Chapter 36 There must be a comic comparison in a threesome

The clear and transparent blue sky, two or three drifting white clouds, and the cool breeze blowing on the cheeks, bring the fragrance of plants and trees. www.biquge.info The sun has risen, the roosters no longer crow, the loudspeakers on the telephone poles have begun to broadcast, and the villagers working in the fields have come home to eat one after another, a scene of vitality.

However, outside the temple gate, the clay man hung his head lovelessly, his collar was held by Su Ye with one hand, and his feet were off the ground, like carrying a chicken.

Su Ye said lightly: "Do you want to be here, or under the tree?"

The clay man closed his eyes and said, "It's okay to go anywhere, I just want to come down quickly......"

Su Ye let go gently, and the clay figure landed on his left foot first, then leaned down, supported the ground with both hands, and sat down carefully.

After sitting down, the clay figure asked Su Ye in admiration, "What did you do before?"

You must know that although he is young, he weighs 120 pounds, but this strange man lifted him over his head with one hand, and walked dozens of meters as usual! If he is not a weightlifter, it is too condescending.

Su Ye said calmly: "Be an immortal." ”

The clay figure was dumbfounded, and he asked again, "What about before becoming a fairy?"

"Before being an immortal?" Su Ye's eyes were in a trance, and countless picture fragments appeared in his mind: the battlefield of blood and fire, the cavalry riding horses and whips, the city besieged by the army, the building ships raining arrows in the sky, and the soldiers and civilians who threw themselves into the sea and died in the sea. In the blink of an eye, it was the execution ground again, the old man with white hair knelt down to the south, the executioner raised his big knife, and he roared with the Dire in his own hand, and the last sight was a human head rolling down, and the old man had a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Hey, are you listening?" the clay figure was curious, and reminded again, "You're not crazy...... Ah no, what did you do before you became an immortal?"

Su Ye came back to his senses and said lightly: "A small soldier." ”

"Soldier!" the clay man was in awe, he secretly looked at Su Ye's arm, and swallowed and said, "Are you a hero who participated in the Vietnam War?"

Su Ye was stunned: "What is the Vietnam War, I fought with Mongolia when I joined the army." ”

"Mongolian, Mongolian......" The corners of the clay man's eyes twitched, and he smiled dryly: "Then you are quite old......

Su Ye was silent, he looked down the mountain, the loudspeaker at the head of the village was playing music news, the villagers were chatting at the door with bowls, chickens and ducks pecked at the rice grains left on the ground, and dared to stretch out their necks to peck into the rice bowl, which made the owner angry, picked up the chopsticks and knocked the chicken's head violently, and the clattering sound was earth-shattering.

The clay man looked at the shallow smile on Su Ye's face, feeling that this person was mysterious and unpredictable, and he couldn't see through it or guess it. However, it is also possible that the madness has gone to a new level......

The temple door was pushed open, the clay figure looked back, and the young man strode towards them with a guitar on his back, and stretched out his hand to pull the clay figure: "The matter is settled, I will send you down the mountain to see a doctor." ”

"Stop!" the clay figure clasped his hands to his chest and said with a look of horror, "Don't touch me!"

The young man was stunned, and he looked at the clay man suspiciously: "What kind of nerves do you have again?

The clay man stared at his hands and said with difficulty, "You...... What do you rub ...... Wipe your ass ......"

The young man was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter: "Do you think I wipe it with my hands! It's really a second goods, so much hay and firewood, I'll just grab two handfuls." ”

"Go wash your hands!" said the clay man, whose face turned pale, "I am the most disgusted with this smell, and my head is dizzy." ”

"I won't listen!" the young man grabbed the clay man's arm, deliberately covered his mouth, and touched his nose again and again. The clay figure struggled violently, but could not break free. So, just listening to the sound of "wow", he spat out the young man's hand.

Youth: "......"

Su Ye: "......"

Clay Man: "......"

"I'm going to wash my hands," the young man left silently. Su Ye returned to the temple to remove the incense burner, after swallowing off the incense ashes inside, washed it in the stagnant water, took another pot of clean water, and took it back to rinse the mouth of the clay figure.

The clay man took the incense burner, and without saying a word, he quickly washed his face and rinsed his mouth, and when the furnace water ran out, Su Ye asked, "Do you still want it?"

"No thanks. The clay man said movingly: "Otherwise, you can also be my little brother!"

Su Ye: "......"

The clay man hurriedly explained: "I mean brother, don't you think the three of us have a special fate? Anyway, if we are idle, we will be idle, so let's learn from Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan and fight the world together!"

"Good idea!" The young man stood at the puddle next to the temple and applauded, splashing in all directions, and he said loudly: "In ancient times, there were three knots in Taoyuan, and now there are three knots in broken temples, which is also a beautiful talk!"

Su Ye said coldly: "Don't you still have to go to school? ”

"What does going to school have to do with worship!" the clay man became excited, he pulled Su Ye's sleeve and said, "What's your name, how old are you this year, can you recite vows?"

"Reciting the oath?" Su Ye's eyes surged with murderous intent, he broke free from the clay man's hand, turned his back to them and said, "Don't let me hear this a second time, if you mention it again, your soul will be scattered!"

"......" The clay man and the young man looked at each other, the young man shrugged helplessly, and squatted down to wash his hands, and the clay man sighed: "Then what are you going to do?"

Su Ye said calmly: "Inspect the mortal world." ”

The man was so mad that the clay man decided to shut up so as not to cause trouble.

After washing his hands, the young man stood beside the clay figure and said, "Let's discuss, should we put the boss in the temple first and send someone down the mountain to find a doctor, or take the boss down the mountain to find a doctor together?"

The clay man raised his hand and said, "Together!"

Su Ye said lightly: "There is a doctor in the village at the foot of the mountain, and his medical skills are good, just take it down." ”

The young man frowned and said, "How do you know that there is a doctor in the village?"

Su Ye pointed downward: "On the outer wall of that earthen house, there are ground ear grass, oxtail fern, mountain orange leaves, strychnine, safflower, notoginseng, and black medicine, these are all bone wound medicinal materials, and ordinary people will not touch them." ”

The young man looked far away, and saw only a black and yellow village, and it was completely impossible to see what hung on the wall.

"You've got amazing eyes. The young man shook his head and said, "I can't even see the door." ”

Su Ye said: "The door is a pine door, and there is a couplet on the left and right: I just hope that people in the world are free of diseases, so why worry about the medicine and dust on the shelf." Well, the handwriting is good, and there are muscles. ”

"......" the young man looked at Su Ye with admiration: "If you are not foolish, then it would be a pity not to be a sniper." ”

Su Ye smiled faintly, leaned over to pick up the clay figure, and slowly walked down the mountain.

The right half of the clay figure pressed Su Ye, and he basically walked on his left foot. Rao was like this, but after more than thirty steps, his left leg began to tremble, and he was a little unable to take another step.

"Get out of the way, it's time for me to play!" The young man took off the guitar case on his body, handed it to Su Ye and said, "You help me keep the guitar, and I'll carry him down the mountain." ”

Su Ye took the guitar case and looked at the young man in amazement, he was willing to give his beloved guitar to others. The young man squatted in front of the clay figure with a big grin and said with a smile: "Boss, get on the horse!"

The clay man laughed, lying on the back of the young man, the young man held his hand behind him, straightened up and said: "Boom! I am a thousand miles chasing the wind and the moon!

The mud man laughed, the young man shouted the trumpet in the play and ran down, Su Ye followed behind with a guitar, laughing and laughing all the way.