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Zhu Dashao was shocked, the plane crash must have been crazy: "Hahahahahahahaha!!"

Of course, this is a delaying tactic, the plane crash looked up to the sky and laughed, then stretched out a finger, and said in a mysterious tone: "Uncle Taishang Ancestor, I have a big secret here, would you like to hear it?"

Zhu Dashao: "Hmm~~"

"Ahem! That's right, every third watch in the middle of the night, Uncle Taishi must ride a white horse and go to the back mountains to hunt. ”

"What, hunting?"

"Yes, go to the back mountain, go through the back door, there is a forest in the back mountain, there are many pheasants in it, you can-"

"This!!"

This is really a big secret, the plane crash Taishi Uncle is naturally the Master of the Se Miao Fa: "One person, two jars of wine, three chickens, the Taishang Ancestor and Uncle Ancestor, you can always imagine-"

Enough is enough, understand people, point to point.

"Kala!" With a bang, the door opened, and the Taishang Ancestor Uncle was full of spring breeze, and said cordially: "Air crash, are you hungry?"

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Since I was born in a plane crash, I have never eaten a bite of meat.

Originally, he had no teeth and couldn't eat, but when he got teeth, he became a monk and was not allowed to eat.

Of course, the air crash is not an exception, and more than 200 monks in the White Horse Temple are not allowed to eat meat or drink alcohol.

The only one who grows hair, drinks alcohol, eats meat, includes scolding the street, pickling girls, and has no taboos is the master of the color magic method, because the color magic master has the highest generation and the greatest ability, and no one can control it.

That was before.

Now that the seniority is higher, the ability is greater, and knowing this big secret, there will definitely be some action.

The action is, for the heavens!!

It's too much, more than 200 monks dare to be angry and dare not speak, Se Miaofa must have been reincarnated as a starving wild cat in his last life, and he actually had to eat three chickens every day?

Scum!!

In the middle of the night, there was no one around, and two people walked happily on the path leading to the back mountain, and the journey was smooth.

It's here.

In the back mountain, there is indeed a forest.

But there was no pheasant, not a single ghost, only chicken feathers.

Chicken feathers are colorful and beautiful, and can be used to make feather dusters, and a thousand are enough.

It is conceivable that killing chickens is not counted, and in order to satisfy his appetite, the scum of Se Miaofa has no face: "Air crash!!"

"Yes!!"

"The two of us, the soldiers are divided into two ways, search!"

The woods are not big.

But the branches are old and strong, and the canopy is majestic, enough to cover the sky and the sun, and I can't see my five fingers.

But there is a little light.

There was only a little light, beating like a candle.

That's the magic of color.

Sure enough, there were three chickens, and sure enough, two jars of wine.

And a horse.

White horses, white Seomy, white chicken and salt, bright yellow flames light up the black night, everything is holy.

The chickens were roasting on the fire, and the horses were asleep by the fire.

Se Miaofa holds a small brush, dips it in soybean oil, and brushes it carefully.

Extremely slow, extremely quiet.

Such a scene is easy to make people have the illusion that people are stunned in place, thinking that they have seen a ghost: "cough!!"

Here we go.

Of course, any cow ghost snake god can't bluff Zhu Dashao: "Lust Miaofa, can you be guilty?"

Se Miaofa smiled: "Uncle Shi, you have something to say." ”

Zhu Dashao: "Hahahaha, good for you, good for your lustful method, okay! Let me ask you, what are you doing?"

Semifa smiled: "Make chickens." ”

Zhu Dashao: "Do, what are you doing with chicken?"

Semifa smiled: "Hospitality." ”

Zhu Dashao: "What, wait, haha! Actually steal food by yourself, and dare to be cunning!! What about the guests? What about the guests?"

As a result, it was unexpected: "Three people, three chickens, one for each person, how?"

At that time, the chicken was half-ripe, and the strong fragrance hit his nose, Zhu Dashao couldn't help it anymore: "That's not possible, you have one, I have two!!"

After a while.

Da Shao sat on the ground, munching heavily, and his mouth was full of oil.

That incense, needless to say, I really didn't expect that the craftsmanship of this person is actually quite good, and he is worthy of making chickens.

And it's humorous, it's worth a try.

Eating chicken, Zhu Dashao heard him say: "I really didn't expect that I waited for thirty years to wait for two." ”

He also said: "If there is meat, everyone eats together, everyone drinks wine together, and good things are just for everyone to share together, right, Lao Bai?"

Lao Bai: "Puff!"

Just snorted and bit down: "Click!"

Bite off half a chicken, clatter and chew, and squint, it's a very enjoyable look~~

After a while.

Zhu Dashao couldn't help but ask, "Horses also eat meat?"

Then I saw Lao Bai put his mouth into the wine jar, took a sip, and smiled~~

Any taste can be cultivated the day after tomorrow, and Lao Bai's favorite food is chicken butt: "Air crash, are you hungry?"

Crash?

It was the other one of the two soldiers, and Zhu Dashao had almost forgotten him: "Huh?"

It's a shame, the coward of the air crash has been hiding behind a tree all the time, not daring to show his head: "Uncle Taishi?"

At this time, he walked out, and pretended to pass by: "Disciple is in a plane crash, meet the Taishi Uncle Ancestor, the Taishang Ancestor Uncle Ancestor!!"

Semiaofa smiled: "Air crash, do you eat meat?"

Air crash: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha can't see it, it's an air crash, you can't eat it!!"

Having said that, people are also serious, but the chest of the plane crash is already wet, causing a large area of yellow monk's robe to turn black: "Click!!"

After a chicken is eaten, it is old white.

And a chicken, plus a jar of wine.

Se Miaofa smiled slightly, did not say no, and went away~~

Lao Bai was drunk and followed.

And a chicken, plus a jar of wine.

Zhu Dashao ripped off a chicken leg, munched on himself, and began to drink and have fun, completely as if no one was around-

And half a chicken.

And half a chicken!!

The air is unbearable: "I want it too, I want it too!!!" This chicken is mine, my !!"

As he spoke, he rushed up, fighting hard in the style of a hungry tiger pounced on food, and opened his teeth and claws: "I led the way! I also have credit! You, Taishang, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

However, Major General Zhu stood upright, raised one arm high, and was two meters tall: "Haha, you deserve it!!"

It should be like this, duplicity: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha can't see it, hahahaha! I told you to pretend! I told you to pretend!!hahahahaha, you pretend again, pretend, you pretend again, you ~~"

In the air crash, even if you stretch your arms, you are only one meter two high, and you can barely jump to one meter three: "Give me! Give me! Mine! You bully people! You bully people! I don't care about me, anyway, it's just, ah――――――――――――――――――――"

Lose your marbles.

Crazy and crazy, Zhu Dashao laughed and said: "Hahahahahaha!!"

Air crash, crying.

Later, I found out that it was useless to cry, the ancestor was really a hard-hearted person, and he didn't seem to know what it meant to respect the old and love the young: "Delicious, delicious, delicious!delicious!delicious!fragrant!fragrant!woo~~~~!!"

Seeing that, half a chicken, and only a quarter of it was left after a few bites: "Okay!!"

In this case, the plane crash had to resort to the killer weapon again: "In this way, Uncle Taishang Ancestor, I still have a big secret here, do you want to know?"

Zhu Dashao: "No~Want~~"

Originally, tease him: "Actually, Uncle Taishi hunts every midnight and three watches, and comes to the back mountain to drink and eat meat, all of which are one kind, one kind, all fake, pretended, and deceitful!!"

Zhu Dashao: "Ha~~Ha~"

"At the foot of the hill opposite, there is a nunnery. ”

"What, nun?"

"In the nunnery, there are two nuns, an old nun and a small nun. ”

“......”

"The old nun is the old friend of the Taishi uncle, so every midnight three watches, in the dead of night—"

"Se Miaofa, this obscene monk, will-"

"Not bad. ”

"And then?"

"And then?"

"Then, isn't there still one, um~~ inside, little nun?"