Tongue, actually hit someone?

This is really a big mistake, there is no need to wait for the master to come back to punish, the tongue is already a sin, and he is ready to apologize with death at the moment: "Ah!"

If it weren't for Zhu Dashao, his tongue would have slammed into the south wall: "Bang!!"

At that time, his tongue was about to jump up, and he wanted to kill himself, but when he saw that the monk slapped his mouth fiercely, he said apologetically: "It should be beaten! The little monk was confused for a while, his words and deeds were informal, and he hated and offended the female Bodhisattva~~"

The tongue was stunned: "Bang, bang, bang!"

There are three on the left side of the face, and there are also three on the right, Zhu Dashao slapped his five mouths in a row: "Sin! Sin! Isn't it just that you deserve it, it's you who beat you, a thief!!"

The words were still unfinished, and he snapped again: "Ah!!"

The tongue screamed, the tongue couldn't understand, how could there be such a person in the world: "Tongue~~"

At that time, his tongue stretched out his little hand, and he wanted him not to fight again, but how did he know that Zhu Dashao took advantage of the situation to catch her, and with a sincere face of remorse, he said bitterly: "Does your hand hurt?"

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Such a person can be called a sage, and he actually took all the faults that did not belong to him and took them all the way!!

Oh my God, how can there be such a person?

Not only was his tongue incomprehensible, but he was also so moved that his head turned over and overwhelmed, and he wanted to cry and couldn't speak: "Does it hurt? Does it hurt? Oh, look at this, the palms of my hands are red and swollen, I'll blow it on you-"

"Negative ~~Negative ~~ Negative Negative!Negative ~~!!"

A trace of coolness, the palm of the hand into the bottom of the heart, the road is the heart of the water-stopping realm, how to come to the slightest ripple~~

Heartbeat, and then emotion~~

Addicted, even indulged.

But at this moment, why bother smiling and smiling, I saw that the bald head of the big one was round and uncast, just like the warm sun rising: "Ah~~"

My Sun!!

At that time, the tongue really wanted to lead a song, although I don't know why he was slapping his face with the back of his hand just now, but he was blowing the palm of his tongue with his mouth, but it doesn't matter, the seed has sprouted~

A delicate little hand, caressing the sleek bald head.

Rubbing, rubbing.

It feels pretty good, I have to say, my tongue pursed my lips and laughed silently~~

Wrong is wrong, sin is sin, from now on the world of the tongue is no longer just the fence rhubarb and the master, this is another him~~

It turns out that when you love someone, your heart is always full.

That's it, that's it.

The tongue stands, reaching out and stroking Dashao's head~~

Da Shao bowed down, indicating that he was as well-behaved as a cat, and there was a dog squatting next to him, and his face was full of incomprehension.

It's like, a painting.

......

......

......

Old nun, come back.

When the old nun came back, it was already the third watch in the middle of the night, and everything was silent.

The tongue sleeps.

Rhubarb also slept.

The first assassination operation was aborted, just because Team Leader Zhu sharpened his knife, waited left and right, and did not expect that the vicious old nun would be late.

Shameless, obscene!!

You say for a woman, and an old woman, especially a nun, and an old nun.

Did you come home so late?

Have it?

When I came home so late, I must have gone out to have fun and have a private meeting.

If Zhu Dashao is her husband, she will definitely be questioned, tried in every possible way, and investigated to the bottom of the matter, accurate to every minute, every second, every time period, every detail of the place, people and events, so as not to be stained green.

But Zhu Dashao is not her husband, Zhu Dashao is a killer.

A killer also has to eat, and just eating dry rice is not Zhu Dashao's style, it is-

In the woods, there are many pheasants.

But in the middle of the night of the third watch, it was just a legend, anyway, Zhu Dashao still didn't see half a pheasant in the whole process like last time, and saw chicken feathers all over the place: "Grab it!"

Se Miaofa, riding a white horse, is waiting for him to come and hunt pheasants: "Take!"

However, waiting left and right, thousands of calculations, I just didn't expect this damn old monk to be late: "Take!!"

Ten forbearance, enter the door.

"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-to-a

"Air crash?"

Don't you know that you didn't wait for the old monk, waited for a little monk, and dragged a knife with great effort: "Brother, disciple is in a plane crash, worship, meet the Taishang Ancestor, teacher, teacher, huh!

Okay, okay, don't kneel down, but the question is: "What are you doing in the plane crash?"

Isn't this nonsense, this, the air crash took a breath for a moment, and replied honestly: "Back to the Taishang Patriarch and Ancestor, the air crash is here to practice!"

Practice?

Zhu Da Shaoqi said: "Practice?"

"Yes, practice martial arts, sword skills!" "Air Crash took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled: "Bodhidharma, Eighteen Styles!!"

No wonder, bring a knife.

Half a day.

"I see, I see, hmm~~" Zhu Dashao sighed and said, "It's okay, it's okay!"

It turns out that the air crash is true.

Going out without permission and not returning home at night, these two felonies alone are enough to drink a pot of air crash, not to mention a mouth full of wine and greasy oil, there is no doubt that the air crash was also severely beaten by the alien monk. No wonder the plane crash limped, pouting with a butt and pulling a crotch away, Zhu Dashao also had a deep understanding at this time, and was deeply touched~~ Unexpectedly, two flowers bloomed, it was a sin, the same time and the same place was the same ass and eggs were slammed with a ring ruler, and the nuns and monks were generally good!

The same, basic.

Then, let's practice together: "Take, take, take!"

In general, knife practice begins with cutting down trees, and Zhu Dashao slashed hard: "Air crash, come! Let's practice together! Take! Capture! Capture!"

Cut for a while.

The plane crash was full of envy, and sighed regretfully: "Taishang Patriarch Uncle, this knife is very heavy, and the disciple has exhausted all his strength, but it is unexpected, and he can't afford to lift it......"

"Okay!" Da Shao suddenly laughed: "I'll come!!"

Chop again for a while.

The air crash was full of envy, and he said with great admiration: "It is worthy of the ancestor and uncle, he is really born with divine power, and he ...... bow left and right."

"Puff~~"

Lao Bai is here.

Lao Bai suddenly appeared in the woods, and not far away, a click was about to appear: "Disciple plane crash, meet Uncle Taishi!!"

White robe and white horse, white beard and white hair, the color of the magic method slowly walked over: "Little monk color magic method, meet the master and uncle." ”

Masters, seniors, one is more advanced than the other: "Take!"

Let me also take a look at the plane crash: "Unknown uncle and ancestor, why did you come here?"

"Catch chickens. ”

"I don't know my uncle, why did you cut down trees again?"

"Catch chickens. ”

"Erect a roost tree, where will the chicken fall from the tree?"

"Run!"

"When the tree falls and the chickens fly, where do you catch the chickens?"

"Cut down trees!"

"There is a forest in the back mountain, a forest of thousands of trees, and thousands of trees are cut down, where is the chicken?"

“......”

Yes, all air crashes know that chickens can fly.

Especially pheasants.

Even if the Taishang Patriarch and Uncle Ancestor worked day and night, imitating Yugong and slashing hard, razing this entire forest to the ground, he would never be able to catch a chicken.

At this point, the air crash thought that the Taishi Uncle Ancestor had stumped his Uncle Tai, that is, the Taishang Ancestor of the air crash, so the air crash was still too tender.

"Take!!"

The last knife fell and plunged directly into the trunk of the tree, Zhu Dashao wiped his sweat and took two breaths.

He replied, "It's endless, I'm still here talking nonsense with you, I'm sick!" Yes, I'm cutting down trees, I'm cutting trees, I'm not cutting trees to catch chickens, I'm not cutting trees for anything else, I'm cutting trees for ......."

Se Miaofa, dumbfounded: "Exactly, why?"

"Practice the knife!" The air crash suddenly realized, dancing and shouting: "Hey, hey, haha! Open the bow left and right, and kill the double sword!!"

"Wrong!"

Da Shao shook his head and said with a sneer: "Whoever has practiced the knife, you have practiced the knife!

The plane crash was also dumbfounded: "Ah, practice !!"

Whether it is the ancestor or the ancestor of the Supreme Patriarch, it is obvious that the realm has been higher than the air crash and the color magic method added together and multiplied by three: "I, I am just idle and have nothing to do, chopping and playing." ”

Air crash: "Huh?"

Semifa: "Ha!"

This can be understood, how do you know that there is a follow-up: "Besides, pheasants sleeping on the tree, they will definitely build a nest, I cut down the tree just to try, inside, can you give it two eggs, this is called, cut down the tree and shake the eggs!!"

Taken from, the allusion of knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger.

The air crash was completely confused: "Shock, shock?"

"Wonderful, good~~" Se Miaofa was convinced: "If you build a nest on the pheasant tree, you must lay eggs on the tree, if not, wouldn't it be in vain?"

So far, the big and young have won.

"Isn't it, do you still need to ask?" is Yi Zhi was complacent, looking up to the sky and laughing: "Haha!ha

"Horn~~"