Chapter 2: The Surrender of the Dead

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple who became an old goblin! The old goblin is so cute, and he can still rely on pretending to be stupid and cute, what are you relying on! You are a toad monster!" The Taoist priest hummed and chirped all the way, and the old man secretly laughed behind him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Master, what are you singing? Why are you so messy? I don't even understand. Jiang Zi was jumping up and down with great joy, because the Taoist priest had just praised him.

"I'm singing ...... Don't ask! I'll take you to eat roast chicken later! I'll tell you, your master, my chicken is a must!" the old man went to the villagers and told them the good news. The Taoist priest also took Jiang Zi to look for game.

"Master, why did the pheasants go to the graveyard to find them?"

"Because the grave is easy to make a nest, and it is sparsely populated, where do you say you are here?"

"Uh-huh! yes, yes. It makes sense!"

"What's reasonable? Like an old man? old-fashioned, look at my dragon claw hand. After speaking, he pulled Jiang Zi over, and Jiang Zi giggled and laughed.

Xuandao Mountain, the golden boy stood on the peak of the mountain, looking at the clouds fluttering below, his face was cloudy and uncertain, and he didn't know what he was thinking. From his bosom, he took out a black jade pendant-like object, with an ancient font engraved on the front: God!

"In vain, all power cannot be achieved overnight! Nothing can be obtained in vain, there is a price. You must see through this!" Above the clouds, Xuan Qing looked down at the apprentice under his feet and thought to himself.

On a moonlit night, in the bamboo forest, the Taoist priest and Jiang Zi were roasting chickens, six. It's quite cold and shady in the bamboo forest, and the bamboo is not as mild as other trees.

Walking into a person from outside the bamboo forest, his face looks like he has been blistered.

"Master, why is that person so white?"

"White, white is tender, you see that little white face is white, isn't it soft rice?"

"Then he's a little white face, Master, he seems to have a grudge against you?"

"There are so many enemies of mine, how old are you?" said the Taoist priest, turning his hand and pointing to the man behind him. The Taoist priest didn't notice that the man was a zombie, and the Taoist priest had his nostrils facing the sky, and he was extremely arrogant. Jiang Zi behind him also laughed non-stop.

The arrogant appearance of the Taoist priest is really bearable, but the zombies can't bear it. Therefore, the zombie opened its mouth and bit at the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest was so frightened that he could see that this was the zombie mutation! The corpse making of immortals is really wonderful! This kind of immortal who does not take human life as his life is the most hateful, the most hateful, and the most killable. Thinking about it, the zombie didn't think about it, and gave a fist to the Taoist priest's small stomach, and knocked the Taoist priest into the bamboo forest, the Taoist priest suddenly felt full of stars, humming and chirping, and he didn't dare to slack off at all, and quickly pulled the bamboo to stand up, Jiang Zi ran behind the Taoist: "Why is he so fierce? Why is his strength so big?"

"He's disobedient, he's eaten too much zombie fruit, look how I clean him up! "The Taoist priest and the zombie confronted each other, and the Taoist priest didn't have anything in his hands, so he didn't dare to go up. Zombies want to see the right time and fight more happily!

The Taoist priest stepped back and forth on the Seven Star Steps, as if he had epilepsy, and his whole body trembled and trembled to death. After a while, where is the Taoist priest twisting, have you ever seen the scene of earthworms jumping around? It's almost the same as that! The zombies are all stunned, and they will fight if they want to! What is this going on? Stomach cramps? The zombies looked at the ******** expression on the Taoist priest's face, and the hard zombie face couldn't help but twitch.

When the zombies saw that they were a little engaged, the Taoist priest picked up the ginger and ran outside. "Fool! Why don't you run?"

"What is there to be afraid of those who eat fruits?" The Taoist priest was silent for an instant, originally intended to not stimulate Jiang Zi, but he didn't think that he would block his mouth. The Taoist priest took Jiang Zi and ran to the village, and hurriedly gathered everyone to come over to tell everyone the bad news.

"Everyone, listen to me first, I'm afraid this zombie has been saved by that damn immortal again! Originally, this zombie was bound to die, but now it is similar to us ordinary people, you should quickly hide, don't have ......" Everyone dispersed at once, "Don't come out." The Taoist priest was shocked, and finally slowly spit out the last few words. "Master, why are they so scared?"

"They...... Hmm~ have done a lot of bad things, you don't want to do too many bad things in the future!Remember?" the Taoist priest thought about it, and finally touched the half-sized ginger hair, the ginger hair is very soft, and you can rub it around gently, which is very comfortable. "Well, what the master said is right! I never do anything wrong! I don't do anything wrong, and I am not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. They're all afraid of ghosts!"

"That's right!"

"Master, then do you think there are any ghosts now? What are ghosts? What are you doing here, Master?"

"Master is drawing talismans, come and let me teach you to draw talismans, this is cinnabar, this is wolf pen, this is talisman paper. Use it to draw symbols. Jiang Zi didn't have much interest in drawing talismans, obviously he wanted to know if there were any ghosts in this world.

"Master, are there any ghosts?

"Ghost, it's not awesome, anything to your master is a matter of a snap of a finger. ”

"Huh~ Master, you liar, you can't beat that zombie. ”

But the face that was said was a little red, and he opened his eyes and said with his head open: "You are too young to understand the realm of the master." Little Jiangzi, do you know what it means to be strong and let him be strong, and the breeze blows the hills!

"Huh~ Master has a lot of excuses!"

"What is an excuse? I don't understand! Can that be called an excuse? That's not an excuse, it's an explanation! You don't understand!" The Taoist priest forcibly explained a wave and continued to draw himself Fu ignoring Jiang Zi! It's better to be yourself. Jiang Zi watched the Taoist priest for a long time, only to see the zombie sniffing the popularity and walking over slowly.

"Master, look, he's coming. He's so fierce, you can fight it yourself, I'll hide. Jiang Zi pouted his ass and walked towards the people behind him!, "Hey, you kid, why are you like this? You left your master alone?" The Taoist priest was holding a large pile of rune papers, and there were a lot of things in front of the table to catch ghosts and take corpses, but he trembled from the heart! Since ancient times, it has been recorded in the mountain gate: corpses can continue to cultivate and strengthen themselves, and once the corpses are great, they can suck the blood of the world. Once they see this kind of zombie, the disciples of the Daomen cannot retreat, desperately stop it, and report it to the master.

Originally, zombies can't suck the blood of Taoist priests, and Taoist blood has the protection of telekinesis and their own essence. But the zombie in front of him can obviously suck his own blood...... When the time comes...... Report to the division first. Can they save it...... If you don't come, you'll still have to die. The Taoist priest cried and took out the messenger: "Hey! Potato...... Woowoo...... Meet the zombie boss, potato meets the zombie boss...... Strange! I heard a squeak!"Just listen to the "chirp over there!" "My chicken, you fuck a chicken!Lao Tzu is dying! I met an old zombie! Report to the teacher!" "Senior brother, don't worry, I've already reported it?"

"Come, Lao Tzu is fighting with you today! Come here, there is a kind of you don't bite me, I won't bite you!" The Taoist priest raised his head and held a peachwood sword with tears streaming down his face, stuffing all the useful and useless on the table into his body. The zombie face is pumping, as if it is laughing, but which zombie face is pumping, I don't dare to look at it!

"Hurry like a law, Uncle Lao Jun listen to my orders! Listen to my orders! Listen to my orders!!Zombies, look at the sword!" The Taoist priest raised his hand and stabbed the sword fiercely. Peach wood wards off evil spirits, this is a very old saying, but peach wood can't stab the zombie in front of him at all, the Taoist priest knows that the big thing is not good, he looks up and smiles and says: "Misunderstanding and misunderstanding! You let me go down, let's have a good talk, Lao Jun is my uncle, you have to think about it carefully!" The zombie was unmoved, and opened his mouth to bite the Taoist priest's white neck. "It's over! I haven't been to the Qinglou yet, it's the biggest regret of my life!"

The Taoist priest closed his eyes and waited for death, but he didn't feel bitten, did I give him anesthetic? This zombie is quite considerate!

"Master, what are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you run? Like a fool?" Jiang Zi was holding a stone on the tree, obviously, Jiang Zi had smashed a zombie just now. The zombie was very angry and wanted to raise his hand to smash the Taoist priest over, but just about to let go, he grabbed it back tightly. Maybe the zombie's heart is like this: You are stupid to me? I will smash it, in case I don't hit you both and run away! If I hit it, I may not be able to catch up! The Taoist priest is so uncomfortable that he died!

Still holding back 10,000 discomforts and said: "Little rabbit cub, zombies are so powerful! How can I run away if I hold on so tightly? You have been with me for three months! I don't even believe in my wit! I don't need you to save me." I can defeat this zombie myself!" the Taoist priest opened his teeth and claws in mid-air, and the zombie twitched his cheeks appropriately, expressing a strong ridicule of the Taoist priest.

"Can you still defeat such a powerful zombie? Forget it, just your little trick, it's okay to scare children!" Jiang Zi sat on the tree and shook his feet, pointing to the Taoist priest's head. "What? My trick can only bluff the child? You come down for me! You come down for me!" the zombie quietly looked at everything in front of him, dumbfounded, and probably didn't have enough head.

"Big brother zombie, your nails are growing, loosen them a little, my flesh hurts so much! The zombie seemed to understand, and his hand gradually loosened. The Taoist priest immediately struggled with joy, and the zombie grabbed it firmly. The painful Taoist priest kept screaming. Jiang Zi above laughed heartily: "The Taoist priest is stupid, the Taoist priest is stupid, the Taoist priest is a toad! The Taoist priest is stupid, the Taoist priest is stupid, and the Taoist priest twists like a pig!"

"Wow, wow, wow! You little rabbit cub! Is it easy for me to raise you for three months? I eat ten chicken legs, and you have eaten them for me, and I haven't beaten you or scolded you! Do you say I'm easy? I've been kind enough to feed the dog!" The Taoist priest sobbed in a low voice, and the zombie was stunned! This person is full of feelings, and tears come when they are said, but I can't, and the zombie tried hard to sobbed his face and didn't squeeze out a single tear!

"Hmph...... Such a big person! Crying and crying like an old lady! What a shame!" After speaking, he smashed the stone in his hand towards the Taoist priest's head, and the Taoist priest suddenly turned into a smile on his face, his hands flew in the air, and he smashed into the zombie's face when he caught something.

With a "bang", the zombie's whole body was wrapped in thick smoke, and the zombie was blown up so painfully that he covered his face and let go of the Taoist priest at once!

The Taoist priest turned over and turned into water again, and then applied it to the peachwood sword and stabbed it again! This time, I can only burn a large cigarette, which makes the howl of the zombies even more terrible. The zombie bent down and waved his hand and hugged the Taoist priest again.

"Hey...... This kid has to be sent to death! Unlucky kid! I can't save you either!" Jiang Zi slipped down the tree three or two times, muttering as he ran!

The Taoist priest's heart is broken at the moment! Isn't this a cheap hand? Why the hell did I poke it again? Am I a cheap hand? Which hand poked it! Chop your hand!

Zombies are happy, this Nima, back to the roots! This Nima can return to the roots! Sometimes people...... No...... Corpse, lucky, your queen mother can't stop it!

The zombie carried the Taoist priest to the tree where Jiang Zi had stayed, sniffing left and right like a dog!

"I said, zombies, is it good to be professional? Zombies have to look like zombies! You see you're really ashamed of zombies now! Like a dog!"

The zombie opened its mouth again and bit at the very white and tender neck of the Taoist priest, and suddenly a basin of dog blood splashed over! And the sentence was splashed: "Take a bath! Take a bath!" The zombie was splashed with a cold heart, that heart! At this moment, it is a cold and cold wow! I can use this for dinner? You still push back when you eat!

The zombie howled angrily, jumped and grabbed the ginger, and sent it to his mouth.

Above the peaks of the deep mountains, clouds come and go.

"How's it going to do what I ordered you to do?"

"Young Pavilion Master, that corpse is about to become a living corpse, and then you can find something for the Young Pavilion Master!"

"Well, yes! I'll reward you when the time comes! I'll go first, be careful. This is not far from Xuandao Mountain, remember to be careful!"

(I have a deep experience of that Taoist priest.) I used to play Blind Monk, although I knew that I was dead in the past......! But...... I firmly believe that I can show off the other person......! I, I, I'm dead!)