Chapter 26: Money Treats Me as Dung
"Cut ......"
Guo Fu pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "Your name is also very ordinary",
"Although my name is average, I have connotation", Jiang Feng shook his messy hair in a chic manner, with a smile flowing in his eyes, excited about his imminent successful plan, maybe in a few days, Guo Jing will take the initiative to find me, and he will take me back to Peach Blossom Island with a handful of snot and tears,
Rattle......
The road to success is just around the corner, and you can't be happy or not
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"Don't deliberately avoid the topic, you say, how can I be willing to teach me a yang finger", Guo Fu crossed her hands on her waist and asked angrily, obviously, she was still a little angry that Jiang Feng said that her name was not good. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Jiang Feng glanced at her, and said indifferently, "I heard that the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master is a man like me, who is both chic and wise, with poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, medical skills and astrology, Qimen Dunjia, almost everything is proficient, and most of his martial arts are self-created......
"Phew, shameless, you are embarrassed to say that my grandfather is a man who is both chic and wise like you, don't you feel blush"? Jiang Feng was only halfway through his words when he was interrupted by Guo Fu, and his innocent and lovely face showed a touch of undisguised disdain,
Jiang Feng's cheeks twitched, and he shook his head a little ashamedly, "That's right, your grandfather is indeed not a man who is both dashing and wise like me......
"It's about the same", Guo Fu raised her chin proudly, her tail was almost up to the sky, however, Jiang Feng's words instantly made her fall from the proud heaven to the mortal dust, and she almost didn't fall to death.
"Time is a ruthless pig-killing knife, and it is also the biggest nightmare of a handsome man, time can make all good things no longer beautiful, and time can make things that are not beautiful become unsightly...... Your grandfather has spent his time in the mood for love, and he may be full of gray hair at the moment, so he is definitely not as handsome as me, so how can your grandfather be a man who is both chic and wise like me...... Sure enough, I'm the only beautiful man in the world."
“......”,
Guo Fu was dumbfounded, speechless, completely stunned by Jiang Feng's shamelessness, oh my God, how can there be such a shameless person in this world, upright summer, the sun is shining, he is so thick-skinned, doesn't he feel hot?
Just when Guo Fu was speechless, Jiang Feng said lightly, "If you teach me a few sets of Peach Blossom Island martial arts casually, I will teach you a yang finger",
The voice in her ears made Guo Fu wake up from her stunned, and after she heard Jiang Feng's words clearly, a rich surprise suddenly welled up on her cheeks, and then her cheeks were slightly red, and her voice was like a mosquito and a fly, weak and inaudible, and said, "I...... I will only have one set of "Luoying Sword Palm",
Jiang Feng rubbed his eyebrows and said disdainfully, "You are also the granddaughter of the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master, and you can only use one set of "Luoying Divine Sword Palm", it really makes people laugh out of their big teeth when you say it, slow, is Luoying Divine Sword Palm a sword move or a palm technique?"
Guo Fu's face was hot, and he twisted and pinched, "This is a palm technique created by my grandfather, this set of palm techniques is based on sword moves, supplemented by formations, and the two are combined with each other to give birth to a mysterious martial arts, so it is both a palm technique and a sword move, but because it adds the method of change of the Five Elements Bagua Array, it is more subtle than ordinary martial arts."
"I'll teach you "Luoying Divine Sword Palm", you teach me a yang finger, okay?"
Guo Fu told all the advantages of the 'Luoying Divine Sword Palm' in one go, just to be able to persuade Jiang Feng to teach her the 'One Yang Finger', but she herself knew that although this set of palm techniques was infinite and exquisite, it was always inferior to the One Yang Finger, after all, the 'One Yang Finger' was the famous skill of the Master of One Light, and today, only the magic power of the fingers, the eighteen palms of the dragon, and the dog stick method can be compared, so the confidence when speaking is a little insufficient, for fear that Jiang Feng will not agree.
"Row ......",
Seeing that Jiang Feng agreed to the 'exchange', Guo Fu raised his eyebrows, "Then you are not allowed to lie to me",
"I never deceive people", Jiang Feng nodded solemnly,
Hey...... A yang finger needs a strong internal force as the basis to be used, but you don't have internal force, even if your brother teaches you a yang finger, you can't use it, besides, no woman has ever learned a yang finger in history, if you guess correctly, a yang finger is the most rigid to yang, the purest and most fierce martial arts, not suitable for women to practice at all...... You're just a man who looks a lot like a woman, otherwise it's hard to do.
Hey...... Sister smash, I didn't lie to you!
If you can't learn it, it's none of my business!!
Seeing that Jiang Feng agreed so happily, Guo Fu hesitated slightly, and kept looking at Jiang Feng with suspicious eyes, "Then you swear not to lie to me",
Belch......
Jiang Feng was very depressed, how could this sentence sound so unreasonable, it always felt like an innocent girl in love was coquettish to her beloved lover...... You swear to be good to me for the rest of your life...... You swore that you would never lie to me or leave me for the rest of your life.
Jiang Feng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said seriously, "If I lie to you, let 'Yang Guo' have your arm cut off, and you can't take care of yourself, and you can't even cut your fingernails, how about it, this oath is vicious enough, right?"
"Okay, I believe in you",
Xiao Guo Fu, who has nothing to do, doesn't know what a sinister human heart is, she naively thought that after Jiang Feng made an oath, she would definitely keep her promise, besides, this oath was so cruel, but it turned out that she was too simple,
What is the oath?
In today's society, the oath is like a fart, it was moving at the time, and it was pale and powerless afterwards, if someone believes in the oath, then most of them are girls who are in love.
No matter the ends of the world, as long as you need me, I will "fly" to your side...... What a sweet declaration of love, what a sincere heartfelt word, and then it is not ......
Frankly speaking, Jiang Feng has also made many oaths, and every time he is sincere, but none of them have been able to fulfill his promises...... Well, not once, really.
For example, when I was a child, I was always spanked by my father because of my bad grades, and at that time he secretly swore that I would study hard and make progress every day, and one day I would take the admission notice of 'Tsinghua University' and 'Peking University' and throw it in my father's face to let him know how honored it is to have such a good son as me......
However, after the college entrance examination, Jiang Feng scored a very gorgeous score...... 250,
That's right, no more, no less, just 250 points.
This gorgeous score not only blinded Jiang Feng's dog eyes, but also trampled on the oath he made with inspirational tears when he was hiding in the bed, and it became a laughing stock among his classmates, hey...... Shame on the dead!
Jiang Feng always believed that he couldn't get into Tsinghua University and Peking University, not because his grades were too poor, but because the other party didn't discover his inner charm through his ordinary appearance.
Tsinghua University, Peking University, you missed an opportunity to be rejected by me, will you feel sorry for this?
Ay...... Don't say anything, I feel sorry for you.
If Heaven is willing to give you another chance to make up for your regrets, will you accept me...... Okay, you don't have to answer that question, I don't want to know all of a sudden.