When Huang Guofan arrived at TJ Port, it was already eleven o'clock, and everyone was going to have lunch. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Huang Guofan's heart was furious, "Why are you staring at me all the time!"

At this time, a man in a white customs uniform stood up: "We look at your dress, none of them are brand-name goods, and your body is only five or six hundred yuan from head to toe plus a backpack, and your speech and demeanor do not look like a rich person, worth two and a half million US dollars, according to the current exchange rate of one to six between the RMB and the US dollar, this is a luxury car of 15 million." You bought it with the money?"

Huang Guofan smiled, "Hey, it turned out to be this, I really can't afford it, but my girlfriend has money, she paid for it, I just came to get a car." ”

The customs nodded with a smile and said, "Oh, that's the case, I understand, I understand." It's just that we now have a law that says that cars imported from abroad must pay 20 percent tariffs, 15 percent consumption tax, and 15 percent value-added tax, which means that your 15 million luxury cars need to pay 7.45 million taxes and fees before the car can be taken away. If you can't afford to pay the taxes, you can choose to return the item. ”

"What! I still have to pay 7.45 million taxes and fees! My God, isn't this going to kill me? Now I have 50,000 yuan on me, and you let me go up there and get 7.4 million yuan!"

The customs shook his head and said, "We can't do anything about this, this is the law, this used to be higher, the tariff was 20 percent, the consumption tax was 17 percent, and the value-added tax adjusted according to the price of your 15 million VAT has to be 40 percent, fortunately, now that the domestic car has developed, the tax on the import of this car has been reduced, otherwise you can't afford it!"

Huang Guofan scratched his ears and cheeks, he didn't expect to need so much money, and couldn't help but make a mistake for a while, and asked Zhao Yuxin for money, it's not appropriate, ask the family for money, although the money was given by his brother in minutes, but once he let his family know that he spent more than 7 million yuan, he had to go crazy in order to buy a car. "When do you get off work?"

Customs looked at the time on the computer: "We leave work on time at twelve o'clock, go to work at two o'clock in the afternoon, and you can find a way to borrow money for two hours at noon." Since your girlfriend can afford it, then the tax will naturally be paid, you can ask her to get the money!"

Huang Guofan scratched his head and said, "I'm so embarrassed, people have already paid fifteen million, let me ask her again, won't she become a little white face? No, how can I be embarrassed to ask her for money? I think this money is still my own, I just want to borrow some money." ”

The customs smiled and said, "This 7.45 million is not a small amount, who will lend it to you for no reason, but since you said you can borrow it, I think you should be able to borrow it, we will go to work at two o'clock in the afternoon, you had better pay this tariff in two or three days, the containers are stacked here and are in the way!"

Huang Guofan smiled and said, "I haven't even eaten breakfast since I came over from BJ in the morning, and I won't starve to death until two o'clock in the afternoon? Don't you have half an hour to get off work? I'll call after a while and ask about the situation." ”

At this time, the person Huang Guofan could think of was naturally Tang Dezhi, this guy was righteous and rich, and asked him to borrow money, so Huang Guofan dialed Tang Dezhi's phone, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Tang Dezhi answered the phone and said, "What else can you do? Of course it's dinner! Are there something you have to do when you call me at this time? Even if a person like you has a good relationship, there is nothing to call easily, tell me something!"

Huang Guofan laughed twice, "You still know me, the situation is like this, my girlfriend bought me a good car from the United States, and now it is here at TJ Customs, I have to pay the corresponding tariffs if I want to drive away, but I don't have so much money on me now, so I think of you, brother, how can you have money?"

Tang Dezhi laughed: "Joke, I'm so big, how can a boss have no money?

"Seven million four hundred thousand!"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem! How much! 7.4 million yuan! The tariff on a car is actually 7.4 million yuan! How many luxury cars can you buy in China with 7.4 million yuan? What kind of car did your girlfriend buy for you? How much did you buy it? How much did you buy it? How much is the tariff rate? Why is it so expensive? Tang Dezhi, who was having dinner, was taken aback by the 7.4 million yuan and choked on it.

Huang Guofan smiled innocently: "The civilian version of the military-grade protection Humvee that my girlfriend bought for me from the United States costs 2.5 million US dollars, which is exactly 15 million yuan when converted into adult currency, 20 percent of the customs duty, 15 percent of the consumption tax, 15 percent of the value-added tax, a total of 50 percent of the tax, exactly 7.45 million, I have 50,000 and ask you to borrow 7.4 million." ”

Tang Dezhi coughed and said, "Hey, fortunately, you are looking for me to borrow money, if other people really can't come up with so much money, my hotel is cash flow, there is always money in the account, it happens to be a private company, I can use this money at will, I have more money on the card, give me your account number, I will give you money immediately!"

Huang Guofan immediately smiled, "I know that your old Tang is righteous, I will hurry up and pay you back this money, if you are in a hurry to use the money, you can tell me that I can help you change the money!"

Tang Dezhi laughed, "What else is it, they are all brothers, and brothers are difficult to support, didn't you say that this car was bought by your girlfriend? It seems that good things are coming, this money will be my share of money, you just take it." ”

Huang Guofan looked embarrassed, "I'm just getting along with others now, people are people who can afford fifteen million luxury cars, I'm a poor country boy, people may not be able to take a fancy to me, I have to pay back this money." You give it to me first, and when I go back, let's make a note of how much I owe you, and we have a bottom in our hearts!"

Tang Dezhi understood what kind of person Huang Guofan was, so he said, "Okay, let's talk about it when you come back, send me the card number, I'll call you immediately, the customs will get off work at twelve o'clock, let's try to finish it as soon as possible!"

As soon as he hung up the phone, Huang Guofan received a text message less than a minute later, which showed that his account had been deposited with 10 million yuan a minute ago. Huang Guofan immediately called back: "Didn't Old Tang say 7.4 million, why did you give me 10 million?"

Tang Dezhi smiled and said, "Didn't you say that you want to repay me? Then how much I lend you, don't you have to repay me in the end? Borrow 10 million from you, of course you have to repay me 10 million? You can use this money first, and when you have money, you can pay me back at one time, what a big deal, if I don't talk to you, if I don't eat, I won't be able to eat this meal if I don't eat, you hurry up and go through the formalities, and let me see what your luxury car looks like when the time comes!"

Huang Guofan hung up the phone, and when he saw that this group of customs people were looking at him like strange animals, Huang Guo couldn't help asking, "Do you have flowers on my face?"

Just now, the customs officer said, "Your face is full of flowers, you have refreshed our friend's pass, asked a friend to borrow money, and my friend agreed without saying a word, and opened his mouth to 7.4 million yuan, and directly gave 10 million." You have to know our current circle of friends, borrowing 500 yuan from them is like asking him to cut a piece of meat, I really want to make a friend like your friend!"

Huang Guofan laughed: "This is not my friend, this is my brother, the brother who made his life, if you are willing to fellowship with your friend, he will also give you generously and selflessly, the money is in the account, let's go through this procedure!"

The customs blushed and said, "This is our official account, you put 7.45 million into this account, we will issue you an invoice, and you can go and drive away your luxury car!"

Huang Guofan completed the transfer, the other party printed out three invoices, Huang Guofan picked up the invoice and looked at it and said, "Now the invoice has a scratch area, I see that this invoice also has a cloth to know if you can win the prize!"

Huang Guofan laughed, "God have mercy on me, I borrowed 10 million at once, how can I pay it back, I didn't expect his old man to give me 50,000 yuan directly, I'm so excited, haha, redeem the prize!"

The staff member smiled and said, "It seems that my luck is good today, I have to buy a lottery ticket at night, maybe I can win 5 million!" Although he won 50,000 yuan, 20% of his personal income tax was deducted on the spot, which made Huang Guofan smile bitterly. When the prize was claimed, it was 12 o'clock, and the customs began to close. Although the customs was off duty, these customs officers still did not leave, because they wanted to see what this luxury car with a total value of 22.45 million yuan looked like.

Under the leadership of the customs personnel, Huang Guofan came to an open space at the wharf, where the containers were neatly stacked, and Huang Guofan's car was on the bottom floor, "We put this container on the very ground, so that the car can be driven out when the container is opened." This car was not transported in the open air but loaded into the container, it seems that the protection of the luxury car is different!

The container was opened, and suddenly Huang Guofan and the customs people were stunned, the entire container was filled with white foam, and there were many onlookers.

"This is to prevent the ship from being shaken by the wind and waves at sea, and the paint of the body is knocked off, so it is deliberately filled, but why not use steel cables to fix it, so much foam!" a customs officer explained why there is so much foam.

When the foam board was taken out, everyone was shocked by the black Humvee in front of them, and many onlookers at the scene took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and Huang Guofan smiled and said, "Damn, these two thousand two million four hundred and fifty thousand, it's worth the money! This ****** is an armored car! Okay, haha!"