"Zhendong, didn't the master tell you? You can go back to the human world after cultivating to 'from Tianjunye', why are you still making trouble?" Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Tianba, Lin Kun, you unload the wheels, the weeds on the river embankment are thick, let Chiji and Thief Li have a good meal. ”

"Yes, master. "Grazing is far easier and more fun than dealing with a psychopath, and the two of them agreed very crisply.

"My books, give me back my books. Zhendong suddenly realized that the book in his arms was missing, and with a shout, he squeezed between Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba, and rushed to the carriage.

Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba, who were caught off guard, slid down the river embankment, and their lower bodies were all soaked in the river water.

"Are you all right?" shouted the Foolish Fairy.

"It's okay, master, the river is shallow...... Senior Brother Nan and I can come up by ourselves. ”

"This neurotic, not enough to succeed and more to lose, worried that he would jump into the river, but the two of us came down. Damn, the clothes I just bought are all dirty. Nan Tianba was originally in a bad mood, but now his lower body is wet, and he scolds when he opens his mouth.

"Forget it, Senior Brother Nan, isn't Senior Brother Zhendong trapped by love and hasn't come out of the shadow of love yet? Come, I'll push you up first, and then you pull me. ”

Nan Tianba saw that Tang Linkun, who was hairless on his mouth, opened his mouth and fell in love, and laughed out loud, "Who cares about him, junior brother, our clothes are already wet anyway, and the river water is not cold, let's just take a bath!" Nan Tianba took off himself in a few strokes and threw his clothes onto the river embankment.

"Senior Brother Xiao Tang is coming, it's so comfortable, being able to swim in the fairy river in the fairy world is also a great enjoyment of life. "Nan Tianba's swimming skills look very good, treading water with his body straight, and more than half of his breasts are exposed to the water.

Tang Linkun was about to take off his sticky pants, when he suddenly heard a "bang" in the river, like a big fish turning over suddenly...... The figure of Nan Tianba disappeared from the river, and several small fish jumped out of the water, shining in a patch of pink, Tang Linkun was a little worried.

"Senior Brother Nan, don't swim far. ”

There was another "bang", Nan Tianba came out and swam back desperately: "Xiao Tang, come ashore, there is something in this river, ah——!"

"Help! Master, something has happened to Tianba!"

Without waiting for Tang Linkun to escape ashore, his waist tightened, and he didn't know what was entangled, pulling Tang Linkun to the deep water.

"Master, help!" Tang Linkun struggled desperately, and the thing became tighter and tighter.

"Lin Kun, grab the whip. The whip of the Confused Immortal landed accurately on Tang Linkun's arm, and Tang Linkun grabbed it tightly.

Tang Linkun was like a giant carp that had been hooked, thrown to the shore by a confused immortal.

The Confused Immortal whipped on the surface of the river, and the river was split into a gap more than a foot wide, and Nan Tianba at the bottom of the river was struggling desperately, he seemed to be entangled in aquatic weeds.

The neat river water like a knife and axe was quickly squeezed back, and it was about to be closed, and the whip in the hand of the confused fairy grew several feet, wrapped around Nan Tianba's waist at once, and suddenly retracted, Nan Tianba flew up, and the dozen or so aquatic plants that entangled his body, like gluten, were pulled for a long time, and finally all of them were broken.

Nan Tianba fell back to the shore, and Tang Linkun hugged Nan Tianba, "Senior brother, you don't matter, right?"

"Scared me to death, me. Nan Tianba's upper and lower teeth made a loud noise, and a few straps like aquatic plants on his waist fell to the ground and disappeared when they suddenly got into the mud......

"Let's go, let's go quickly, there's something strange about this river. ”

Without waiting for the three of them to leave, the calm river water seemed to be unwilling, the river surface swelled to a height of several zhang in the blink of an eye, and a big wave swept towards the shore...... The river slowly quieted down.

"Zhendong, Zhendong...... Senior Brother ——!"

Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba got rid of the danger, but the east of the town by the carriage was gone, and the confused fairy didn't dare to stay by the river any longer, so he put on the carriage and took Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba out of five miles away to a pavilion before stopping.

"You stay here and don't move, I'll go back and find Zhendong. ”

"Master, have we encountered a water ghost?" Nan Tianba had not yet adjusted from his panic.

"Where are the water ghosts in the fairy world, they should be the evil immortals who catch slaves, and they have made a water trap to catch you quasi-immortals. ”

"Master, if you leave, what if we encounter the evil immortal again?" Nan Tianba asked with palpitations.

"Don't worry, the master won't go far. As long as you shout, the master can hear it. If Zhendong is caught by the evil immortals, he will be miserable, and I will find him no matter what...... Change!"

After three turns, a boot-billed stork that could bite a fish soared into the air and flew towards the river.

The day is three feet high, and the master has not come back yet. The fairyland around me has long been tired of watching, to put it bluntly, the so-called fairyland is different from the scenery of the human world, that is, all objects in the fairyland will shine, and from time to time there will be diamond-like bright light flashing on their surface.

"Wouldn't it be that even the master was captured by the evil immortals to be immortal slaves?" Nan Tianba was already a little restless.

Tang Linkun picked up a copy of "Hundred Flowers and Immortals" and read it all in ten minutes boringly. Tang Linkun has read a lot of this kind of inspirational book in the human world.

"Senior brother, someone is coming, should we hide?" Nan Tianba saw movement in the distance, and immediately retreated a few steps into the pavilion.

"Just a few petty people who go down to the fields to farm, why should we hide?"

"Hey, isn't this the carriage of the Rope Palace?" an old farmer, who was slightly rich and had red skin, stopped by the carriage with a sturdy black ox and a ploughshare for ploughing the fields on his back. The old man was bare, with a pair of mud feet, and his trousers were rolled up above his knees, and he looked like he had just come home from morning work.

"Young man, you belong to the Rope Palace, right? What about your palace master? Oh, I sold these two horses to Liu He, and he and I are still classmates of the 'Nine Heavenly Immortal Academy'. The old farmer put down the plough and touched the two heavenly horses with pity, "It's a pity that such a good horse can only be used to pull a cart, it's a pity!"

"Uncle, the master has gone to find someone. We are quasi-immortals who have just arrived in the fairy world, you said that our master's name is Liu He, is it Liu He, the Marquis of Haidun in the Western Han Dynasty?" Nan Tianba asked in surprise, before leaving the human world, various TV stations reported at length that the tomb of Liu He, the Marquis of Haidu, was discovered, and the amount of horseshoe gold in the tomb was amazing.

"You two are worthy of being the apprentices of the Confused Immortals, and you are confused enough, you don't even know what your name is called as a master. That's right, your master is the grandson of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, the Marquis of Haidu, who only served as an emperor for 27 days, but did 1,127 ridiculous things. ”

The old man picked up the plough and continued: "When your master comes back, I will say that Senior Brother Yingzheng invited him to gather at Daohuaxiang Farm, and I invited him to drink osmanthus wine." ”

Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba had been shocked by the identity of the master just now, and the master who used money in the fairy world did not have the slightest personality overlap with the prince of the rich side. As soon as he heard that this old peasant called himself Yingzheng, could it be that he was "the first emperor of the ages, Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of the ages?" Nan Tianba couldn't even speak.

“...... Hey, we're ...... I tell you by all means. ”

The old farmer walked out of the old distance, Nan Tianba patted his chest and said, "I'm ashamed, I often talk about the deputy county magistrate, but now I think about it, it's not bullshit, the water in this fairy world is too deep......"

"If only I had time to have a candle night talk with these historical celebrities, how many historical mysteries can be clarified one by one. Tang Linkun sighed.

Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba discussed for a long time, and finally decided not to tell the master that his cemetery had been excavated.

After waiting for more than half an hour, a boot-billed stork landed on the carriage.

"Master, you're back. ”

"Alas, if only I had let Zhendong take the carriage of Maozhuyuan and go first. The confused fairy Liu He sat on the wheel and sighed.

"Master, your senior brother invited you to a small gathering at Daohuaxiang Farm, and he said that he would invite you to drink osmanthus wine. Nan Tianba really hoped that the master could take them there and drink at the same table with Qin Shi Huang, and he was a little excited to think about it.

"I'm still in the mood to drink. "The confused immortal came to Doudianwei one day, and the battle evil immortal consumed a lot of 'immortal honey', and he really couldn't arouse his interest.

"Master, Zhendong is missing in the realm of Uncle Shi, can we ask Uncle Shi to help us find it?" Tang Linkun also wanted to go to Daohuaxiang Farm for a walk, and after tossing all night, he was also hungry.

"You don't know my brother, you think you can go to his farm to have a delicious meal, you think it is beautiful, he is reluctant to bring out good things to entertain us...... However, Lin Kun's suggestion has some truth, I have searched all over the radius of fifty miles, and Zhendong will definitely not be able to find it for a while and a half. I can only ask Senior Brother to help me keep an eye on it, and when I send you safely to the Rope Palace, I will go back here to look for it carefully. Get in the car......"

"Master, you go to the carriage and sit for a rest, you don't need to drive the clouds and fog on the way to Uncle Shi's house, just let me drive the carriage!" Nan Tianba took the first step to sit in the driver's seat.

Tang Linkun put down the horizontal board of the carriage and helped the master to get on the car and sit down. Nan Tianba shook the reins, and the carriage marched briskly towards the farm not far away.

"Master, will Senior Brother Zhendong's life be in danger if he becomes an immortal slave?" Tang Linkun heard about the immortal slave several times a day, and finally couldn't help but ask.

"Lin Kun, Tianba, cultivating immortals belongs to the extraordinary way, the creation of heaven and earth, and the mystery of invading the sun and the moon. At each level, you need to avoid the 'Three Calamities'. The first disaster is: the thunderstorm from the sky hits you, and you can hide from the life and the sky, but you can't escape it. The second calamity is: the heavens descend on the yin fire to burn you, this yin fire burns from under the spring cave itself, penetrates the mud wall, turns the five organs into ashes, and the limbs are decayed, turning thousands of years of asceticism into illusory. The third plague is: a storm from heaven blows you. This wind is not the southeast and northwest wind, it is not the wind of the smoke Jinshuo, nor is it the wind of flowers, willows, pines and bamboos, it is called the wind of the eagle. Blowing into the six intestines from the fontanelle, passing through the dantian, wearing the nine orifices, the flesh and bones are sparse, and the body is self-dissolving. So you have to dodge. Therefore, there are some evil immortals who specialize in captive a group of immortal slaves, usually picking the 'immortal honey' of the immortal slaves to help themselves cultivate, and at every critical moment, they will possess it, so that the immortal slave's body can replace the suffering of the three calamities. Zhendong's brain is wrong, and he doesn't know how serious it is, and he falls into the hands of the evil immortal, can he be good?"

"For the sake of cultivating immortals, these evil immortals are simply unscrupulous, can it be that Heavenly Court just lets them do evil?" Nan Tianba said indignantly.

"What about the bad habits of the fairy world, what about this one? Heavenly Court has set up a special 'Shovel Evil Society', every year, every year, the more evil immortals are shoveled, the more they are shoveled......" The confused fairy shook his head and said helplessly.