Chapter 495: Crossing the Cave, Wu Dalang
Wu Dalang carried the cabbage basket along the stone steps for more than ten steps before reaching the crossing hole, there was a noise from above, and a handful of melon seed shells were blown on his head, which was still spiced. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Impatient traversers behind the gate, many of whom were rattling their teeth from the cold, had one thing in common, and each of them had a red nose.
Wu Dalang found at a glance that there was a fox woman in a skirt on the right side of the cave, not only munching on melon seeds, but also spitting everywhere.
"Don't litter. Wu Dalang shouted angrily.
"Wu Daguan, the slave family has been waiting for you for a long time. A handful of uneaten melon seeds were thrown to the ground.
Wu Dalang opened the floodgates, suppressed his anger and said, "You come out first." ”
The woman smiled and wriggled out of the gate with an exaggerated "Lost Man Step".
"Xia Yingchun, you first clean up the melon seed shells at the crossing. Wu Dalang took the card handed by the woman, glanced at it, and threw it into the cabbage basket.
"Wudaguan, how did you know the nickname of the slave family when they were in their mother's house?"
"Are you embarrassed to ask? You lured King Qi Xuan to ignore state affairs. For the harm of the country. There is nothing to do, and there is nothing to do in summer and spring. Don't you remember yourself?" Although Wu Dalang is not tall, he is full of energy.
"It seems that the Wu Daguan has misunderstood the slave family. Xia Yingchun also approached Wu Dalang's side.
"Didn't you hear? Sweep the garbage first? There are more beautiful women going through the hole, and fewer are playing this trick in front of me. Wu Dalang became more and more serious.
"Wu Daguan, the slave family is uncomfortable today...... "Xia Yingchun can settle a monarch, how can it be so easy to deal with."
"Tut, bold Xia, don't you want to go back to the human world?" This beep can best express the resentment in Wu Dalang's chest at this moment, since he was poisoned by Pan Jinlian and came to heaven, Wu Dalang has avoided women, especially when he sees a beautiful woman, the inexplicable fire is a few zhang high.
"Wu Daguan, without a broom, how can the slave family sweep it?"
"Okay!
Wu Dalang gritted his teeth and said: "Pick it up, do you know how to spit out a petal, don't you know how to pick it up one by one? The trash can is within reach of your hand, and you are too lazy to throw it in, what kind of quality are you? Next time you speak, don't be a slave, don't be close to me, say 'I', do you know? Go down, go to work." ”
There was a round of applause in the cave.
Wu Dalang looked at a middle-aged man who applauded the most enthusiastically, "You are out of the hole." ”
"Martial Cave Master, hello!" the man took out a crumpled hundred Shenzhou coins from his pocket, flattened them and put them in front of Wu Dalang along with the card issued by Heavenly Court.
This person is too ordinary, Wu Dalang tried hard to connect this person with a historical figure he knew a little bit about, looking at his very popular face, he didn't have any thoughts at all.
"Who are you?" Wu Dalang sat behind the desk.
"Back to the master of Wudong, the contemptible surname is Cao Mingzhan, and the name is Qinxi. The man made a long bow without being humble or arrogant.
"Who are you Cao Xueqin?" Wu Dalang tried his best to put him on the head of the big man.
"It's the contemptible, Xueqin is another nickname for the contemptible. Unexpectedly, he was guessed by Wu Dalang again, and Wu Dalang's mood began to improve rapidly.
"Oh, it's Mr. Cao! You put away the Shenzhou coins, how can you collect your money?"
Cao Xueqin looked stunned.
"Please wear it. ”
Wu Dalang stamped a stamp on the card and pointed to the big stone at the entrance of the cave, all those who met the conditions and paid the fee stood on it and jumped into the air to cross it.
"Wait, who of you has Shenzhou coins on you?" Wu Dalang suddenly shouted to the people in the cave.
Suddenly, a group of people came up, took out the Shenzhou coins and put them in front of Wu Dalang, roughly estimated that there were more than two thousand, Wu Dalang put them away and stuffed them into Master Cao's hand.
Master Xueqin is already full of old tears.
"Mr. Cao, where are you going?"
"Oh, I'm working on preparing a book, and I can't remember some things when I was a child, and I want to go back to the human world to see it, and I don't know if it will work?" Mr. Cao looked at a loss.
"Mr. Cao, you can wear it as you want in the future, and you don't have to pay any more. ”
"Thank you, Master Wudong. Mr. Cao gave Wu Dalang a deep bow again, and Wu Dalang hurriedly stood up in the chair and replied like him.
"Wear it all!"
Hey, they are all hard-working people at the end of the world, Wu Dalang looked at Master Cao and a group of people who had paid the fee rising one after another, and his emotions were difficult to calm down for a while. You must know that the first novel that Wu Dalang read after he arrived in Heaven was this Master Cao's missing Dream of Red Mansions in the middle of the eleventh episode, and I don't know who tore it up.
Wu Dalang looked back and saw Xia Yingchun standing behind him watching the excitement, and the anger surged up again.
"Martial Officials, please move. Xia Yingchun pointed to Wu Dalang's feet, who was standing on the pile of melon seed shells.
This is really accurate in her sense of proportion with men, and you can't get angry if you want to.
"Who among you can grow vegetables?"
Wu Dalang suddenly remembered a few baskets of radish vegetables in the vegetable greenhouse that had been wilted by frost. After arriving in Heaven, after Wu Dalang got off work, he usually went to the vegetable field to be busy for a while, and then returned to the room to hide in the quilt to read novels, and growing vegetables and reading books became his two major hobbies.
The cave was silent for a moment, and Wu Dalang suddenly understood, if he didn't explain the consequences of planting vegetables, who would dare to answer nonsense?
"If any of you can revive the turnip vegetables in my vegetable greenhouse at the bottom of the mountain, I will exempt him from the eternal crossing fee, including his family. Wu Dalang announced loudly.
Sure enough, after explaining the benefits, a tall and handsome man was immediately squeezed out of the hole, and on a cold day, he was still wearing a black bone bronzing paper fan painted with mountains and rivers, and the wind was dignified.
"Master Wudong, I'll go. ”
"May I ask who you are? ”
"Back to the master of the martial cave, the villain has moved in time. Brother with Wu Er. "Isn't Shi Qian like a flea?
"Are you the flea on the drum?"
"The little one is exactly. "It's too subversive, looking at his outfit, he looks like a flower thief.
"Are you okay? Your specialty is not growing vegetables?" "Wu Dalang naturally reads the book Water Margin the most, isn't Shi Qian a great at stealing things? Didn't he say that he could grow vegetables?
"Back to the martial arts cave master, the villain can't save the radish vegetables, and he would rather never cross. ”
As soon as Wu Dalang nodded, Shi Qian had already stepped down the mountain, and his movements were extremely fast.
"Wu Daguan, the slave family has been cleaned up, do you have any other instructions?" Xia Yingchun clapped his hands, like Wu Dalang made a blessing ceremony.
"Xia Yingchun, being a woman has to do her duty, and there is no good result in causing chaos in the government. Wu Dalang took Xia Yingchun's card and stamped it with a red seal.
"Wu Daguan, you are joking with the slave family, although the slave family is not a beautiful girl, but it is also from a scholarly family, and he has always been innocent, how can he ......?"
"Okay, I won't tell you more, let's hand over the Shenzhou coins to wear!"
"Thank you, the military officials. ”
Xia Yingchun took out a piece of money with body temperature from the waistband of his trousers and handed it to Wu Dalang, when Wu Dalang took the money, he clearly noticed that Xia Yingchun's little finger was scratched on the back of his hand, and Wu Dalang's right arm was numb.
This is really looking for the rhythm of death, and Wu Dalang's anger suddenly broke out.
"You come back to me!"
Wu Dalang didn't catch it, Xia Yingchun had already left.
"Okay, surnamed Xia, you dare to harass me, I want you to look good when you come back!"