Chapter 9 When the street is in tears, the man with a broken intestine
Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba took a big turn in the open-air market, and saw many carriages with various wooden brands such as Xian Yao Palace, Pan Tao Yuan, Yao Lake, Snake Fairy Palace, and Chungmi Palace waiting for people, but they couldn't see the carriage of the Rope Palace. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"The two carriages in the middle, one is from the Fish Head Palace, and the other is from the Golden Finger Palace, it seems that this foolish fairy of the Rope Palace is confused enough, maybe he will forget us. "Nan Tianba burrowed from under the belly of a shiny Pegasus.
"No, Lao Nan, we'll look for it separately. ”
A coachman with a horsewhip in his hand was sitting on the wheel squinting and napping, Tang Linkun politely asked, "Senior, have you ever seen the carriage of the Rope Palace?"
"Rope Palace, yes, I waited here three days ago, you guys are finally here, hey, where is this foolish fairy drill?" the coachman stood up and looked at it, "Oh, maybe I went to the snack street over there to buy food." ”
"Thank you, senior!"
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"Brother Xiao Tang, where is the Foolish Immortal here? Come over and help. ”
"Buy me the water of forgetfulness, give me the water of forgetfulness, I will forget her, woo...... I'm not alive anymore. Not far away, there was a heart-rending and hoarse man's cry, how much this person has been wronged in the human world, a big man is crying in the street.
After returning to the age of 15, Tang Linkun, whose eyesight had greatly improved, saw Nan Tianba mingling with a short and fat old man and a group of immortals through the scarlet twilight, and hurriedly ran over.
It turned out to be a dirty young man in his twenties who hugged the thigh of the little trader who sold the love water, and the snot was half a foot long, and the whining cry was like the cry of a wild boar that had been caught in a clip. Nan Tianba and the old man held the young man, but they couldn't pull him up.
The wooden sign with the words "Rope Palace" written on it has long been trampled to pieces by the onlookers......
"Foolish fairy, if he wants to drink, you can buy another bottle for him, this kid is too pitiful. An onlooker sister-in-law said.
"Yes! Look at this kid must have suffered great grievances in the human world, and the human world is infatuated and broken! The little immortals on the side agreed.
"I bought it, why didn't I buy it, sister-in-law of the silkworm fairy, I won't hide it from you, seeing that this kid is panicking, in the past few days, I have bought three bottles of forgetful water for him, and after drinking it, it will stop for two or three hours...... You also know that if you take a quasi-immortal, Heavenly Court will subsidize one hundred Shenzhou coins, how can I have so much money?"
"Nowadays, the water of forgetfulness on the market is mixed with river water, which is too lacking in morality. I don't know if it's the immortal who said angrily.
"Hey, foolish fairy, you have to make it clear to the immortals, did I sell you those three bottles of inferior love water?" the little vendor said with a sharp voice.
"This, this...... I really forgot about that. The confused fairy said embarrassedly with a red face.
"Hey, hey, foolish fairy, just these two or three days, how can you forget it?"
"Otherwise, how can he call him a foolish fairy?" the immortals laughed.
Taking advantage of the fact that the water seller was not paying attention, the young man sitting on the ground grabbed the cabbage basket, and five or six bottles of loveless water fell to the ground, and the young man quickly grabbed two bottles and got out from under the crotch of the silkworm fairy sister-in-law.
"My water, my water......" and the other water seller grabbed the young man, who had already poured two bottles of water into his stomach.
"Take the money, foolish immortals, get the money quickly. The young man was twisted by the water seller's reversed arm to the foolish fairy.
"Let him go, I'll pay for the water. Tang Linkun rushed over and pulled away the small vendor wearing his jacket and trousers and casual shoes.
"Two hundred, little brother, what are you kidding, I am an authentic Ascension Cave brand of forgetful water, a bottle of at least five hundred. When the little trader saw Tang Linkun take out a thick stack of Shenzhou coins, he immediately sat on the ground and raised the price.
"Hey, decrepit boy, isn't this love water a hundred and one bottles? Why did it suddenly become five hundred per bottle, you are too unkind. Nan Tianba rushed up.
"yes, isn't this taking advantage of the fire?"
"Lang Lang Immortal Realm, Lou Arat, you are robbing money!" the onlookers said one after another.
"Drafted, do you know whose water it is? Let me tell you, this water belongs to Master Wei Dian, the chief ascending hand of the Ascension Cave, today this kid drank two bottles of my forgetful water, and a thousand Shenzhou coins are not worth a hairy edge, which provokes Lao Tzu, I will pull a few of you to go up to the Heavenly Cave together. "Don't look at Lou Arat's obscene appearance, when he screams, it is also extraordinarily arrogant.
Most of the onlookers quickly dispersed, and the sister-in-law of the silkworm fairy said gently: "Little brother, the foolish fairy is a poor immortal, you can take less, and then talk about your water ......."
"Hey, silkworm fairy sister-in-law, I don't like to hear this, you wonder if I am this water, there is a kind of you drink a bottle and I'll take a look, I will forget everything for you, you should let your husband and the silkworm fairy poke which small hole to forget all about it. The little trader saw that the silkworm fairy were half-old, and the charm was still there, and he said with a smile.
"You, you, so shameless. The silkworm fairy sister-in-law was so angry that she trembled.
"I'll beat you up shameless villain!!"
Nan Tianba slapped Lou Arat's face, and Arat's face instantly highlighted five well-spaced small mountain beams.
"Drafted, you quasi-immortal dare to beat me, I'll fight with you. Lou Arat's cabbage basket was thrown away, and he immediately twisted with Nan Tianba, Nan Tianba's face was scratched by Lou Arat, the skin was open, and the blood flowed.
Tang Linkun also bravely rushed forward, Lou Arat, after all, was a real immortal, kicked Tang Linkun's chest, Tang Linkun flew into the air for the fourth time in a day, "Ahh
"Hit, beat this shameless rat spirit to death. The husband of the sister-in-law of the silkworm fairy, the silkworm fairy, threw away the horsewhip and rushed over, and the old fist fell on Lou Arat's back like a drum. More fairies with a sense of justice rolled up their sleeves and rushed up.
"Don't fight, don't fight......" The Confused Fairy didn't know who was knocked to the ground, who didn't kill over there, and the Confused Immortal here would be trampled on, he hurriedly recited the spell silently and turned into a small gourd, rolling out from between the gaps in countless thighs.
It's okay for Lou Arat to bully a quasi-immortal like Nan Tianba, but the Great Silkworm Immortal became an immortal tens of thousands of years earlier than him. With a punch, Lou Arat's mouth was already spitting out blood, and when he saw that he had committed public anger and didn't escape, he was beaten into minced meat by all the little fairies.
"Chirp...... Lou Ah rat chanted the spell, and a mouse burst out of the crowd.
"Kill it, kill it. "There are a large number of immortals in the open-air market, the guys around them, chasing and beating Lou Arat.
Lou Arat's eyes on a stone crack on the side of the road, and he got into it, where did he dare to come out again.
"You don't care, do you? It's a big trouble this time, it's all my fault, alas!"
The confused immortal who sighed for a long time helped the injured Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba to the carriage and sat down. Finally, under a carriage, he found the young man who had drunk two bottles of love water in one go, and even forgot about Beibei, and stuffed him into the carriage. Seeing several bottles of love water scattered on the ground, they all picked them up one by one and stuffed them into a large wooden box under the seat.
"Drive, you have to drive ......" The confused fairy who caused trouble did not dare to delay, and ran dozens of steps in the carriage, slowly rising into the air.
"Wow, the clouds are driving the fog......" Nan Tianba shouted happily, a novel feeling that he had never experienced before, making Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba forget the pain on their bodies for a while.
"It's so beautiful!" Tang Linkun stretched out his hand, as if to remove the gorgeous seven-colored auspicious clouds around him.
"Confused Immortal, are you far away from the Rope Palace?" Nan Tianba asked loudly.
"Far ...... We had to travel in a carriage for ten days and ten nights. The confused fairy whipped the horse with a "snap".
"Brother Xiao Tang, who in the human world can sit on this kind of heavenly carriage? It seems that being an immortal is much more comfortable than being a human. Confused immortals, how many quasi-immortals are there in our Rope Palace?"
"As soon as the three of you passed, it was exactly ninety-nine eighty-one. ”
Nan Tianba was in a good mood, and the questions were one after another, "Confused Immortal, is there a treasure in the Rope Palace?"
"Yes, our rope palace keeps the immortal rope in the fairy world. ”
"Confused Immortals, are there many female quasi-immortals in the Rope Palace?" Nan Tianba asked again, a mouthful of confused immortals was quite harsh, but the confused immortals smiled, and there was no trace of unhappiness.
The confused fairy pouted his buttocks, took out two bottles of forgetfulness water from under the seat and threw them into the carriage, turned his head and said: "Nan Tianba, Tang Linkun, the master guesses that you must not have drunk the forgetfulness water in the Ascension Cave, and the love of children is long, this is not good for your future cultivation of immortals, while the chief ascending hand has not caught up with us, you should hurry up and drink the forgetfulness water!"
"Will that shameless water rat fairy still chase us?" Tang Linkun asked worriedly.
"As long as we run out of the range of the Ascension Cave, we will not be afraid. The confused fairy shook the reins, and Pegasus made a big turn.
"We won't have a female quasi-immortal in the Rope Palace, right?" Nan Tianba's comprehension was not ordinarily high, and he was still immersed in his thoughts.
"There are no female quasi-immortals, haven't so many male quasi-immortals in the rope palace survived?" The confused fairy snapped twice, and the fat buttocks of the two Pegasi were each hit, and they neighed, and the speed increased significantly a lot.
"Oh my God! It seems that if you don't drink the water of forgetfulness, it's really not easy to mix in the fairy world!" Nan Tianba, who was extremely disappointed, slid down from his seat.
"Haha-!" Tang Linkun laughed breathlessly, "Swing the knife to cut off the water, the water will flow more, and raise a glass to pour sorrow even more." Lao Nan, I see that it's useless for you to drink the water of forgetfulness, haha...... It seems that I was correct when I filled in 15 years old. ”
"Hey, why did you drink these two bottles of love water again. Can't you leave us some water for emergencies?" Nan Tianba slapped the bottle in the hand of the heartbreaker.