Chapter 9 I don't even know him when I hit his cock!
"There are more sacks! Monkey stop!" Xuanzang's voice came at this moment. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
The monkey heard and withdrew his hand. turned around, but saw Xuanzang get off the horse and walk towards this side.
Xuanzang crossed the monkey's body, folded his hands, and bowed slightly. was about to speak, but the Taoist boy on the other side spoke first:
"Yo, there's a bald head again!Why, do you think you can pretend to be a monk without hair?" Dao Tong sneered, his tone sneering, "It's as naΓ―ve as those women in the mortal world who think they can pretend to be virgins if they wear a pure one." β
Xuanzang listened to the words, held back what he wanted to say, turned around and shouted at the monkey and the others:
"Disciples, give Lao Tzu!"
Forehead...... Back to reality.
The corners of Xuanzang's mouth twitched, but he still said patiently: "This immortal family, I am the Buddha Xuanzang of the Lingshan Holy Realm, and the next few are my apprentices, the monkey-like is the Fighting Buddha Sun Wukong, the pig-like is the Pure Altar Messenger Pig Wuneng, and the last one is the golden-bodied Arhat Sha Wujing." It was getting late, so we wanted to spend the night. β
"Yo! pretending to be quite similar!" Dao Tong heard this, but his face was full of disbelief, and he sneered, "Keep blowing, I will believe you when Sister Lin falls from the sky." β
"Forehead ......"
Xuanzang burst into tears in his heart.
Disciples, it's not that the master is incompetent, it's that the enemy is too stupid!
"I'm speechless!" Dao Tong looked indifferent, "If you don't have any words, get out of here, don't dirty the door of my family's immortal temple." β
"Yo! I can't take it anymore. "The monkey is about to come forward with a golden rod.
This time, it was the pig who hurriedly grabbed the monkey, "Hey, hey, brother, don't be angry, you have to be calm, you didn't have this temperament before." What kind of Buddha do you have to do at every turn, but you used to pull the other party to talk for three days and three nights, and then you could do it if it didn't make sense. β
Grabbed the monkey and turned to look at the Taoist boy, "Ah, that bear child, eat your pig grandfather!"
"Hey, hey, hey, don't be excited, don't be excited. Xuanzang hurriedly grabbed the pig.
"Okay! For the sake of my master's face, your grandfather pig will give you a chance, you go in and call your master out. The pig pointed at the boy and cried.
"Although you are ugly, you want to be beautiful! How can you wait for my master to see, and you are not afraid to flash your neck when you look up. Dao Tong said disdainfully.
"I... Master, let go, I have to teach him a lesson today. The pig was about to rush forward, "My old pig has not been ridiculed or despised like this for hundreds of years! β
"How can your hands and feet not know yourself, you are stupid! Dao Tong scoffed.
"Friendly reminder, I won't know you if you interrupt!" the monkey reminded lightly on the side.
Then the monkey clapped his hand and asked, "Do you know me?"
"Hey, why don't you move?" the monkey shook his hand.
"Why are you ignoring me?"
"Are you in love with someone else?" said the monkey, shaking his soft, boneless hands.
"No, could it be that kid in a shroud on the other side who looks like a dog?"
"You're blind, how can he be as handsome as me!" said the monkey in disgust.
As he spoke, the monkey pointed to his arm at the Taoist boy and said, "Look, I don't know you anymore!"
"......" Dao Tong was speechless for an instant. I feel that my IQ has been insulted, Ah is not insulted, and it is a monkey who actually steps on a horse!
"Okay, okay!" Xuanzang said at this time, "Since the master's family is not welcome, we will settle down!"
Xuanzang pointed to Daotong: "Disciples, go on! β
"Ahh
"Oh... Obey!" the three monkeys reacted, brandishing their weapons and walking towards the Dao Tong. Dao Tong trembled slightly, looking at the three monsters who came over as if he was about to be a great enemy, as if he was ready to run away.
"Hey, hey, what are you three doing?" As soon as the three monkeys took a few steps, Xuanzang suddenly opened his mouth and asked the three monkeys, "You have no conscience, you actually want to bully children! I tell you, you are child abuse, how do I usually teach you, to be kind to others, to respect the old and love the young! Is it wrong to bully children, and what should I do if I attract swelling from parents?"
"Master, what are you doing?" the monkey turned his head to look at Xuanzang and asked, "Didn't you tell us to fight?"
Pig and Sha Wujing also looked at Xuanzang in a daze, looking confused.
"Yes? Did I say that? It can't be? You must be hallucinating. β
Xuanzang waved his hand and said with a face full of disbelief. Even the three monkeys felt like they were hallucinating.
And in the next moment, the three monkeys and the Taoist boy all heard a whispered voice: "They all said that it is wrong to bully children, and then it will attract the parents to be swollen, what should I do?
And looked at Xuanzang, but saw him looking at the sky with a face of 'not what I said', and then pointed to the sky, "Hey, look, there's a bird in the backstroke, Ano, it's flying on the back!"
The faces of the three monkeys instantly darkened, and Dao Tong's face was also very ugly.
"Hit?" asked the pig.
"Let's fight!" the monkey replied a little unsure, but still so.
With that, the three of them quickly ran towards the Dao Tong, and the Dao Tong also began to turn around and flee to grab the door.
"Stop!" At this time, Xuanzang's voice shouted loudly, and the footsteps of the three monkeys suddenly stopped, and the weapon in his hand also stopped in front of Dao Tong instantly.
"Let's go. Xuanzang's face was expressionless at this time, and he waved his sleeve and said coldly.
After speaking, Xuanzang immediately turned around, stepped on the white horse, and rode into the distance.
The three monkeys looked at each other in confusion, but they quickly followed.
Leaving a cold sweaty Taoist boy to stay where he was.
Seeing Xuanzang and his party disappear from sight, Dao Tong breathed a sigh of relief. Wiping the cold sweat from his face, he opened the door and walked in.
The moment he walked into the door, his body changed suddenly, and he was slowly rising taller, and his whole person instantly grew from a child to an old man with a white beard.
"Master, are the four of Xuanzang gone?" Suddenly, a voice sounded beside him, and he looked down and squinted, it was a Taoist boy talking, and this Taoist boy's appearance was the same as before he had just changed.
"Let's go!" said the Dao Tong, who had turned into an old man, with a sigh.
"Oh. Xiao Daotong sighed, and then raised his head to look at the old man, "But Master, is it really good for us to do this? They used to be Buddhas!"
The immature voice of the little Taoist boy is timid, glutinous, very good-sounding, and the tone is completely free from the arrogance and arrogance of the Taoist boy who has changed from the old man.
"What's so bad. The old man's tone was disdainful, "Didn't you say it all, they used to be Buddhas, they used to be, and now they are not." β
"But ......," said Xiao Daotong, his tone a little tangled, "what if they fight you?"
"There's a fight to defeat Buddha in there, and it's an almost invincible existence in the Three Realms. β
Xiao Daotong's tone was full of sighs.
"What's so to be afraid of!" the old man slanted the corners of his mouth, pretending not to care, "Your master and I are not as vegetarian as them. β
"Others are afraid of what kind of fight to defeat the Buddha, but I am not afraid. The old man spoke righteously and righteously.
After speaking, the old man secretly helped his legs, which were still a little trembling.
Then he continued to say with a cold face: "And they have also been beaten with a fading needle, and the Buddha nature and foundation can be sucked clean, I still want them to really do it with me, so that I can take revenge for the year." β
"It's been fourteen years!" the old man sighed slightly, "I was actually harmed by that Xuanzang, and I have been a watchdog for this bullshit Buddha for fourteen years." β
"Shame on you! I'm glad I'm back with a little revenge now. β