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No.26

One day, Hikari and Mebius are discussing how long the weakest Ao can live. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

That's when Leo arrived.

Xiaomeng asked: Leo, how long do you say the stupidest Ao can live?

Leo thought for a moment: I don't know, by the way, Shikari, how long have you lived?

Hikari really wanted to beat Leo up

Zofe: "Director, many people in the class are obsessed with arcade machines, we have to curb it~~~" Father of Ultra: "It's okay to play games~~~"

Zoffie: "You can't underestimate the game, yesterday I went to fight monsters with Xiaomeng, and I was about to end the battle with a special move, Xiaomeng suddenly froze for a long time, and then said frantically: 'Oh no, why is the killing button missing???

Diggar: "Julian, I heard that you agreed to date Eddie, how are you two getting along?"

Julian: "Others are good, but they don't have any romantic cells at all..."

Diga: "Not really..."

Julian: "Don't believe me?" After finishing speaking, she took out her mobile phone: "Hey!Eddie~ I went to a flower shop yesterday, and the flowers there are so beautiful~ I like it very much~"

Eddie's voice came from the other end: "Oh, then I'll accompany you after school, you can watch it for as long as you want~"

Diga: "......"

Zoffie: "An urgent notice is being broadcast below, the Imperial Stars will attack the school tomorrow, please prepare for battle!"

Taylor: "Little dream, I've been looking for you for a long time, why did you go just now?"

Little dream: "I'm going to prepare the flag~~~~"

Taylor: "Well~~~ It's well written, where did you get it?"

Little dream: "On the other side of the earth~~~~"

The next day, when the Imperial Star man came to the school gate proudly, he froze, only to see a large flag erected at the school gate, which read: "Down with imperialism!!"

Father of Ultra: "Students, you can officially go to Earth from today!

Zhong Xiaoao: "Great!"

~~~~~~~~~ the next day

Mother of Ultra: "You~~~ What's wrong with you?"

Xiaomeng: "55555 will fight Ampere in the first battle, it's too sudden~~"

Gaia: "You're okay, I was almost trampled to death by Zorg~~~~~"

Mother of Ott: "Where's Zofie?"

Gauss: "I went to save the first generation, I heard that he was killed by Jetton as soon as he arrived on Earth~"

Mother of Ultra: "Where's Diga?"

Ace: "He was beaten into stone by Gatanjee, and he is lying under the sea~~~"

Mother of Ott: "What about ~~~~ Dinah?"

Jack: "He~~~ The worst thing is him, he encountered Sophia's black hole before he reached the earth, and he couldn't even find his body~~~~."

Jack: Your dad was beaten up by Jin Guqiao, Gaci Xingren, etc., and is in the hospital・・・・・・

Father of Ultra: "Students, from tomorrow, you will really graduate~~~Don't cry~~~ You will have to leave sooner or later~~~"

Before he finished speaking, cheers rang out

Xiaomeng: "Finally free!"

Severn: "No more classes!"

Taylor: "No troublesome exams either!"

Diga: "To hell with the homework!"

Gaia: "It's too late for us to be happy~!"

Father of Ultra: "You ~~~~ (heart attack)"

In biology class, everyone went on a hike together

Taylor: "Look~~~ there's a cow over there!"

AGUL: "Stupid, don't go near it!"

Taylor: "Why?"

AGUL: "Because your body is red, cows will go crazy if they see red!"

Gauss: "Wrong~~~~ Actually, the bull's eye can't distinguish colors~~~ It's just sensitive to moving things~~~ Don't believe me, make a demonstration!"

I saw him holding a black cloth and shaking it at the cow a few times~~~ As a result, the cow was obviously stimulated

Ace: "You deserve to be the representative of the biology class~~~ Huh? Gauss! What are you running?"

Jack: "Oh no, the cow is coming at us!!"

Father of Ultra: "There's a monster nearby~~~ Who is going to kill him?"

Saiwen: "I'll go, I'll go~~~~" Happily left

Hatsudai: "Strange? Why is he so active today?"

Taylor: "You don't know~~~ He recently invented a protective shield that can block all attacks~"

As he was talking, Zoffe ran over: "Oh no~~~ Saiwen is seriously injured!"

Infirmary~~~~~~~~~~

Father of Ultra: "This~~~ What's going on?"

Father of Ultra: "This silly kid~~~ everything was going well~~~ but in the end, when it fired the Emmelie ray, it was bounced back by his own shield (inside)~~~~"

On the day of Tanabata, Ace went to the moon to recall his love, and met a woman who looked like Nan Xizi, and Ace happily greeted him

Ace: "Yuko, it's been a long time, I miss you so much~~~~~ Huh? Your clothes are so strange? It's a moon style? Who is the man with an axe next to you? Are you empathetic 555555~~~~~~~?"

Chang'e: "Who is this strange person?"

Wu Gang: "I don't know ~~~~~~~~

Once in class, the teacher asked a difficult question: "Zoffie, you answer!"

Zofie stood up: "Teacher, I won't!"

Teacher: "Oh, then sit down~~~~ Please answer No. 1 (student number)!"

Zoffie stood up again: "Teacher, I really won't~~~~" At this time, there were already people laughing below

Teacher: "I'm sorry, please sit down~~~~ Then the class leader will answer this question~~~"

Everyone laughed ~~~~

Zoffie was already crying: "Teacher, can you let me go~~~~"

Xiaomeng and Leo fought against each other, but Leo showed no mercy to his subordinates at all, and flattened Xiaomeng

Leo: "Get up, isn't that going to work?"

Little dream: "555555~~~~"

Leo: "What's the matter with these tears?

Little dream: "555555~~~~"

Leo: "Hey, crying again, the school will be flooded~~~~"

Little dream: "555555~~~~"

Leo (wearing a lifebuoy): "Can't I admit defeat~~~~~~ please don't cry~~~~~"

The five Ott brothers were on patrol when Ott's signature suddenly appeared in the sky

First generation: "Oh no, it's a distress signal from the principal!"

Saiwen: "It's strange, it's from the toilet, could it be that the principal was attacked when he went to the toilet?"

Zoffie: "What else do !!you want?"

So the five brothers hurried back to the door of the school bathroom~~~

Jack: "Headmaster, are you alright?"

The voice of the King of Ultra came from inside: "No~~~ It's okay~~~~ I just forgot to bring the paper ~~~ Please help me bring it ~~~~"

During the spring outing, everyone came to the beach of a certain planet

Aguru: "Ah~~~ The sea~~~~ My hometown !!" jumped down

Gaia: "Stupid, this is the famous sea of ice in the universe, if you fall down, you will lose half your life if you don't freeze to death~~~~"

Ace hurriedly shouted, "Aguru, are you alright?"

Aguru: "It's so cool, it feels like heaven~~~~"

Gaia: "Is there such a thing?" also jumped ~~~~

Aguru immediately jumped to the shore and said while shivering: "Oh my mother~~~ Frozen me to death~~~~ Fortunately, my acting skills are high enough to find a back~~~~"

On this day, Taylor went on a mission, and before leaving, the father of Ultra said to him: "Son~~~ Something has happened outside recently~~~~ You must not use the Otter bomb!!"

Taylor: "Got it!"

Later, Taylor encountered a strong enemy, but he couldn't defeat ~~~

Taylor: "Damn!! look at the !! Ultra Bomb !!!"

As a result, as soon as this trick came out, more than a dozen cosmic policemen came and handheld him: "Want to blow yourself up?

Di likes Julian very much, but he never dares to confess to her, so he has to consult the love master Diga

Diga: "It's simple, you can be euphemistic~~~~"

So Add went to find Julian

Julian: "Is there something wrong with you?"

Eddie was stunned for a long time: "That~~~ Do you want to ~~~ bury yourself with me in the future~~~"

Julian: "Ah???hh

Mephiras: "Hehe, I'm going to let this school perish on its own~~~ Watch me use spells to make their relationships just opposite~~~"

The next day, Mephilas came to inspect his work~~ and found Leo and Hikari in the playground

Leo: "Yo, isn't this Hikari?

Hikari: "Senior Leo~~~ Long time no see, I miss you so much!!"

Leo: "Look for me if you have something in the future, don't be polite~~~"

Shikari: "Yes, Senior" (bow)

Mephiras: "Dizzy, what was this school like before~~~~"

One day there was a celebration party, and everyone was eating and drinking around the table, but there was not enough rice

So Zofie said to the waiter, "Ten bowls of rice!"

The waiter thought it was too troublesome to serve ten bowls, so he brought a large pot of rice for them to serve themselves

As soon as the meal came up, Xiaomeng suddenly stopped talking, and he trembled and burst out in a half-ring: "This~~~ Is this one of the bowls~~~~"

Zaki: "Hahaha, I'm going to level this campus!!"

Ace: "Who are you?"

Zaki: "Honda is ~~~"

Shikari: "I don't need to ask, I must be a newcomer!"

Ace: "Then why is he so dark?"

Shikari: "Stupid, people from Africa~~~~ But it's so dragging!"

Leo: "Didn't you do the same when you first came~~~"

Shikari: "You say it again (angry)~~"

Zaki (Khan): "You ~~~~~"

At this time, the father of Ultra came: "Don't make trouble, you guys!"

Zaki: "Finally someone who understands something~~"

I saw the father of Ultra said solemnly: "This classmate, don't you know that the school doesn't allow tattoos?"

Zaki vomited blood and died