On a chatting app, Liu Mi was listening to tea reasoning. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Cha Lili is Liu Mi's high school classmate.

In high school, the two didn't have much contact, and they were even strangers.

But after all, it's a high school classmate, and there has always been trust, and there seems to be a tacit understanding.

Later, when I was in college, Liu Mi studied engineering, and tea science and science at the same time.

Because of the different speed of brain calculation, Cha Lili likes strategy games, and Liu Mi likes to watch Lianlian, and there is no common language.

Talented people are always jumpy, and after graduation, Chali disappeared for several years, and only suddenly appeared in the last two years.

Cha Lili claims to be a cultivator, and it is said that he has achieved success in cultivating the Tao, and he is already a level 9 monk, and he has supernatural powers.

As an engineering dog, Liu Mi is a bit stupid, but not stupid.

Liu Mi doesn't even need to guess, he knows that the ideal of tea is fooling people.

Monks, after they feel that the ox is broken, they have to open the altar to preach, open the house to accept disciples, or else they will do something.

Cha Lili also knocked on the side, and talked about philosophical schools, mathematics, and worldview models many times.

However, Liu Mi was busy with work, even busier in sleep, and had to find time to eat sauerkraut fish, so he didn't have the energy to study Gaoda.

Liu Mi prefers practical things to theories, such as when you put a magic power and open your eyes to the little engineering dog.

It's a pity that the student of Cha Lili objected to the abuse of supernatural powers, and Yizheng refused the request of the engineering dog, and also sent a stack of reading catalogs.

After reading these books, you can also have supernatural powers.

Damn, I don't plan to be president, what do you mean by recommending so many books to me, and send you a sentence of 'don't read too many words'.

After eating the closed door, the tea theory disappeared for half a year, and then when it came out again, his eloquence was already comparable to that of Mr. Guo.

Liu Mi just happened to fall out of love, idle and bored, listening to his nonsense, he should listen to cross talk.

After listening to it a lot, I found that what Mr. Cha Lili said also had some truth.

Brainwashing is invisible, sycophants are like massage, and CX is not so powerful, right?

Everyone hates sycophants, but people with soft ears just love to listen.

It's as if you know that the has bad intentions, but you have been holding back the fire for a long time, and the kneels down again to serve you comfortably. Then he said he wanted to say hello to your chrysanthemum, you generally can't resist, you can't resist.

If there are two villains living in people's minds, Liu Mi has no doubt that his two villains have already leaned over and lifted their buttocks, waiting for the villain surnamed Cha to visit.

"Oh my festival!" Liu Mi covered his face, unable to prevent his soul villain from getting lost in the fart.

No, no, no, my soul villain has been poisoned!

"Cha Lili, tell me about your monastic theory, I'm quite bored today. Liu Mi said cheaply.

Cha Li was very patient and replied quickly:

"The mouth cannon was cool for a while, but it was empty in the end. ”

"To practice, you must first have a theory and a factual basis. Verify theories with facts and choose carefully. ”

"There is reason and evidence, from 3 to 2, from 2 to 1, from 1 to yuan, in order to say that you have achieved enlightenment. ”

"After preaching, you must be in harmony with the Tao and preach in all directions, so that you can be regarded as a positive result. ”

Hearing, testing, preaching, communes, preaching...... None of these links can be missing, and none of them can be wrong.

"Stop! I know all of this (although I don't know, but I feel powerful, I don't read many words), let's just talk about how to cultivate. Liu Mi glanced at it and typed.

"One thing to be clear, do you want to worship God, or do you want to cultivate?" asked Cha Lili rhetorically.

Is there a difference?

"Worshipping God is a bargain to kneel before God. You kowtow to God, and God bless you and make you feel at ease. It doesn't affect life. ”

"Monasticism is a long study after God. You study God, you know God, you learn God, you become God. Cultivating life does not rule out making your life bad. ”

Liu Mi's eyes rolled, and he asked very sweetly, "Can I choose to worship God?"

"Yes, you find a well-known big V, or any religious place, kneel down and pay the money, and accept the brainwashing with devotion, whatever they say, you don't have any doubts. ”

Damn, I'm not afraid of brainwashing, but you didn't say you wanted to burn money, I'm an engineering dog and I'm poor, so I'm okay.

Liu Mi made an embarrassed expression, "Then I'll still cultivate." ”

"Monasticism is hard...... Do you remember how you felt when you learned Newton's laws?"

What, Newton's first law?

It seems that the object has inertia and is moving at rest or at a uniform speed when it is not subjected to force?

Liu Mi was confused, what is the relationship between monasticism and Newton's first law?

"Newton's law of inertia, objective facts, what's wrong?" Liu Mi asked in a daze.

"The first time I came into contact with Newton's first law, the whole classroom was full of mourning, and you were all stunned, lying on your desk, unable to accept it. ”

Hey, hey, Liu Mi looked at the sky, "Yes, I don't remember." "Damn, who will deliberately remember their own troubles, you a**.

"Worship is emotional, but monasticism is rational. If you choose to be a monk, you will have to accept the new Newton's laws every day. ”

Liu Mi took a breath, snapped his fingers and began to calculate the gains and losses.

After calculation, Liu Mi found that there was a conflict between cultivation and sleeping, and there was no conflict between worshipping God and sleeping.

"Is it too late for me to choose to worship God?"

"No," Cha Lili immediately refused, "You think I'm idle and bored (to talk to you)?"

Damn, your chat is really poisonous, you covet my young mind chrysanthemum!

However, Liu Mi thought about it carefully, and there were not many high school classmates who were still in contact now.

Chat friends like Cha Lili who are sent to the door (automatic, conscious, interesting, non-sticky, do not occupy energy, do not occupy time), die one less one.

Last year, if you don't give him face, he 'died' for half a year at once.

What if you don't give him face today, and he 'dies' and never comes back to life?

No, you can't hit anyone in the face and you can't hit Cha Liri's face.

"Okay, I'll teach with you. "Fool you first, go in your left ear and go out in your right ear, and continue to listen to your cross talk.

If we are questioned about the progress of our cultivation, we will say that we are too stupid and slow in our cultivation.

Anyway, the sky is on different sides, can you still come to check the progress of my cultivation?

"Very well, first of all, let's talk about the sermon. Hearing the sermon is the foundation of monasticism. Listen to whose (direction) it is, decide whether your efforts are meaningful or not. ”

You first have to count how many kinds of ideas and theories there are in the world, and make a classification of these ideas and theories.

"Your sister!" Liu Mi was immediately unhappy, I don't know if the Reaching Out Party is prevalent now, you actually let me do it myself?

"Kneel for you, pass me the results of your statistics!"

"Do it yourself!"

"No! I know you must have information, but you forgot that we copied out of friendship. "You weren't that stingy in high school, although I wasn't much of a bird at the time, hehe.

Cha Li was speechless.

But after more than ten minutes, he still sent a document.

Liu Mi opened the document and glanced at more than 5,000 words.

"If you don't look at the words, I'll look at the title. ”

Skip the main text and glance at the subheadings.

The classification of tea theory is rather bizarre, and it is not classified according to religion, science, and race.

Rather, it follows: [Silence], [Evolution], [Creation Dao].

Originally, there was a lack of interest, but Liu Mi is now interested.

"Look at other people's brains, how can they be so tall, tsk. ”