Chapter 69: Arrogant, Ugly

Around the boundless immortal realm, there is a river of ice and fire that is nine hundred miles wide, and as for the length of the river of ice and fire, no immortal can say clearly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Legend has it that this river of ice and fire was dug by the order of the Creation Yuan Spirit, and Pangu took the axe and worked for nine years and nine months, and his palms were calloused before it was completed on schedule.

The river of ice and fire, which is as steep as a knife and axe, is very strange, the river is bottomless, but there is no source, there is no place, it will not rise a centimeter in heavy rains, and it will not be half a point shallow in droughts.

The river looks clear, but there is no small fish, when the sky is bright, the river is full of things like Tai Sui, and the painting style is weird.

Someone dared to take a sip of river water, and his stomach was swollen like a drum in an hour.

Someone irrigated the farmland with this water, and the weeds instantly withered as if they were burnt, more dioxin than the defoliant dioxin that the Americans sprinkled on Vietnam.

What's even more exaggerated is that boats can't be sailed on the River of Ice and Fire, and high-flying birds accidentally jump to the center of the river, even if they still have the strength to fly to the other side, they will be inexplicably thrown into the water.

With the River of Ice and Fire as the boundary river, the inner is the Heavenly Court, and the vast land outside is called Xianhu. The name Xianhu is said to have been named by the Jade Emperor himself. The word "Hu" is the original meaning of the land on the shore that is a little far away from the water, so it is called Xianhu. There are seconds of working together in different places with the water margin of the human world.

There are four overpasses connecting the southeast, northwest, and northwest between Heavenly Court and Xianhu, which are called Flame Bridge, Bitter Bridge, Rotten Bridge and Cold Bridge. The Xianhu land close to the Yanqiao is called the Yanxian Hu, and the Xianhu land near the Kuqiao Xianhu is called the Kuxian Hu, and so on......

At the head of each bridge, there is a large fortress, stationed with 100,000 of the most elite heavenly soldiers and generals of the Heavenly Court.

These four bridges are opened once a year on the ninth day of the ninth month of September, and the gods, Buddhas, and immortals who violate the rules of heaven will be driven to the boundary of the Xianhu Land on this day and receive punishments ranging from time to time.

Since the unification of Heavenly Court and the inclusion of immortals, the number of immortals in Heavenly Court has proliferated, and there are countless of them. The "waste" who was driven to the land of Xianhu (a contemptuous name for all the criminals in Xianhu in the heavenly court. And more and more.

There are a total of 999 Heavenly Rules in the Heavenly Court. As long as someone reports it, even if you fart in an inappropriate place, according to the "Great Disrespect" regulations of the Heavenly Court, you can be sent to Xianhu for three years.

In the heavenly article, there is also a clause called "slander of the heart", which is even more powerful. Belly slander means slandering heaven in the belly. Although the critical rhetoric has not yet been exported, law enforcers can impose severe sanctions on their own assumptions.

This rule is more severe than the crime of "defamation", and the uncertainty and arbitrariness constitute its most fundamental drawback. There are countless people in the heavenly court who have been convicted of this.

The most famous person who won the "belly slander" is the water god who "sucked the sea and withered, and gave the plateau nothing" - Bingyi. He was sent back to the "Han Xianhu" by the Taiqing Upper Court to serve 50,000 years in prison.

Bingyi is a strange Shu Xiao, after the expiration of 50,000 years, he has an extremely deep affection for the bitter cold land of Hanxian Hu, and he stayed for more than 36,000 years.

Faced with the generous conditions publicly offered by the East King to restore his status as the god of water, Bing Shu did not agree. The reason is that Han Xianhu has 50 million brothers and sisters who need his care...... Even the prince of the East had to admire Bingyi's fraternity and broad-mindedness.

This time, Tang Linkun sent Han Xianhu to deal with this Bingyi Shu Huang.

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Bing Yi is worthy of being the god of water, standing taller than ordinary people, and very creative, he revitalized the entire Han Xianhu with an invention and creation.

In his second year in prison, Bingyi picked up a few small beads the size of a transparent fingernail near the crater and put them to ordinary people, and these small beads could be hung around their necks as ornaments.

But Bingyi is obviously not an ordinary person, he has spent a hundred or two hundred years...... After Bingyi was removed from the post of the god of water, he was originally extremely sensitive to the cold and heat of the four seasons, and after he switched to high-tech, he didn't know what year it was?

He used no less than 100,000 methods to finally burn the transparent beads using natural soda and a kind of sand on the beach.

Next, Bingyi continued to open his brain, and used the flattened transparent block to build the first sunny glass house in Hanxian Hu, which was less than two zhang long and wide.

With it, half of the land of Hanxian Hu can produce food;

With it, even if you wear a thin point, you won't freeze to death;

The most important thing is that with it, the women of Hanxian Hu have a child every two years, and they began to give birth again.

Bingyi used his practical actions to illustrate a bumpy and unbreakable hard truth, science and technology are the primary productive forces.

Hanxian Hu, an extremely cold place that is not suitable for life to reproduce. In this way, under the careful governance of Bingyi, who was holding his breath, 10,000 years after Bingyi was exiled to the Hanxian Margin, there was an incredible prosperity in this cold and dead land.

Bingyi's great cause did not stop there, and after solving the most basic food and clothing problems of the Han Xianhu people, he began to accumulate the strength to call out to the heavenly court.

This year, he selected 800 newborns in Hanxian Hu, and selected 800 "wastes" who had the same experience as him from among those who took refuge in him, and let them form a one-on-one master-apprentice relationship and start cultivating.

The next 36,000 years of the entire Han Immortal Margin were like a huge cultivation machine, and everything was for these eight hundred people. This power is terrifying, and the assembly line has produced one hundred and eight great immortals, more than two hundred middle immortals, and more than four hundred small immortals.

And then through the ignition of these immortals...... The scene of the immortals fluttering finally appeared in the entire Han Immortal Margin.

Bingyi is not a "waste" that is easy to swell, impulse and move.

The time, place, and people were favorable, and he waited for another 36,000 years after the three were complete.

In a chrysanthemum blooming season, on the ninth day of the ninth month of September, the open day of the cold bridge, Bingyi finally made a move.

100,000 immortals crossed the cold bridge in one fell swoop and captured all the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in the base. Within three days, he occupied a piece of land in the Heavenly Court that was more than 3,000 miles long and wide.

Under the death of these large-scale, intensive, and mass-produced immortals, Bingyi took up the position of the great creator of the Great Cold Land.

Under the unprincipled concession and tolerance of the Heavenly Court, another five hundred years passed in confusion.

It wasn't until there was constant friction between Heavenly Court and the new border of the Great Han that the Eastern Princes came to Hanxian Hu for the first time to try to solve this old matter.

After several long talks, Mu Gong and Bingyi promised to open more than a dozen fortresses on the border on the first, fourth, and seventh days every month, and allowed the ordinary people of Hanxian Hu to exchange their salt for daily necessities in the Heavenly Court.

Bingyi promised not to harass the borders of the Heavenly Court again, and to return the 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals who had been captured to the Heavenly Court.

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Besides, Tang Linkun and they hurried day and night, and with the joint efforts of everyone, it only took about ten days to rush to the evergreen vine base bordering Hanxian Hu.

The supreme military commander of Evergreen Ivy is Yang Jian, the Erlang God who is one of the ten famous generals of the Heavenly Court, he is infinitely powerful and unpredictable, and he is good at eight or nine Xuangong (seventy-two changes).

Wu Chengen described Erlang God:

The appearance is handsome and dignified, and the ears are lobes, the shoulders and eyes are bright.

Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light goose yellow.

Wisps of gold boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt flower eight treasures makeup.

He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist and holds a three-pointed two-edged gun.

Tang Linkun and the others glanced at Erlang God from a distance, and felt that they were teased by Lao Wu again, in addition to being tall and tall, Erlang God was worth mentioning, and his appearance was really unsightly. It always feels like his eyes should be closer, his nose should be a little more upturned, and the corners of his mouth should be a little more balanced......

In today's words, he looks very good, looks very immoral, looks easy to cause traffic accidents, looks very well-intentioned, looks very power-hungry, and looks like espresso (distilled coffee, miserable). All in all, the organization and discipline of the facial features on Erlangshen's face are also a little too poor.

Erlang is ugly, but it doesn't affect his arrogance at all.

Although he was of noble birth, he never wanted to rely on the reputation of his uncle Jade Emperor. Usually almost do not interact with the heavenly court, just like the rich second generation is unwilling to rely on the strength of the family and wants to work hard by himself, there is a very inspirational spirit. For the Jade Emperor, he only "listened to the tune and did not listen to the announcement", meaning to obey the arrangements of government affairs and military affairs, and did not want to have too close contacts in private.

Five hundred years ago, Mu Gong recruited Erlang God and 1,200 grass head gods under his command to guard the evergreen vine base, and fought thousands of battles with the Han Xianhu army of Bingyi, he guarded the northern border of the heavenly court, fulfilled his duties, worked hard, and never lost an inch of the heavenly court in his hands.

Regarding Mu Gong's Huairou policy, Erlang Shen was deeply unimpressed, and he always suggested that Mu Gong concentrate all the forces of the Heavenly Court to completely plow the cave of Han Xianhu to prevent future troubles.

But Mu Gong has his own ideas, he said, life is ruined, not what he wants to see.

All Erlang God was extremely uncomfortable when they saw Tang Linkun's ambassador group for implementing the Mu Gong's pacification policy. After he had dealt with all the military affairs at hand, and even fed the Howling Sky Dog a little dog food, he greeted the ambassador group who had been waiting outside the gate for a long time......