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No1: One day, Leo and Hikari got into a fight

Leo scolded Hikari and said, "Look at your little appearance, I will kick you out with a slap." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Shikari: You can't even speak, do you want to slap me? What a fool, I want to spit in your face

No.2 One day, Xiaomeng wrote a diary but wrote a typo: Today I saw a pile of cow on the road, ah, I ate a pound (surprised).

After reading this diary, Instructor Taylor said, "It's okay if no one stops you from eating it all."

No.3 One day, Asuka and Oko went to the supermarket to buy something. Asuka found out that he didn't have any money, so he borrowed it from Dagu. I saw Dagu slowly put his hand into his jacket pocket to take out the money, and Asuka waited quietly with gratitude. Who knew that Dagu turned out all the four pockets of his clothes, and finally trembled one by one: "You search, if you can find a dollar, then Lina will be busy yesterday!"

No.4 Yerui wants to chase Ah Wu, so he has to find a way to talk to Ah Wu.

He stepped forward and asked, "Alas, Ah Wu, what time is it?"

Ah Wu looked at his watch: "Oh, half past eight." ”

Ye Rui said with a surprised face: "Ah~ My watch is also half past eight!!Then do you say that we are very fateful~."

No.5 One day, Julian said to Gray: My boyfriend Eddie is too ugly

Gray said: Don't talk about your boyfriend like that.

Julian said: Well, I'm not modest, everyone agrees, he's particularly ugly.

So Gray asked: How ugly is it?

Julian said: It's hard to say.

So Gray induced: Let's put it this way, if you give me a 100 points, how many points will you give him?

Julian did not hesitate to say: 300 points!

Gray: ¥#%◎#%¥!

No.6 Tiga just came to Ultra Academy, and he said to Instructor Taylor: The first generation, Jack, Gray, and Parvat look too similar, I can't tell the difference, what should I do?

Taylor said: You can separate by seeing how they eat.

While eating in the dining hall, he found a worm in the bowl, and it was Jack who screamed;

When eating in the canteen, he found a worm in the bowl, and it was the first generation who picked up the rice bowl and went to the person in charge of the canteen;

When eating in the dining hall, he found a worm in the bowl, and it was Gray who took the worm out and continued to eat;

While eating in the dining hall, he found a worm in the bowl, and it was Parvat who ate the worm with it

No.7 Aryan: When will my skin be like a shelled egg?

Asuka: It's like ah~

Aron: Really? (nymphomania-like)

Asuka: Yes, tea eggs!

In a fit of rage, Ah Liang beat the bird into a preserved egg

No.8 In the park, Asuka and Ara meet.

The bird said, "You are my sun, my moon, and you are the sparkle of the Milky Way."

Stars of Light ......"

Ah Liang: "Are you courting me, or are you giving me astronomy?"

Lessons?"

No, 9 One day, Ye Rui went to Mayumi's house to play, and when he left, he leaned down

It rains heavily, and Mayumi persuades him to stay overnight, and then she goes to prepare the futon. wait

When she was ready to walk out, Ye Rui was gone. More than an hour

Later, Yerui, who was drenched all over his body like a chicken in soup, came back, and Mayumi came

Surprised, he asked, "Where have you been?"

Ye Rui replied breathlessly: "I...... I'll go home and get it

Pajamas went. ”

No.10 Julian was captured by a monster, but Eddie was able to rescue her in time

Julian asked Eddie, "You must have put a lot of effort into saving me, right?"

Eddie said, "Isn't it? I fought off three Ultramans.

They're all rushing to save you. ”

No.11 Ah Wu once drank too much and went to the bathroom, went in and saw Ye Rui with his back to her, he was frightened, Ah Wu and Ye Rui looked at each other for 3 seconds, Ah Wu rushed out, and saw that the door was a boy's sign... Then Ah Wu rushed in again and said sorry to Ye Rui. That poor wild rui was frightened again... －_－!

No.12

In class, Ott's father asks Dream how to hit Gatanjee. Xiaomeng stood up but didn't say a word.

Father of Ultra: Little Dream?

Father of Ultra: Little Dream??

Father of Ultra: Little dream, what's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? What a squeak!

Little Dream: Squeak~

No.13

Xiaomeng hid in the toilet and smoked, and was caught by the father of Ultra, who asked him why he smoked, he lowered his head and replied in a deep voice: The monster has not been killed yet, and he is very depressed!

No.14

Once, the Amperans and the Ultra brothers got into a fight

I only heard the Amperans say: "If you don't surrender again, don't blame me for turning my face and not being human!" (in fact, I want to say that I don't recognize people)

This is, Xiaomeng said: You are not a human being in the first place

No.15

Once, Shikari went to peek at Julian taking a bath.

Suddenly, Julian shouted: Come out.

Shikari thought to himself: Oops, found out. He was about to go out, when he saw Eddie come out and said, "Alas, you have found it again."

No.16

One day, Xiaomeng was fighting monsters

At this time, Leo saw it and said, "I would be surprised to be able to kill this Barton if you fight like this."

Xiaomeng said: I will also be surprised, I hit Jeton

Leo: ¥#%◎#%¥

No.17

Dina went to the Instructor Taylor to complain: When I became a strong type, Hikari scolded me for being a fat pig.

The next day of class, Taylor spoke in class: "The Shikari in our class is so rude, just pick up a nickname for the emperor, you can't call it what people call it!"

No.18

At Ultra Academy, Leo and Hikari are arguing, and Leo says, "You...... If you call again, I'll find someone with a phone call!"

Hikari said, "You...... I don't believe it!"

Then Leo really ran to make a phone call, and when he came back, he put a cruel sentence: "You will know how to die in 30 minutes!!"

At this time, Shikali was very nervous, but there was no way, and 30 minutes later, the school broadcast: "Shikali, you have a visitor, please come to the Student Affairs Office." ”

Although I was scared, I thought it was in the Student Affairs Office, and it should be fine. So he went to the student office, and the "colonel" walked up to him with a smile: "Shikari?"

Shikari: "I am ......"

"Sorry for waiting for a long time, this is the 10 Hawaiian pizza and drenched chicken you ordered, 5,300 yuan. ”

Shikari: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No.19

One night, the father of Ultra was about to make an announcement, when the power went out suddenly.

Father of Ultra: It doesn't matter if there's a power outage, now I'm going to announce the news, we're going to make up for it this week.

At this time, an Ultraman stood up: You take advantage of our rest time like this, it will only backfire, I am against making up classes.

The father of Ott immediately asked: Which Otto are you?

That Ultraman softened: I'm Hikari.

Father of Ott: Well, Shikari-san, I'll give you a first-class, and exempt you from make-up classes, because you have the audacity to say that this is the most important purpose of education.

At this time, this Ultraman said, "In that case, then I am Mebius."

No.20

One day, Yerui went to find Ah Liang.

Ye Rui: I just proposed to Ah Wu.

Ah Liang: She agreed?

Ye Rui: 555555~~ Not only did she not agree, but she also said that she would find a dominatrix to discipline me.

Ah Liang: It's miserable, sympathize with you. And then what happened?

Norui: Then she told me to come to you

Afterwards........ Hearing only an "ah", Ye Rui fell ~~~~~~~

No.21

Xiaomeng went to the exam, and after the exam, he felt that he had done well in the exam

When the results are out........

Mother of Ultra: Little dream, you did well in the exam, and I will reward you with an egg to eat today.

Xiaomeng (happy): Yes, thank you, give me the eggs

At this time, the mother of Otter sent Xiaomeng's scroll over to ~~~~~~

(Presumably everyone can think of Xiaomeng taking the test with a "0")

No.22

One day, Taylor went to see Dream and found that Dream was injured

Taylor: Little dream, what's going on?

Little Dream: Bogagu suddenly hugged me from behind and wanted to attack me

Taylor: Won't you run?

Little Dream: Before I could run, the sword was already emitting light

No.23

Lately, Eddie has a poor appetite, so he's very thin.

Yuli said bitterly: Eddie, you can eat more, you see that you are as thin as a pig

No.24

The Baltans want to invade the Earth again, it has formed a monster team of 10 monsters, and then let these monsters attack the Earth, it thinks that even if there are two or three Ultramans on the Earth, they can't defeat 10 monsters.

Ten days later, its monster squad returned, and there were only two monsters left in the monster squad, and they were seriously injured, and the other monsters died.

Baltan: What's going on, what's wrong with you?

The monsters glanced at Baltan and said, "55555555555555555555555555~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ we have found the wrong address, we are not attacking the Earth, but the Ultra Star.

Baltans: @%¥#......%¥......%##@¥#

No.25

The Baltans want to invade the Earth again, it has formed a monster team of 10 monsters, and then let these monsters attack the Earth, it thinks that even if there are two or three Ultramans on the Earth, they can't defeat 10 monsters.

Ten days later, its monster squad returned, and there were only two monsters left in the monster squad, and they were seriously injured, and the other monsters died.

Baltan: What's going on, what's wrong with you?

The monsters glanced at Baltan and said, "55555555555555555555555555~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~."

When we attacked Earth, it was just in time for Mebius to finish beating the Amperas, and the Ultra brothers were there