Chapter 16: Royal Dishes, Too Coarse
In the courtyard of a small farmhouse in Daohuaxiang Farm, there is a small square table under the grape trellis. The pen is interesting and the pavilion www.biquge.info a fresh fairy breeze blows across the face, and the numb and crispy ...... Confused Immortal Liu He, Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba sat around.
A plate of boiled orchid beans is neatly stacked five layers along a small plate, like a pyramid.
Three cooked corn cobs are erected on a large plate to form a stable tripod, probably for fear of being empty in the middle, and a roasted sweet potato reclining inside.
There is also a plate of fried greens, green and shiny. (This does not prove that this plate of green vegetables is full of oil and water, and everything in the fairy world is shining.) οΌ
"Vegetable Qi ββ!"
Ying Zheng held a plate in one hand, a tin wine jug in the other, and sat on a small square stool facing north and south with a "creak" sound.
Tang Linkun hurriedly took the wine jug and sifted the wine for the master and uncle.
Nan Tianba thought that the last dish had to be a local chicken or something, but when he saw it, he was disappointed that it was a plate of "stewed bamboo shoots with fried tofu". Qin Shi Huang, who completed the unification of Shenzhou, was mixed like this in the immortal world, which is sad to think about. Nan Tianba began to worry about his immortal path.
"Senior brother, two nephews, why are you stunned?
Ying Zheng enthusiastically distributed the three corn cobs in front of everyone, and took the sweet potato in his own hands.
"You taste the corn, it's so sweet, I'm afraid of stuffing my teeth, so I can only eat sweet potatoes. β
"Lin Kun, Tianba, you can eat! I really can't eat it. β
"Come, come, junior brother, senior brother will have a drink with you! If you lose a quasi-immortal, just write a report and apply for a few more, as for such a sad face?"
"I've been in the Rope Palace for nearly five hundred and fifty years, and although I haven't cultivated a decent little immortal, I've never made such a big mistake......" The confused fairy tilted his neck and drank the wine.
"Senior brother, if you don't dislike it, why don't you just pick a few pairs from my 108,000 boys and girls, they have all completed the cultivation of 'Zhongtian Junye', and they are not much stronger than your quasi-immortals?"
"Senior brother, this apprentice I lost, even if I don't have a rare infatuated physique, I don't want to give up on him, I have Senior Brother Lao to pay more attention to me, borrow flowers to offer Buddha, I thank you in advance for this glass of wine. The foolish fairy stood up, solemnly held the cup in both hands, and bowed deeply.
"Senior brother, don't worry, there are evil immortals in the realm of my Daohua Xiang Palace, even if there is no such thing as you, I will not sit idly by. Ying Zheng poured the wine from the cup into his mouth.
A middle-aged man wearing a robe hurriedly walked into the small courtyard, "Master Qiqi, the great immortal has turned honey again." It is now in the Hall of Eternal Life. β
"This immortal, once in a quarter, is really thick-skinned. Xu Fu, you just said that I have a distinguished guest...... "Yingzheng can't drink enough, and after only drinking two glasses of wine, he is already red.
"What kind of distinguished guest? Rice Flower Fairy didn't introduce me to meβ" A big man with a black face descended from the sky, and this big man was big enough, more than a foot taller than the courtyard wall.
Ying Zheng hurriedly stood up, clasped his fists at the man and said, "It's so rare to be a great immortal, why did you have to come to the cold house today?"
"Daxian, be polite!" The confused fairy also quickly stood up, Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba got up and withdrew from the grape trellis, not daring to raise their heads.
"Hahaββ! hahaββ! the big man's body shrank to the same as an ordinary person in laughter, "It turns out that you are a confused fairy, are you also from the rice flower fairy on the rich side of the honey?"
Seeing that there was a corn cob on the table, he couldn't help but grab a stick and gnaw it. It seems that the bear loves to break corn on the cob, and this problem is difficult to hide even if it becomes a fairy.
"Zhen Daxian said and laughed, Daohuaxian and Zai Xia are brothers, just have a meal together and catch up. The Confused Immortal suddenly thought that this Immortal had already entered the ranks of the Great Immortals, and he should have some mana to perceive the future, so why didn't he ask him for a favor and ask about Zhendong's whereabouts.
"Great Immortal, a quasi-immortal in the Lower Rope Palace was coerced by an evil immortal last night, please ask the great immortal to give me guidance where to find it?"
"Hehe......" Zhen Daxian didn't know where to learn to start speaking with hehe, and after waiting for him to finish gnawing all the corn cobs, Zhen Daxian said: "Confused Immortal, you and I don't have a deep friendship, your business costs me a lot of fairy honey, don't you think your request is a bit abrupt?"
"As long as the great immortal is willing to guide the maze, he is willing to offer fairy honey. The Foolish Fairy knelt on the ground.
"You are a confused immortal, you are really confused, I am a great immortal who has cultivated to the 'Shen Tian Cangye', can I ask for your fairy honey with a big nose, and spread it out, wouldn't I laugh at all the great immortals." Quickly retreat, I still have something important to talk about with Daohuaxian......" Zhen Daxian yawned, Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba were horrified to find that the canine teeth in Zhen Daxian's mouth quickly retracted into his mouth after growing three feet.
"Zhen Daxian, if you have something, just say it, my junior brother has protected my soul, and it won't get in the way here. Senior brother, you get up first, and when the matter of Daxian is over, we will drink again. Ying Zheng saw that Daxian was crushing his junior brother, and twelve points of unhappiness rose in his heart.
"Hehe, Daohuaxian, didn't your chief butler Xu Fu tell you? I just passed the 'Three Calamities', and I have been lacking in energy recently, and I urgently need immortal honey to regulate my body, and I also hope that Daohuaxian will support the first and second vehicles. "Zhen Daxian didn't have any embarrassment.
"Heheββ!" Ying Zheng learned from Daxian for a long time before he said: "Hehe, it's unfortunate, didn't Steward Xu tell you? I was about to rush to the level, and there was no surplus of immortal honey in Daohua Xiang Palace. β
"Daohua Fairy, you are joking, everyone knows that you have more immortal honey in Daohua Xianggong than Baihua Valley, is it that Daohua Fairy is now tied to other immortals, and he can't look down on me. Over the years, in order to restrain the 'Beast Valley Underflow' from appearing in the Rice Flower Fragrance Realm, I have turned a lot of fairy honey. You won't be so ruthless!" Zong Daxian is a scoundrel.
"Zhen Daxian, there are some things that you and I know well, and it won't be interesting to say it. You come to me four times a year to make honey, and how many times have I not offered it in full? Now my junior brother begs you for such a trivial matter, but you refuse to spend even the fairy honey that is smaller than the boogers, am I ruthless? Please go to another place to melt the honey!
Daohua Immortal Yingzheng knew that in order to get immortal honey from himself, the Daohua Immortal connived at the thousands of fierce beasts of the 'Beast Valley Underflow' to rampage through the Daohuaxiang Realm, so frightened that the quasi-immortals of the 'Five Grains Flow' didn't even dare to go out. Now this guy still has the face to mention this matter, and Ying Zheng's tone is difficult to sound.
"Yingzheng, since you are ungrateful, don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless, you can do it yourself!"
"The Great Immortal is angry, Senior Brother, do you have something to say?" Seeing that the boat of friendship between Senior Brother and Zhen Daxian was overturned, the confused fairy quickly grabbed the Great Immortal.
Unexpectedly, Zhen Daxian was a violent temper, and the confused fairy's hand had not yet touched Zhen Daxian, and his body had already popped out of the ten zhang.
"Zhen Daxian, please stay! I forgot to tell the master that I just picked two and a half times of immortal honey in the jar, and I don't know if it is enough for Daxian to regulate his body. The housekeeper Xu Fu on the side glanced at the master and said, "My master is worried about his junior brother's affairs, and he is in a bad mood, and he still looks forward to Daxian Duoduo Haihan." β
"Daohua Fairy, if you need my help, you should have said it earlier, can I sit idly by and ignore your business?" Alas, I was also burned by the yin fire, and my anger was a little bigger...... "Foolish Immortal glanced at the Confused Immortal, "Come here, Confused Immortal, say it! Who do you want to find?"
"It's a quasi-immortal of my Rope Palace, his name is Yu Zhendong, and he is twenty-two ...... this year."
Without waiting for the confused immortal to finish speaking, Zhen Daxian said: "Twenty years later, today, just wait for him in the same place." β
"Zhen Daxian, my apprentice was coerced by that evil immortal?" The foolish immortal didn't want to wait twenty years to find Zhendong.
"Confused Immortal, I can perceive the future now, but I can't change the future, I said it, not only am I embarrassed, everyone is embarrassed, please don't ask. β
Zhen Daxian's words should not be prevarication, and the confused fairy had no choice but to give up: "Knowing that my disciples will not lose their flesh and bones in the past twenty years, I can also feel a little more at ease, thank you Zhen Daxian for your guidance." β
"Butler Xu, where is the fairy honey, take me there! Daohua Fairy, thank you for your Shi Mi, farewell!"
Zhen Daxian and Xu Fu turned into two wisps of green smoke, one black and one yellow, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"Senior brother and two nephews, let's continue to eat. Ying Zheng angrily poured himself a glass of wine and poured it down.
"Master, junior brother, you can eat! My stomach is very distended. Nan Tianba saw these plates of orchid beans that were more peasant than peasant vegetables, and he had no appetite at all.
"Tianba, you can eat a little, this trip is 360,000 miles, and there is no hot food along the way. Confused Fairy said.
"Master, I really can't eat, I'm feeding the horses......"
This Qin Shi Huang is also too picky, even the great immortals came to his house to make a fortune, but he used these crude things to entertain guests, and called him a master in vain. Nan Tianba returned to the carriage and took out a piece of beef jerky from the package and secretly stuffed it into his mouth.
Tang Linkun didn't particularly like meat in the human world, and when he saw a servant bringing white rice, he ate three bowls in a row with a few plates of simple vegetables.
At sunset, the drunken and confused fairy said goodbye to his senior brother.
"Master, you go to the carriage to rest, or let me drive the carriage!" Nan Tianba fed the horses once, and he liked these two handsome Pegasi more and more.
"You...... You can't, let's ...... Let Lin Kun come! The Rope Palace ...... in the northwest direction, and soon snored like thunder.