"No problem! No problem!" Xuanzang waved his hand lightly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but I feel good about this middle-aged man in my heart, rough but polite, thick with fine, very good. I feel like I've read books for a few years, and I don't feel like a pure villager.

Xuanzang looked at the four people opposite, these four people were all strong and rugged, probably all of them were villagers who were farming. The middle-aged man in the middle was the oldest, about thirty years old, but faintly he was also the center of the four.

And the middle-aged man who was the leader also carried a small burden behind him, but the four of them vaguely seemed to regard this burden as very important, and their actions unintentionally protected the burden.

This group of people also came from nowhere, and it looked dusty.

And there is also a deep vigilance between the eyebrows towards himself and others, and the middle-aged man in the middle is still slightly hidden, but the other three people are not hiding their vigilance against themselves and others.

"Cut!" The man known as the second child cut at this time, turned his head sideways to look away, but did not refute the words of the middle-aged man at the head. However, when his gaze shifted, he saw a monkey face.

"Snort!" and the monkey grinned at the second child at this time, so frightened that the second child couldn't help but take a step back.

"Wukong, don't be rude!" Xuanzang scolded the monkey.

The monkey was silent, and stood aside with the monkey's face hanging without speaking.

"Sorry, the scoundrels are messing around. Xuanzang clasped his hands together and nodded to the other side to apologize.

"It's okay!" the middle-aged man said with a smile, giving him a sense of honesty and cleverness, and then he spoke in a slightly uncertain tone. "Master, you... Are you going out?"

These words seem to have a bit of a reminder.

"What does it matter to you if we can't get out?!" Pig pouted and said dissatisfied.

"Don't talk too much!" Xuanzang slapped the pig's head very violently.

Then he immediately returned to that light-as-water temperament, clasped his hands together and nodded to the four people opposite:

"Yes, we're just ready to go. Xuanzang said, "In that case, I'll leave first!"

Saying that, Xuanzang led the three of them towards the door, the pig followed behind Xuanzang, Sha Wujing led the big white horse to follow, the monkey walked at the end, and when passing by the four people, the monkey couldn't help but wave the golden hoop stick to the four people, and put on a fierce expression and screamed at the four people.

Except for the middle-aged people who were frightened, they couldn't help but take a step back in fear.

But the monkey didn't do anything, and after being scared, he followed Xuanzang and the others.

"Big brother, look!" Suddenly, a young man on the other side of the middle-aged man pointed to the monkey's golden hoop stick, and said with a light in his eyes: "That stick seems to be pure gold! And look at the four monks are also dressed well, they should be rich monks, if they do this vote, Yin Yin's illness will be saved." ”

"Don't mess around!" said the eldest brother in a low voice to the young man, "they don't mess with us, and it's immoral for us to do so." ”

"Big brother, are you funny, aren't you?! Robbery is still moral? How can morality be as important as Xiao Yinyin's life!" The young man frowned, "Big brother, you don't have the guts! If you don't do it, I'll do it!"

So saying, the young man went out.

"The Third ......"

The eldest brother's hand also stretched out and was about to grab the young man, but halfway through it, he suddenly stopped, his expression was entangled, and then his hand was put down weakly, and he sighed silently between his lips.

"Monks, stop me!" the young man shouted at the monkeys.

The four monkeys turned their heads in surprise and looked at the young man who had pulled out the hidden knife.

Then the young man was heard shouting at the four of them:

"Robbery!"

"Robbery?"

The four monkeys were stunned for a moment, staring blankly at the young man.

What is a robbery? Oh, this knows.

The question is:

How should I be robbed?

What is the procedure for being robbed?

How do you pretend to be scared of being robbed?

Oh, and also, robbing money or robbery?

And why rob the four of them?

Do they know that there is a lot of oil and water to be a monk? ）

The four people, who had never been robbed, were suddenly stunned.

"Master, are we going to be robbed?" the monkey turned his head and asked Xuanzang, a great doctor who had always been erudite, "Moreover, what should it be like to be robbed?"

"This... That..."Xuanzang pondered, "I don't know either. ”

"Puff...... Pig laughed involuntarily, "I don't know if you've thought about it for so long, it's really funny." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" the young man looked at the monks who were ignoring him chatting and laughing, and couldn't help but shout angrily to the four monkeys:

"Don't laugh, be serious, be serious, we're robbing!"

"Yes... Right...... At this moment, the last of the four men who did not speak stood up, his fatter than the other three, the flesh on his face seemed to be huddled together, holding a large hammer, pointing at the monkey and the four stammered a little:

"I... I... We, hit... Beat... Hit ............"

"Robbery!" the young man couldn't listen to it anymore, so he directly added the following words.

"Whew!" everyone was put down by the entanglement of the stammering words.

"Just... That's it!" the stammering man nodded in agreement.

"I... I... We hit... Beat... Robbery!" Zhu Bajie said as he learned the words of the stammering man, and after speaking, he covered his stomach and laughed:

"I like you robbers the most, not only are you not professional at all, but you are also responsible for the funny plot. ”

"You... You ......" The stammering man blushed from the pig's laughter, pointing at the pig and unable to speak.

"Wu Neng!" At this time, Xuanzang slapped the pig's head again, "You can't joke about other people's flaws." ”

"Oh!" the pig sighed and took a few steps back, but it was grimacing at the robber opposite in a place where Xuanzang couldn't see, and the pig's face suddenly became even more terrifying.

"Donor!" Xuanzang stepped forward, "We don't have anything of value on us, and it is not the right way to rob the house, and I hope that the donors will know their way back, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha." ”

"Become your ancestor!" the young man did not appreciate it, but scolded Xuanzang.

"You tell my grandson again!" At this time, the monkey walked up to Xuanzang and said to the robber with a cold face.

"Again... Say what's wrong again, I... I can say it again ten times and a hundred times!" The young man was frightened by the cold-faced monkey and flinched slightly, and his tone became a little stammered like the man beside him, but he still stiffened up and shouted at the monkey, "Become your ancestor!"

"Become your ancestors, become your ancestors, become your ancestors, become your ancestors......"

Hearing this, the monkey's eyes narrowed, and a dangerous light bloomed in his eyes.

"When you monkey brother and I plagued the world, your ancestors didn't know where to eat milk in the first eighteen generations!" the monkey tilted his head slightly, grinned, looked at the robber opposite from a downward angle, and raised his eyebrows.

"Moreover, I can tell you responsibly that Brother Monkey is very angry, and the consequences are serious. ”

PS: This chapter pays homage to "No Thieves in the World", an eternal classic.