Shen Tiancong lived, all the donkey ears and pig noses on his body fell off, and his body returned to normal. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

He sat up, silent, in a daze.

Shen's wife screamed to come over, but was stopped by the old farmer, "When he comes back to his senses, you touch him again!"

Jia Baoyu jumped over, picked up the donkey ears, pig nose, eagle beak, cow hooves, and dog tail on the ground, and studied them carefully, "It's true." ”

Touch Shen Tiancong again, it's hot!

"Brother Shen, are you really alive?" Jia Baoyu's heart was shocked, and he felt that a new world was opening up to him.

The drunken Taoist Zhu Yijie breathed a sigh of relief, and Liu Mi was also sweating all over his body, almost losing his strength.

Liu Mi has experienced tiger teaching, painting walls, ghost foxes, painting walls, and fighting ghosts with his own hands.

He is already considered to be in the immortal class.

But these miracles have a weakness - they are not witnessed by mortals!

Preaching, preaching, preaching without witness...... It's not a boulevard.

Liu Mi said that he became an immortal, and those who slandered him could say, 'You are just a daydream'!

Now it is not the case, the way of heaven is manifested, and a miracle happened to Shen Tiancong.

The old farmer and the drunken Taoist personally protected the Fa, and Shen's wife Jia Baoyu and a group of countrymen witnessed and tested it with their own hands.

There are witnesses, there are physical evidence, at least these countrymen will admit that Liu Mi has become an immortal!

"Come and touch him, see if he's alive, see if these things are real or fake. Liu Mi greeted these countrymen.

The countrymen touched Shen Tiancong, admired it, and wanted to bow down to Liu Mi.

"Immortal, the official level crushes people to death, what instructions do you have?"

Liu Mi doesn't like these countrymen, although Liu Mi himself is also a countryman, "Don't worship me, you have to worship the invisible heavenly way of elephants." If you have extra children, why don't you send a few to me, the cultivators with high comprehension asked, and those with low comprehension can also learn a craft to make a living. ”

The countryman thought about it for a while and asked, "Immortal, we will build a temple for you and worship you every day, will you bless us?"

Some mothers also said, "Immortals, you are merciful and leave the practice behind, and we will practice at home, okay?"

There were also teenage children, looking at Liu Mi expectantly, and pleading: "Immortals, do you have magic weapons, golden pills, and cloud weapons? ”

Death is not scary, what is scary is not knowing that you are dead.

Mortals cultivate immortals and seek eternal life in death.

"Mortals are garbage, it's better to break through the sky, and seven or eight-year-old children are better than old mortals...... At least the heart has blood and a kind heart!"

"You are all scattered, there are five ranks of immortals under my sect, me, workers and peasants, scholars, hot-blooded youths, and young children. ”

"Now the immortal position of me, the workers and peasants, and the scholars has been basically satisfied...... And even if there are vacancies, you don't deserve it!"

"If there are hot-blooded young people or innocent young people among you, you can abandon your family and follow me and become a fourth- or fifth-class monk. I will take you to save the world, and then we will be united in our bodies, and our souls will ascend to heaven as immortals!"

After Liu Mi waited for Shen Tiancong to push his wife away, Liu Mi snapped his fingers: "Go!"

Behind Liu Mi, the countrymen cried and shouted and begged Liu Mi to stay, and they were willing to give all their family property to worship Liu Mi - Liu Mi only needed to give back more to them.

No one was willing to accommodate Liu Mi, and a few young people wanted to follow Liu Mi.

But he was stopped by the clansmen and beaten hard: Can immortals be thought of by mortals!

These teenagers were told, 'It's all a lie, stupid* followed', and the teenagers were already mentally weak, and soon changed their minds and resented Liu Mi.

"Master, big brother, boss, wait for me! I have a carriage!" Jia Baoyu drove the carriage to follow, "My name is Jia Baoyu, my family has a lot of money, master, it's okay to go out without money, but it's more chic to have money!"

"Jia Baoyu?" Liu Mi was stunned, there is also Jia Baoyu in the Great Xia Kingdom?

"The master knows me? haha, speaking of which, I also have an immortal fate, I was born with stones, so I only believe in material things, and I don't believe in people!" Jia Baoyu was very happy and said, "I am very similar to Brother Shen, and I am richer than him!"

"You ran to Xiuxian and asked, do your family know?"

Jia Baoyu's face stiffened, and he said curtly: "I can't live for others forever, I have to live for myself for a few days, right?"

"You have surpassed Tang Seng, and you are not as free as a skin monkey, but it is not enough...... Do you know the rules, are you obedient?"

"Obedient and obedient, absolutely obedient!"

Jia Baoyu is indeed a freak, as a noble son, he has a wide range of friends, from princes to folk artists.

He likes to eat and drink well when he walks on the road, but when he is told to go to the field and hoe the grass, he can persevere even when he sweats.

At the beginning, Zhu Yijie, a drunken Taoist, and Zhu Bajie, an old farmer, didn't believe that he could persevere, but Shen Tiancong believed in Jia Baoyu.

After a few days, Jia Baoyu was slightly tanned, ate coarse grains and wild vegetables, and did not flinch.

Zhu Yijie stopped complaining.

"We have one less allocation, do any of you know that there are scholars in this neighborhood who are proficient in criminal names and good at hypocrisy and wrongdoing? ”

There are also such scholars, such as Zhang Hengqu, who is best at pursuing advantages and avoiding disadvantages.

It's a pity that Zhang Hengqu has fallen into the evil way.

Jia Baoyu said: "I know a person who has a bad reputation, but he should meet your requirements and can meet him." ”

This place is a familiar place, that is, Yishui County, Shandong.

There is a talent in the county named Meng Xianglong.

Yishui County is mountainous, and Meng Xianglong built a grass hut on the mountain to concentrate on reading.

The shed was simply furnished, except for a small bed made of tree branches, covered with a gauze tent.

A small table, a bookcase, and a pot and a bucket.

Meng Xianglong studied hard, and after he was admitted to Xiucai, he preferred miscellaneous books on criminal names. He felt that it was difficult for anyone in the court to be an official, so it was better to learn some real knowledge and apply it lively.

One night, after Meng Xianglong washed up, he lit calamus, ready to study another criminal investigation case.

Suddenly, two women, dressed in brocade clothes, walked without making a sound.

These two beauties hold hands, as if they are a couple, smiling and not speaking, and it is difficult to distinguish the meaning.

Meng Xianglong didn't act rashly, to see what they were going to do.

As soon as these two beauties flicked their long sleeves and brushed the bed, they lifted the gauze tent, sat down side by side, and watched Meng Xianglong read with a smile.

Meng Xianglong was vigilant in his heart: beauties will not fall from the sky, fishing must be baited first, see what they want to do first!

Meng Xianglong was three points focused on reading, and seven points on guard, and there was no gap to drill.

After a while, the two beauties looked displeased, and one stood up, unfolded a white silk scarf, and placed it on the table.

There are a few lines of cursive writing on this handkerchief, presumably a poem.

Meng Xianglong put his left hand on his waist, ready to take out a hunting knife and fight for his life at any time.

Another beautiful woman also came over and put a piece of silver on the table, about three or four taels.

Meng Xianglong glanced at them, and the two women did not leave.

Meng Xianglong thought to himself: "If the villain's plan fails, he must make a fuss, make some gains, and feel comfortable before leaving." ”

If they suffer a loss, they will fight to the death, and they will not give up.

"If I ignore their beauty and don't talk to them about poetry and books, they must be annoyed. If I don't get humiliated by them...... They're not going to give up!"

Meng Xianglong thought about it, held the handle of the knife in his left hand, picked up the silver in his right hand, pinched it, burned it on the oil lamp, and saw that there was no change, so he turned his wrist and threw it into his sleeve.

Meng Xianglong pretended to be greedy for money and hypocritical, put away the silver, picked up the book again, shook his head and buzzed.

The two beauties were sophisticated and disdainful, picked up the white silk scarf, held hands and laughed and went out.

Outside the door, a beautiful woman was in a hurry to leave, but another beauty stopped, turned her head and stuck out the tip of her tongue, blushed, and said, "It's really vulgar!"

Meng Xianglong shook his sleeves, there was nothing in the sleeves, and the silver was long gone.

Meng Xianglong breathed a sigh of relief, and his spirit was greatly lifted: "I can't bear to pay three or four taels of silver, but I can afford to wear brocade clothes, and I can be called a ghost, god and goblin?"

Whew!

If you are so stingy, you must have a bad intention!

Meng Xianglong was proud of this, thinking that this was the proof that his criminal name was successful and the ghosts and gods came to obstruct him.

However, both farmers and scholars ridiculed him, thinking that he was too vulgar, and even the fox girl looked down on him.

Meng Xianglong has a bad reputation because of this, some people say that he is a heavenly eunuch, and he has not even married a daughter-in-law.

Jia Baoyu said: "But I always feel that Brother Meng loves beauty and is very human. ”