Chapter 64: Accidentally became an Internet celebrity
Huang Guofan's handwriting was not very good, but during the two years that he followed his master to study in the mountains, the master dictated that he wrote more than 100,000 words, which also made Huang Guofan's beautiful handwriting. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info wrote down more than a dozen medicinal herbs, sprinkled hundreds of words, and tore them off and handed them to the old man after writing.
"The old man's prescription you take three times a day, morning, noon and evening after meals, a pair of medicine a day, if you are troublesome to boil three times, you can only decoction once, but you must decoction a little longer, the ingredients in the medicine are decocted out. If you don't have a charcoal stove at home, you can put it on a natural gas stove and cook it. If you don't have a casserole, it doesn't matter, put the herb in a pressure cooker and stew it, then take it out and put it in a wok and cook for half an hour, then drain out the medicinal soup and divide it into three meals in the morning, noon and evening. This medicine can not only detect clots in blood vessels, but also remove other toxins from the body. You may have diarrhea after every drink, but don't be afraid that it's normal. I've prescribed you five pills, and you'll be able to live at least two more years after drinking them! Well, two more years to your original age, because the toxins in your body have been discharged. ”
"Haha, really? That's great, thank you so much! I'll get off the train and go to my house to sit down! I have to thank you so much!" The old man was very excited when he heard Huang Guofan's words.
The old man took the prescription and didn't look at it a few times, but someone next to him looked at it and said to the old man, "Old man, I'll get off the train later, let's make a copy of this prescription, how about giving me this original?"
The old man was puzzled and asked, "Why do some people in your family have cerebral thrombosis?" Do you need a prescription? It's just that this prescription was prescribed by a doctor, so we can't sell this prescription to you without their consent! I can't be so unconscientious. If you're going to buy someone's doctor, isn't it here?
The man was very embarrassed and scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I mainly look at the few lines on this prescription The words are too beautiful, smart and elegant, this word is like a soul, and it looks like it has endless beauty, so I want to collect it, but I didn't expect this to be a prescription that cannot be leaked." It's too simple for me to think!" The man walked up to Huang Guofan and arched his hand at Huang Guofan and said, "I am a teacher at the School of Literature of Peking University, I see that you just sprinkled hundreds of words, and you are very smart and elegant, so I want to use it to collect and copy it, but this is a prescription, I wonder if you can write a word for me and let me take it back to my students?"
After hearing this, Huang Guofan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "You are a teacher at Peking University? You just said that you want to buy my handwriting and copy it back? This is not a joke! Haha, when I was in junior high school, our Chinese teacher thought my handwriting was ugly, so I contacted it every day. I have more homework every day than others, I hated my handwriting to the core, I didn't expect you to think that my words are smart and free, okay, no money, when I finish seeing this lady, I will write you a one! Haha, I am very excited at the thought that my words will be spread on the campus of Peking University, haha! Come on lady stretch out your hand, I will diagnose your pulse!"
The lady was also very happy, "Haha, I just said it so casually, I didn't expect you to agree, then you just show me, I've been suffering from insomnia for a while, and I don't know what's going on!"
Huang Guofan frowned, changed his hand, and diagnosed: "Actually, part of your insomnia is caused by metabolic disorders and psychological stress in the body. Isn't your job very simple every day, you don't need to use your brain or consume too much physical strength, just sit where you rarely move? And every day after work, you drive, don't exercise much? Although this job is very simple but very stressful, you think about some work-related things every day, which makes your brain always in a semi-active state, so that you can't sleep deeply, and wake up from time to time. And this insomnia makes your work more negative, so that you can't sleep more and more?"
The lady nodded fiercely, "Yes, that's the case, I used to do business, and now I've become a business manager, basically I don't run the business anymore, the business is run by the group of people under me, I sit in the office all day long, assign tasks and sign and so on, but now the market is sluggish, I'm not good as a business manager, I can't think about it every day, I haven't slept well for more than ten days, and I can't sleep at night without energy during the day." Doctor, what is the best way to cure my disease, as long as there is medicine, I don't care how much money it is!"
Huang Guofan smiled and said, "This disease can actually be treated without medicine, you can take the time to do a massage, go to a sauna, take a good bubble bath, accelerate metabolism, exercise moderately every day, and you can sleep well at night." However, white-collar workers like you basically don't have much time to exercise, if you are willing to drink Chinese medicine, I can prescribe you a calming medicine, this medicine can sleep well at night, and the spirit is good during the day, and the brain is clear!"
After thinking for a while, the white collar said, "Then you can prescribe me a prescription, I'm afraid that I can't keep up with my exercise, and it will be difficult to restrain insomnia for a while. You can give me a prescription!"
Huang Guofan smiled and said, "Okay, this medicine is the same, three times a day, the effect of Chinese medicine is a little slower, and the taste is very bitter, so you need to drink it after meals to avoid hurting your stomach." If necessary, you can add sugar, in fact, adding sugar is only an impression of the taste and will not affect the efficacy of the medicine. Hey, I've given you a pulse check, so can I use a few more pieces of this paper?
"Haha, I'm kidding you, this paper is worth a few dollars, and I will give it to anyone who needs it, doesn't this see that you have high medical skills and want you to help?
Huang Guofan unfolded the notebook on the table, picked up the pen and tilted his head and thought, "Hey, it's been more than ten years since I graduated, I didn't study well in high school, there are not many things I can remember, I still like Li Bai's pinnacle work, Shu Dao is difficult." It's dangerous, it's difficult, it's difficult to go to the sky!"
Huang Guofan forgot to write the words, but fortunately standing behind him was a teacher from Peking University, who recited Huang Guofan's high-spirited writing affectionately behind Huang Guofan, and sprinkled three full pages. Because I had to copy Huang Guofan's writing of every word, I wrote three pages in a notebook about the size of an A4 paper.
This time Huang Guofan wrote with his heart, and the teacher's affectionate recitation made Huang Guofan understand Li Bai's state of mind at that time.
There are a lot of onlookers, many people take pictures and record videos with their mobile phones, and when they see Huang Guofan's words, this group of people want to buy, so they want to buy, at this time the conductor reported "Arrive at the station ahead, TJ station, please get ready for the passengers!"
Hearing this, Huang Guofan laughed, "I'm sorry, I have more than enough strength to do it, I'm going to TJ Customs soon, and the train will arrive at the station and I can't write anything, since you like it, I'll write it to you when I have the opportunity to do it." If anyone has a chronic disease in the future and thinks that Chinese medicine can cure it, go to BJ's house and community to find me, where do I open a clinic, okay everyone, we won't talk much, I'm going to get off the bus and have a chance to see you again. ”
At this time, the old man who was rescued by Huang Guofan said, "Benefactor, you saved my life, I don't want a penny, such a good person is hard to find, how about going to my house for a cup of morning tea before leaving?"
Huang Guofan said with a smile: "Although the old people are afraid to help the old people now, because they are afraid of blackmail, why don't we compare our hearts with our hearts, what if it is my old father who is in a coma outside? Don't take it to heart, just a warm-hearted crowd you met on the train. After you go back, take this prescription to catch the medicine, take five pieces of medicine is almost the same, this medicine is only for your situation, if other people have the same disease as you, it is not recommended that you take out this prescription, because different patients induce different causes, different physiques, and the dosage of medicine is not the same, and there will be problems if you eat indiscriminately. Okay, old man, go back quickly, I still have to find a bus to go to TJ Customs, I bought a car from the United States and have to pay customs duties to pick up the car. After I went to the house, I rested at noon, so I had to wait a few more hours. I'm going to Hengdian after picking up the car, so I won't go to your house, if there is a fate, we will definitely meet again. Okay, goodbye!"
Just when Huang Guofan waved goodbye and got off the train and left the station, the video taken by netizens of him saving people on the train and writing well, was put on the Internet. It was soon pushed to the headline by enthusiastic netizens, and the world sighed without sighing: "**** is strong, my Chinese medical skills! My Chinese medicine has finally accumulated a lot of money! What has been passed down for thousands of years is better than what is only a few hundred years old!"
"The words on the prescription prescribed by the doctor I saw before are completely ghost paintings, who can recognize one, this is the most superb medical skill I have ever seen, and the best writing of a doctor, watching the scene should not be a show, I am proud that I can have such a miracle doctor in China!"
"My God, I am a student of Peking University, this teacher is a professor of the School of Culture, his own calligraphy is the number one calligrapher in our country, he actually went to ask for the word to copy! This word is really valuable, why didn't I get a piece of the car at that time, if I also ask for a piece of words, then sit and wait for appreciation!"
"Wa Ka Ka, the professor of Peking University asks for a copy of the word, this doctor wants to be hot, and his clinic is estimated to be overcrowded, seeing a doctor is a trivial matter, and asking for a word is a big thing!
"Just now, the doctor said that there is a medical center in BJ's home and community! Not to mention, where will I go to get a shop to frame calligraphy and paintings, and ensure that I can make money!"
"I'm going to open a restaurant so people in line for medical care can have a hot meal. ”
Huang Guofan was on the bus to TJ Port at this time, and he didn't know anything about what was happening online.