Forty What is it to be done?
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Needless to say, the ten forbearances must be raped first and then killed, raped 10,000 times and then killed 10,000 times, and then put in a cage and parade through the streets 10,000 times: "Why? Why?"
But there is a premise, which is to be capable: "How? How?"
There is a fence gate.
Zhu Dashao can come and go at will, one foot in the door, one foot outside the door: "Impossible! Impossible!"
But the tongue, including rhubarb, can't get out: "Wangwang, Wangwang!"
Rhubarb means, if you want to go, there is no way!
No matter how many methods Zhu Dashao used, he finally succeeded in holding the hand of his tongue: "Come again! Come again! I don't believe in evil, come! Let's go together-"
Soft and slippery, a good little hand~~
His tongue was red, and he struggled hard, and he didn't seem to be very happy: "Ah~ah~"
But the tongue doesn't talk about the courage to resist, and he doesn't even have the consciousness to resist at all, so he dragged him out of the door with a belt: "Go !!"
Step out of the door, and his hand is empty: "Huh?"
My heart is also empty: "Tongue!!"
The two people, separated by a door, looked at each other: "I'm going! hell, how ......can this be?"
And a dog: "Woohoo!"
All right.
It must be admitted that the evil old nun is still quite a bit of Taoism, this must be an invisible magic circle laid out with a bamboo fence, Zhu Dashao understands this.
It was precisely because I understood, so I made a quick decision and changed it to a forced demolition: "Little meaning, look at me!!"
"Click, click, click,
I worked hard for an hour, endured the trauma and pain, and was so tired that I was foaming at the mouth, before I finished dismantling: "Catch it all and kill it!!
Zhu Dashao is the real person.
If you don't dismantle it, you won't dismantle it, and you can't let a bamboo poke it on the ground: "Tongue ......"
As a result, take a look!!
The tongue stood in the door, and next to it lay rhubarb: "Wang!!"
It can only be said that the fence is still that fence, and the door is still the door~~
Nima, the front is in full swing, the back is privately built in a mess, and the speed is so fast, Zhu Dashao didn't notice it at all: "This! Who did this?"
Very good.
If you can't make a plan, you will have another plan.
If the fence cannot be broken, people cannot be saved, and this point does not need to be proven.
Now there are two options, one is to stay and wait for the old nun of the Ten Ninja to come back and kill her, or to be killed by her.
The second is to run away alone and run back to move the rescuers.
Originally, the first was the next policy, and the second was the best policy, but Zhu Dashao chose the first one, in order to surprise and do the opposite.
Or because, a strong and distinct personal style: "Is there a knife, is there a knife?"
There is a knife, a hatchet.
Broken wood knife.
Zhu Dashao took the firewood knife and began to sharpen: "Click, click, click~~"
There is no whetstone in the courtyard, only a pot stove, and Zhu Dashao rides a stove to grind on the edge of the pot: "Bang, click, bang!boom!boom~~"
After grinding for a while, I tried the knife edge, but I saw my tongue panting and groaning, and I brought a few pieces of wood from the back of the room.
Then, gently place it in front of the stove and stack it neatly.
Then obviously, he was very grateful, stared at Zhu Dashao deeply, and walked away with a red face.
What does this mean?
Da Shao was stupid for a while, and he was still intoxicated by the charm at that glance: "Wang!"
Rhubarb: "Wow!!"
Rhubarb, at all, is an overseer: "Wangwang!!"
The firewood knife was originally used for chopping wood, and there is no need to prove this: "Hey-"
Zhu Dashao sighed, deeply worried.
To sum it up.
Zhu Dashao, tongue, rhubarb.
With two people, plus a dog, it's time to unify the front.
First of all, we must have the same goal, the same external work, work together, coupled with the belief of victory, and fight a beautiful turnaround.
Of course, the goal is there, the team is formed, and a leader is selected at this time.
A wise and resolute leader.
Is the tongue OK?
Not at all, the tongue doesn't talk about the leader, and the leader dog can't.
The greatest ability of the tongue is to be obedient and believe in four principles in dealing with the world: First, if you are good to me, I will be good to you.
Second, if you treat me badly, it must be that I did wrong.
Three, if you want to beat me and scold me, I will let you beat and scold.
Fourth, let's talk about it after scolding and fighting.
Do you understand?
Don't say that you can't be provoked, your tongue doesn't know that you can hide if you can't be provoked, and you can even say that this unbearable word "forbearance", the tongue doesn't know what Teacher Cang created it for. For example, if you are walking on the road in a good manner, and suddenly a stranger rushes over and rounds his arm and slaps your two big mouths, if this situation is an ordinary person, such as Mo Xu's first reaction is why? Why did he hit me? Did he recognize the wrong person? And if Zhu Dashao's impulsive type doesn't need to go through his brain at all, he just goes up and slaps his four big mouths, and then says, this is called a man. Of course, there is a difference between men and women, if you catch up with how many such femme fatales and femme fatales are women, they will be stabbed a long time ago, and I don't care why you are, I will stab you to death first.
This is going to the extreme.
Just day and place with the tongue, the tongue's first reaction will be at least: there are eight.
So, the tongue doesn't work at all.
The tongue is not good, and the rhubarb is even worse, you can't let a dog act as a leader, not to mention anything else, what about a meeting?
One can't speak, one can't speak, so there is no choice.
Next, make a plan.
Blindly and brutally acting is counterproductive, and only a detailed, rigorous, scientifically demonstrated, and scientifically proven plan is the guarantee of action and the foundation of implementation.
Action Goal: Ten Shinobi.
Plan of Action: Assassination!
Target task: Eliminate the ten ninjas and save the tongue.
Program details: TBD.
Assassination team members: main attacker Zhu Dashao, first assist rhubarb, bait tongue.
Operation Codename: ZDS!!
Perfect.
It can only be said that it is too perfect, especially this one codename.
When individual heroism and the strength of the team are perfectly combined, and it has reached the situation of blending water and milk, and getting rid of the traces, what a powerful living force it will be.
How terrifying it is!!
Well, everything is ready, all that is needed now is a mobilization meeting, a ......
Rhubarb, got it?
"Wow!!"
Well, it's still a little difficult, it's a lot of grinding, so let's get the tongue done first and say, "Tongue-tongue-"
The tongue is chanting.
When the tongue recites the scriptures, it is like an old monk entering meditation.
There is consciousness, there is no sense, there is no joy, there is no joy, the tongue is closed, the eyes are closed, the futon is elegant, the light is holy.
Yes, the tongue goes to extremes.
The tongue is the nun who is most like a nun, just like Zhu Dashao is the monk who is the least like a monk: "Wow!!"
The shoulders are shaved, the ears are round, and the tongue can't hear any movement when chanting: "Haha! The tongue is !!."
But that palm slapped on the shoulder, and the six seven-strings broke in unison: "Bang~~"
The tongue is unconscious.
But the ears were red: "Hmm~"
The voice was so subtle that no one could hear it: "Tongue, tongue?"
"Hmm~"
The voice is too grandiose, as long as you listen with your heart: "Bald, bald, hahahaha! You have me~~"
That monk, stop quickly, how can you touch someone's head with your face?
Hurry up, stop~~
The tongue can't speak, but it has ears: "Haha tongue, don't pretend, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, if you pretend to chant again, I'll just-"
Ah~~yah!!
The tongue can't speak, but there are still hands, and touching the head is not enough, and the hands are still slipping down: "Gurgle, cluck, cluck, ......"
"Smack!"
It turned out to be a fly!
What a big one!!
The two of them were stunned at the same time, this was the first time in their lives: "Huh??"
Rhubarb rhubarb, come and see: "Wangwang!"
A mosquito that hit a fly with his hands, is that a joke?
"Wang !!"