Chapter 25: Don't Corrupt My Soul with Money
"Can you teach me a yang finger"?
Guo Fu threw away the suspicion in his heart, and instead of continuing to interrogate Jiang Feng why he was the apprentice of Master Yideng, he grabbed his sleeve and said excitedly, "You teach me a yang finger, I can give you money, give you a lot of money"!
"Do not defile my pure soul with money"!
Jiang Feng felt that his dignity was deeply hit, he withdrew his sleeve and looked coldly at Guo Fu, who was cheering, "Rich birds can't afford it, do you think money can buy everything? Do you think money can represent justice in the world? Do you think that if you have money, you can trample on my sacred dignity casually?"
"No, you're wrong, money is something outside the body, life does not bring death, a person like me with high morals, simplicity and innocence, will never be corrupted by money, hum...... This handsome man regards money as dung, and gold and silver as rubble",
Looking at Jiang Feng's righteous and awe-inspiring self-talk, Xiao Guo Fu's mouth opened wide as if he saw a monster, and the open mouth seemed to be able to stuff a whole banana, and after being shocked, he said with a black line on his head, "Since you regard money as dung, why did you steal my money bag just now?"
"Uh......"!
Jiang Feng, who was talking rhetorically, was stunned for a moment, originally planned to instill a noble sentiment of 'Lao Tzu doesn't love money at all' to Guo Fu, he had even imagined that Guo Fu looked at him with admiration, and even said some inappropriate dialogues for children such as 'people want to give you monkeys', however, the fantasy plot in his mind did not appear,
Hearing Guo Fu's words, Jiang Feng almost choked to death with his own saliva, girl, can you chat, you talk so hurtfully, you must have no friends!
"Hey, why don't you speak", Guo Fu broke the quiet atmosphere again, however, it was two stiff words that responded to her,
"Huh...... Oh......",
Behind every hehe, there are countless embarrassments hidden!!
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"Hey, why are you leaving again, wait for me", Guo Fu trotted for a while, and caught up with Jiang Feng again, who was walking forward alone with a dark face, "You teach me a yang finger"!
Jiang Feng turned his head sideways and glanced at Guo Fu, who was full of expectation, and said in an unhappy tone, "If you teach me to flick my fingers, I will teach you a yang finger, otherwise you don't have to talk about it."
"I ...... I'm not going to snap a finger",
Hmph, side dish B, of course I know you won't snap your fingers,
Jiang Feng secretly thought in his heart, but he didn't have to pay attention to it, "Are you really the granddaughter of the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master?
Jiang Feng was obsessed with what happened just now, and now he finally had an opportunity to hit the other party, how could he easily miss it, after all, under his graceful appearance, there was a heart with a small belly and chicken intestines.
"You are the one who picked it up",
Sure enough, Guo Fu, who was still young, was so angry that his face turned red, and immediately scolded back, and then said aggrievedly, "My grandfather has a withdrawn personality, hates worldly etiquette, and has been away from home for several years, I came out this time to find him",
Jiang Feng's heart beat violently, and he asked casually, "Your grandfather is in Jiaxing City"?
Xiao Guo Fu groaned slightly, and said, "The beggar disciple once saw my grandfather nearby, so my father and mother took me out to look for it."
Xiao Guo Fu, who lives on Peach Blossom Island all the year round, has no experience in the rivers and lakes, and does not know what deception is, even in the face of a strange little beggar, he has no vigilance, so he said the purpose of this trip.
"Why didn't I see your parents when I stole your money bag just now, didn't they come?" Although Jiang Feng tried his best to remain calm, when he asked this question, there was still a hint of impatience in his tone,
Xiao Guo Fu didn't hear the change in Jiang Feng's tone, and replied shyly, "I heard that Jiaxing City is very fun, so I came in advance, and it may take three or four days for my father and mother to arrive."
Three or four more days?
Hearing this, Jiang Feng felt a little lost in his heart, and at the same time a little melancholy, after Guo Jing and Huang Rong arrived, I ...... Can I really prevent them from meeting Yang Guo? Can I really succeed in impersonating Yang Guo and Li Dai Taozhuang? Can I really tamper with the plot and stir up the situation?
Thinking of this, he sighed gloomily, and glanced at Guo Fu next to him vaguely, wanting to pretend to be Yang Guo, this little girl may be the most important weight in her hand.
Jiang Feng naturally wouldn't rush to Guo Jing stupidly, and said arrogantly that his name was Yang Guo, what was the difference between this and stupid x,
So Jiang Feng had an idea, thought of a strategy, and decided to use Guo Fu as a springboard to pass a message to Guo Jing, if she inadvertently revealed that she had a very handsome beggar friend named Yang Guo in the process of getting along with her parents, hehe...... When the time comes, you can grasp the initiative, even if you fail to pretend, it can be said that it is fate, with the same name and surname.
Well...... I'm really a good boy who is both smart and handsome!
But why doesn't this stinky girl ask me what my name is, it's not scientific,
She didn't ask me my name, so how could I be embarrassed to tell her openly that my name was Yang Guo?
"I heard that the Eastern Evil Huang Yaoshi has a beautiful daughter named Huang Rong, who is the first beauty in the rivers and lakes, and the first female gang leader of the beggar gang, and his son-in-law Guo Jing, who is said to be the descendant of Hong Qigong, has a set of eighteen palms to descend the dragon, and plays the bull b, is it true?" Jiang Feng said casually,
"Hmph"
Guo Fu snorted angrily, as if she was a little blaming Jiang Feng for not speaking big or small, but there was indescribable pride on her cheeks, since she didn't refute, it was a tacit acquiescence,
Jiang Feng's face was dark, and he scolded in his heart, isn't it just that he has a good father, a good mother, and a good grandfather, what is there that can't afford to be a bird?
I'm not jealous at all, really!!
Originally, he planned to wait slowly for Guo Fu to ask for his name during the chat, but now Jiang Feng's mood was terrible, so he didn't beat around the bush and took the initiative to ask, "Girl, I've known you for so long, I don't know what your name is?"
(Anyway, have you really known each other for a long time)?
"My name is Guo Fu",
Jiang Feng said with a flat expression, "This name is the same as I imagined......"
Guo Fu squinted her eyes and said with a smile, "This name was given by my mother, which means Qingshui Hibiscus, natural and innocent, isn't it very good?"
Jiang Feng nodded approvingly, and said indifferently, "Hmm...... The name is the same as I imagined it to be a dime...... It's the same featureless, it's the same without highlights, and it's not as good as 'Hibiscus soup dumplings'!"
Guo Fu's delicate chest rose and fell, so she was so angry that she immediately pointed at Jiang Feng angrily, "You, a little beggar who has never seen the world, actually said that my name is not as good as Furong soup dumplings...... And what's your name"?
When Jiang Feng heard this, he suddenly burst into tears, and whined...... Sister smashed, you finally asked my name, it was so touching, it was really not easy, at the moment, Jiang Feng raised his head and chest, his back was straight, and he said his name without guilt, "Lao Tzu Xing will not change his name, and he will not change his surname...... Yang Guo is also"!