White Fox get out of here, finale!
PS: Everyone, this chapter is the finale of the White Fox Get Out theatrical version. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Because I can't think of a joke!
I've searched the Internet too! I used Bing Search for the first time!
However, I really ran out of what I could find......
The white fox also brought us a lot of joy.
The same is true in the question.
Read the text, boy, learn the true colors of this master fox!
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126. Once upon a time there was a child named White Fox, and one day, his father told him that he looked like a pig.
The white fox was very angry and ran to the teacher and asked, "Teacher, do I look like a pig?"
The teacher said helplessly, "Yes, you look like a pig."
The white fox listened to the teacher's words, was very sad, cried and rushed out of the door, ran away and rushed into the pig pile.
127. A classmate said that the head of the white fox looks like a brick, and the white fox came home and asked, "Mom, my head is not like a brick?"
His mother didn't want to hurt his pride, so she said, "You go to the well and take care of it yourself." ā
The white fox stood by the well. The man in the well said, "Don't throw bricks into the well, you from above!!!
121. When I was in elementary school, during the nature class, the teacher talked about the "principle of leverage" and inspired everyone: "In addition to iron rods and wooden sticks, what else can be used to make levers?"
White Fox: "And the Single!"
Teacher: Get out...
In the 122 Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to use "one or two" to form sentences.
A: During military training, the instructor shouted, one-two-one, one-two-one.
B: Mathematics is exquisite, one two gets two, two two gets four.
White Fox: We have one or two Chinese teachers in our class.
Teacher: Get out......
Teacher 123: What are the benefits of having two eyes?
White Fox White Fox: Blind one and another.
Teacher: Get out......
In 125 physiology class, the teacher asked: When do women say the least?
White Fox: February.
Teacher: Why.
White Fox: Because February has the fewest days!
Teacher: White Fox, old rules. Get out...
126 freshmen were reviewed by the principal when they entered the military training: Hello students!
Freshmen: Hello Principal!
Principal: Students have worked hard! Students are tanned!
The freshmen were speechless, not knowing how to answer.
After a moment of silence, the white fox replied loudly: The headmaster is darker!
Headmaster: Get the hell out of here.
127. Teacher: Please convert the phrase 'the horse has run away' into a question sentence.
White Fox: Can horses run?
Teacher: Correct! Very good! Now convert it into an imperative.
White Fox: Drive!
Teacher: Get out...
128. Teacher: Students, which ancient figure do you think is the most powerful?
Classmates: Chu Bawang, Guan Yu, Guo Jing, Wu Song......
Teacher: Anything else?
White Fox: Xu Xian
Teacher: Why?
White Fox: Because it takes 12 hours for snakes to mate at a time, and Xu Xian married Bai Suzhen and gave birth to a son......
Teacher: Get out
129ć In Chinese class --
White Fox: "Teacher, is Confucius very sexual?"
Teacher: "Why do you say that?"
White Fox: "Because the book says: Confucius traveled eastward, and he saw two children!"
Teacher: "Get out of here......"
130. Now the white fox is in the third grade.
White Fox: I know enough things, there's no need to continue reading.
Teacher: Really, you're only in the third grade, what are you going to do?
White Fox: Teaching 2nd grade.
Teacher: Get out...
131. In chemistry class, the teacher asked: What does silicon and water produce?
The white fox shouted: Wang Batang.
Teacher: Get out... Get lost... Get lost...
132. White Fox: Teacher, does the distance from 1 to -1 have to be 2?
Teacher: It must be, 1 minus 1 equals 2, this is the truth, it can't be wrong.
White Fox: Are you sure?
Teacher: Of course, you don't know such a simple question, do you want to get out?
White Fox: Then why is there only one layer from the first floor to the secondary floor?
Teacher: Get out of here...
133. One day, in Chinese class, the teacher asked a question, please change "the teacher broke our heart for us" to a passive sentence"
The white fox replied, "The teacher's heart was broken by us"
"Get out of here!"
134. Teacher: White fox, please use an idiom to describe the teacher's happy appearance.
The white fox stood up and walked out of the classroom door.
Teacher: Why are you going... Answer the questions first.
White Fox: Smiling Jiuquan.
Teacher: Get out...
135, White Fox: Why is the math teacher not there, and where has he gone?
Teacher: He was transferred to Jiujiang.
White Fox: Why was he so careless and picked it up?
Teacher:!
136, Xiaohong: Actually, we women are like this: if we say we don't mind, we mind very much in our hearts, and we don't mind in our hearts, but we don't mind anymore, do you understand?
The white fox nodded and said, "Aha, I understand, then let me ask you a question, do you mind eating?"
Xiaohong: Get out...
138, Xiaohong: Do you think it's better for me to wear a ruby or a diamond ring?
White Fox: It's best to wear woolen gloves.
Xiaohong: Get out...
139, Xiaohong: What do you admire most about me?
White Fox: Hair
Xiaohong: Why?
White Fox: Because it covers your entire face
Xiaohong: Get out...
140, the white fox chatted with Xiaohong, and tried his best to make her happy, Xiaohong asked: Are you teasing B?
White Fox: I'm kidding you.
Xiaohong: Ma Dan, get out...
141, Xiaohong: As a foodie, there is nothing in this world that I haven't eaten!"
White Fox: "Have you ever eaten instant noodles on TV?"
Xiaohong: Get out. Get lost..
142, Xiaohong said: "Actually, I want to cry too, but the reality says I can't cry." ā
The white fox's head was hot at the time, and he smiled and said, "Are you afraid that your makeup will fall off!"
Xiaohong: Get out...
143. When the weather gets cold, Xiaohong weaves a scarf for the white fox and gives it to the white fox.
The white fox praised her: "The craftsmanship is really good, I like this fishing net very much." ā
Xiaohong: Get out... Get lost... Get lost...
144, White Fox: "Do women like to be praised?"
Xiaohong: "Yes".
White Fox: "Then today the teacher wore a miniskirt to class, I said that the teacher is so beautiful, and she told me to get out again." ā
Xiaohong: ...
145, Xiaohong: Do you have feelings for me?
White Fox: Yes, I feel it.
Xiaohong: How do you feel?
White Fox: The feeling of pregnancy.
Xiaohong: Ah, what is it like to be pregnant?
White Fox: The feeling of wanting to vomit but not being able to vomit is uncomfortable!
Little Red: Get out of ......
146. The teacher asked the white fox: Do you like small animals?
White Fox: Absolutely.
Teacher: How much do you like it?
White Fox: How can I say it, I have it all at once!!
147. The teacher asked: "Everyone knows the story of Ye Gong Haolong." Do you know what time period this is?"
White Fox: "Jurassic period." ā
Teacher: Get out!
148. The teacher asked: Who ate the banana peel on the ground...
White Fox: Teacher, I don't know who eats the skin, but I eat the banana...
Teacher:......
149. Teacher: "No pain, no gain." ā
The white fox said: "It's one point to plant it, and it's one point to take it out, so why do you have to cultivate?"
Teacher: "Get out...
150. English Teacher: "When translating spoken English into Chinese, which pronunciations of foreigners do not need to be translated?"
White Fox: "Sneezing, coughing, crying and laughing." ā
Teacher: "Get out... ā
151. Teacher: Is there anything that turns the name into its purpose? For example: toothbrush, brushing teeth!
White Fox: Milk Hood!
Teacher: Get out!
152. Teacher: In this lesson, let's talk about the deceptive methods of liars
Xiaohong: Strangers give you candy
Xiaoqiang: A stranger told you to get into his car
White Fox: Today, after school, the teacher assigns a little bit of homework to everyone......
Teacher: Get out!
153. The school wants to build a swimming pool, and the teacher mobilizes everyone to donate.
White Fox: Teacher, I'll donate two buckets of water.
Teacher: Roll ......
154. Teacher: The class bell has already rang, don't you hear it?
White Fox: When did you hear the bell after class?
Teacher: Roll ......
155. Teacher: Use "first...... ...... again" to form a sentence.
White Fox: Sir, goodbye.
Teacher: Get out!
156. Teacher: Use "or...... Either ......" to form a sentence.
White Fox: Buy ice cream!
Teacher: Get out. ļ¼
157. Teacher: Money and wisdom, what will you choose?
White Fox: Of course I want money!
Teacher: And I will choose wisdom, do you know why?
White Fox: Of course, people choose what they lack, and I can understand that!
Teacher: Get out. ļ¼
158. Teacher: Use "draw a snake to add feet" to form a sentence.
White Fox: The letters "S" and "Y" were written as "$" and "Ā„" by the uncle and aunt at the bank.
Teacher: Get out...
159. When others are no longer interested, and he is still a person who continues to talk vigorously, what do we call him?
White Fox: Teacher.
Teacher: Get out... ļ¼
160. Teacher: Please change the phrase "my brother went to school" to the future tense.
White Fox: My brother's son goes to school.
Teacher: Get out!
161. When the teacher was in class and waiting, he found Xiaoqiang sleeping.
The teacher called the white fox next to him to wake him up.
White Fox: You put him to sleep, you called it yourself!
Teacher: Get out... ļ¼
163. Teacher: When Edison was 7 years old, he was able to use a mirror to reflect the light on his mother to perform surgery, and you can't do it when you are in your 10s.
White Fox: Edison was a great inventor when he was in his 20s, how old are you this year?
Teacher: Get out
164. Teacher: "What is the regional discrimination you have encountered?"
White Fox: "56 nationalities, 55 extra points." ā
165. Teacher: "Students, the physical education teacher is sick and can't come to class today, and the physical education is changed to mathematics." ā
White Fox: "Teacher, what does the physical education teacher look like, why haven't we seen each other?"
Teacher: "Get out!"
166. In physics class, the female teacher complained that she always lost silk when wearing stockings.
The white fox couldn't hold back: "The stockings are easy to lose the silk mainly due to excessive tension, resulting in plastic deformation~ In layman's terms: it is thick legs!"
The teacher was just about to speak, and the white fox said consciously, "I'll go out ......"
167. Teacher: "White Fox, the teacher always gets out of here, don't you hate the teacher!"
White Fox: "Teacher, I don't hate you at all, I often make you angry, it's me who is wrong." ā
Teacher: "If you don't hate me, you can get out!"
White Fox: "......"
169. Teacher: "Students, Wei Zifu is actually a very famous historical figure, and she also gave birth to a daughter, does anyone know what it is called?"
White Fox: "Teacher, I know, can I not go out?"
Teacher: "If you're right, you don't have to go out." ā
White Fox: "Sanitary napkins." ā
Teacher: "Get out of ......"
171. The teacher said to the white fox: Use one sentence to prove that you are a scumbag.
White Fox: Just look at my grade rankings to see how many people took the test.
172. The teacher asked the students to write an essay about people, focusing on the salient points.
White Fox: Teacher, I've thought about it! I'll write about my grandmother.
Teacher: Is there anything that stands out about your grandmother?
White Fox: My grandmother has a herniated disc in her waist.
Teacher: Roll ......
173. Teacher: Confucius was a native of Lu during the Spring and Autumn Period...... (Not finished yet)
White Fox: Teacher, who was Confucius from in summer and winter?
Teacher: Get out!
174. The teacher found the white fox sleeping and asked: Why are you sleeping on the table?
White Fox: Teacher, if you can lie down, who wants to sleep on your stomach!
Teacher: Get out!
175. Teacher: Do you know why you were asked to stand up and answer questions?
White Fox: Because standing up and talking doesn't hurt your back!
Teacher: Get out!
182. Teacher: Use one sentence to describe people as ugly
White Fox: It's a bad look
Teacher: Very good, but what if it's very ugly?
White Fox: Miserable-_-||
Teacher: Old and ugly
White Fox: Just like you!
Teacher: Get out!
186. Teacher: In front of girls, how can you leave gracefully if you want to go to the toilet?
Xiaoqiang: I want to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: It's not elegant enough, it's too vulgar.
White Fox White Fox: I'm going to pick up my brother and introduce him to you in the evening.
Xiaohong: I hate it.
Teacher: Get out of here!
199, Xiaoli: The questions on the back of yesterday's math exam were so difficult.
Xiaoqiang: What! There was an exam on the back yesterday?
Xiaohua: Nani: Did you take the math test yesterday?
Kobayashi: No, did you have an exam yesterday?
White Fox:, wasn't it a holiday yesterday?
Teacher: Get out
205. In math class
Teacher: Triangles are the most stable shapes, such as iron window frames......
White Fox: Briefs
Teacher: Get out
209, White Fox: "Teacher, do you know who the cheapest ** in the Tang Dynasty was?"
Teacher: "Who is it?"
White Fox: "At the end of the mountain"
Teacher: "Why?"
White Fox: "Because of the day!!
Teacher: Get out!
210. The teacher asked in class: What is Lu Bu's mount in the Three Kingdoms?
The white fox silently got up and walked out!
Teacher: Why are you going?
White Fox: Teacher, believe it or not, I can predict the prophet.
Teacher: I don't believe it
White Fox: Lu Bu's mount is called Diao Chan
Teacher: Get out...
211. Teacher: White Fox, you can answer this question... Hey... White Fox ~ What about White Fox?
Behind the door: I didn't even go in when I knew you were going to call me out......
212. Teacher: The crowd looked for him thousands of times, looked back at dusk, and the white fox came to answer the next sentence
White Fox: But the man was snapping
Teacher:
213. Teacher: The students I named below can receive a scholarship of 200 yuan.
As soon as he finished speaking, "pop", the white fox flew directly to the teacher with a book.
The teacher roared angrily: Wang Baihu.
The white fox got up and spread his hands and said, "Teacher, where is my scholarship?"
Teacher: Get out of here!
214. Teacher: If I am kidnapped, what will my classmates do when they receive a phone call?
White Fox: Tell the kidnappers that if they don't tear up the ticket, they will kill his whole family.
Teacher: NMB, get out of here!!
215. The teacher asked: How do you say 'a soldier can be killed but not humiliated' in English?
White Fox: 'Youcankillme, butyoucan 't**me'.
Teacher:... Get out
216. Teacher: To learn metaphors today, let's first compare the teacher.
Xiaohong: Teacher, you are a sunflower that rises in the morning.
Teacher: Are you saying that I am honest, sunny and kind?
A voice came from the corner: Teacher, she said you were looking for the sun.
Teacher: White Fox, get out of here.
217. Teacher: White Fox, can you answer what luck is?
White Fox: The teacher fell from a height, and there was a haystack directly underneath
Teacher: So what is misfortune?
White Fox: There's a fork on the haystack
Teacher: What is hope?
White Fox: You didn't land on the fork
Teacher: What is despair?
White Fox: You didn't land on the haystack either
Teacher:...
221. Today's teacher taught the white fox and said: "Time is the knife that pierces lies, but the biggest enemy in life is not lies, but precisely time." ā
The white fox said thoughtfully: "Isn't it just melon seeds?"
Teacher: "Get out of here......"
222. English teacher: White Fox, can you translate: areyoufreetonight?
White Fox: You...... Tonight...... Is it free?
The class burst into laughter.
Teacher: Get out
223. Teacher: Who is the best person in the world?
White Fox: Teacher, teacher, isn't that you?
Teacher: What do you mean by that?
White Fox: Teacher, I only saw you being X-Ox yesterday.
Teacher: Get out!
224. Teacher: White Fox, please give an explanation of the onomatopoeia "ah".
White Fox: The word "ah" can not only fully reflect the pleasant psychological state of the voicer, but also the most perfect interpretation of a process!
Teacher: Very good! Please sit down. Wait a minute.. Get out!!!
225. Teacher: When the water is full, it overflows, who can name a similar word?
White Fox: If you are full, you will be left behind!
Teacher: Get out!
226. The English teacher in class: "Ask what word is after the verb?"
The white fox quickly replied: "Typing words, verb typing words, moving magnetism and magnetism...... Moving magnet large magnetic ...... The end of the world is my love............"
Teacher: Get the hell out of here, right now, speed.
228. Teacher: Please explain the meaning of laying eggs and touching stones
Kobayashi: I can't help myself
Teacher: What Xiao Lin said is very right, white fox, you can answer
White Fox: Egg hurts......
Teacher: Get out
231. The school held a poll to see which teacher everyone liked: each person chose two!
Teacher: Which two teachers do you like?
White Fox: I like Teacher Cang and Teacher Shang
Teacher: Which class is it?
White Fox: It's Sora Aoi and Ai Uehara!
Teacher: Get out of here!
232. Teacher: Who can poetically say the name of their enlightenment teacher.
The white fox got up and walked outside: there is a well named empty in Cangshan.
Teacher:... Get out
233. In Chinese class, the teacher asked, 'In ancient times, what were the ways to address 'me'?'
The students replied: 'I, Yu. ā
The white fox shouted, 'Widow, I'm here,'
The teacher ignored him and asked, 'What else?'
The white fox shouted again: 'Old man, poor monk, poor road,'
Teacher angry: Get out.
235. Teacher: How do you describe a person as having a very long life?
White Fox: That person saw Conan rise to second grade in his lifetime!!
Teacher: Well, I can't find a reason to get you out...
220, the white fox almost every time he didn't hand in his homework, so the teacher called his parents...
Teacher: The white fox has not done homework, and you, as a parent, should supervise it well...
White Fox Mother: Supervise a wool yarn, almost all of you have been told to get out of the semester, he knows a hair.
Teacher:...