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A bag of swollen, independent forehead, although the air crash was full of headaches and squeaky screams, Zhu Dashao felt uncomfortable.

Of course, mentally, if you suffer severe trauma, if you kick your head to a donkey, it is definitely not a compliment, and a horse is the same as a donkey.

Why?

Today, the whole world seems to have trouble with Zhu Dashao, and the thief is also turning a blind eye, letting the mud and sand fall, and the beams of the house are crooked: "Cough, cough, cough!!"

Another unlucky child: "My head, my head, oops~~yaya~~ drum, bulging~"

The plane crash is simply deserved: "Ahem!!"

Well, after teaching the plane crash and killing the anomaly, Zhu Dashao was going to find the white horse and talk: "What a bad animal!!!

Worthy of the ancestor and uncle, he roared like a lion, and pulled out his head: "Click!"

A hole was left in the wall.

After a while.

In addition to the pain, it is inevitable to be curious, and the plane crash is watching, except for the sound of white horses and hu eating and drinking, there is no movement outside.

It's itchy and hard to scratch for a while, and tiptoe forward~~

In the haze of tears.

What about knives?

Kitchen knife?

If you want to unload the horse's legs, you always have to find them, so Zhu Dashao delayed a little time: "Bang!!"

At that time, the scene was like, Mars collided with the Earth.

At this time, there was no protection of the atmosphere, and the plane crash was once again unfortunate to hit: "Ahhh

The plane crash sat on the ground, hugged his head and cried: "Woo hmm~~ hate ha~~~"

You say, it's not mentally retarded, every time you make the same mistakes, in the same time and place, under the same circumstances, the air crash is really hopeless, stupid to the extreme: "Whew――――――"

Zhu Dashao is different, Zhu Dashao was unharmed, kicking once is unloading a horse's leg, and kicking twice is two: "Livestock!!"

For the sake of the two horse legs: "Go to death!!"

is worthy of the ancestor and uncle: "Click!"

Single-mindedness is an obsession: "Click!"

Two words: "Click!!"

Over and over again, over and over again: "Pong!Pong!Bang!!"

It's a miracle, every time it's a hole-in-one, the air crash has already been learned, and because of the brave performance of the Taishang Patriarch, I forgot to cry, and I forgot the pain: "Six, seven, eight, nine, good you, ten, twelve!!"

There is no doubt about how many kicks, how many unloads: "Eighteen, nineteen, ten, ten, two, twenty, two, hu......h, huh

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"Twenty-seven times. The air crash stretched out two fingers and said seriously: "Back to the words of the Taishang Patriarch and Ancestor, a total of twenty-seven times. ”

It was because he was too tired, so Zhu Dashao took a break for a while: "What, what, twenty-seven times? No, twenty-eight, times?"

"Yes, twenty-seven times. The air crash stretched out another finger and said seriously: "Plus the previous three times, a full thirty times, that is to say, a full thirty times, the Taishang Ancestor Uncle Ancestor!"

Yes, seriously.

There is no need to be reminded by the plane crash, these thirty horse legs Zhu Dashao is about to be decided: "Okay, this matter~~"

And the hole in the wall is already big enough to drill cattle: "Air crash, let's go!!"

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Again, worthy of the ancestor and uncle, not only brave but also strategic: "Hmph~~"

A spear, a hard bow.

Zhu Dashao carried a hard bow on his back and held a spear, and strode first: "This is called shooting people and horses first, and capturing thieves and kings.

The plane crash followed, holding a bundle of arrows: "Yes! Shoot it! Hmph~~"

Door.

Hide your body and travel in secret~~

The anomaly is not there, the horse is napping.

The two glanced at each other and made a gesture: "Whoa!!"

Arrows dropped.

It's over, the grass startles the snake, and the action fails: "Poof!!"

The two hurriedly bowed, and behind the cat hiding in the tree, Zhu Dashao glanced angrily, slowly took the bow, and then stretched out his hand-

Air crash: "?"

Oops, heart plug, this is the so-called pig-like teammate: "Arrow!!"

"Yes!!"

"Pop !!"

At this time, the white horse, shaking his fur, stood up lazily, and looked back.

Gun down.

At a young age, stupid as stupid, Zhu Dashao also had nothing to say, only turned his head and glared angrily, he would pull the bow and build a carving feather~~

Aim~

happens to have one eye, and it is easy to aim, this kind of trivial thing Zhu Dashao has always been self-taught: "I-"

Half a day.

Air crash: "Open?"

No, it's going, but Zhu Dashao still missed a little after all calculations: "Shut up!!"

Said, hard bow.

Let's talk about the last time, worthy of the Taishang Patriarch and Uncle Ancestor, in this situation, others would have wanted to cry without tears: "I'll go !!"

There is a kind of kung fu called throwing arrows, have you heard of wood?

Immediately abandoned the bow and threw an arrow: "Huh!"

Unexpectedly, the bow was too hard, and the arrow was too light, and it fell two feet away from the horse, and it missed.

"Arrow!!"

Dump it.

It's boring, the bow is thrown out, and it still doesn't hit the horse: "Phew!!"

The only solution now is the spear: "Here comes the gun!!"

The so-called one inch long and one inch strong, Zhu Dashao is preparing to shoot the overlord: "!!Hurry up"

"Air Crash !!!"

Zhu Dashao: "??"

Hurriedly moved his eyes and looked at it, but saw that the little monk was in a plane crash and raised his arms high, struggled to hold his gun, and knelt on the ground and cried: "Abnormal uncle, abnormal uncle! This, this, this is the idea of the Taishang Patriarch and Uncle, his old man spoke, and the disciples did not dare to disobey, it was useless to persuade him, and he couldn't stop it, and he couldn't stop it!!"

A person with a low IQ is congenitally deficient, and the corruption of character is hopeless: "Ha!!"

Anomaly laughed.

Anomaly smiled, touched the head of the crash, and then picked up the spear.

Then he grabbed the plane plane crash and dragged it away: "Ah-no, Uncle Anomalous! Uncle Abnormal spare-spare life, Uncle Anomalous Uncle!! The disciple knows his mistake and doesn't dare anymore, woo woo ......."

He wailed and dragged him away.

There is no doubt that the master of the air crash is the alien, and the alien will definitely kill the rebellious man of the air crash: "Save me...... Save me...... Don't...... Taishang Ancestor ...... Ancestor Uncle Ancestor ......"

Should!!

This is retribution, the fate of the traitor: "Puff~Puff~~Puff~~"

Hakuba smiled too.

I don't feel that the sun is slanting in the west, and it is good to enjoy the shade under the tree.

The merit and fame are deeply hidden, and the white horse has no reins.

The white horse walked over, his eyes were black and bright, and he blinked as if he was narrow, and he was clear and wise: "Herod's law~~"

Zhu Dashao: "......"

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It's really weird, a horse is laughing~~

Obviously, it's ridicule, which means, you idiot!!

This is not shameful enough, what is embarrassing is that Zhu Dashao was actually scared away, and he didn't even dare to let out a fart.

Of course, that's the surface.

Late at night.

Zhu Dashao, at least one hundred and two ways to humiliate that white horse to death and beat it into a dog!!

But that's also tomorrow.

Didn't eat all day, all day, all day.

Don't talk about steamed buns anymore, it's really hard to digest, Zhu Dashao squatted in the toilet alone, only to feel uh-huh, nowhere to talk about desolation~~

Not far away, the plane crash was also a person, who was locked in a small black room, facing the wall.

Still crying, whining.

If there is a problem, it must be solved, and it will be a matter for the future: "Whew-"

Taking a deep breath, he lifted his pants and stood up, still ready to show compassion again: "Amitabha-"

Door.

"Air crash, do you know what is wrong?"

Behind the door.

"Ah, Taishang, Taishang Patriarch, Uncle Taishang, is it you, is it you, is it Taishang, Ancestor, Great! Taishangzu ......."

The latch is outside.

"Listen to me, shut up first!!"

"Yes!!"

"Air crash, do you know what is wrong?"

"Yes! Disciple knows his mistake!!"

"Good, good, hahahaha, since that's the case-"

Da Shao laughed and walked away: "Then you can go on, face your wall!hahahahaha!!"

Air crash: "Hahahahahaha!!"

Zhu Dashao: "??"