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"Really! How can there be such a person?" the pig still scolded and screamed, his tone full of indignation, "Aren't they immortal sects pay attention to nature and self-cultivation? Why are there such shameless and arrogant people?"

As he spoke, the pig turned his head and asked Xuanzang: "Master, why didn't you let us fight just now?" ”

"It's good to scare him!" Xuanzang sat leisurely on the white horse and said lightly: "If we really fight, what is the difference between us and him?!"

"I still have a question, though. Xuanzang said.

"What doubt?" said the monkey.

"That's right......" Xuanzang said, "He is obviously an old man, why did he become a child to lie to us?"

"Ah!" exclaimed the pig, "you say he is pretending?"

"Yes!" Xuanzang looked at the three pigs and asked in surprise, "Don't you see it?"

The three monkeys shook their heads in unison.

"How is that possible!" Xuanzang said in disbelief, "Wukong, where is your glaucoma?"

"It's Golden Light, Master!" the monkey frustrated, "I can't use it after being drained a lot of base energy." ”

"Oh...... I see!" Xuanzang suddenly said.

"Then he is really hateful, he actually lied to us!" the pig grinned very angrily, "However, who is he, first determine his identity, write it down, and then find an opportunity to take revenge after we return from becoming Buddhas." ”

"It seems to be..."Xuanzang thought.

The monkey and the others looked at Xuanzang and waited.

"I don't know!" Xuanzang grinned.

The monkey and the others had black lines on their faces.

"Golden Peak Great Immortal!" At this moment, Sha Wujing, who had been quiet, spoke, "It's Golden Peak Great Immortal." ”

"Golden Peak Immortal?" Xuanzang frowned, "This name is a little familiar! I feel like I've heard it when I was washing my feet." ”

"Why did I hear about him when I was washing my feet!" Xuanzang asked with a questioning look on his face, and asked the monkey and the others.

"How do we know!" the monkey and the pig had black lines on their faces again.

"Master, you forgot!" Sha Wujing said, "In the Immortal Buddha Debate Conference fourteen years ago, he lost to you, and he was punished to be a janitor at the foot of our Spirit Mountain. ”

"Is there such a thing?" Xuanzang still had a questioning face.

Okay! Sha Wujing also had a black line on his face.

Master is really a person who doesn't remember anything but science.

"Yes!" Sha Wujing said, "You took me with you that year, he challenged you, and then lost. ”

"Oh!" Xuanzang looked suddenly.

Then he shook his head with a smile, "I still don't remember." ”

"Well, since that's the case. Then I still have questions...... "Xuanzang said, "why did I hear him when I washed his feet?"

You don't bother with this line, do you?!

The three monkeys had bitter faces.

"You ......" it was still Sha Wujing, he spoke, but his tone was intermittent, as if it was a little difficult to speak, "When you were in the spirit pool of the Immortal Buddha Debate Conference... That, washing feet in the spiritual pool, and... And...... The spirit pool was contracted by someone else's Golden Peak Immortal. That's why he asked you to challenge, but he didn't expect to lose in the end. ”

As he spoke, Sha Wujing covered his face slightly. I feel so embarrassed when I say it!

"Oh!" Xuanzang suddenly said, "Finally, I'm a little impressed!"

"I was so close to him, and now I've met him again. Xuanzang suddenly said happily, "Let's go back and catch up with him, let's talk about the anecdotes of the year......!

It's an anecdote for you, but not necessarily for others!

And do you focus on talking anecdotes or sleeping?

The three monkeys hurriedly grabbed the reins of the white horse to prevent Xuanzang from really turning around and going back.

"You're not only destined for him! You almost smoked a very precious fish he raised. Sha Wujing added another sentence at this time.

"You're talking nonsense!" Xuanzang heard this, pointed at Sha Wujing and shouted, "How can my feet stink so much." And how could a monk kill, and smoking a dead fish is also a killing. ”

"You stayed in the laboratory for three years, and there were not enough people in the debate, and Guanyin Niangniang pulled you to make up the numbers, and you felt that your feet were too smelly, so you were bored to wash your feet in other people's spiritual pools." ”

"That's it!" Xuanzang heard this, and said with a natural face, "It's all because Guanyin almost killed someone else's fish." ”

"I'll have to talk about her when I get back. Xuanzang's tone was righteous and righteous, and he was righteous and awe-inspiring.

"Ahh

"Ah...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Guanyin hurriedly apologized.

"Out of the way! "The Buddha was very atmospheric, at least more atmospheric than someone.

When the Buddha walked away, Guanyin wondered, could it be that he hadn't done enough good deeds recently, and he was scolded again?

Hey, no, I've been wandering around lately, manifesting the Dharma, and doing good deeds in front of everyone!

(Writing this sentence in a panic, I feel a little blasphemous Guanyin Niangniang, to be honest, the author's mother called me to recognize Guanyin Niangniang as a godmother.) But this is a novel, the setting needs it, just watch it, it's pure entertainment, don't take it seriously. If there is someone who likes Guanyin Niangniang very much, Xiaoliang will not compensate here! In fact, in this sentence and the above sentence, the author points out the hypocrisy of the Buddha and the greed of people, and the author of this book will describe human nature, immortality, Buddha nature, demon nature, and so on in many details. ）

Come back here.

Master, you are so brazen, how can you embarrass the apprentice, who is known as a thick-skinned pig in the world.

The pig looked at Xuanzang with a righteous and awe-inspiring face, and couldn't help but slander in his heart.

"So......" Xuanzang said, "Now that we have figured out the problem, do we have to go back to Yuzhenguan to rest for one night, and then apologize by the way?"

Incidentally...... Say ...... Deficient?

See, Master, your ultimate purpose is revealed, which is purely—for—sleep!

Master, you are too powerful!

"Master, you didn't see it, he pretended to be a child and deceived us and drove us away, why are we going back?

"Oh, yes!" Xuanzang suddenly said, "It seems that he is determined not to let us live." ”

"It's so stingy, isn't it just a fish!" Xuanzang pouted.

"That's it!" Sha Wujing also answered with a look of disgruntle, "Isn't it just a goldenfin kun fish with the blood of only three in the world that may one day turn into a kunpeng!"

"Let's go, let's hurry! It's getting dark. Xuanzang's voice came from afar.

As soon as Sha Wujing finished speaking, he appeared three meters away and shouted at the back, "What are you doing staying, don't you leave?"

"I'm a little worried about our future!" the monkey looked at Xuanzang's distant back and whispered.

"I'm a little bit too," said the pig, "and I feel so ashamed to have such a shameless master." ”

"I have it all!" Sha Wujing said lightly.

"Hey... Master, wait for me!" the pig ran out at this time and caught up with Xuanzang.

"The second junior brother has learned the essence of the master!" the monkey looked at the pig's back and said lightly.

"Yes. Sha Wujing nodded approvingly, and then ...... ran out, "Master, Second Senior Brother, you wait for me!"

"Wow!" the monkey screamed, and the corners of his mouth overflowed with disdain: "It's really undisciplined!"

"Oops...... Master, second junior brother, third junior brother, you wait for me......"

......

"Master, it's getting dark, where are we going?" said the pig.

"The wind is behind the wind, the sky is above the sky, everything is no different, the road is still the road, we just have to go all the way east. ”

"Master, can you not pretend to be forced?"

"Okay. ”

"Master, there's no road ahead, so let's rest for the night. The pig said.

"The road may be narrow, but there will always be, and you can walk in one direction with your hand pointing at will;

The road may be long, but it will always come to an end, and we will need to stop at a junction after all;

A horse is not a good horse, so it can go and go, as long as it is in the right direction, it can go to that end;

If the horse doesn't listen to the command, then stop everywhere, and we will see through a scenery before leaving. ”

"Master, didn't you say you wouldn't pretend to be forced?"

"It's not pretending, it's called sentiment!"

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Act I, End of the Act!

The first act seems a bit bland. But what I wanted to express was also written.

One: A world different from the ordinary Xianxia world

Two: A world different from Journey to the West

Three: Xianxia and science fiction can also be very handsome (Nima, where do you see that you are handsome)

Four: Let's ignore my other personality, who has a nervous disorder

Five: Xuanzang is also a BOY with dreams and strength

Six: Xuanzang's dream also needs the help of monkeys and others to realize, so it needs to be united, just like there are always a few fox friends in your life, who will fully support your dream, even if your dream is to destroy the old who is strong and raped the neighbor next door all over the world......

Seven: Of course, your dreams may soon be flooded, or you may get lost, and there may be strange Shu Huang who comes out to sell cuteness, hum, just won't let you in.

Eight: But-what's the big deal hahahahaha

(Look, he's actually insane!)