Chapter 37: The Heavenly Court Scouts
Li Qidi worked very hard to explain to Shuangmulin about the rations of the expeditionary force, and Shuangmulin scratched his head awkwardly after hearing this: "It turns out that you all eat Bigu Dan, so what are you mentioning about the Boyi test, which scared me." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Isn't it Lin Shangxian who is looking for something interesting, I have something to do with the Bo Yi exam. Li Qidi said innocently.
"What's that?"
"Do you know that Bo Yi Kao originally paid tribute to the Three Treasures of the King of Xu?"
"You know, the seven-spice car, the sobering felt, and the white-faced ape. Shuangmulin replied without thinking. This matter was mentioned in the Romance of the Gods, Bo Yi Kao planned to redeem his father with these three treasures, but his father came back, and he didn't come back. No, in fact, he came back, but in his dad's belly. Shuangmulin was deeply impressed by this story, and during the time when the TV series Fengshen Bang was broadcast, he didn't dare to eat stuffed things.
"Yes, then do you know what the decanting felt is made of?" Li Qidi asked mysteriously.
"How do I know. ”
"Hehe, let me tell you, the sobering felt is made of the hair of the water-swallowing bear, this spirit animal lives near the River Styx and is often seen in the underworld. I have here two skins of the water-swallowing bear, which I brought myself, so I'll give them to you. ”
"Oh, this skin can also sober up?"
"Not only can we sober up, but our expeditionary force uses water-swallowing bear skin as blankets, which has a particularly good effect on relieving fatigue, recovering faster than meditation, and is warm in winter and cool in summer. ”
"Then you gave it to me, don't you have it?" Shuangmulin still couldn't bear to lie to children.
"It's okay, there are a lot of water-swallowing bears in the underworld, I'll go and fight a few more. ”
"Alright, you can study the playing cards. You memorize the gameplay, teach your comrades when the time comes, and soon they will all come to you to play. ”
"Okay, thank you. ”
Hanging up the phone, Shuangmulin did not rush back to work at the barbecue restaurant, but went to a stationery store. "Does the boss have playing cards? "Through chatting with Seventh Brother Li, Shuangmulin learned a lot of information about the Hell Expeditionary Force, as long as he uses it well, he no longer has to worry about the problem of not having a heaven to purchase coins. Finding a place where no one was there to put the playing cards into the storage ring, Shuangmulin smiled wickedly, "100,000 heavenly soldiers, how can a pair of pokers be enough?" According to Li Qidi, the expeditionary force is quite boring when they are resting, and a group of heavenly soldiers are hunting all over the mountains to vent their energy, and the entertainment activity of playing poker is just right for this group of soldiers with excess energy.
Li Qidi is a real person, and as soon as Shuangmulin put away the pokers, two water-swallowing bear skins were sent over. These two bearskins are obviously processed, with the head and limbs removed, and the whole skin is cut squarely, and the fur is smooth and supple, and it is slightly cool to start. "It's a good thing, if you sell it wholesale online...... Haha, it's fun to think about. "Shuangmulin feels that his whole mood has improved.
In the next few days, Shuangmulin was planning how to sell the water-swallowing bear skin for a high price, during which the divine power talisman he made also began to sell well, and the low price was quite popular with the Heavenly Soldiers of the Hell Expeditionary Force, and the Heavenly Purchase Coins in Shuangmulin's account gradually approached the 10,000 mark. "The expeditionary force is a big customer, so we have to have a good relationship. "At present, there is nothing that can be sold at a high price in Shuangmulin, so he can only take the economical and practical civilian route, and the expeditionary force with a large base just meets his requirements.
"But why hasn't a pair of playing cards been sold?Is there something wrong with Brother Li's side?" In line with the principle of "customer first", Shuangmulin decided to make a return call to his first customer: "Seventh brother, how are you doing in the past two days?"
"It's the forest fairy, hello. ”
"What are you doing?
"I understand the basic rules, but I haven't practiced them. Seventh Brother Li's voice sounded a little depressed. Haven't you practiced it?" Shuang Mu Lin suddenly frowned.
"Didn't you find someone to play with?"
"I found it, but they didn't play with me. ”
"Why?" Shuangmulin wondered, after a few calls, Shuangmulin found that Li Qidi was still quite good, why was his popularity so miserable?
"Our team leader said that if you want to participate in group activities, you have to pay money, which is called group activity fees, and I won't take me if I don't have money. ”
"I'll go, this is bullying!" Shuang Mulin's eyes widened, why did the gods charge indiscriminately, "Is there anything wrong with the rest of your team if he collects money like this?"
"Why not, but our squad leader is a scattered immortal cultivator, and we can't do anything about him. ”
"You can tell your general about this. ”
"A few people went to the general, but the general said we had to learn to solve the problem on our own, and they didn't care. ”
"What?" Shuang Mulin felt a little strange, and how did he snort in a tone as if he was educating a group of little hairy children, "What is the average age of your team?"
"What is average age?"
"How old are the members of your squad?"
"Oh, the eldest Xu Cai will be thirteen years old soon, and the youngest is Ma Tingfang, who is almost ten years old. ”
“......”
No wonder the second general Hum Ha said this, dare to love this is a group of boy scouts. "And how old is your squad leader?"
"I'm fifteen years old, and I'm one of the older people in our camp. ”
Listening to Li Qidi's words, 10,000 divine beasts in Shuangmu Lin roared through his chest, no wonder he always felt that Li Qidi was not scheming when he spoke, it turned out that he was not yet an adult. Why is this heavenly court so unreliable? Let a group of children go to war.
"Then why don't you unite against your squad leader?"
"How dare we, our squad leader's father is the deputy of the Giant Spirit God, and only Li Xiuxiu dares to teach him a lesson in the entire Hongzi Battalion. ”
The name Li Xiuxiu Shuangmulin has heard of it, the granddaughter of Li Jing, the king of Tota. At the beginning, a kid bought a set of heavenly soldier suits and ran to her to show off his wealth, but he was stabbed in a hole by a little girl, that unlucky guy can't be this squad leader, right?"
"Yes, how do you know about the immortals in the forest?"
What a bad luck bastard! What a place in life where you don't meet!Shuang Mulin was speechless for a long time, but since it was a group of children, things were easy to do, "In this way, I will teach you a few magic tricks, and make sure that your friends will revolve around you." ”
"Really, thank you Lin Zi Shangxian!" Li Qidi suddenly became happy, "But what is magic? ”
“......”
Magic is the magic of the demon race? Autumn waves or autumn spinach! Cultural differences are really terrifying, Shuangmulin couldn't help but sigh in his heart.