Chapter 496: A smile and a smile, all familiar
Tang Lin Kunteng drove the clouds and sent Nan Tianba and his five wives and concubines to the foot of the crossing cave mountain at the right time. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info The mountain wind is very strong, and it blows the mother-in-law of the corner of the clothes. Another parting on this cold late autumn night makes people involuntarily feel sad.
"Go up, the mountain is the entrance to the human realm, and I won't go up. ”
Tang Linkun used 100% speed on this trip, from Huanghualei to Dahualei and then to the crossing hole, almost half of the heavenly court. This is also the step that Tang Linkun planned. Even if someone knew Nan Tianba's whereabouts, if they wanted to catch up with them, it was estimated that they would be able to fight for a time difference of five or six days. Nan Tianba rarely spoke along the way, and the five wives and concubines heard that they were going to give up the Dahualei real estate and flee to the human world with him to avoid trouble, although they were unwilling, but they were afraid of Nan Tianba's black hand, and no one dared to refuse him.
Seeing that Tang Linkun wanted to leave, Nan Tianba quickly grabbed his arm.
"Senior Brother Tang, can you wait at the foot of the mountain for another hour? You're not with me, I'm panicking......"
"Okay, go up, I'll wait at the bottom of the mountain. Although Tang Linkun wanted to leave here as soon as possible, a hundred miles had already been sent to ninety-nine and a half miles, which was not short of this last step.
"Senior Brother Tang, thank you for your kindness, then let's go first. Nan Tianba wiped away his tears, rushed up and hugged Tang Linkun tightly, unwilling to let go for a long time.
"Tianba, it's not too early, wait for more people to ......," Dong Xiaoran, as the boss, reminded.
Nan Tianba let go at this time, led by Dong Xiaoran, Zhao Feiyan, Zhao Hede, Pan Jinlian and Fan Qiaoqiao all said a blessing to Tang Linkun.
"Sisters-in-law, there will be a period later!"
Tang Linkun took a deep look. Seeing Nan Tianba take them and fly up the crossing hole. The large packages of the ladies tilted the clouds under Nan Tianba's feet. Tang Linkun shrank down, flew onto a big tree, lay down between the branches, and pulled a leaf to cover himself.
Wu Dalang sat behind the rickety table, and there were not many people crossing through, which made Wu Dalang, who had drunk some old wine for dinner, a little drowsy, and he wrapped the blanket on his body tightly, revealing only a big head.
"Cave master, you should squint for a while! someone wants to stamp it, and we will call you again." ”
The twelve guards have been following Wu Dalang for two or three hundred years, and Wu Dalang usually takes care of them, and these guards treat Wu Dalang like a brother.
"It's okay, are you hungry?" Wu Dalang took out a large bag of things from the drawer, "I brought some baked cakes for supper, don't be polite if you want to eat." ”
"Thank you, Cave Master, the baked cakes you made are so delicious, even if I'm not hungry at all, I can eat them in one bite. One of the guards picked up a baked cake and took a bite of most of it, scattering all the sesame seeds on Wu Dalang's head, who was in a low place.
"When you eat baked cakes, you have to order them with your hands, and it's a pity that the sesame seeds have fallen off. Wu Dalang touched a few sesame seeds on his head, put them in his mouth, and chewed them like he had a handful of peanuts in his mouth.
Nan Tianba and the five ladies landed on the big platform in front of the cave.
The Crossing Cave was once under the jurisdiction of the Ascension Cave, and Wu Dalang also met with Nantianba. Nan Tianba has changed into a manservant at this moment. Considering that Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang had a holiday, Pan Jinlian became a silly maid.
Nan Tianba respectfully handed over the six crossing cards that he had bought with a lot of money.
"Master Wudong, you have worked hard. ”
"You're polite, you're a family, six people are a total of six hundred Shenzhou coins. Wu Dalang looked at the group of people with a smile, and when he saw Zhao Feiyan and several other beautiful women, his face sank.
"Back to the human world, don't harm men anymore. ”
Wu Dalang took Nan Tianba and handed over a few Shenzhou coins, and said while counting.
"How do you speak? Who has harmed men?" Zhao Feiyan had suffered such a wretched temper when he had been in such a hurry, and because he was in a hurry, there was still a gold jewelry in the jewelry store that had not been retrieved, and he was uncomfortable all the way, and when he heard the words hidden in Master Wu's words, he immediately responded indignantly.
"Big lady, is the master of Wudong joking with you?" Nan Tianba had the heart to kill Zhao Feiyan, and before Wu Dalang stamped the red seal, he said such a thing, wasn't it a mouse licking the cat's belly and looking for death by himself?
"Women don't have a good thing. "Wu Dalang has been poisoned by Pan Jinlian for so many years, and the anger in his heart has not been extinguished. Every time he reads the chapters about himself in "Water Margin", Wu Dalang has to be heartbroken for several days.
"You are too presumptuous......" Zhao Feiyan was about to go on, Nan Tianba turned around, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he stared at Zhao Feiyan fiercely, so frightened that Zhao Feiyan swallowed the second half of the sentence back.
"Wu Dalang, are you perverted, perverted! Isn't your mother and your wife a woman?"
Pressing the gourd to float the scoop, Zhao Hede didn't pay attention to Nan Tianba's hints, thinking that his sister Zhao Feiyan was so angry that she couldn't speak, and her sisterhood was deep, so she said the second half of the sentence for her sister.
More than a dozen guards who had just eaten baked cakes, the martial cave master was scolded by several women, and they all picked up their weapons with a roar.
"Who is presumptuous? Are we Wudong masters wrong? Lu Pheasant, Pan Jinlian, Xia Yingchun, and Cui Shi have a good thing?" The captain of the guard squad is imperceptibly influenced by Wu Dalang, and he usually likes to flip through idle books, so he gave many examples when he opened his mouth.
"Yes, you think you're a mother! What's wrong with what our Martial Cave Master said? No matter how old you are, come back tomorrow ......" The guards all agreed.
"Master Wudong, a few ladies in my family are anxious, and they have collided with a few adults with their words, please forgive me!" Nan Tianba bowed deeply to Wu Dalang.
"Yes! Adults don't remember villains...... Pan Jinlian endured and didn't speak, he knew that Wu Dalang had a soft personality and couldn't stand good words, so he hurriedly came up and turned around.
"That's it, that's it, it's not noisy, it's not lively, let's go!"
"Thank you Wu Daguan!" Pan Jinlian, who was light-boned, saw Wu Dalang pick up the seal, and couldn't help but step forward and say a blessing.
"Your name is Liang Mai Straw?"
It's okay if Pan Jinlian doesn't salute, she acted like this, Wu Dalang felt that something was wrong, how could this girl be six points similar to Pan Jinlian.
"Yes, Master Wudong. ”
Pan Jinlian smiled lightly and habitually used her sleeves to cover her mouth. Wu Dalang once loved Pan Jinlian deeply, and was very familiar with her sorrows and joys, smiles and smiles, and this action was clearly Pan Jinlian.
"No, no, how can you talk to ......" Wu Dalang beckoned to Pan Jinlian, "Miss Liang, come over here." ”
Nan Tianba's intestines are all repentant, how can he be stupid enough to bring Pan Jinlian too! Take away four wives, it is enough for himself, what if he leaves one in the heavenly court?
Just when Nan Tianba wanted to escape from the clouds, hundreds of island country ronins dressed in red and willow green heads and dressed like leprosy heads rushed out of the crossing mouth, occupying one-third of the open space of the crossing platform.
"Go back, go back ......" Wu Dalang was distracted for a moment, he stood on the chair and stopped loudly: "Come here one by one." ”
Nan Tianba pulled Pan Jinlian, Nan Tianba and they were squeezed into a corner by the ronins, Nan Tianba hurriedly told several wives and concubines in ventriloquism: "From now on, if you dare to say one more word, I will sweep you down the mountain with one kick." ”