Chapter 3 Little Taoist

It is said that the powerful zombie was just about to open his mouth to drink blood again, only to hear a thunder in the sky, a thunderbolt, a thunderbolt, a thunderbolt is quite frightening. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoActually, it's just about to rain.,Thunder is a weather forecast!The zombie thought that this thunder was coming to split himself.,Look up at the sky.,Don't understand the meaning of God too much.,Carry the two of them to find a big tree to hide.。

"Master, this zombie is a fool! people, corpses are easier to be chopped under trees!" Jiang Zi said a little unhappily.

"Yes, yes, zombies are most afraid of lightning strikes! Especially zombies who have become elves. A corpse like her can be chopped up!" As soon as the zombie heard this, he made sense! and ran to an old house.

"Master, this zombie is so dirty! I don't know what kind of illness will be in the future!" Jiang Zi was even more unhappy. "Yes, yes, I've heard that syphilis is in such a small place. Syphilis...... Oh my God, it's going to get smaller and smaller!" The zombie heard this, it makes sense, we can't get along with ourselves, right! Then he ran into a large open space in front of a large pond, opened his mouth and bit at the Taoist priest.

"Oh, Master, it's going to rain heavily! This pond is going to be full, look at that, look at that!" Jiang Zi pointed blankly. "Yes, yes, zombies are most afraid of water. When the time comes, it doesn't matter if we can swim! But you, big brother zombie, can only kick your legs in the water!"

The zombie is in a hurry, mother's! I can't go anywhere, I'll drink you two first, and I'll find a place to go! "Uncle Zombie, you can't drink him! He has syphilis! Yes, he wants to drink me!" Jiang Zi said nonchalantly. As soon as the zombie thought about it, syphilis is not good, drink without syphilis! When he opened his mouth, he bit Jiang Zi's neck.

"Big Brother Zombie! Don't drink him, he has syphilis! Look at his cock! You can't drink him!" The zombie stared at the Taoist priest's deep little eyes, which probably meant: Are you stupid to me? Syphilis at such a young age? Don't lie to me. The Taoist priest also understood the little eyes of the zombie: "Big brother zombie, some things are difficult to talk about! Do you know! Since I have syphilis, he has had it!" The Taoist priest seemed a little shy, Jiang Zi turned his face to say that he didn't know anything, I was very aggrieved! The zombie seemed to be moved, and he didn't know how to say anything with the two of them!

"Evil beast, still not dead?" A thunder exploded in the sky, and in an instant, the zombies turned into a rain of light, and there were little bits. The Taoist priest and Jiang Zi were caught by something like cotton and did not fall to the ground, and the Taoist priest knew that this was someone from the master's sect, and he was afraid that he was from the source faction. Jiang Zi didn't know who the person was coming, but he always felt that the person who came was very powerful, at least much stronger than the master in front of him, and this cotton was so comfortable, elastic, and thick!

A white-bearded old man slowly fell from the sky, and the Taoist priest didn't remember who it was. But as long as you are a person from the source school, you are higher than your own generation, this is the rule. And this old man has to bow too.

The Taoist priest stepped forward and bowed: "Longhu Mountain apprentice, meet the patriarch!" The Taoist priest pulled Jiang Zi to worship together. The old man above laughed heartily: "The little Taoist priest is so powerful! Poor Dao has been watching it for a long time! This zombie seems to have a little wisdom to work!Don't do this in the future, you still have to have real skills to subdue demons and eliminate demons!" After speaking, the Taoist priest helped the two of them up and gently touched Jiang Zi's face. The Taoist priest knelt on the ground again: "Patriarch, this is Jiang Zi, he is still young, and his roots and bones must be good, please ask the ancestor to open the mountain gate and bring Jiang Zi into the fairy gate!"

"Oh, why?"

"I know that immortals in this world are people who have cultivated the Tao, and I don't want Jiang Zi to follow me for the rest of my life and become a nameless Taoist. "Master, you don't want me anymore? I won't leave! I don't want to go! I'll kowtow to you, don't push me away. Jiang Zi knelt in front of the Taoist priest and kept kowtowing to the Taoist priest. "Jiang Zi, listen to me, Master doesn't have the ability to take you well. You cultivate well, come back and come back to the master, won't the master be blessed then?" the Taoist priest also whimpered. After a hundred years of cultivation, you can get a trace. He had also heard this, and he wanted to say to Jiang Zi in his heart: "You cultivate hard, you must endure the loneliness, and you will learn something in the future to add some soil to me!"

"Your master-apprentice fate is not over, even if I have a fate with him, I can't accept apprentices in vain. All the fate of the world is quoted. When we have fate, we will naturally meet!If he has an immortal fate, he doesn't necessarily have to ask me to bring it!" Xuanqing Daoist said with a beard. After speaking, he stepped away, leaving behind the two who hugged each other with joy.

"Damn, Young Pavilion Master, that zombie was dealt with by Xuanqing!

"Pay attention to what you say, he has a very high prestige, he is trustworthy in his words, he is virtuous and virtuous, or be respectful!"

"Yes, yes, Young Pavilion Master, let's get out of here quickly! Daoist Xuanqing will soon find him!"

"Okay, let's go!" After speaking, the figures of the two flashed, and then Xuanqing's figure appeared in this cave. "It's a step too late......!" Who the hell is this? Who is this person? Who is harming sentient beings like this? Let's go back and talk to the senior brother in charge! Let the disciples pay more attention.

Time is fast, within the capital.

"Jiang Zi, did you see that big beauty, go and fool her to me!" The Taoist priest attached to Jiang Zi's ear and whispered a few words, and pushed Jiang Zi over,

"Miss, have you been suffering from pain in your lower abdomen lately, accompanied by a trace of blood?" Jiang Zi shook his head and said! The woman lowered her body and asked, "Will the little Taoist still look at this?"

"No! I won't look at it! My master taught me!" The woman pointed and saw that her face was all red, a lewd middle-aged uncle, his nose and eyes were almost squeezed together! The woman walked over and picked up a basin of water for washing vegetables next to her and splashed it over: "Dead rascal!" After speaking, he left, and he didn't know how to leave! "Jiang Zi, I didn't let you say that Xinyi Langjun is in the East, and the beauty is thousands of miles away! Why did she splash me?"

"I don't know why! this woman is weird!" Jiang Zi said indifferently.

"Then did you see that fat man, pull it over for me!" said the Taoist priest. "Well, that's fine!"

"Master, your eyes are rosy, you're going to be lucky lately! Wrap you up like a cloud!" Jiang Zi stopped the fat man and said. "Really, that's a good feeling! Let's go!"

Jiang Zi's ability to solicit customers is not blowing, and he is really condescending to be an old bustard!

This time, the Taoist priest took Jiang Zi to Zuixianglou to eat roast chicken, the roast chicken came up, the Taoist priest drank a few cups first, and then took a closer look, the two chicken legs were gone, and the two chicken wings were gone!

"I said, Jiang Zi, you can eat it too well, you eat the chicken legs and chicken wings for two, why do you eat them so fast?" Jiang Zi ignored the Taoist priest and continued to eat by himself! The Taoist priest couldn't help it, so he ordered a few side dishes and brought up a pot of tea. "Eat slowly, don't choke!" the Taoist priest poured Jiang Zi a few cups of tea!

"Jiang Zi, do you want to eat ramen? I'll make it for you? Swallow your tongue!" The Taoist priest didn't wait for Jiang Zi to agree, and went to the kitchen of the restaurant! After a while, he heard someone in the kitchen shouting: "Boss, someone is drunk and smashing the field!"

After a while, someone shouted: "Boss, this Taoist priest is going to kill someone!" Many people rushed to see it, and they saw the kitchen with knives flashing, flames rubbing, and the board crackling! After waiting for a while, the Taoist priest came out of it: "Today, the poor Taoist invites you to eat ramen, although it is served, you are welcome!" The Taoist priest took a big bowl, bent his waist and moved from the left and right of the crowd before walking in front of Jiang Zi, and as soon as the big bowl was put on the table, his fingers rubbed his fingers into his chest: "Scald me! Scalded me!"

As soon as Wang Luo ate it, it was really good, the soup was thick but not thick, and there was a strong fragrance coming to his nose when he smelled it! The noodles were strong and the heat was just right. Jiang Zi gave a thumbs up, and the Taoist priest smiled smugly!"I can make what I have eaten! I will make it for you to eat slowly! You will be blessed!"

After eating, I was full of wine and food, and my stomach came out of the restaurant!

"Master, where did I come from, why did I call Jiang Zi such an ugly name?" Jiang Zi looked up and asked suspiciously.

"You and I have a great fate, so we met! And Jiang Zi's name is not unpleasant! It sounds better than any other name! What do you think?" The Taoist priest said very generously, "That's it! You say it sounds good!" Jiang Zi hugged the Taoist priest's thigh and climbed up to his neck. "Hey, you stinky boy is like this again! What about a few steps?"

"I don't want to walk. I am tired and want to sleep after eating. ”

"People have inexhaustible strength after eating! You can't do this?" stinky boy...... "The Taoist priest looked up and wanted to say loudly, but when he saw that Jiang Zi was asleep, he stopped talking. He muttered silently: "If you cultivate well, you will be able to live for a long, long time! Silly boy, you don't want to go yet! What a stupid person! I don't understand anything! I still pretend to know everything!"

On Xuandao Mountain, Wanqi Sect.

"Master, what are you calling me for?"

"Apprentice, you've been following me for a long time! I haven't taught you Taoist skills, can you blame me?" Xuan Qing stood on the top of the peak and said to the golden boy behind him.

"How dare I blame Master? What Master does has its own reasoning. ”

"You still blame me. That's it, I'll teach you some skills! One skill is called Flying Heaven and Earth, and the other is called Ten Thousand Swordsmanship......

"Master, the apprentice wants to learn that ten thousand sword techniques!" the golden boy did not hold back his joy, and hurriedly said.

"Okay, I'll teach you the Ten Thousand Sword Technique!" Xuanqing Daoist didn't look unhappy when he was robbed.

"When using ten thousand swords, you must have a correct heart, and those who are too evil will not only not be refined to Dacheng, but will be dragged down for life because of the characteristics of the sword!" Xuan Qing said earnestly to the apprentice in front of him who didn't know what he was thinking.

"The apprentice knows! "The golden boy can't hold it anymore.

......

"Senior Brother in Charge! Recently, someone outside has done that corpse-making and harming business, and I also ask Senior Brother in charge to gather righteous Taoist friends to be careful!" The head of the seat slowly opened his eyes: "Senior brother, your prestige is not low, why do you come to beg Senior Brother and me? Are you afraid that I won't be able to hang on my face? Haha, Senior Brother is too worried!" The head smiled and floated down from above.

"Senior brother, you are the master, you call on Taoist friends to help change your name! Senior brother just wants to teach more disciples, it's time for me to give him some skills! I have been in the beginners for ten years, and I haven't taught skills yet!"

The master seemed to be about to fall asleep, and then opened his eyes and looked at the junior brother in front of him and said: "At the beginning, the old master said that you will be tired by the apprentice for the rest of your life, you have to keep some heart, and it is not bad to be careful in everything!"

"Senior brother, everything is fate, since you are tired by the apprentice, you are tired, you are tired! What else can this old bone do? Even if I am tired, as long as the apprentice can contribute!"

"Hey, you, it's time for me to decide the next head! Wait for the next meeting of elders to decide who will be in charge! Do you remember how we decided to be in charge at that time?"

"Remember, at the beginning, the master beat the ten elders all over again before leaving all the three places on you, me, and Chihuo, at that time...... Hey, we're tired too!"

"Master has always thought that you are the most suitable to be the leader, and then Chihuo and finally me! I didn't expect that in the end, I became the leader! Hey...... It's really ......."

"Even if there was no such thing at the beginning, senior brother, you are still in charge!

"Forget it, I'll say it all...... I will take it seriously if the immortal corpse makes a corpse to harm the world, and I will never tolerate such a person!"