Act 2: I met her (Dou Yuan is kind and black outside, and Jade Rabbit beckons relatives to seek immortality.) Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo）

Looking at the moon is a lonely thing. But since I met her, looking at the moon is a happy thing. -- Zhu Bajie

[From tomorrow, be a maverick pig.]

Lead horses, collect firewood, and travel east to the Tang Dynasty.

From tomorrow onwards, care about the ministry and the relationship,

I have a dream that facing the moon, there will be Chang'e falling. 】

(Adapted from Haizi's "Facing the Sea, Spring Blossoms": From tomorrow, be a happy person.) Feed the horses, chop wood, and travel the world. From tomorrow, caring for food and vegetables, I have a house, facing the sea, and the spring flowers are blooming. ）

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{Chapter 1: Very Affectionate!}

The four of them suffered setbacks in Yuzhenguan, but the rest of the way was quite smooth.

After all, these lands are close to the Lingshan Holy Realm, so they all belong to the territory of Buddhism. Along the way, almost every household recites the Buddha and recites the scriptures. Go to the fate, and the host's family will also be polite monks.

Therefore, Buddhism is not useless, at least many believers will be more generous, at least to show that this is the case.

There is only one thing to be aware of, and this is the lesson of blood.

In these places, don't say what kind of Buddha you are, unless you can really play in the air with a golden light and a circle of light hanging from the back of your head, otherwise don't say what kind of Buddha you are.

Anyway, when Xuanzang and the four of them entered the village for the first time, they went to turn their fate in the name of Zhantan Merit Buddha and Fighting Victory Buddha. Then, in the next moment, the whole village poured out like monkeys.

They all have brooms, kitchen knives, and rolling pins in their hands......

The four of them all laughed, thinking that these villagers were so good! They received them so ceremoniously.

Uncle, don't sweep the floor, it's already clean;

Auntie, don't cook too much, we don't eat much, and one family is good at cooking, what are so many families doing with kitchen knives?

Really, big sister don't make pasta, don't make dumplings, let's just eat.

Hey...... How can anyone still have a pig-killing knife?

Uncle, we are monks, we don't eat meat, especially pork, we have a pig in us, we have to eat early.

These people are very kind! They all rushed up to their house for dinner.

Very kind! The four of them could only run away.

It's very kind! These villagers are chasing after them.

Isn't it necessary to have a meal?!?!!!

Uncle, I was wrong! I shouldn't have pretended to be a Buddha of Meritorious Virtue;

I was wrong! I lied to you, I am not a fighting Buddha, I am just a little monkey;

I'm wrong! I'm handsome, not the ugly golden-bodied Arhat, and I shouldn't have deceived you about your fairy-like feelings;

Uncle! Wait, uncle! Let go of your knife, let go of your pig-killing knife! Don't be impulsive. Yes, yes, I'm not the handsome and dashing messenger of the Pure Altar! How could it be, I'm so ugly! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just a pig. Don't sauce purple, ah!!!! flax falls!!!!!!

Yes!

If so, you'll be chased and beaten by a village of people with brooms and sticks, just like the four of them.

Isn't it an honor?

Zhu Wuneng: I'm honored to be your sister!

Author: Group leader, I ask that Zhu Wuneng be banned, he swears, uncivilized!

Group leader: Okay, ban the author.

Author: Om Mm......

In this way, after the first lesson, all four of them learned to be obedient.

To turn into a smile, it is the same as asking for food;

Spend the night smiling, just like being prostituted;

Preach with a smile, just like a pyramid scheme.

Finally, don't say you're a Buddha, or you may not be able to live!

Okay, according to the above experience, the four of them lived safely for six or seven days.

On the seventh day, it was getting nearly dusk.

"It's getting late, where can I spend the night?" Xuanzang looked at the gradually fading sky and asked lightly.

The monkey ran a few steps forward, and because of his good eyes, he was generally a high-energy telescope in the team, responsible for finding the way.

Of course......

"There is a Huaguang Courtyard in front. It's just a little broken!"

Just as the monkey was holding his palms and looking around, a cold mechanical sound came from the white horse's body. Sure enough, after the sound sounded, the monkey also found several dilapidated houses not far away.

Of course...... Generally speaking, you don't need monkeys to find a place.

The white horse is equipped with the most powerful navigator in the two worlds of immortals and Buddhas - the immortal guides!

When everyone walked to the front, they found a collapsed archway, there was still a dilapidated plaque hanging on the square, and several layers of dust had accumulated on the plaque, but the four big characters of "Huaguang Xingyuan" could still be seen vaguely.

The four of them walked in and found that the house was not ordinarily broken, the walls had collapsed, and the surrounding area was overgrown with weeds and no one in sight. Green moss is painted all over some of the walls, like a green landscape painting.

But for the four of them, it's nice to have a place to shelter from the elements. After all, many times you have to sleep in the wilderness, and the sky is the bed of the earth, so it is already very good to have such a place.

The four of them rested in the courtyard for one night, and the next day they were ready to leave just after dawn.

And just as the four of them were about to go out, the big white horse standing in the corner suddenly sounded its mechanical cold voice:

"Alarm, alarm, someone approaching, someone approaching!"

"Huh!" the monkey startled, "someone's coming?!"

And just after the monkey's voice fell, four figures walked in from outside the Huaguang Courtyard.

"Someone!" led by a bearded, stout middle-aged man. When he saw the four monkeys at this time, his brows suddenly furrowed, and his body suddenly tightened, and he took a defensive posture.

"No! it's a demon!" The middle-aged man at the head reacted again in an instant, his body tensed even tighter, and he was about to prepare to escape.

At this time, Xuanzang spoke, and said to the four people with his hands folded:

"Don't be afraid, the four of us are monks, and although my three disciples are demons, they are also good demons. ”

Xuanzang said this very seriously, of course, he can still be serious when he should be serious.

"Good demon?" Another young man next to the middle-aged man, but who looked stronger than the middle-aged man at the head, heard Xuanzang's words, and couldn't help but sneer, "Is there a good demon in this world?"

"Even good people are rare breeds, let alone bloodthirsty youkai!"

"Second brother!" The middle-aged man led by him immediately scolded the stout man. Then he folded his hands, bowed to Xuanzang, and said respectfully:

"Master is not strange! My second brother is a little open-mouthed, the countryside is used to being wild, and he doesn't know the etiquette, I hope the master will forgive me!"

PS: The plot I wrote is not quite the same as the plot of Journey to the West, not only the whole is reversed, but the order of each difficult plot may also be reversed, and the most important thing is that the characters in it may be reversed, if you don't like it, please forgive me.