It's dawn. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

At the edge of the woods, on the grass, two monks slept.

One is called horizontal seven, and the other is called vertical eight, with the posture of looking up at the sky and the earth, forming a killing ten.

There is no doubt that they are all drunk.

I was going to go over the mountains and mountains at night and go to the nunnery to catch the traitor, but the plane crash shouted that I had to drink a sip of wine to strengthen my courage, but I chatted while drinking, and the conversation was very high, and I actually poured the Taishang Ancestor Uncle and Uncle down. If you want to say that sleeping on the stomach of the ancestor of the Supreme Patriarch, it is really like lying in the clouds, that cool, comfortable, I don't know what heaven and earth are. Since it's a sweet dream, you have to do it, the vicious old nun, the poor little nun, the big hero who does chivalrous and righteous is the air crash, the air crash is strong in martial arts, and it is even more wise and brave, the power can subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger, and the wisdom is better than Zhuge Kongming, don't say that the ancestor is too much, the ancestor is an idiot at all, and his IQ is even inferior to the empty brother-

Empty brother, half crazy and half stupid.

Three poles on the sun.

It was Zhu Dashao who woke up first, because he was holding his breath and couldn't breathe.

Sleeping on someone's body can easily cause symptoms of cerebral hypoxia, heart congestion, night sweats, and numbness of hands and feet~~

Therefore, when Zhu Dashao found that he had lost the command of his entire body, and his head was as big as a fight: "Air crash! Air crash! Ahhh

"Air Crash !!"

At that time, it was called the ground, and it was like a difficult birth, but the air crash thunder couldn't move: "Ahhh

He also said in his dream: "Damn it, my pants are wet, sizzle~~ It's so cold!!Empty brother, hurry, let's find a place to hide, or the master will blow his beard and stare when he sees it, and lock the two of us in a small black house, house, teacher, master?"

Abnormity?

It doesn't matter, anyway, dreaming, the key: "Master, I didn't wet the bed!!, this is the rain, this is the rain, this is the rain-soaked !!"

No wonder, I feel that half of my waist and abdomen are cold, and half of my buttocks ~~

At this point, there is nothing to say, the plane crash will definitely die.

After a while.

Wake up from the plane crash.

It stands to reason that the plane crash is already dead in his sleep, but the plane crash does not know: "Ah, it's not good!!"

Diapers, there is no doubt that this air crash has experience: "Ya Ya~"

Fortunately, the Taishang Patriarch and Uncle Ancestor were still asleep, completely unconscious: "Huh, is it raining?"

"Strange, it's clear that the sky is blue and the sky is cloudless......"

"Taishang, Taishangzu ~~ Uncle Shi?"

"Strange, strange, it's amazing, it's just a sudden change in the wind and clouds, rainy and ......"

With that, the plane crash was gone.

At first, it was a walk, one step at a time, and three times back!!

Then it's running, running all the way, and going away from the dust~~

Where you come from and where you are going, everything is a dream, as long as you believe it.

This made Zhu Dashao miserable again.

Zhu Dashao woke up again leisurely, just at noon, in the middle of the day.

Open one eye, close one eye, open one eye, close one eye, light and dark world, world bright and dark.

Poor, pitiful.

It's a big dream, but it's a fragrance of lips and teeth~~

Suddenly feel unwell......

Hurriedly sat up, looked at it, and was surprised to see a large piece of wetness, which was actually urinating in his pants!!

Dazed for a moment~~

Zhu Dashao sighed: "Hey!!"

It's a shame, I've grown so big, I actually sleep and wet the bed, but fortunately, no one sees it~~

The strange thing is that at this time, the bladder is swollen and the urge to urinate is super urgent!

What's the situation?

Finish urinating.

I just feel that there is nothing difficult in the world, and life is fast, so I simply take off my pants directly, including the inner underwear~~

Leave.

You have to find a place, wash it, dry it, and put it back on.

As a particular person, Zhu Dashao had no choice, didn't he know that he stopped and looked for a road, and there were no rivers and streams at all.

But there is one family.

A family, fenced, stands alone at the foot of the mountain.

Bamboo, wood and reeds, two huts.

Ordinary people.

At this time, the smoke of the cooking was curling, and when it was time to eat, there was a yellow dog around a pot: "Wangwang! Wangwang!"

It means, it's time to eat!

The raw rice has been cooked into cooked rice, and Zhu Dashao has already smelled the unique fragrance of rice after more than 120 meters, as if there is a bamboo tube: "Wangwang!"

But at this time, the yellow dog had already discovered Zhu Dashao: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!!Whoa~~"

Only through the fence door, I didn't bite it, but the meaning has been expressed: "This is my territory, my territory is my decision, if you don't want to die, get out of !!" Of course, Zhu Dashao himself is a dog lover, but the dog that Zhu Dashao loves has died, many years ago. Since then, Zhu Dashao has never fallen in love with any dog, and he no longer even believes in the existence of true love between humans and dogs. At this time, across a door, facing this vicious dog barking for no reason and deliberately hurting people, Zhu Dashao also raised his eyebrows coldly, and even more tit-for-tat: "You! Shut your dog's mouth! Get back to your kennel! Hold your tail, get out!"

Generally speaking, simple human words can be understood by dogs.

So the yellow dog, obediently shut up, clucked his tail between his legs, and rolled back to his kennel.

So when Zhu Dashao snorted coldly, pushed open the fence door, and walked into the courtyard as if he had entered a no-man's land: "Someone ......"

A yellow light flashed, and the two rows of canines were snow-white: "Click!!"

Insidious, what a sinister dog, he actually knows how to capture and lure the enemy deeper: "Ah――――――――――――――――"

In the scream, Zhu Dashao turned over and fell to the ground, unable to bear the pain: "Stop! No! Stop!! Someone, someone!! the vicious dog bites, who will save me-"

Then, the savior appeared.

The savior is the owner of the yellow dog, that is, the little nun in the nunnery.

At first it didn't come out, it wasn't heard.

Little nun, fourteen years old.

It's called the tongue.

The little nun was silently reciting the scriptures in her heart in the house, over and over again.

Three times is too soft, five times too hard, only after the fourth time, the steamed bamboo tube rice will not be soft or hard, the most refreshing.

This is just finished reading, and I just went out: "Ah~"

I was amazed to find that my rhubarb was viciously biting a man's calf, and the man fell to the ground and was screaming in pain: "Help, help, help."

Just now, what happened was completely obvious.

The little nun was stunned.

Rhubarb, the plain and honest rhubarb, how could he do such a thing?

It's too much!

After being stunned, he started crying.

I was sad in my heart, and I cried silently, so stupidly, standing alone at the door and crying.

Crying for a long time.

Then, crying, go and find the broom.

I searched for a long time.

Just when Zhu Dashao scratched his heart and began to suspect that he had made a wrong decision, the little nun cried and found a broom.

Then he slapped Rhubarb's ass and cried.

In the end, Rhubarb's mouth was numb, and his teeth began to show signs of loosening and falling out, so he couldn't say: "Vomit~~"

There are only two rows of tooth marks, but there is no bite bleeding, what is the situation?

It's still noisy, Zhentema is unlucky!!

At this time, the little nun hurriedly went to inspect, and cried while watching, and the bean-sized tears were dripping down, and there was a crackling sound: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!! ah-ah-ah――――――――"

This villain is not as good as a dog, and Rhubarb is even more annoyed when he sees this: "Wang! Wang!"

The little nun cried even harder.

It's just silent tears, sad to the extreme, glaring at it from time to time, full of reproach: "Rhubarb, you, what's wrong with you today? You, are you crazy?"

Rhubarb is not crazy, but he is also going crazy, aggrieved and annoyed, and listened to the wicked man sue first: "The little monk is in a plane crash, passing by here, just because he is hungry in his belly, he comes to the door to ask for saliva to drink, cough cough!!"

"How do you know that when you just enter the door, it comes up and bites, and when you bite it, the skin opens and the flesh blooms, the flesh looks like flesh, and the corpses are all over the field......"

“...... Crying every day is not working, calling the earth and the earth should not be, the little monk is almost suspicious of being buried here, feeding the dog with his body......"

“...... Fortunately, the female benefactor, no, the female Bodhisattva rescued, the little monk did not end up with a dead body, this is really blessed by the Buddha, Amitabha Buddha~~"

Rhubarb, although he couldn't speak, but he understood it in his heart.

A dumb man, a dog, had to let him pull it casually by himself: "Save people's lives, win the seventh-level floating slaughter, the little monk has always been kind and will be repaid, the grace of dripping water, repay it with a spring!! Female Bodhisattva, don't worry, after my injury is healed, I will make you a cow and a horse, before and after the saddle, after the horse, after the horse, what kind of smell?"

The little nun is very delicate.

It's like a little cabbage with drops of crystal clear dew, how comfortable it is to look at: "Ah!"

Steam the rice with water.

Boil water with fire.

Now the fire is still burning, but the water in the pot has boiled dry, and the bottom of the pot is battered: "Ah!"

Little nun, her face has changed greatly!!

With a shout, he rushed to the stove: "Ah~~Ah~~Ah~!!"

Too soft three times, too hard five times.

How about eight times?