38. Teacher: White Fox, you come to answer what the school is!

White Fox: School is the place to sign in for five days in a row and receive a homework gift package!

Teacher: Get out!

White Fox: Teacher, I want to go online. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Teacher: Get out!

The white fox ran out of the classroom with lightning speed.

Teacher: Damn, it's a good idea, you can come back to me!

One day, the teacher asked a question: If I am a big tree, go ahead.

Xiaohong said, "I wish it would be rain." ”

Very good. What about the white fox?"

The white fox said, "I would like to be an old sow." ”

Teacher: Get out!

The teacher of the ideological and moral class told the students in the audience: "We must learn to be honest from an early age, and we can't lie...

The white fox got up: "Teacher, how many times do you do it every night?"

The teacher's face changed greatly: "Get out!"

White Fox: Teacher, I had a dream last night, I dreamed that you were an emperor, and I was a eunuch, supporting you to go to the court to listen to the government.

Teacher: Yes, white fox, you finally said something human, the teacher was very happy, and then what happened, keep talking.

White Fox: Later, I woke up excitedly and found that I was supporting my second child.

Teacher: Get out of here.

Physiology class, Teacher: Children, it's time to teach you about sexuality

White Fox: Tell me, what do you want to know?

Teacher: White Fox get out, let's continue

39. Teacher: Use poetry to describe a comfortable mood

White Fox: Noon on hoe day

Teacher:... A poem that describes a happy love

White Fox: The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke

Teacher:...... Describe the poems that regret after missing out

White Fox: I have been with me for 12 years, but I don't know that Mulan is a girl

Teacher:... Get out!

40, White Fox: Master, what do you think of the red apricot out of the wall?

Master: It's hard to learn to be confused!

White Fox: Oh, just outside I saw Shi Tai and Dao Chang eyebrows~

Guru:...... Get out!

41, White Fox: "My girlfriend is inexplicably angry and wants to break up with me!"

Lao Wang: "No, I'm quite happy to come to my house in the morning......

White Fox: "What did you say?"

42. Teacher: Students, please imitate an animal sound!

White Fox: Get out!

Teacher: Get out!

43. Teacher: "Describe the rich and handsome in one word"

White Fox: "Huh"

Teacher: "What about Bai Fumei?"

White Fox: "Misaki"

Teacher: "What about the male ** silk?"

White Fox: "Slash"

Teacher: "What about the female ** silk?"

White Fox: "Gourd"

Teacher: "What about the older female ** silk?"

White Fox: "Hole"

Teacher: "What about the super girl?"

White Fox: "Burst"

Teacher: "White Fox, you should be my teacher!"

White Fox: "Get out~"

44. In class, the teacher said, "If any of you chirps crookedly, I will let him get out." ”

The white fox turned green with fright, and secretly put his hand into the crotch of his pants to help him.

Teacher: White Fox, what are you doing?

White Fox: Teacher, I've straightened my cock.

Teacher: You get out!

45. Teacher: The day is over, who knows the next sentence?

White Fox: Noon on hoe day?

Teacher: Get out!

Teacher: "White Fox, you are enough! You are naughty and mischievous in class every day, how can you graduate like this, how can you find a job if you can't graduate, how can you support your family if you can't find a job, how can you serve the motherland." ”

White Fox: "Teacher... I..."

Teacher: "What are you?"

White Fox: "I,... : My family has two houses for rent, and the monthly rent is higher than your salary, why should I look for a job!"

Teacher: "...... You get out.

46. Teacher: White Fox, what did you do at home on National Day?

White Fox: Report to the teacher, repair the earth at home.

Teacher: Speak human words!

White Fox: Help my dad hoe the ground at home......

47. Teacher: What type of TV series do you usually watch, White Fox?

White Fox: Costume drama

Teacher: Oh, well, tell us about what inspired you to watch costume dramas

White Fox: In ancient times, people would determine the business model according to the customer's hobbies and feelings, and do what they liked, and the real customer was God, so there would be more repeat customers

Teacher: Well, yes, that's good, but what about specifically?

White Fox: Oh, hey, uncle, please upstairs, the new girl is handsome......

Teacher: Get out!

48. Teacher: What is the difference between not going to college now and going to college?

White Fox: If you don't go to college, you have a house, a car, and a daughter-in-law! When you go to college, the house is a dream, the car is a dream, and marrying a daughter-in-law is a dream

Teacher: That's a good answer, you don't have to get out today

The class applauded......

White Fox: I'm the first time I've gotten on a sedan chair and don't have to get out, 555~

Teacher: White Fox, in fact, I really don't want you to get out, I hope you can study hard and take the university entrance examination in the future, you see that there are so many goddesses in the university now, are they very beautiful?

White Fox: Where is it beautiful? I see that the college student is dressed like the young lady, and the young lady is as pure and elegant as the college student, I can't tell who is who.........

Teacher: Get out!

49. In Chinese class

The teacher said: White Fox, please use the vernacular to translate the Chinese in "Fake, how are you doing lately?"

The white fox immediately stood up and replied, "Fuck, you're not sick, are you?"

The whole house burst into laughter.

Teacher: Get out!

51. Teacher: If you want to describe a girl as beautiful, what words should you use?

Xiaoqiang: Alluring the country and the city

Teacher: Okay, is there anything else?

White Fox: She can revive Dongguan by going alone...

Teacher: Get out!

52. Teacher: "White Fox, just because you deserted in class, you were delayed for one minute, fifty classmates are fifty minutes, are you ashamed?"

White Fox: "Teacher, in the same spatial dimension, single time cannot be accumulated repeatedly. ”

Teacher: "Get out!"

53. Teacher: White Fox, tell me, you only scored 3 points, uh, you said, what are you doing with three points?

White Fox: Three points can be called a landlord

Teacher: Get out

54. In one day of Chinese class, the teacher asked the white fox to use "Great Wall" to form a sentence.

The white fox replied: "The Great Wall is very long. ”

The teacher was displeased: "No, make another one!"

The white fox was even more unhappy, and twisted his head: "Why, I'm not Qin Shi Huang!"

55. One day, the teacher asked the white fox: "11 = how much?"

He said, "I don't know." "Go ask the family. The teacher said.

The white fox came home and asked his mother, "How much is 11=?"

Mom said impatiently, "You get out of here for me!!!!!!!!"

The white fox went to ask his father again, and his father was watching a ball game, and just a ball went in, "cool !!!"

He went to ask his brother again, and the brother was in a relationship, and said to his girlfriend on the phone, "I'll wait for you downstairs." ”

The next day, the teacher asked the white fox, "11=How many?" and he said, "You get out of here!!!!!!!!"

The teacher slapped him. He said, "Cool !!!!!"

The teacher said, "Get out of here !!!!!!!!!! me."

The white fox said, "I'll wait for you downstairs!!

57. The teacher asked the white fox a question in class, but the white fox stood up but didn't say a word.

Teacher: White Fox?

Teacher: White Fox??

Teacher: White Fox, what's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? What a squeak!

White Fox: Squeak~

58. One day, his father told him that he looked very much like Lipton Black Tea,

The white fox was very angry and ran to the teacher and asked, "Teacher, do I look like Lipton black tea?"

The teacher said helplessly: "Yes, you look like Lipton Black Tea"

The white fox listened to the teacher's words, was very sad, rushed out of the door crying, jumped into the river next door, and ??? in an instant The river turned red??? 59. He announced: "Children, after picking fruits, we will wash them together, and we can eat them together after washing." "

All the children went to pick fruit.

When the meeting time came, all the children gathered.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what did you find?"

Xiaohua: "I'm washing apples because I picked apples." "

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." "

Teacher: "The children are all great, what about you, Amin?"

White Fox: "I'm washing my shoes because I've stepped on poop."

60. The white fox didn't get up until eight o'clock, and he didn't care about washing his face, so he ran to school with his schoolbag on his back.

Breathless, he ran into the classroom, shouted "report," and sat down in his seat to listen to the geography teacher.

"White Fox, you stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed to the map with his whip, "What is the equator?"

The white fox replied with a red face: "Class starts at eight o'clock, and if you enter the classroom after eight o'clock, you will be called late!"

61. On the way home, the white fox heard three people singing, singing "Get up" and "This is my home, I can't leave it alone." "The Japanese devil was finally beaten away by me"

When I got home, my father scolded the white fox because he came back too late, saying, "You kneel down for me!"

The white fox said, "Get up." "

Dad said, "You, get out of here!"

The white fox said: "This is my home, I can't leave it alone." "

Dad said, "Okay, if you don't go, I'll go!" Dad walked out of the house in a fit of rage.

The white fox said again: "The Japanese devil was finally beaten away by me!"

62. Today, the white fox answered a phone call, and the other party said a bunch of nonsense and blinded the white fox.

The white fox got angry and said, "Who are you? What's the matter? Is there a mistake?"

This one is bigger than the white fox fire, he said: "What's wrong, what's wrong, I just accidentally charged you 100 yuan by mistake, you chat with me for a while, what's wrong"

64. Teacher: If I fall into the water with the principal, who will you save first?

White Fox: It's rare to have this opportunity, of course I'm jumping down and swimming around in front of you

Teacher: Get out!

65. The teacher asked the white fox: If a robber wants to stab me, what will you do?

White Fox: Let's see if he hits.

Teacher: Didn't you hit it?

White Fox: Give him a bottle of pulsation.

Teacher: Why?

White Fox: The critical time is not dynamic, the speed returns.

Teacher: Did you hit it?

White Fox: Let's show off.

Teacher: What do you mean?

White Fox: Can't stop!

66. Teacher: White Fox, do you know why you want to take geography class?

White Fox: Teacher, why is there so little physical education class and so much homework?

Teacher:......

Xiao Wang: Why is a class 45 minutes and a break of only 15 minutes after class?

Teacher: Please answer the main question!

White Fox: Because there is no heavenly reason.

67. In class, the beautiful female teacher seriously explained to the children: "milk" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" is "piggy", and "pigeon" is "pigeon". White Fox, please use the word "milk" to make a sentence.

White Fox: My family's economic conditions are not very good, and I can only live in a 40-square-meter Ru room.

Teacher: (I'm dizzy) ...... This one doesn't work...... Change one.

White Fox: I have to jump over a cleavage in front of my house every day to go to school.

Teacher: (faints) ...... No way...... Another one.

Arctic fox:...... Teacher, I really can't think of it. Broke my **.

Teacher:......

68, the white fox appeared again......

Teacher: "Multi-digit subtraction, when the low digit is not enough to subtract, borrow from the high digit." ”

White Fox: "What should I do if I don't borrow a high number?"

Teacher: "You go out.. ！

69. The teacher talked about the Bible and said that the Great Flood drowned all the creatures on the earth.

The white fox asked the teacher: Are you sure?

The teacher said, "Sure."

White Fox: What about the fish?

Teacher: You get out!

70. The teacher suddenly spoke: "Okay, if anyone can answer the next question I asked, they can go home directly from class." ”

The white fox immediately threw the schoolbag out the window.

"Who threw it?"

"I threw it, then I'm going home......"

Teacher:......

71. The teacher made a couplet "The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous".

The squad leader said to the next couplet, "The sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, and the heaven and earth are magnificent."

The lower link of the white fox pair is "You, fuck, fuck, you".

Teacher: "You get out!"

72. The teacher said: "The pig is a very useful animal, its meat can be eaten, its skin can be made into leather, and its hair can be brushed.

"Teacher," replied the white fox, "its name can be cursed." ”

Teacher: "You get out!"

73. Teacher: "Imagine if you were in a world with dinosaurs and one of them was about to eat you, what would you do?"

White Fox: "It's not easy! ”

Teacher: "You get out!"

75, the white fox said to his father:

"Dad, I'm so cold," Dad said.

"It's not cold when you stand in the corner" The white fox didn't understand and asked:

"Why?" said Daddy.

"Because the corner of the wall is 90 degrees."

76. One day, the white fox asked his grandmother very aggrievedly: "Grandma, grandma, do you think I'm a stupid child?"

The grandmother replied, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly child?"

77. During the Ten Years of Anti-Japanese War...

The white fox lived a life without food and clothing

Why?

Because the white fox is a lunch box..................

78. In music class, the teacher played a piece of Beethoven

The white fox asked Xiaohua: "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

White Fox: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano." ”

79. The teacher makes a surprise test when he is in class

The white fox was not ready

Just said to Le Yimo, who was sitting in front: Le Yimo, when I kick your chair during the exam, you can give me a look, okay?"

Le Yimo agreed

After the exam, the white fox kicked Le Yimo's chair

Le Yimo didn't respond...

After a while, the white fox kicked again, but Le Yimo still didn't react....

The white fox was on fire and kicked it three times...

At this time.................

I only heard Le Yimo make three voices loudly: "Meow meow....

81, White Fox: "Dad, why does the emperor claim to be the Son of Heaven?"

Dad: "Because the emperor thinks he is the son of heaven."

White Fox: "Then you are grandma's son, why don't you call yourself a grandma?"

Dad: "????"

82, what about the white fox, he is going to take the exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night.

The white fox's mother asked worriedly: Have you finished reading all the books?

The white fox replied happily: Mom, I'm done.

The mother of the white fox praised the white fox very happily: "Good, then you must do well in the test tomorrow!"

The white fox cried and said, "Mom, I mean, 'Mom, I see, it's over'."

83, Xiao Ming's grandfather died, because he wanted a public sacrifice, so he froze the body with ice and invited it out when the public sacrifice was due.

It happened that the weather was very hot at that time, and there were thawed water droplets on the body.

When Ming saw it next to him, he shouted nervously: "Grandma, grandma, grandpa, is he sweating?"

Grandma replied, "Shhh

84. The white fox said: "Mom, when I was on the bus with my dad this morning, he asked me to give up my seat to a lady. ”

Mom said, "You're doing the right thing." ”

But, Mom, I'm sitting on Daddy's lap. ”

86. The white fox wrote in an essay entitled "Visiting the Zoo": "The reason why the zoo is called a zoo is because the garden is full of animals.

The animals are kept in the enclosure, and there are often only a few people scattered in front of the enclosure.

There are always more people watching in front of the orangutan area, because people feel more like they belong there.

88, the white fox is waiting for the bus at the station,

There was a girl who kept staring at him and smiling,

The white fox knows that he is very handsome,

attracted the girl's eyeballs,

So he paced in place a few laps,

In this way, the girl on the other side smiled more and more brightly,

When the white fox saw it, he paced in place even more vigorously.

An aunt on the side said to the white fox:

"Little youth, don't step on the shit, okay?"

89. The teacher asked the white fox: "What is the shape of the earth?"

The white fox replied, "It's round." ”

The teacher asked, "How do you know it's round?"

The white fox said, "Then even if it's square."

You're a teacher, and I don't want to make an argument about that.

91. The father asked the white fox to buy a bottle of wine and told him that no matter how much the boss opened, he would kill half of the price.

The white fox nodded and went.

White Fox: How much does this wine cost?

Boss: 80.

White Fox: No, 40.

Boss: 60 bar.

White Fox: No, 30.

Boss: That's 40.

White Fox: No, 20.

Boss: 30 is always okay!

White Fox: No, 15!

The boss was angry: Just give it to you for nothing!

White Fox: No, we have to send two bottles.

92, when the white fox digs his pocket,

A key is missing,

Didn't find it at the time,

Later, I went back to find it!

There was a little couple there on the side of the road,

The man suddenly said excitedly: Whose is it?

The white fox hurriedly said: Mine, mine, it's mine!

Later, the white fox learned that it was the woman who was pregnant~

In the fourth season I found out that I didn't send it out, make it up!