White Fox Get Out of Here, Season 2!
1. The teacher asked what the world would be like if there was no friction, and the students replied that there would be a car accident and they couldn't stand up. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
White Fox: Without friction, there are no humans!
Teacher: Get out...
2. White Fox: "Teacher, let me ask a question." β
Teacher: "Get out!"
White Fox: "I'm really asking a question! You can see clearly, it's a math problem!"
Teacher: "Get out!"
White Fox: "The current female teacher really has no professional ethics!" Xiao Ming walked out of the women's toilet after speaking!
3. White Fox is in the second grade of elementary school, and he is often late for school. One day, the teacher asked him why he was late, and he stayed for a long time without answering. When the teacher asked again, he actually cried "wow"!
Teacher: "What are you crying about?"
White Fox: "I prepared a lot of 'reasons for being late' yesterday, and somehow, I can't even remember any of them today!"
4. In music class, the teacher: "Which classmate can sing the white-haired girl?"
White Fox: "Teacher, I will!"
Teacher: "Welcome... β
White Fox: "The white-haired girl, with her hooves facing west, carrying Tang Sanzang, following the three apprentices, learning scriptures from the west and going on the road, it is tens of thousands of miles away... β
Teacher...
5. White Fox: "0 is the origin of all things, the dividing line between positive and negative numbers, it is very smooth, whoever dares to multiply or divide it will turn into nothingness." β
Teacher: "That's why you got a score of 0!?"
6. Teacher: "A child had a car accident and flew out more than ten meters unharmed, because he had a big schoolbag to cushion, and he said that it was the first time he felt that knowledge changed his fate!
White Fox: "Teacher, if he hadn't carried such a heavy schoolbag, he wouldn't have run too slowly and been hit by a car." β
Teacher: "Get out!"
7. White Fox: Teacher, I had a dream last night, dreaming that you were an emperor, and I was a eunuch, supporting you to go to the court to listen to the government.
Teacher: Yes, white fox, you finally said something human, the teacher was very happy, and then what happened, keep talking.
White Fox: Then I woke up excitedly and found that I was holding my little brother.
Teacher: Get out of here.
8. Teacher: "White Fox, you can explain to everyone what it means to turn waste into treasure." β
White Fox: "Well, for example, the meat on the teacher's legs and stomach was moved to the chest... β
Teacher: "Shut up, get out!!"
9. Teacher: The New Year is here, what are your New Year's wishes?
White Fox: Teacher, I don't want to be told to get out in the future.
Teacher: Okay, I'm not going to let you out again.
White Fox: Teacher, you're so nice, I'll never spit in your cup again.
The white fox didn't get out... It was carried out.
In class, the white fox asked the teacher: "Teacher, is it still called water when water evaporates into the air?"
Teacher: "Yes. β
The white fox asked again: "Is the nose and mouth connected?"
Teacher: "Yes, that's right. β
White Fox: "Then when we go to the toilet and smell urine, is it the same as drinking urine?"
Teacher: "You get out!"
Teacher: Yes, Xiaohong, friend, mine, in one sentence.
Classmate: Xiaohong is my friend.
Teacher: Okay.
White Fox: Friend, Xiaohong is mine.
Teacher:... Get lost
Teacher: I'm sorry, which two words are the most sad to add in the middle?
White Fox: I'm sorry for the three!
Teacher: Old place.
The white fox rolled gorgeously into the hallway...
Teacher: White Fox, please describe the image of the teacher in your mind!
White Fox: Alas~ I'd better get out
In class, the teacher is talking about the family genetic mapγγγγγ
Teacher: If a man has this genetic disease, but he is married to a normal woman, what is the probability that their children will have the genetic disease?
White Fox: Probably zero.
Teacher: Why?
White Fox: Because there is the old king next door.
Teacher: Get out!
White Fox: "Teacher, why is Lu Xun's son surnamed Zhou?"
Teacher: "Lu Xun is a pen name, and my surname is Zhou"
White Fox: "Who is Meng? Zhou Xun is a woman"
Teacher: "Go out and stand,,,
Teacher: In one sentence, people are ugly
White Fox: It's a bad look
Teacher: Very good, but what if it's very ugly?
White Fox: Miserable-_-||
Teacher: Old and ugly
White Fox: Just like you!
Teacher: Get out!
Teacher: Students, you all know that hairtail fish is a deep-water fish, because it can survive because of pressure, and can it be fed on land?"
White Fox: Yes
Teacher: How to raise it
White Fox: Pressure cooker
Teacher:
Teacher: "White Fox! White Fox......... Huh, what about the white fox people?"
Wang Ze: "Teacher, teacher, the white fox is sick today and asks for leave"
Teacher: "Oh!
Wang Ze: "Teacher, what do you mean?"
Teacher: "Get out"
Wang Ze: "The white fox is lying in the groove, your mother is forcing you, harm me!"
The white fox returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher:
There are a lot of ants in the toilet,
The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant of ants, so he tested the white fox: How do ants say?
The white fox looked dazed....... Said: Ant he............ Didn't say anything...
Teacher: Get out!
Teacher: Do you know why cars and people drive on the right?
White Fox: Because the Bodhisattva blesses!
Teacher: Get out!!
New semester meeting,
The teacher asked the white fox: Do you like small animals?
White Fox: Absolutely
Teacher: How much do you like it?
White Fox: How do you say that,,, you have it all at once!!
Teacher: Get out!
ββββ in Chinese class
White Fox: "Teacher, is Confucius very sexual?"
Teacher: "Why do you say that?"
White Fox: "Because the book says... Confucius traveled eastward, and saw two children on a convenient day!Β·Β·"
Teacher: "Get out of here......"
Teacher: In front of girls, how can you leave elegantly if you want to go to the toilet?
White Fox: I want to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: It's not elegant enough, it's too vulgar.
White Fox: I'm going to pick up my brother and introduce him to you in the evening.
Ouyang Rou: I hate it.
Teacher: Get out of here!
Teacher: Students, let's welcome our new students!
New classmate: My name is Ziyan!
White Fox: Are you Zhao Xianglu's daughter?
Teacher: Do you know each other?
White Fox: No, I heard that the sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke!
Teacher: I really don't want to tell you to get out of here, uh, let's get out, get out......
Teacher: What does it mean for students to hate less when the book is used?
White Fox: Mom's backpack of books only sells for 4 yuan, which is not enough for an all-nighter.
Teacher: Get out...
Because the white fox's parents complained to the principal, now that the teacher has been punished, he doesn't dare to let the white fox go. On this day, the white fox asked another question
White Fox: "Teacher, can Chinese characters be read separately, can you read them to me?"
Teacher: "You give me an example"
White Fox: "Biting" (Attention, try to divide it, also, this is not the true color of the white fox, don't think too much, it's a fucking guy named Turnip to black.) οΌ
The teacher's face changed, and he forced himself to calm down: "This is too simple, you can change it."
White Fox: "Twin Kun"
The teacher roared: "Can't I get out!!"
The teacher said, "Each of you says something, and the teacher draws it."
Wang Ze said Apple,
Hao Wuxue said bananas.
The white fox said the QR code.
The teacher said: White fox, you get out of here.
The teacher made a couplet "The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous".
Wang Ze said to the next couplet, "The sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, and the heaven and earth are magnificent."
The lower link of the white fox pair is "fuck, fuck, **".
Teacher: White Fox, get out!
In history class, the teacher asked the white fox: Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?
The white fox replied: I don't know his writings, but I know what his last words before he died.
The teacher was curious and asked him what he said.
White Fox: Damn, this grass is poisonous.....
Teacher: Get out!
Teacher: Some ethnic groups eat with their hands......
White Fox: Do they eat hot pot?
Teacher: Get out
Who is the most powerful man in history?
Teacher: The white fox replied.
White Fox: Monkey King, his father.
Teacher: Why.
White Fox: The stones are pregnant, you say!
Teacher: Get out.
Teacher: Who can use if...... Only...... Sentence!
Zhuge Tiance: If a woman makes a man full, the man has to change his taste!
White Fox: If a man doesn't let a woman have enough, a woman will go looking for a snack!
In the corner: Divine understanding!
Teacher: Get out of here!
At the graduation ceremony, the teacher asked each student to perform a special show.
Teacher: White Fox, it's your turn, don't lose face.
White Fox: Don't worry, I can only perform twice in my life, and I used up one practice last night.
Teacher:...... Let's go
White Fox: Ah...... Ah...... "hammer smashing testicles".
Teacher:... Abrupt. Get out
Teacher: Why is it that people are not in a good mood when it rains?
White Fox: Because there's no day.
Teacher: Get out!
White Fox: Mom, the teacher lost his temper today. Scolded all my classmates except me.
Mother: Really, you're finally giving me a face. What are the teachers scolding?
White Fox: The teacher scolded other students for.
Mother: It's not good for the teacher to scold the student so directly.
White Fox: Mom, the teacher didn't directly scold the classmates, but just tactfully said that I was a-stirring stick in the class.
Mother: Get out of hereγγγγγ
Hao Wuxue: The questions on the back of yesterday's math exam were so difficult.
Le Yimo: What! There was an exam on the back yesterday?
Zhuge Tiance: Nani? Yesterday I took the math test?
Yang Chen: No, did you have an exam yesterday?
White Fox:, wasn't it a holiday yesterday?
Teacher: Get out
Teacher: Xiaogang, did your mother ever beat you?
Yang Chen: Yes
Teacher: How do you feel?
Yang Chen: It hurts
Teacher: White Fox, what about you!
White Fox: Yes
Teacher: How do you feel?
White Fox: The vitality is tenacious, and the three abortions have not been defeated.
Teacher: Get out. Get lost......
PS: Haha, I'm playing this, I'm laughing myself, you guys, you have wood and laugh to death!
Anyway, I'm going to die, hahaha!
By the way, if the joke is repeated, then don't care about these details, there are a lot of them anyway!
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If you collect 900 today, then there is another one! Late at night, in the early hours of the morning, I found a lot of jokes, and I thought about it a lot, and I made it, if I don't give a collection, I won't let you go......
I hope that on the day of New Year's Day, I can break through the collection of 1000, so you have to give some strength!