Chapter Thirty-Six: Cultural Differences Between the Two Worlds of Immortals and Mortals

"I'm not going anywhere!" Seeing that Li Qidi's innocence is probably still a child, "Then what should you do now patrolling or something?"

"That's the way the forest is immortal, our eight battalions are on duty every ten days, and now the yellow battalion is on duty, and the Yuzi battalion is on standby. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Eight battalions?Huang, Yu, Hong ......" Shuangmu Lin's brain was running rapidly, like a spy, trying to deduce the number of this immortal army from this simple information.

"That's right, aren't the eight battalions of the Heavenly Soldiers dispatched this expedition, why don't you know?"

"I know, the heavens and the earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate. Are you from the Seventh Battalion?" Twin Wood struggled to guess a possibility.

"Yes, the forest fairy. Our Hongzi Battalion has the worst combat effectiveness, so we have to patrol with the group of Honghuang Species in the Deserted Battalion. ”

"Oh, and that kind of thing, you're patrolling with the Flood Seed?" asked Shuang Mu Lin, his mind racing to guess what the hell the Flood Seed was.

"yes, whoever made those guys have developed limbs and be simple-minded, especially the chaos beast I teamed up with, I doubt he has a brain. ”

"And who's leading the way over there?"

"Wen Taishi, in addition to Nuwa Niangniang, that is, Wen Taishi's Mo Qilin and the Di Ting of the Jizo King Bodhisattva can control this group of lawless guys. Saying that, Seventh Brother Li sighed, "It's a pity that Di Ting is responsible for monitoring the movements of the demon clan, and Nuwa Niangniang is nowhere to be found, so I have to trouble Master Wen." ”

"What should the Thunder Department do now? Who is in charge?" Wen Taishi's great name Shuangmulin still knew, and the disciple of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, the powerful sect of the sect, had a tie with Jiang Ziya, the commander-in-chief of the Cutting Sect. This fierce man was named the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun, led the twenty-four righteous gods of the Thunder Department, and was the boss of the Heavenly Court Thunder Department.

"Xinhuan Daxianbei, Wen Taishi and Lei Zhenzi are not here, and Deng Zhong is also in the expeditionary force as a deputy general for Wen Taishi. You haven't seen him yet?"

"No, I'm a scattered immortal, how can I enter a place like Leibu casually. Cold sweat broke out on Shuangmulin's forehead, and he said nonsense for a reason.

"Oh, yes. "Fortunately, Brother Li Qidi is simple-minded and doesn't think too much. "Don't talk about that, it's not interesting. Lin Shangxian, you still teach me how to play this poker. ”

Shuang Mulin wiped his sweat, but fortunately he was confused: "There are many ways to play poker, so let's do it, I'll write you a manual." ”

"Okay, okay, thank you Lin Shangxian, you are such a good person. Li Qidi said excitedly.

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Why was he issued a card again? Shuangmulin was a little sensitive to this matter: "I am a good person, I just need to know this kind of thing, and I don't need to say it." ”

"Oh......"

"By the way, how can I give you the manual? Do you have a courier over there?"

"Yes, there are some, although the signal is not strong on the underground, but there is no problem in the barracks. You contact the courier, and I will pay the freight. Brother Li's words moved Shuangmulin a lot, and he was still generous in the fairy world, unlike us who is "free shipping" at every turn.

"Okay, wait. After Shuangmulin finished speaking, he hung up the phone, "Dongzi, I'll go out, you keep an eye on it first." ”

"I seem to know some terrible information...... "Shuangmu Lin walked on the road, muttering to himself, "If I can do some business with this group of gods, I will be developed! Putting aside the mess for a while, he found an Internet cafΓ© with a printing service, and searched the Internet for a bunch of poker games, such as landlords, tractors, zakin flowers, ********, etc., and printed a stack of A4 paper. "It's a loss...... "After paying the printing fee, Shuangmulin thought a little distressedly, "Sure enough, I'm looking for him to fake some treasures, right?

After making a phone call to the courier and performing a series of operations according to the voice prompts, a ball of light appeared in Shuang Mulin's hand, and he put the stack of "Instructions for Playing Cards" in the ball of light, and then the ball of light disappeared. "What is the principle of this?" Shuangmu Lin looked at the place where the ball of light disappeared, and the black technology of the fairy world looked very powerful.

It didn't take long for Li Qidi's phone call to come in again, and his voice sounded a little depressed: "Lin Zishangxian, what kind of text do you use for this explanation, why can't I understand it!"

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Shuangmulin was speechless for a while, and he had to find an opportunity to suggest that the fairy world should set up a literacy class, and the Yuanying God didn't even know the words. "Which word do you not recognize?"

"I don't know the first word, what landlord is this?"

"Fight, fight to defeat the Buddha's fight. Shuangmulin patiently explained.

"Eh, isn't that how Dou wrote?" Li Qidi said in wonder, "What about this on the second page?"

"Tractor, the machine of chance. Shuangmu Lin suddenly felt as if something was wrong.

"This word reading machine?" Li Qidi's voice was even more confused. "What is this arch on the back page? It looks like a pig, but it's not the same......

"I know!" Shuangmulin suddenly realized after listening to Li Qidi's words, "You wait for me, I'll send you another one." After hanging up the phone, he ran into the Internet cafΓ© just now, "I thought he was illiterate, dare to love the traditional Chinese characters used in the fairy world!"

Reprinted a copy of the traditional Chinese version of the "Poker Instructions", and Shuangmulin sent it to Li Qidi. "I really have to ask him for something this time, the printing is too expensive, and it cost me a hundred soft girl coins twice. ”

After waiting for a while, Shuangmulin dialed Li Qidi's phone: "How about it, can you understand this time?"

"I understand, I understand, thank you, Lin Zi Shangxian. "Seventh Brother Li is a child after all, and he is as excited as a baby. "I didn't expect you to know so much. ”

"That's it. Taking advantage of Li Qidi's good mood, Shuangmulin decided to ask him for a baby as compensation for the printing fee. However, it was the first time that Shuangmulin had done such a thing, and he asked hesitantly: "Let me ask you something, do you have any interesting things over there?" ”

"Okay, let me think about what is interesting here......" Li Qidi thought for a while and asked Shuangmu Lindao: "I thought of a good thing, do you know Ji Boyi's test?"

"I know, Bo Yi is examined, Wu Wang Ji sent his brother. Why did you see him?" Shuangmulin was saying when he suddenly thought of something bad, and was suddenly startled, "No! Wasn't he made into minced meat by Daji? What's so funny? You don't want to eat human flesh pie for me, are you? Your expeditionary force uses this as rations? It's too tough!"

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