"Sigh Rhythm! Sigh Rhythm! Sigh Rhythm Rhythm Rhythm ~~"

Lao Bai is laughing, it's not surprising, Lao Bai is also rolling around and laughing, showing a perverse posture: "Ahhh

Air crash: "Mrs., too ......"

The air crash also felt that the head was big, how could there be a bubble of falling from the sky, but he looked up to the sky and laughed and fell into no coincidence: "Ka! Ka! Ka gag ~ ~ gag ~ ~ poof!!"

Vomiting, vomiting, worrying about the stomach, turning over the river and the sea for a while, tears burst out of the corners of his eyes: "Water-water-"

No water, but there is wine: "Purr ~~ Purr ~~"

You have to gargle: "Poof!poof!poof!!―――――――― !!"

Okay: "Gash ~"

What does chicken poop taste like?

It can only be said that it is light and rare, but the aftertaste is endless: "cough cough cough, cough, cough!"

Air crash: "Worthy of the ancestor and uncle, your old man is really like a thing, and he is clever! There are chickens on the tree, there are chickens!!"

Semhow: "And maybe eggs." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

The tree was tall.

Listening to the gossip of the two of them, Zhu Dashao was evil and attacked: "Allegion! Allegation!

And Lao Bai: "Shut up, shut up, you, you, and you!!, shut up the beak for me!!"

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......

......

It's just an accident, no accident.

But if this revenge is not avenged, if it is not for Zhu Dashao, the entire forest will be destroyed today: "Seize it! Seize it!"

Still with two knives like the wind, entering the slashing mode: "Die! Die! All die!!"

At that time, the roar of rage, the branches and branches, including the air crash and the color of the magic method, all frightened him: "Too, too, too ancestor and uncle, your old man is angry, angry~"

Nao, alas, the big tree is too thick, and people are like grasshoppers: "Poof!"

At this time, Lao Bai stood up, shook his head helplessly, shook his tail, and looked excited: "Click, click, click!"

That's a signal.

Yes, pheasants are there, and there are a lot of them.

Se Miaofa smiled slightly, and floated up, as if there was nothing: "Air disaster, pick up some firewood." ”

Then, on horseback, he flew away.

Ran like a cloud, with an elegant gait, the plane crash just watched like that: "Yes, yes, teacher, teacher, uncle......"

There's a word called whimsical, and the plane crash has never been learned at all: "Wow!!"

"Snatch, snatch!" Zhu Dashao, cut until he forgot his feelings: "go! go! go, let's go-"

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......

"Okay!Hard enough!Count you ruthless!!" After a while, he hugged the tree and gasped, only hating that there were no two axes: "You, you wait, don't be too arrogant, cough cough! Wait for me, wait for me, damn pheasant, dare to ...... Tai Sui's head"

After a moment's breath, he shouted, "Air crash!!"

This is thirsty, reaching out for wine, but there is no reaction from the air crash: "!! on the wine"

When I looked back, there was no one.

When I turned around again, I saw behind me, the plane crash stared at the sky like a stupid bird, and opened his mouth: "Ho ho...... Flew ...... Flew away...... Ho ho ho ho ......"

The idiot of the air crash is really speechless.

Zhu Dashao didn't bother to take care of him, so he picked up the wine jar on the spot and poured two sips, then wiped his mouth and laughed: "Good wine!

Smiling eyes, he looked at the tree again~~

After luck, deep breathing: "Heh―――――――――――――――――"

Harvest: "Calling !!"

Then he shook his arms, squatted on his horse, sank his shoulders, bowed down, and reversed to the tree to hug a bear and shouted: "Get up!!"

Obviously, this is to emulate Lu Zhishen and uproot the weeping willows: "Wow, yes, yes~~"

Pull out for a while.

It can only be said that the bigger the tree, the more developed the root system, the body of this tree is thicker than Zhu Dashao's waist, even if it is a hundred Lu Zhishen collectively drink and pull it together, it is the same, for nothing. Of course, this is a gesture, a spirit, a strong performance of perseverance, the tree can not be uprooted, but it must be overwhelmed from the momentum. Pull it out for a while, cut it for a while, cut it for a while, pull it out for a while, thirst for spirits, don't be afraid of dying of exhaustion, anyway, tonight this tree must lie down sideways anyway, and get a disgraceful tragic death when it offends a person who can never be offended: "Click!"

Finally, Zhu Dashao cut off a piece of bark and successfully hit the body of the tree: "Papa~"

The bark fell to the ground.

Da Shao hugged the tree and gasped~~

But when he saw the air crash, he rushed over and quickly picked up the bark, and cheered: "Okay! The firewood is here!

Firewood?

Who is here to chop firewood, Zhu Dashao is not a woodcutter: "Great, great, too high ancestor and uncle, yes! It is this kind of bark, it is very easy to make a fire, and it will ...... at one point."

"Yes, yes, you keep chopping, chopping more......"

"Yes, I have to pick up some hay, dry branches, dry leaves...... in the plane crash."

"Dry wood, fire, burn, roast chicken......"

"Sizzle~~Ha!!, let's da~~ It's so fragrant, it's delicious, it's just, it's fragrant and ......"

In this way, the plane crash talked to himself, drooled all the way, and walked away.

If he had a choice, Zhu Dashao would never have children in his life, because children are synonymous with big troubles, giving birth to a big trouble, giving birth to a bunch of big troubles: "dry firewood, fire, barbecue, pheasant? also, sizzle ~~~~"

Da Shao leaned on the tree and sneered secretly: "Idiot, there are no chicken feathers, **** go, you !!"

It's quiet.

The plane crash is gone, and the world is quiet.

The moonlight is like water, the branches are mottled, the quiet mountains and forests are cold nights, boring, and the wind is bleak.

At this time, Zhu Dashao remembered someone: "Huh, what about people?"

And a horse: "Lust?

It seems to have disappeared suddenly, but has it ever been again: "Lao Bai - Lao Bai -"

Odd.

Looking up at the sky, the stars loomed.

Blank for a while, dazed for a moment, the magic of color, isn't it a chicken?

Semiao is a chicken, and Zhu Dashao is a chicken, but why did he have to pick up dry firewood in the air crash, and he was drooling......

Grilled chicken!

Set up a chicken perch, where do the chickens fall from the tree?

Hahahaha, I see, the color magic method has its own magic method, and it is easy to catch a chicken: "There is!

Falling asleep, and talking in his dreams, Zhu Dashao was too tired today, tired, tired, cutting trees and shaking eggs, and being beaten by Xingxia, so he fell asleep while holding a tree: "What a big one! What a big one!!"

What a big pheasant, flying in that dream: "Big, big, big!!"

It turned out to be a hen that laid an egg, and Dashao hurried to pick it up, lest the chicken fly and the egg hit: "Bang !!"

It's a big egg, and the palm of my hand is warm in my dream: "Ah~~Ah~~Ahhh~~"

The little chick broke the shell, the beak was pointy, and I saw pity: "The little monk is wonderful, please meet the master and uncle." ”

How to be enlightened and relieved?

This is retribution, Se Miaofa is a chicken in this life, and he has to be a chicken in the next life, and he can't be a duck if he wants to: "Such an egg lays a chicken, such an egg lays an egg, such a chicken lays an egg, the world knows it." ”

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can only say that the chicken is the same as the duck, and Zhu Dashao can only say: "Okay, I've convinced you, you can really pull you~~"

First the chicken, first the egg?

Eggs first, chickens first, it is better to have this question first, it is someone first.

There is no right or wrong in the world, including the answer to the question, the two are the same, and it is generally a deduction -

People are human, right?

Yes, yes, yes, and then push up, yes, yes, no one in the world.

Yes, yes, yes, you can push down, yes, yes, yes, and there is one person.

The first person, if it can be called a person.

The last one is the legendary god.

If so, reciprocate.

If God had created man, the phoenix would have given birth to eggs, and the pheasant in the dream was the phoenix, and the phoenix laid eggs and called it so: "Big, big, big!!"

It turned out to be a hen that laid an egg, and Dashao hurried to pick it up, lest the chicken fly and the egg hit: "Bang !!"

It's a big egg, and the palm of my hand is warm in my dream: "Ah~~Ah~~Ahhh~~"

The little chick broke the shell, the beak was pointy, and I saw pity: "Meet the master and uncle, the little monk is wonderful." ”

How to be enlightened and relieved.

Like a dream.

If so, reciprocate.

In the dream, I saw Lao Bai, whimsical style, walking slowly, wandering on the blue waves~~

The breeze blows the hills, the crown is covered with waves, a man and a horse, walking silently, really like a dream bubble, like dew and electricity-

Occasionally see a pheasant, pick it up.

The pheasant is unconscious in a dream, and everything is natural, like a flower blooming and falling, like picking a ripe fruit on a branch.

Ignorant and unconscious, a shock and death, a pheasant dies without knowing it, one.

Two.

Three.

It is worthy of the magic of color, so elegant, no wonder the pheasant roasted bones are crispy, better than meat.

The plane crash came back, holding a hug of firewood.

Lao Bai, landing.

Lao Bai can't fly, never will.