How long does it take to eat a half-person tall fruit that is more than ten pounds high?

A: Less than an hour. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Su Ye looked at the empty offering table, and suddenly remembered a folk proverb: one little pig doesn't eat chaff, and two little pigs panic.

In the wild swallowing of the previous youth, the clay man was also aroused and began to grab something to eat with him. The young man rolled his eyes, picked up the peach pit, and drew a line in front of the fruit pile: "One person and half, whoever eats first is the boss!"

The mudman was furious: "Why are you strawberry cherries on your side and prickly peaches on my side?"

The young man pouted and said, "Then I'll eat the peach, and you will eat the strawberry cherry." ”

"That's pretty much it. The clay figure turned his anger into joy, and the two people shifted their shapes and transposed their hands like lightning, and in the blink of an eye, the fruit pile was completely empty, and it quickly disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Compared with the clay man who eats strawberries and cherries, the young man is more fierce and domineering, he holds two peaches in one hand, and only takes three bites of each peach, and the flesh covered by the peach pit is completely discarded. Seeing the peach pile falling rapidly, the mud people panicked, planted on strawberries and cherries, and didn't even use their hands, desperately swallowing the pulp.

The young man shouted: "Hey, hey, hey! You are a fool! Don't slap your face flat!"

The clay figurines were chattering, and they only cared about gnawing hard, and the young man couldn't cry or laugh: "Why are you doing so hard? It's just a joke, it's not good if you spoil your stomach." ”

The clay figure buried his head in eating fiercely, and it was not until he finished eating that he raised his head and said happily: "I am the boss!"

Seeing the bright red residue and juice on the clay figure's face, the young man sighed and said, "Okay, good, you are the boss, and I am your little brother." ”

The clay man's eyes lit up and said, "Little brother wants to listen to the boss, you have to send me to the doctor!"

The young man was surprised, and the clay man was worried, biting his lower lip and saying, "You said that whoever eats it is the boss......

"You fool," the young man scratched his head and said with a wry smile, "Am I so untrustworthy? It's your IQ, how dare your family let you come out?"

The clay man snorted, ignored him, and wiped his face carefully.

Seeing that no one was talking, the young man felt quite bored, so he casually threw the two remaining peaches on the table to Su Ye, and said with a smile: "Immortal, this is also a tribute for you, you can accept it." ”

Su Ye didn't pick it up, let the peach fall to the ground, and he said lightly: "There is no sincerity, the god will not accept it." ”

The young man laughed: "Interesting, so interesting! What Daddy said is really good, it is better to read 10,000 books than to travel 10,000 miles, this trip is really an eye-opener!"

After wiping his face clean, the clay figure tentatively lay down on the ground. Before his spine touched the ground, he immediately sat up, holding his stomach and lamenting: "If you die, won't you hold on?"

The young man lay on the offering table and said lazily: "Support, but I'm used to it, I won't be hungry for three days after eating a full meal." ”

The clay figure wondered, "What are you used to?"

The young man smirked, "Guess?"

"Singer?"

"It's not. ”

"Students?"

"It's not. ”

"Merchant?"

"It's not. ”

"Chinese?"

"Well, that's ......"

The young man sighed: "I am a freelancer, commonly known as blind stream. ”

"Are you blind?" the clay man opened his eyes wide, looked at the young man's clothes, and after a moment he covered his mouth and whispered, "Aren't you afraid of being caught and repatriated by the police?"

The young man smiled indifferently: "I didn't run to the city, and I didn't plan to settle down, but I just wanted to wander the whole country." ”

The clay figure exclaimed, "Are you just going all over the country like this? That's amazing!"

The young man smiled: "While you are still young, walking and watching more is also a kind of accumulation, which will be used to write poems, lyrics and arrange music in the future." ”

The clay figure nodded vigorously and said thoughtfully: "That's how I thought, so I decided to travel during the summer vacation." But I don't have the same great ambition as you, so I want to go all over Jiangsu Province first. Then I went to Beijing, and then traveled all over Beijing during the summer vacation of my freshman year, and then began to travel all over Hebei Province during the summer vacation of my sophomore year. Accumulate little by little, and one day it will go all over the country!"

"Going to Beijing, freshman summer vacation?" the young man said in astonishment, "You are a college student in Beijing?"

The clay man lowered his head and smiled shyly: "Not yet, I just graduated from high school for half a month." ”

"That's also a college student!" The young man became excited, he looked at the clay figure with admiration, and exclaimed: "Sure enough, it is good to love reading, and you can write poetry and be admitted to university!"

In the 80s, universities were called "ivory towers", and college students were the pride of the sky, and the universities at that time were strict in and wide out, and the government was responsible for supporting students, and they were assigned jobs after graduation, and they had iron jobs for a lifetime. Whoever has a college student, whether it is a township or a city, the neighboring government will beat gongs and drums to congratulate the student, and even enthusiastically donate money to support the student. I don't ask for anything in return, I just hope to have some joy and let my children have a chance.

The clay man smiled shyly: "Actually, it's nothing, and the prodigy was admitted to college at the age of thirteen, I'm just an ordinary person." ”

"China is really big, and geniuses and gods are emerging in an endless stream. The young man picked up the peach on the ground, took a bite and said: "I am full of hope for this country, even if I can't do it, there are other people, even if this generation can't do it, there is the next generation!"

The clay man was silent, his eyes were full of smiles, and he never intervened in national affairs, which made the young man very unhappy.

"You can't do that!" he accused, "As a college student, you have to at least care about your own country." What kind of place is Beijing, at the foot of the ancient Son of Heaven, the modern political center. When you graduate from university, you will definitely be sent to factories and other places for training and training, and if you are still like this, the leaders will say that you have no political consciousness and only know how to pursue a little bourgeois. ”

The clay figure lowered his head, and Su Ye suddenly interrupted the young man's words: "Someone has come up the mountain." ”

"No!" the young man Huo Ran sat up, and his Adam's apple trembled, "Here, how many people are here?"

Su Ye glanced out and said, "A girl, no more than fifteen years old. ”

"Whew, I'm scared to death. The young man breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I thought it was a ...... who went up the mountain to catch a melon thief."

"It's okay," the clay man said sincerely, "I stole the melon, it's a big deal to lose money." ”

The young man rolled his eyes: "You said it lightly, and it is better to steal first." Once you meet a barbarian, you not only have to lose money, but you also have to fight hard. ”

Su Ye said lightly: "You have the time to chat and talk, it's better to tidy up the ground, and those melon skins are best disposed of." ”

The young man suddenly realized and hurriedly got up to pick up the melon skin. The clay man wanted to help, but as soon as his right leg was exerted, there was a piercing pain, and he fell to the ground with a pale face, holding his leg and trembling.

Su Ye said coldly: "Don't use that leg if the bone is broken, lie down honestly and don't move, and wait for us to see a doctor." ”

After the pain eased slightly, the clay figure wiped the sweat from his forehead and said gratefully, "Thank you." ”

Su Ye didn't answer, he looked at the girl who was climbing the mountain outside, and it wasn't until she walked away along another road that he retracted his gaze and said calmly, "It's okay......"

Su Ye's voice stopped abruptly, and he looked at the corner of the temple with a strange expression. The clay figure noticed that something was wrong, and followed suit, and there was an eerie silence in the mountain temple.

In the end, the clay figure couldn't stand the pressure and asked, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

In the corner, the young man crushed the melon skins, sprinkled some hay on them, and then stripped off his pants and squatted on the hay to defecate. When the clay figure asked, he was blushing and putting pressure on his abdomen, and with a muffled sound, steaming stool fell on the grass. The young man relieved himself, bared his teeth and smiled: "If you want not to be discovered, it's best to poop!"

“......”

“......”

"I'll go and see the scenery," Su Ye opened the temple door and said, "You pull slowly." ”

The clay man screamed, "Take me! I'd rather die outside!"

Youth: "......"