Liu Mi and others went to Yishui County and saw Meng Xianglong on the mountain, he was sorting wild grapes and preparing to make wine. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Seeing Jia Baoyu and others, Meng Xianglong warmly welcomed him and sat down to drink the wine he brewed together.

After chatting for a while, Meng Xianglong asked, "Who are these people?"

"I heard that you have the talent to escape the trap of the fox girl, and I want to invite you to conspire with you. Liu Mi said.

Meng Xianglong smiled at the corner of his mouth, shook his head and said, "I'm just a strange scholar, I don't even have a wife." ”

Meng Xianglong didn't believe Liu Mi's words at all.

Jia Baoyu interrupted the words of the two and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Brother Meng, don't underestimate this master! He can communicate with heaven and earth, and has the power to drive away ghosts and punish gods!"

"Can you give me a daughter-in-law?"

"This is all a trivial matter! Not only for your daughter-in-law, but also for the daughter-in-law of heaven! In the future, follow the master, eat and drink spicy food, travel all over the world, and become an immortal!" Jia Baoyu patted Meng Xianglong's chest and said.

Meng Xianglong is a talented person in the countryside and has little knowledge, but he also finds Jia Baoyu too clingy.

He hurriedly pushed Jia Baoyu away, glanced at Liu Mi contemptuously, and said, "Okay, if you give me a fairy, even if it is only for one day, I am willing to be driven by the master." ”

"Deal!" Jia Baoyu shouted first.

After convincing Meng Xianglong, Liu Mi complained to Jia Baoyu in private: "If you don't brag about it, you can die, where can I get him a daughter-in-law?"

Jia Baoyu said: "Alas, you are the helmsman of the team, but you are not omnipotent, otherwise what is the use of me? Don't always want to take all the credit, I always have to share it!"

"I'll see how you end...... I heard that you are cold, hum. "If you can't figure it out, put on your own skirt and rub it with powder, wash your ass and level him!

Jia Baoyu was very arrogant and dragged Meng Xianglong to the capital.

Along the way, the six people performed their duties and began to run in the team.

When he met the official, Meng Xianglong came forward to deal with it.

When encountering scoundrels, Shen Tiancong was even more ruthless than them.

If there is a need to please women and villains, Jia Baoyu will come forward to do it.

When he ran into the old farmer, Zhu Bajie made a move.

If you need to exert your strength, the drunken Taoist Zhu Yijie will make a move.

Liu Mi carried a cooked copper stick all day long, didn't do anything, and knocked someone's ass if he walked slowly.

Sometimes when encountering tricky things, or things that these people have never seen, Liu Mi opened his mouth to point out, or demonstrate.

When they encountered stupid people who couldn't communicate, Liu Mi took them to suffer losses, and at night Liu Mi turned around and went back, not only to get back the money, but also to extort some more.

ran into a scumbag, hung on the beams of the house, and let him commit suicide.

When they encountered a strong man in the cut path, they ran, Liu Mi and the drunken Taoist people blocked behind, after a long time, Meng Xianglong and others knew that Liu Mi was a martial arts master, and they slowly had a sense of awe for him.

Along the way, spending money is like running water, but fortunately, there are many robbers and hooligans on the road, and the more silver is spent, the more money is spent.

In a blink of an eye, Jia Baoyu immediately became awesome: "Everyone, the capital is not opened by our family, but it is our house when we go to the capital." ”

Entering the city, Shen Tiancong and the drunken Taoist old farmer lived in the inn, the drunken Taoist and the old farmer took care of the money bag, and they went out to listen to music and eat and watch the excitement.

Jia Baoyu took Liu Mi and Meng Xianglong out and climbed over the wall into a salt merchant's mansion.

Jiangnan salt merchants bought a mansion, and they may not come to live there several times a year, only a few old servants guard the house.

Because of the lack of popularity, there are often strange things in the back house.

After a long time, the old servant did not dare to come, but some gentlemen and ruffians, who were bold and not afraid of death, often ran in and messed around.

Sometimes there are also people from the rivers and lakes who settle here.

Fortunately, the backyard is big enough, and they can occupy a corner of each other, and they can be safe.

And that's not all......

Jia Baoyu brought Meng Xianglong and Liu Mi in, and said to Meng Xianglong with an oath: "The master is amazing, when he adjusts and combs the aura, he will send you to meet the fairy at some point!"

Meng Xianglong was skeptical about this, but Liu Mi clapped his hands and said to him: "I drank your wine, but I haven't invited you back." There's a fairy brew hidden in the ground, and you can dig it out and drink it. ”

Meng Xianglong found a small shovel, dug slowly with Jia Baoyu, and sure enough, he dug out a jar of wine.

Jia Baoyu shouted, "Master, this is Immortal Brew?"

Meng Xianglong was skeptical, suspecting that this was buried in advance.

However, this wine is really good, the aroma is clear, and it is the top grade of liquor.

Liu Mi drank a glass first, and the rest of Jia Baoyu said a persuasion to drink, coaxing Meng Xianglong to drink more than half.

After drinking, Meng Xianglong yawned and said, "What about the fairy, come and sleep with me?"

Patting the towering crotch, Meng Xianglong smiled at Jia Baoyu slightly sarcastically, and lost consciousness on all fours.

When Meng Xianglong woke up, it was pitch black all around, covered with a quilt, and there was a person lying next to him.

Meng Xianglong stretched out his hand and touched it, this person's skin was like mutton fat, his body was fragrant, and his hand slipped...... It's a woman!

Meng Xianglong subconsciously pinched.

But there was still a trace of reason in his heart, Meng Xianglong asked, "Who are you and what's going on?"

The woman smiled imperceptibly and reached out to hug his neck.

Meng Xianglong said in his heart: "If she wanted to harm me, she would have done it a long time ago." "This shouldn't be an evil monster.

Meng Xianglong's trembling hand hugged her, and the woman entangled with him tightly.

After symbolic resistance, Meng Xianglong was led into the depths of Wushan by the woman and went to Yunyu together.

After you came and I scored twice, the woman trembled and pushed Meng Xianglong away with reluctance.

The two lay side by side, neither speaking, their fingers clasped together, eager to continue entanglement with each other, but trembling hands and feet reminded them not to come any closer.

The heart is hot, but the flesh drags it down.

After breathing for a long time, Meng Xianglong came back to his senses from the blankness.

The woman leaned over and curled up in his arms, her fingers scratching over him, greedily touching and biting him.

Meng Xianglong is worthy of being a rational person, even so, he slowly regained his ability to think, and he gently sniffed the smell in the air.

In addition to the scent of the woman's body, there was also the smell of earth, and when I poked my foot to the side, I touched the wall, and it was all stones!

Seems to be a tomb?

"The demon monk harms me!" "This is to send me to the ghost mansion for the female ghost to enjoy?"

Meng Xianglong was shocked, but he was a careful and bold person, rubbing up and down to see if there was anything abnormal about the woman.

There was no abnormality in the woman, her breathing, sweating, and body temperature were the same as ordinary people, Meng Xianglong said cautiously, "What kind of god are you?"

The woman smiled in the darkness and said in a slightly brisk voice, "I am not a god, I am a fairy." This is my cave in the mortal world. ”

Meng Xianglong was shocked, "That Toutuo said that I have an immortal fate, is it true?"

"You're talking about a monk, and a Shenying attendant? I have some friendship with Shenying attendant, and I once traveled with his sister in the Illusory Realm. The woman asked rhetorically, and said some information.

Meng Xianglong's heart gradually settled down, this woman spoke coherently, it should be true.

Then the woman said, "You and I have a predestined relationship, so I asked someone to bring you here." Don't be surprised, just stay here patiently, and let's reminisce about the frontier. If you need convenience, go inside, there is a door in the wall, and it is convenient to go in and see a bright place. ”

After a while, the woman turned over and got on the horse and wanted to gallop, but found that Meng Xianglong had no strength.

The woman still refused to give up, rubbed on him for a long time, let out a long 'uh', and then chuckled uncontrollably, got up and dressed, closed the door and left.

Meng Xianglong wanted to go over and have a look, but he was physically and mentally exhausted, and he was tired and sleepy after being excited.

I don't know how long later, a hand touched Meng Xianglong's face and pinched his nose.

Meng Xianglong woke up, "You wake up, there is food and wine here." A crisp woman's voice, about a little younger, said like a bird's song.

Meng Xianglong~ got up, and the woman handed him an oil-free dough cake the size of a teacup lid, which was strong and had duck meat in it.

After eating one, he handed over another one, which seemed to be beef.

I ate five breads like this, some meat and some vegetarian, the taste was different, but they were all very beautiful, Meng Xianglong said: "I am full." ”

The woman pulled him up again, and led him to the back of the door, behind which there was a small bucket with hot soup.

The woman used a small basin of water and wiped him from head to toe with a hand towel, and even that place was not missed.

Meng Xianglong's body was still tired, and although he reacted, he didn't dare to mess around.

After wiping his body, the woman gave him a toothbrush and salt powder again, asked him to brush his teeth, and urged him to hurry up.

Sensing that this woman was as light as a swallow and walked silently, Meng Xianglong wondered in his heart, "Are you a human or a spirit?" stretched out his hand to touch her.

"Dengzi!" the woman floated like a swallow and dodged lightly.

Meng Xianglong went back to sleep, I don't know how long he slept, and he couldn't sleep anymore after waking up. It's just that it's dark in the cave, and you can't tell the difference between day and night.

Idle, Meng Xianglong carefully figured out the cases in the administration of famous criminals, and felt that he had made progress, but he had nowhere to verify it.

After analyzing several bizarre murder cases, suddenly there was a knock at the door, and the woman was wearing a light veil and beaded shoes with pearls on her feet, and stepped in.

The sky behind her was blue and hazy, and Meng Xianglong knew that it was night again!

Meng Xianglong was about to speak, but the woman pounced on him, bit his mouth, and almost ate her greedily.

Meng Xianglong didn't move, and the woman gradually used force and bit the inside of Meng Xianglong's lips.

waited for Meng Xianglong to respond positively, pressed her down, and took the initiative to kiss her, so that she didn't bite Meng Xianglong.

In such a dim world, the entanglement of honey and oil, Meng Xianglong also began to wonder if this woman really had a precedent.

If there is no antecedent, how can it be so affectionate?

"Besides, people are swords, I am fish and meat, it is better to enjoy it in time. Thinking of this, Meng Xianglong let go of his body and mind, teased her and said, "In my last life, you were my first wife, I must have left you absent for a long time." ”

The woman didn't speak, Meng Xianglong reached out and touched her face, burning and sweating.

After a while, the woman said: "Nonsense, I was a thin lover in my last life, so you can wait for this thin-skinned little cute man." You see, you're still shy in this life. ”

When I wake up, I make love, and after making out, I continue to sleep.

Getting rid of all mundane things and communing with each other wholeheartedly is the best way to shorten the distance between people.

After only two nights, the two joked with each other, touching each other indiscriminately, like an old husband and wife, just like lacquer, and their love was unabated.

The next day the woman left, and as usual, a maid came and dragged him up by the ear, and forced him to eat and wash.

Meng Xianglong was so embarrassed that he didn't even look at the appearance of the maid this time.

Sleeping with a headache, Meng Xianglong knocked on the door, and it took a long time for a maid to come.

"I want to drink water. ”

"Shut up!" the maid scolded him sternly, handed him a bowl of goji berry soup, and warned him not to be silent in the future.