Early the next morning, seeing such a magnificent envoy scene, Tang Linkun thought that this was a newly launched game. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The guard of honor of 800 people is waving flags, the guards of 800 people are guarded by soldiers, and there are 9,981 fairies, holding all kinds of food boxes and flowers...... These are nothing, the exaggeration is that the super luxury carriage with 36 heavenly horses is as big as a building ship, and it is divided into three floors at the top, middle and bottom, which is magnificent. The most inexplicable thing was that there were one hundred and eight servants who looked like eunuchs in front of the carriage.

"This treatment is simply the emperor's patrol!" Nan Tianba sighed.

"This carriage was requisitioned from the Heavenly Court Emperor Club, and I rode it once last year. Yao Ji jumped up and down the first to board the carriage.

Tang Linkun and the other three deputy envoys had just ascended to the highest open floor of the carriage, and a majestic young general came to the carriage with a pure white mighty horse.

"Greetings to Ambassador Tang's Day, the envoy to Hanxian Hu has finished the procession, please instruct!"

Because Tang Linkun knew that Mu Gong had left Penglai Immortal Island in the second half of the night yesterday, there was no need to say goodbye to Mu Gong, Tang Linkun solemnly said loudly: "Let's go-!"

"Order!"

The general took a divine arm that hung from the side of the horse's neck, mounted an arrow, and shot it into the sky.

"Shh......h Smack!"

The ambassador corps of nearly 2,000 people took off in the air at the same time......

It wasn't until he couldn't see the ten thousand golden lights on Penglai Immortal Island that Tang Linkun sat down. On the top floor of the carriage was a round table with no less than eighteen kinds of fruits, tender and shining, with a light peculiar to the heavenly realm.

"Brother Tang, these grapes are sweet enough, don't you eat some. ”

The big golden dragon likes to eat raw seafood, and has no appetite for fruits and the like, seeing that Nan Tianba and Yu Zhendong and Yao Ji are eating happily, he pushed the fruit plate with grapes in front of Tang Linkun.

"Thank you Big Golden Dragon, I can't eat ......"

Tang Linkun saw the general marching in front of the carriage, "General, at this speed, how many days will it take to reach Hanxian Hu?"

"It will take more than three months to return to the Ambassador's Day. ”

"That's not going to work, it's too slow, General, we're going to speed it up. ”

"Back to the Ambassador's Day, such a long-distance march should not be too fast at first, it will be easy to drag down the large army. ”

"Zhao Yun, do you dare not listen to the orders of Ambassador Tang's Day?" Yao Ji didn't know when she stood behind Tang Linkun.

"Little county lord, marching and fighting is not a game......"

Yao Ji was about to lose her temper, Tang Linkun said, "Deputy Envoy Yao, we have to listen to General Zhao in this matter." Otherwise, your father Mu Gong would not have sent General Zhao to escort us. ”

"Hmph, it's not as fast as the five of us to climb the clouds by ourselves. Yao Ji angrily threw the grapes in her hand down the carriage.

"General Zhao, you are the Zhao Zilong who saved the young master of Changbanpo! Disrespectful!"

"How dare you, how dare you, it's just a waste of fame. ”

"Along the way, there is General Zhao here, then I won't ask in the future, everything is up to your arrangement. ”

"Thank you for your trust on Ambassador Tang's Day. ”

Zhao Zilong is one of Tang Linkun's favorite ancient generals, and one of his game names is called Zilong. Now that Mu Gong has sent such a famous general to envoy Han Xianhu with him, Tang Linkun has added a little confidence to completing the task.

Seeing Yao Ji pouting and looking unhappy, Nan Tianba had the intention to enliven the atmosphere, and he said loudly: "Do any of you want to know how the emperor of the human realm went out on patrol?"

Da Jinlong and Yao Ji suddenly became interested.

"Brother Nan, tell us about it!"

"If you really want to hear it, you two sit down first, you run in circles like this, and my head is ...... to be dizzy by you."

Da Jinlong and Yao Ji immediately sat obediently opposite Nan Tianba, much like the children in the middle class of kindergarten.

Nan Tianba――

It is said that once the emperor went out on patrol to a wilderness, and suddenly had an internal emergency. He stomped the sedan chair three times with his foot, and immediately a eunuch shouted: "Get off the sedan chair!"

Suddenly, the accompanying band played beautiful music, and a group of eunuchs immediately surrounded the emperor and came to a big tree beside the road.

Although the emperor in the human world has supreme rights, he also has to abide by many rules, and he can't say that he wants to be respectful anywhere, and he will take out the guy and pee immediately. Not only should you find a more secluded place, but you also have to follow the rituals and rules of peeing.

With the big tree to cover it, the emperor can't pee right away at this time, because he is wearing pants.

Seeing that the emperor's face turned green in a hurry, the eunuch shouted loudly: "Open--dragon robe-!" The emperor's dragon robe was lifted by the eunuch.

Then the eunuchs shouted, "Take off the dragon pants!" and the eunuchs took off the emperor's pants.

The pants were taken off, but the emperor still couldn't pee, and the eunuch had to shout loudly: "Dig out the dragon seed!" The emperor's guy could take it out of his pants.

Seeing that all the preparations of the emperor had been completed, the eunuch then shouted: "Mountains and flowing water-!"

After the emperor was in the mountains and rivers, he suddenly became much more relaxed, and glanced at the eunuch, and the eunuch continued: "Shake the dragon's head!

After shaking, the eunuch shouted again: "Settle - dragon seed!"

The eunuch saw the dragon seed in the crotch of his trousers, and then shouted: "Fu-dragon pants!".

When the eunuch saw the emperor's trousers put on, he shouted, "Wear a dragon robe!"

After the dragon robe was put on, the eunuch shouted in a loud voice: "Respectfully invite the emperor to board the sedan chair-!"

The emperor boarded the sedan chair with the support of the eunuch, and the eunuch shouted again: "Get up the sedan chair!"

After the sedan chair walked, the emperor's peeing ceremony ended.

Everyone laughed breathlessly, and Yu Zhendong scolded with a smile: "You are a dead Nan Tianba, you are a eunuch in the human world, right? You must still be a night pot eunuch who specializes in waiting for the emperor's old son to pee......"

"Brother Nan, we men are okay, so what if it's the queen?" After the big golden dragon laughed, he suddenly thought of such a question.

"This little brother is asking well, do you want to know?" Nan Tianba threw a grape into his mouth.

"Yes!"

"I want to hear it, pour a glass of water for my brother......" Nan Tianba has participated in countless dinners in the human world, and there are too many such meat and vegetarian jokes in his stomach.

The Great Golden Dragon poured a full cup of water for Nan Tianba.

Nan Tianba took a sip of throat moisturizer and said-

In fact, the queen also went out on patrol that day, and after walking less than ten miles, the queen also stomped the sedan chair three times. The palace maids accompanying the queen heard that the queen was also anxious, and a group of palace maids hurriedly escorted the queen to the middle of the low bushes on the side of the road.

The empress is a woman, and she is more hidden than the emperor when she pees. The palace maids found a place for the queen to pee, so they made a gesture to the eunuch from a distance.

When the eunuch saw it clearly, he shouted, "Lift the phoenix robe!" and the palace ladies lifted the queen's robe.

After a pause, the eunuch shouted loudly from afar: "Take off the phoenix pants!" and the palace ladies took off the queen's pants.

Guessing that the queen's pants were taken off, the eunuch shouted loudly: "Lu-phoenix-eye-!"

After estimating that all the queen's movements were ready, the eunuch then shouted: "The rain hits the plantains-!"

After a while, the eunuch saw the palace maid gesticulating, and after knowing that the queen had finished peeing work, he shouted again: "Clamp - phoenix eyes!

Like the emperor, after the queen's phoenix eyes were clamped, the eunuch shouted: "Restore the phoenix robe!" and the palace maids put on the phoenix robe for the queen.

Then he shouted: "Boarding the sedan chair-!" The queen boarded the sedan chair with the support of the palace maid.

Finally, the eunuch shouted, "Get up the sedan chair!" before the sedan chair began to walk.

......

After saying this, Nan Tianba himself first laughed and lay on the table, and the group of fairies on the side, who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to make a loud noise, all turned their faces.

Yao Ji said: "Liar...... Big Golden Dragon, is it so funny?"

The big golden dragon said: "What's the matter? others laugh, why can't I laugh?"

Yao Ji blushed and ran to the bottom of the carriage.

The big golden dragon seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and he smirked for a while, "Brother Nan, next time you are a guest in the Dragon Palace, you can tell my father this story, my father will definitely like it......"

"Brother Da Jinlong, you have to stay away from Brother Nan from today onwards, follow him, you won't be able to learn ......," Yu Zhendong said.

"Senior Brother Yu, why are you so serious. Isn't it just fun?" Nan Tianba put away his smile and turned to Tang Linkun and said, "Senior Brother Tang, this speed is not good, I see if we can raise another cloud in front of the team, let's pull away." ”

"Okay, I'll go to the front and pull. ”

The big golden dragon jumped out of the carriage and showed its original form, considering that it was necessary to pull such a huge cloud, the big golden dragon used the magic of heaven and earth, and a giant dragon of nearly a thousand feet swam to the front of the team, hooking the cloud behind it with its tail......

It caused an exclamation from the entire ambassador group.

With a sudden shock, the speed of the entire team increased a lot.

"Two senior brothers, go, this is a long road, we can just use the Three Immortal Groups to cultivate once. ”

Tang Linkun, Yu Zhendong, and Nan Tianba jumped out of the carriage, transformed into three mountain-like giants, and chased in front of the big golden dragon.

"Brother Great Golden Dragon, bite our cloud ......"

The three brothers sat cross-legged facing each other, raised their hands, and formed a circle.

A moment later, three giants and a dragon pulled the ambassadors, more than twice as fast as before.

"Big Golden Dragon, I'm here. ”

Yao Ji flew and jumped on the back of the big golden dragon and became the helmsman of the entire ambassador group......