Han Xiao said with a smile: "A thief has a smart brain. ”
Hu Buer sighed dejectedly and said, "I didn't expect that my ghost hand Hu Buer would be carried into the hands of you two young people." Say, what do you want me to do?"
Han Xiao slowly withdrew his smile and said, "Don't hide it, our trip is to find a few enemies." This enemy has seen us, so for the sake of convenience, you must first help us to disguise us. ”
Hu Buer said: "This is easy. And then what?"
Han Xiao said: "You are more familiar with Baiseji than us, you have to help us find out the whereabouts of these people." ”
Hu Buer said: "If you want to find a few people in such a large Baise set, you are looking for me, you are looking for the right person." Who are you looking for?"
Han Xiao said: "The surname is Meng, three brothers." ”