White Fox Get Out of Here, Season 3!
Teacher: Who knows the next link of "the boy hits the tongzi, the tongzi falls, and the boy is happy".
Xiaohong: The girl gnawed on the duck's head, the duck's head was salty, and the girl thought the teacher: Well, it's good!!!
White Fox: The second is the second one, the second is the second shot, the second is the second color
Teacher: Get out ~ get out......
Teacher: "China is one of the four ancient civilizations, and papermaking is one of the four great inventions of China, which student can talk about its impact on us now and the whole world?"
White Fox: "With it, we have countless textbooks, endless tutorial books, endless homework, and two essential exams -- the high school entrance examination and the college entrance examination! Because of it, countless children's eyes have become four eyes! The head is lowered, the back is hunched, the person is fat, and the wife is gone......
Teacher: "Get out!"
Math class
Teacher: Triangles are the most stable shapes, such as iron window frames......
White Fox: Briefs
Teacher: Get out
White Fox: "How do you answer this question, teacher?"
Teacher: "Get out!"
White Fox: "Teacher, I'm asking questions, see clearly, math problems!"
Teacher: "Get out at the speed of light!"
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The white fox sighed, and then walked out of the women's bathroom.
White Fox: "Teacher, do you know who the cheapest ** in the Tang Dynasty is?"
Teacher: "Who is it?"
White Fox White Fox: "At the end of the mountain"
Teacher: "Why?"
White Fox: "Because of the day!!
Teacher: Get out!
In class, the teacher asked: What is Lu Bu's mount in the Three Kingdoms?
The white fox silently got up and walked out!
Teacher: Why are you going?
White Fox: Teacher, believe it or not, I can predict the prophet.
Teacher: I don't believe it
White Fox: Lu Bu's mount is called Diao Chan
Teacher: White Fox, please answer this question... Hey... White Fox ~ What about White Fox?
Behind the door: I didn't even go in when I knew you were going to call me out......
Teacher: The crowd looked for him thousands of times, looked back at dusk, and the white fox came to answer the next sentence
White Fox: But the man was snapping
Teacher:
Teacher: The students I named below will receive a scholarship of 200 yuan.
As soon as he finished speaking, "pop", the white fox flew directly to the teacher with a book.
The teacher roared angrily: Wang Baihu.
The white fox got up and spread his hands and said, "Teacher, where is my scholarship?"
Teacher: Get out of here!
In Chinese class, the teacher asked a question: the toothbrush is used to brush teeth, toothbrush = brushing teeth, and asked the students to give similar words.
The whole class looked at each other, and after a few minutes there was no answer.
The white fox didn't even raise his hand, he stood up directly and shouted loudly and excitedly--milk cover!
Teacher:
Teacher: If I am kidnapped, what will my classmates do when they receive a phone call?
White Fox: Tell the kidnappers that if they don't tear up the ticket, they will kill his whole family.
Teacher: NMB, get out of here!!
The teacher asked: "How do you say 'a soldier can be killed, but not humiliated' in English?
White Fox: 'Youcankillme, butyoucan 't**me'.
Teacher:... Get out
Teacher: Let's learn analogy today, let's first compare the teacher.
Xiaohong: Teacher, you are a sunflower that rises in the morning.
Teacher: Are you saying that I am honest, sunny and kind?
A voice came from the corner: Teacher, she said you were looking for the sun.
Teacher: White Fox, get out of here.
Teacher: White Fox, can you answer what luck is?
White Fox: The teacher fell from a height, and there was a haystack directly underneath
Teacher: So what is misfortune?
White Fox: There's a fork on the haystack
Teacher: What is hope?
White Fox: You didn't land on the fork
Teacher: What is despair?
White Fox: You didn't land on the haystack either
Teacher:......
Teacher: "Students, if you could turn into a plant, what would you become?"
Xiaohong: "I want to become a plum blossom, like it, not afraid of wind and cold." β
Xiao Li: "I want to become a pine tree, not afraid of wind and rain." β
White Fox: "I want to be grass." β
Teacher: "Hmm, is there anything special about Xiaocao?"
White Fox: "Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave!"
Teacher: "Get out!"
The white fox didn't hand in his homework almost every time, so the teacher called his parents...
Teacher: The white fox has not done homework, and you, as a parent, should supervise it well...
White Fox Mother: Supervise a wool yarn, almost all of you have been told to get out of the semester, he knows a hair.
Teacher:...
Today, the teacher taught the white fox and said: "Time is the knife that pierces lies, but the biggest enemy in life is not lies, but precisely time." β
The white fox said thoughtfully: "Isn't it just melon seeds?"
Teacher: "Get out of here......"
English Teacher: White Fox, can you translate: areyoufreetonight?
White Fox: You...... Tonight...... Is it free?
The class burst into laughter.
Teacher: Get out
Teacher: Who is the best person in the world?
White Fox: Teacher, teacher, isn't that you?
Teacher: What do you mean by that?
White Fox: Teacher, I only saw you being X-Ox yesterday.
Teacher: Get out!
Teacher: White Fox, please give an explanation of the onomatopoeia "ah".
White Fox: The word "ah" can not only fully reflect the pleasant psychological state of the voicer, but also the most perfect interpretation of a process!
Teacher: Very good! Please sit down. Wait a minute.. Get out!!!
Teacher: When the water is full, it overflows, who can name a similar word?
White Fox: If you are full, you will be left behind!
Teacher: Get out!
The English teacher in class: "Ask what word is after the verb?"
The white fox quickly replied: "Typing words, verb typing words, moving magnetism and magnetism...... Moving magnet large magnetic ...... The end of the world is my love............"
Teacher: Get out of here, right away, speed...
Physiology classγγγγγ
Teacher: Why do you boys like girls with big breasts?
White Fox: It should be small for us to have it ourselves!
Teacher...... Get out
Teacher: Please explain what it means to lay an egg and touch a stone
Kobayashi: I can't help myself
Teacher: What Xiao Lin said is very right, white fox, you can answer
White Fox: Egg hurts......
Teacher: Get out
Teacher: "We smoke chalk every day, and we are physically and mentally exhausted, do you think it is easy for us to stand on the podium?"
White Fox: "It's not easy!"
Teacher: "Get out... Well, you finally don't have to get out. β
White Fox: "To sum it up: attract fans, sell yourself, and stand on the platform." It's not easy!
Teacher: "... β
One day in class, the teacher said, "Everyone is born with their own value, like what I was born proves". After speaking, the teacher looked at the students proudly.
White Fox: The safe period is not necessarily reliable, ** and it may not be useful, and Liuting may also expire......
Teacher: Get out!
White Fox White Fox: Teacher, do you know why Ultraman only fires lasers every time he is beaten half dead by a monster?
Teacher: Because it aroused Ultraman's will
White Fox: Wrong! You tm fight the landlord to put a bomb at the beginning
Teacher: Get out!
PS: At nine o'clock in the evening, the fourth watch, that's all, thank you, and on January 1, New Year's Day, the plot contest, thank you. Please come.