Prologue 2 Elephants, Tigers, and Rabbits
[Silence Dao], the little animals that eat grass want to be responsible for the animal world, and hope that all animals eat grass. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Proposed by the Aryan prince Shakyamuni, the method was that lions and tigers restrained themselves and grazing with rabbits.
It's a pity that history has proven that lions and tigers will not voluntarily give up eating meat.
Not only that, but the lion and tiger also improved the Tao of Silence: If you obediently let me eat it in this life, you will be blessed in the next life.
Up to now (2016), this kind of thinking has been reduced to a synonym for third-rate countries, a means for the foolish people of second-rate countries, and is not worth practicing.
[Evolutionary Dao], the tiger and the wolf are allied and want to be responsible for the animal world, and the representative figures are the ancient Jewish rich man, the cynic Meng Ke, and Aristotle.
In a nutshell - the law of the jungle, free competition - Tiger's "Dining Etiquette and Meat Eaters' Equality League and Food Management".
The evolutionary school advocates sensibility and opposes mathematics, advocating that 'hypothetical first, then propagation, and all people believe in it, which is the truth'.
From a perceptual point of view, "The Theory of Descent" seems to make sense, and it is indeed better to be a carnivore than a herbivore.
When the food is plentiful, it looks like that, too.
Unfortunately, carnivores are not a necessary part of the animal world, and only a few people can become carnivores.
When herbivores are eaten up (colonial plunder), tigers and lions are always forced to devour each other (American and German civil wars, European civil wars).
After two successive world wars, the theory of evolution, and the idea of democracy based on it, can be said to have gone bankrupt.
[The Tao of Creation], elephants want to be responsible for the animal world, and the representative figures are Moses, Lear, and Plato.
The Tao of Creation advocates rationality, advocating 'observation first, then hypothesis, then verification, careful examination, and ultimate truth'.
In the earliest days, the position of the Tao of Creation was for all rabbits to grow into elephants.
But the rabbit prefers to be a pig rather than an elephant.
In history, only in the middle and late stages of troubled times, after troubled times, did the rabbits convincingly welcome elephants.
However, the Tao of Creation is the only truth, and it is recommended that Liu Mi practice it seriously.
"Hahaha, it's funny, why don't you talk about cross talk. Liu Mi had to admire someone's big brain.
I love to listen to your serious nonsense.
All the problems and achievements in the centuries-old history of mankind, in your eyes, are the fights in the animal world?
Your brain is so big, why don't you go to heaven?
Liu Mi turned out the modern history behind the document, starting from the Age of Discovery, to appreciate the development history of the animal world:
In the Middle Ages, elephants defeated the Norse barbarians, and Europe was briefly ruled by elephants.
In the 15th century, the elephant age in Europe ended, tigers and wolves appeared on the stage of history, and Europeans returned to the old path of plunder.
In the 16th century, the Age of Discovery began. Tigers and wolves run around the globe, hunting for fresh rabbits and sick tigers.
In the 18th century, the bourgeoisie, represented by the lion, tiger and wolf, persuaded the proletarian rabbits to obey their command and completely kill the rotten old elephant.
In the mid-to-late 18th century, most of the world's small and weak countries were divided up by the great powers.
In the 19th century, when the European tigers divided the world, the craving for meat could not be stopped, and they devoured the workers and peasants internally.
In the middle of the 19th century, an elephantist named Max punched a rabbit in the face with a stack of data: Wake up, the number of tigers and wolves is full, and you will never be carnivores. Your only way out is to build a herbivorous elephant society.
In the late 19th century, there was a severe shortage of food and an overabundance of meat-eaters. Some bourgeoisie, such as US imperialism, can only eat themselves, the US Civil War.
In the 70s of the 19th century, the capitalists updated their weapons and increased their strength. The expansion guided by the "Theory of Blood" began, and the world's agricultural powers were divided one after another.
At the beginning of the 20th century, there were more wolves and less meat, and World War I broke out. Russia, under the guidance of ghosts, established a society of super rabbits (elephants).
At the beginning of the 20th century, the theory of evolution was completely bankrupt, and in order to avoid the return of the 'elephant' and to fight against the super rabbit, the theory of relativity was rushed to the ground.
In the twenties of the twentieth century, the Flesh-Eater Alliance was formed (the birth of the Big Five) and the Flesh-Eaters admitted that they had to control the number of hunters. There are some wolf states that are deprived of the right to hunt.
In the 30s of the 20th century, the crisis of meat scarcity broke out, but the herbivores took the opportunity to grow, and the defeated wolf country Germany took the opportunity to fight back. World War II broke out.
In the middle of the 20th century, Germany was defeated again, and the world returned to the confrontation between carnivores and herbivores. There was reconciliation among the carnivores.
At the same time, a large number of works and currents of thought were born that slandered the 'elephant', and Plato was labeled a '' during this period.
In the middle of the 20th century, the United States tried to breed Huaxia into pigs. supported the Qingtian Pig, but the Qingtian Pig was beaten all over the ground by the rabbit and was driven into the sea.
In the mid-to-late 20th century, rabbits and eagles were raised, woolly bears were raised as pigs, footpot chickens were raised as pigs, pigs were raised in the Middle East, and pigs were raised in the Middle East.
In the late 20th century, rabbits found that herbivories and carnivorous food were dead ends (herbivore was beaten by hairy bears, and carnivorous was beaten by eagle sauce), so they mustered up the courage to break everything and rebuild from scratch, choosing to eat grass and meat. During this period, the situation is changing, and both the hairy bear and the eagle-chan hate the rabbit.
The hairy bear instigated the small animal to attack the rabbit, and the rabbit was beaten by the hairy bear and the eagle sauce in turn, gritting his teeth and not admitting it.
The rabbit decides to never ally (recognize the boss).
In the nineties of the 20th century, the hairy bear was killed. Eagle Chan declares that 'elephants do not exist, tigers are the truth'.
In the mid-to-late 20th century, carnivores were closely connected, global layout, while devouring domestic small animals, Eagle Sauce focused on raising pigs in the Middle East, the Middle East, the Middle East, the Middle East, and the Middle East, and every 10-20 years, Eagle Sauce led the team to kill pigs and eat meat.
In the international community, countries have gradually recognized the hegemonic face of carnivores: Europe and the United States monopolize the right to eat meat, treat the whole world as pig farms, and will not allow other countries to join the meat-eating class.
In the 21st century, rabbits have finally cultivated giant pandas, giant pandas can eat meat but love vegetarianism, rabbits prove that [creation first, fairness as the criterion, competition as the supplement] this routine is feasible!
The rabbit threat theory is rampant, and Eagle Sauce says that "the rise of rabbits will step on tens of thousands of bones, which will lead to World War III".
However, the little animals have long been proficient, they don't say anything, just wait for the rabbit to repair the high-speed rail to their home, and teach the most advanced [Giant Panda Vegetable Planting Technique] by the way.
The rabbit thinks it's time to exalt the path of creation and make a name for the vegetable growers.
But the European Wolf Pack Parliament does not recognize that pandas can eat meat (market economy), and the rabbits are not happy.
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"I'll go, this brain hole, this nonsense, it sounds like that!" Liu Mi smiled, pondered carefully, and the hairs on his body slowly stood up.
It seems, more than just?
However, if I want to abandon the "Theory of Evolution" that I have believed in for more than 20 years and change my belief in the "Theory of Creation", I cannot accept it emotionally and my stomach cannot accept it!
Isn't it just to eat meat?
"Hey, Cha Lili, is there a way to eat meat?"
"Your requirements are quite high, but there are really, not only can you eat meat, but there are also a lot of vixens to sleep on, do you want to try it?"
Okay, it can't be better, I just like Bo~Ba! Liu Mi thought so, and suddenly dizzy.
Before he was unconscious, Liu Mi had only one thought in his heart: Cha Li, your grandson, you are so poisonous!