Chapter 10: Be My Immortal Slave, Do You Dare
"Confused Immortal...... Master, there was a pale yellow cloud that had been following our carriage at four o'clock. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Tang Linkun was worried that the rat fairy would chase him, so he glanced back from time to time, and he finally found something suspicious, and reported the location very accurately.
"You've got me caught. ā
"Alas...... fortunately, there was a cross block behind the carriage of the carriage, and Tang Linkun and the three of them did not fall.
The confused fairy changed his appearance and couldn't wake up, and pulled the reins violently, and the two heavenly horses threw their hooves up, and the carriage shot straight into the clear blue sky, and the golden sunset was soon left far below.
"Where to go, foolish fairy. The suspicious yellow cloud was countless times larger in an instant, enveloping the carriage.
This scene is too familiar to Tang Linkun, this is the usual trick of the demons and monsters in "Journey to the West" who want to eat Tang monk's meat, and even the lines are similar. I didn't expect that in the fairy world that made countless people's hearts rush, such evil things would happen to bully.
"The evil of the ancients (Dian Wei's nickname), don't come nonsense...... If you dare to hurt the quasi-immortals of our Rope Palace, fight for five thunders, and be charged with disturbing the Jade Emperor's Qing cultivation, I will definitely sue Lingxiao Treasure Hall to seek justice. "The Confused Immortal didn't slow down, and it was the best choice to be able to rush up to the realm of the Ascension Cave.
"Haha-! Your quasi-immortal of the Rope Palace injured the rat spirit in my Ascension Cave, is it reasonable? Sue the Jade Emperor is exactly what I want, I just want to find him to change jobs, but before that, you should compensate me for my losses first. ā
There was a yellow-faced general with a double iron halberd in his hand, nearly a hundred zhang tall, and his big mouth seemed to be able to swallow all the carriages in one bite, and each yellow tooth was as big as a door panel.
The confused immortal saw that Dian Wei used the magic power of the law of heaven and earth, with the big Ling Xiao, and the words in his mouth, the carriage immediately shrunk by a hundred times, "Chi Ji, thief Li look at your ......" A few whips, the bee-sized carriage drilled towards Dian Wei's crotch.
"You still want to run, confused fairy, I think you're confused again. As soon as Dian Wei turned around, the iron halberd in his right hand waved, and a gust of wind enveloped the carriage, and the carriage tumbled and fell. The damn Dian Wei's iron halberds in both hands were closed, and with a bang, Tang Linkun's ear holes were bleeding. As soon as Dian Wei's free right hand grasped, a huge palm approached the carriage.
The confused immortal hurriedly thought of the spell, and also made a magic heaven and earth, even the carriage instantly became larger, big enough to match Dian Wei before stopping, the two heavenly horses also returned the strength, foaming at the mouth and turned over, still desperately running towards the sky.
Although the battle between Dian Wei and the Confused Immortal is far less thrilling than the fight between Sun Dasheng and Erlang God in "Journey to the West", Tang Linkun and the others felt so immersive on the first day of entering the immortal world. After the initial panic, Nan Tianba was the first to get out of the carriage.
"Decrepit boy, Lao Tzu fought with you. Nan Tianba especially hated Dian Wei, who was very rude to him in the Ascension Cave, touched the ripe taro rolling around in the carriage, and threw it at the giant palm that was getting closer and closer.
Tang Linkun also bravely picked up a few hairy taro and threw them out, the palm of his hand was huge, and it was difficult to miss. Dian Wei's palms seemed to have eyes, and as soon as the palms of his hands were closed, all the dozen or so taro thrown out bounced back into the carriage. It is in the middle of Tang Linkun and Nantian's brains.
"Ahh
When Tang Linkun and the others woke up, they found that they had been arrested by the yellow-faced Dian Wei and returned to the open-air market along with the Foolish Immortal and the carriage. The confused fairy who was tied up fell crookedly beside them, maybe he was not afraid of Tang Linkun and them running, Tang Linkun's hands and feet were not tied.
In the most lively part of the market, a huge bonfire was lit, and the smell of barbecued meat filled the air. Dian Wei was carrying a roast pork leg and was nibbling on it, and the onlookers surrounded them tightly in three layers.
"Returning to the Chief Ascension Hand, the direct loss has been calculated, a total of 35,000 Shenzhou coins, excluding medical expenses. Among them, there was a basket of cabbage, six bottles of love water, and two bottles of water that they had stolen and eaten...... "That Lou Arat, with the support of Dian Wei, stood on a pile of firewood stacked high, and said loudly to the surroundings, coughing twice from time to time. The intent was clear, they were dealing with the conflict fairly, and he was physically injured.
"Rat, you don't have to read one by one. Add up your medical expenses, and you can quote the total!" Dian Wei burned the bloodshot pork leg on the fire and bit it hard.
"Okay, Chief Ascension, I don't want to ask for more of my medical expenses, lost work expenses, mental damage expenses, etc., give a positive number of 50,000 Shenzhou coins...... Ahem, the total of the two is 85,000 Shenzhou coins. ā
"Boom!", like a group of flies biting on cow dung was alarmed, and all the surrounding spectators chattered, is this goosebump and dog-bone Lou Arat, is he crazy about money, this little injury, he will be confused with 50,000 Shenzhou coins, isn't this going to be the life of a foolish immortal who has always been diligent and thrifty?
"Rat spirit, you killed me and sold it, it's not worth eighty-five thousand, I only have one thousand Shenzhou coins left in my pocket now, leave some money for food back to the Rope Palace, and pay you the rest, so it's okay!"
"Confused immortals, don't pretend to be poor for me, those two quasi-immortals will take out a thick stack of Shenzhou coins casually, you are blind to me? Lou Arat's leap down from a height, approaching the confused fairy and spraying wildly.
"Our Rope Palace is just this carriage and gave it to you, how can I take the quasi-immortals assigned to our Rope Palace back to the palace, it will never work. "Confused immortals are not confused.
"Foolish fairy, according to what you mean, don't you want to compensate? Then don't blame me for being polite. The half-baked pork leg in Dian Wei's hand was thrown into the bonfire by him, and the flames rose several feet high.
"We've got all the Shenzhou coins in our pockets for you, okay?"
Nan Tianba is a person who has seen a lot of money, and when he sees that the spell of the confused immortal is far inferior to that flying and domineering Dian Wei, there will never be good fruits to eat if he continues to stalemate, and it is best to turn wealth into disasters but Nantian took out the money.
Tang Linkun was about to take out the stack of Shenzhou coins and hand them over, even he didn't believe it, how could he suddenly stand up and suddenly say such a sentence: "Slow, Lao Nan...... Lou Mouse, would you like to make a bet with us?"
"What do you say? ā
Lou Arat, in the human world, is a gambling fan, in order to kill people for fifteen gambling dollars to fill his life to come to the fairy world, but it is the same old tune that is difficult to change, as soon as he heard that there is a gamble, he immediately came to the spirit.
"Can you guess how many toes I have on my right foot, we will give you a lot of the eighty-five thousand Shenzhou coins, plus this trailer. If you guess and lose, we don't want your money, as long as you kowtow three times to our Rope Palace Palace Master, Lord Foolish Immortal. From then on, the fairy road to the heavens, each walked halfway, and there was no more relationship between us. Do you dare?"
Tang Linkun is the most frightened one, did he say this by himself? I didn't go out of my mind at all, mother, my body doesn't belong to me anymore.
"Brother Xiao Tang, we don't have any money...... Nantian wanted to pull Tang Linkun's sleeves, but the cuffs of Hufu were tight, and he grabbed them empty.
"Lin Kun, we are driving this carriage, how can we go back to the Rope Palace if we lose?"
"Master, Senior Brother Nan, don't worry, I will definitely win. Tang Linkun walked to the neatly stacked pile of firewood and put his right foot high.
"Come on, Lou Arat, didn't you cultivate the see-through eye that claims to be all-encompassing?
"Lou Arat, you are too shameless, I said how to lose him all the time playing money, it turns out that this guy is cheating. Give me back my money...... "A fruit seller in the open-air market picked up a stone and threw it at Lou Arat.
"Mom, I said why does this Lou Rat keep staring at my body...... Damn, it's so shameless. A young woman selling clothes suddenly blushed, took off her shoes, and rushed into the field to chase Lou Arat.
"Fireworks, you're gone again. "There were onlookers who were heckling.
"Oh my god!" the young woman hugged her big breasts and turned her head to run. The chief ascension hand, Dian Wei, who had been amused by the tiger, laughed.
"You...... You talk nonsense. ā
After Lou Arat's arrival in the fairy world, by chance, the first immortal art he chose was indeed a clairvoyant eye, and gamblers always wanted to peek into the details of their opponents, which was quite in line with Lou Arat's dark inner world. But how did this little quasi-immortal know his details? Lou Arat's staring at this righteous and awe-inspiring young man couldn't make up his mind for a while.
"Lou rat, don't you dare, don't you dare we go. Tang Linkun gathered his feet and was about to leave.
"Slow, rat, you bet with him. "Dian Wei is a guy who never admits defeat, and in the territory of the Ascension Cave, he has never surrendered to anyone.
"Little quasi-immortal, it's okay if you want me to bet, but the stakes are too small, and your Uncle Lou can't be interested. "Lou Arat, with Dian Wei behind him, is as bold as an ox.
"You say!" Tang Linkun, dressed in a bearded suit, stood up, his small body was projected by the firelight, and it actually covered half of the open-air market.
"If you lose, I want you to be my immortal slave, do you dare to agree. Lou Arat's eyes revealed the cunning of a rat.
"Lin Kun, by all means, I'll find a way to accompany them. ā
The confused fairy was so anxious that he wanted to stand up several times, but he was helplessly tied up into a big meat dumpling, and he could only roll around on the ground.
"What is an immortal slave, how come there are still slaves in the immortal world?" Nan Tianba helped the confused immortal to sit up.
"Being an immortal slave is 10,000 times worse than a slave in your human world, and I will tell you more in the future, Nan Tianba, you hurry up and stop your junior brother. ā
Nan Tianba hadn't gotten up yet, but he heard Tang Linkun over there put his right foot up again, "I promise you, Lou Arat, come on-!"