Ultraman Jokes, Season 3

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Shikari was dying in a death match with Bogaru, and Dream hurriedly carried him back to the school infirmary

Mother of Ultra: "A miracle will definitely happen, you go first~~"

Little dream: "Yes~~"

After Xiaomeng left, the mother of otter took off Shikari's armor: "You think I can't recognize the wrapped vest, right~~~"

Shikari: "Please, let me die~~~"

Ott's mother: "There is no door~~~~ You haven't paid your tuition this year~~~ Who are we looking for when you die?"

Taylor broke into the office: "Dad, it's a big deal~~~~"

Father of Ultra: "What's the matter?"

Taylor: "I went out with the first generation, Severn and the five of them, and unfortunately met the Hippolytes~~~ Result~~~"

Father of Ultra: "What happened?"

Taylor: "The Hippolytes turned them all into tomatoes~~~~"

Father of Ultra: "What?

Taylor: "Did you let your mother save them?"

Ott's father: "What do you think, so that she doesn't have to go out to buy groceries at night~"

Taylor: "Ah????"

Xiaomeng fought with the Baltan and was defeated~~~ At this time, Gauss came

Xiaomeng: "Senior save me!!"

Gauss: "You see, he looks like a scorpion, maybe two bird calls can scare him away!"

Xiaomeng: "Bird call, I won't!"

Gauss: "I'll come~~" After speaking, he learned twice

The Baltans suddenly looked at the sky, and then fled in a hurry

Xiaomeng (admiration): "The senior is amazing!!"

Gauss: "That's right. My biology class representative is not for nothing!!"

At this time, Taylor called: "Oh no!! Volcano Monster Bird Barton is flying over to you!!"

Little dream: "It turns out that Baltan runs like this~~~"

Gauss: "I suddenly remembered that there was something else to do~~~ Let's go first~~~" After saying that, he ran away

Xiaomeng was the only one left stunned by Barton flying in the distance~~~

After class, everyone sat down and chatted

First generation: "Taylor, what the hell are you doing with these two horns?"

Taylor: "It's not a horn, it's an energy antenna, it can accept energy." (From Ultra Story)"

Diga: "I don't believe ~~~~~"

Taylor: "Don't believe me, I'll show you ~~~~"

I saw him concentrate and begin to absorb energy

After a while, a voice came from the sky: "Hello listeners, this is FM 87.4 MHz~~~~"

Jack: "Brother~~~ You must help me get this exam!!"

Severn: "No problem, I'll give you this bracelet, and you'll know the answer when you look at it.

Taylor: "Dad~~~ You have to save me!"

Ott's father: "Don't worry, you are my son, can I not let you pass~~ I will simplify the question by then~"

Leo: "Principal~~~ I just transferred here from Leo~~~ I can't drop the chain in this exam!!"

The King of Ultra: "Okay, you wear my cloak to the exam, and see who dares not to give you a full score~"

As a result, the three of them won the top three in the school

Taylor: "Brother Severn, you know what? You've always been my idol!"

Severn: "Really?"

Taylor: "My reverence for you is like a surging river, endless~~~~"

Severn: "Really?"

Taylor: "Especially your headmark attack, it's earth-shattering, weeping ghosts!

Severn: "No problem, take it!"

Taylor took it and ran: "Brothers, I found the tool for cutting watermelon!!"

Saiwen: "Bastard boy, you come back to me~~~~"

Taylor: "Brother Dinah, I beg you something~~"

Dinah: "What?"

Taylor: "Today all the red and blue clan have a meeting, I don't want to go, you can go for me~~"

Dinah: "How can I do it for you??"

Taylor: "Aren't you going to be strong?"

Dinah: "Well~~~"

Taylor: "I'll invite you to dinner tonight~~"

Dinah: "Okay, this is on me~~"

TYRO HAPPILY WALKED OUT OF THE SCHOOL GATE AND RAN INTO AGUL

Taylor: "Huh, what are you doing in a meeting???

AGUL: "AH~~~ I'M GOING FOR SHIKALI~~~"

Venue~~~

The father of Ultra looked at the air type Diga, the corona type Gauss, Gaia and the red adult type Xiao Nai with an iron face: "Say, what the hell is going on??"

Karate lessons...

Diga: "Hey, hey..."

Leo: "What are you happy about?meeting me should be your biggest misfortune~"

Diga: "Your Leo Kick doesn't work for me anymore!"

Leo: "Damn, that's what you said! Leo Fly!"

Looking at Leo's leaping figure, Diga smiled...

Five minutes later... Infirmary...

Mother of Ultra: "Oh my God, why are you so badly injured?"

Leo: "555555 That guy actually threw a bunch of tacks on the ground while I was jumping!"

Ace: "I heard that Diga has never lost a fight in the past two years~~"

Leo: "What?"

Dinah: "Is there such a thing?"

AGUL: "I'm going to fight him!"

Shikari: "Let's go, let's go~~"

Five minutes later~~~~

Leo: "Too ~~ too strong~~~ not a level at all~~~"

Ace: "God~~~ Why are you so seriously injured? Could it be that he has practiced some peerless magic skills?"

Shikari: "Oh! we didn't even see him before we were beaten like this by a horde of Diga madmen!"

Note: Tiga madman, the crazy admirer of Tiga, is about 8~10 years old, also known as Diga.

In geography class, the teacher touched the globe and asked angrily, "What about the class representatives?"

Gaia quickly stood up: "What's the matter, teacher?"

The teacher's face turned blue: "Why is there all soil on this globe?"

Gaia thought for a while: "Oh, that's because the earth has become more and more desertified recently~~"

The teacher is dizzy~~~

Astra steals the key to the principal's office and is hunted down by the Otter brothers

Astra ran into Leo's classroom: "Brother save me!"

Leo: "Dizzy~ Why are you stealing this?"

Astra: "The exam is coming up, and I want to get an answer." ā€

Then the King of Ultra came over: "I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear?"

Astra: "Bad news..."

King Ultra: "I don't have an answer in my office. ā€

Astra: "And the good news?"

King of Ultra: "This time it's an open-book exam..."

Astra fainted on the spot

Physical education class conducts an indoor basketball tournament by Showa to Heisei

Teacher: "Now it's up to the PE class to represent Leo and Diga for the ball!!"

Diga immediately turned into an air type, causing the girl next to him to scream: "Diga!!You are so handsome!!"

Leo: "Hmph, what's the use of just being handsome? My bounce is a thousand meters, you can't compete with me!"

Diga: "How do you know if you don't try?"

When the whistle blew, the teacher threw the ball up~~

Leo: "Let you know how good I bounce with all my might!!!"

At this time, Severn suddenly remembered something: "Leo, don't jump with all your might!!!"

Five minutes later ~~~ infirmary ~~~~

Mother of Ultra: "Leo, what's going on, so badly wounded?"

Saiwen: "Jumped too high and hit the ceiling~~~"

Xiaomeng: "Senior Tailuo, I beg you something~"

Taylor: "What's the matter?"

Xiaomeng: "You should be my master!"

Taylor: "Why?"

Xiaomeng: "The power of my trick is too low, and I am always flattened by monsters during the actual combat test~~~"

Taylor: "Oh~~ No problem, I'll teach you my strongest trick~"

Xiaomeng: "Thank you so much, what is it??"

Taylor: "Ultra Bomb !!"

Xiaomeng: "It's still ~~ forget it, it's more dangerous ~~~"

In the past few days, everyone has been making fun of Leo, saying that his head is shaped like a kite, and Leo ran away crying~~

Ace: "Aren't we going too far~~"

At this time, the first generation suddenly shouted: "Look, everyone, Leo is running and suddenly flying~~"

Zhong Xiaoao: "The head shape is really like a kite~~~~"

Eddie, the representative of the physics class, has recently fallen in love with Julian, but he doesn't dare to confess to her, so he asks Diga, a master of love

Diga: "It's simple, don't you have to write a love letter~~"

Add: "I'll start writing~~"

The next day~~

Jack: "Come and see, Eddie has a love letter on his desk!"

Everyone hurried over~~

Jack read: "Dear Princess Julian, whenever I see you, my heart is surging like a megaton equivalent explosive explosion~ Your beautiful shadow is refracted into my eyes like blue light at a 40-degree refractive angle, leaving an equivalent virtual image in my heart~~~~ I want to be hit by the current of love like a superconductor~~ and it is also a line of fire~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

After reading it, Leo made the following summary: "I really deserve to be the representative of the physics class~~~"

In the final of the Cosmic Junior Kendo Competition, Hikari VS Zamsha

Fighting, Zamsha's knife broke: "What?

Referee: "Hikari wins!"

Everyone surrounded Shikari~~

Taylor: "That's good, newcomer, even the last champion Zamsha is no match for you!"

Hikari: "It wasn't me who beat him~~ His knife was broken before he played me~~"

Pre-game ~~~Lounge~~~

Shikali: "Little dream, it's not good to do this kind of thing while Zamsha is in the toilet~~"

I saw that Xiaomeng was sawing Zamsha's knife with a Mengbhim lightsaber: "Who told him to defeat me and enter the finals~~~hehe~~~."

Zamsha: "Sword... Duel with me!"

Sword: "I'm sorry, I'm not on the top yet!

Zamsha: "Are there any other swordsmen on Earth besides you?"

Sword: "Yes... Let me introduce you to... This is Miyamoto Musashi, this is Rogue Kenshin, this is Devil's Eye Crazy Knife, this is Li Xiaoyao, this is Linghu Chong, and this is Ximen Fuxue......"

Zamsa fled from the desert...