Chapter 22: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, One Shrine
Nan Tianba walked down from the well platform with great ambition. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He seems to be already the palace master of the Rope Palace, and there is such an authority in his words.
"Drowning ghost, you and your brother go to my room and move a table and chair out. ”
"Hanged man, you go to the master's room to get a pen and paper. ”
"Senior Brother Tang, wait for you to register the basic information of the senior brothers. I'm going to get to the bottom of it. ”
According to Nan Tianba's meaning, the scene was quickly arranged, and Tang Linkun was also in place quickly.
"Brothers, if we want to put on new clothes and eat dumplings, we need to work together, I want to know what everyone will do, so that people can make the best use of their talents, and the personnel are suitable. Now, please go to Senior Brother Tang to register your occupation in the human world...... Have any of you ever been a craftsman in the human world?"
"I've been a craftsman in the human world all my life. A man who had called a starving ghost at the rope palace raised his hand at the outskirts of the crowd.
"Starving ghost, come here, what are you calling in the human world?" Nan Tianba asked kindly.
"My surname is Ji, and no one has called me for hundreds of years, and I have forgotten it myself. ”
"Haha!"
The quasi-immortals all laughed, this starving ghost was really confused.
"Senior Brother Ji, your chance to show off your skills has arrived......" Nan Tianba jumped onto the table.
"Senior brothers, what is the most important thing in our rope palace? Yes, bamboo. In my first plan to revitalize the economy of the Rope Palace, I once suggested that the master use the deep processing of bamboo to earn the first pot of gold in our Rope Palace, but unfortunately he did not agree......"
"Immediately, this bamboo is worthless, even if we cut down and sell all the bamboos around the Rope Palace, we won't be able to exchange it for new clothes!" said a quasi-immortal loudly.
"If we sell bamboo as firewood, of course not. Senior Brother Tang, you open the drawer and take out my 'Yun Jar'. ”
"Senior Brother Ji, look at it, what is this jar made of?"
"This is Luohan bamboo. Ji Zhun Xian replied without taking over.
"Senior Brother Ji is right, this 'Yun Jar' containing immortal honey is made of Luohan bamboo, but everyone doesn't know it yet! Just such a section of Luohan bamboo, just kill it simply, engrave a few flowers and plants, and add a lid, how much Shenzhou coins are worth?" Nan Tianba paused, seeing that everyone's attention was focused on him.
"5 Shenzhou coins!" Nan Tianba held one palm as big as a fan.
"Huh?"
The quasi-immortals of the Rope Palace have never had a surplus of immortal honey, and it is the first time for everyone to see such a small jar.
"We can not only use bamboo to make a jar, but also make pen holders, bamboo carvings, mats, etc., we have technicians like Senior Brother Ji, are we afraid that we won't be able to exchange for Shenzhou coins?"
Ji Mingjiang, who didn't even understand what a technician was, had been to the Rope Palace for so many years, and it was the first time he had spoken in front of so many people, and when he saw Nan Tianba asking him, he couldn't stop nodding and said: "Brother Immediately Feng is right, bamboo is full of treasures, and you can also make bamboo baskets, bamboo back baskets, bamboo flat poles, bamboo bowls, bamboo cups, cricket jars, bamboo umbrellas, bamboo fans, bamboo chairs, bamboo stools, bamboo beds, bamboo shelves, bamboo bookshelves...... Even the remaining bamboo branches can be tied to a broom. ”
"Have you heard? We have hard-working hands, new clothes, dumplings, everything, and when we have a balance, we can also give everyone pocket money. Nan Tianba just jumped off the table, and he didn't know what to think of, and climbed onto the table again.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a suggestion, if you agree, applaud...... I don't think the title between our brothers should be changed, what the hell, it's too ugly, how affectionate we call each other brothers, the new rope palace must have a new atmosphere!
The applause of "...... bang" lasted for a long time.
Tang Linkun's side was quickly surrounded by people, and that Ji technician pulled Nan Tianba out of the crowd.
"Senior Brother Nan, I can do all the things I just said, but I have to have a guy?"
Nan Tianba smiled and patted Technician Ji's shoulder, "Senior brother, you come with me." I, Nantianba, never fight unprepared battles. ”
Technician Ji saw Nan Tianba take out a complete set of craftsman tools from under the bed in his room, his eyes lit up a little, he picked up the "Du Tooth", and said excitedly: "Just have this thing, I'm really a little itchy." ”
"Senior Brother Ji, I don't know anything about technology, you can spend more time in the future, for the long-term development of the Rope Palace, you see that you are ingenious, you have to find a way to bring a few more apprentices out, so that you will not work too hard." ”
"Definitely, definitely. ”
"In order to buy new clothes for everyone as soon as possible, those bamboo products with complex technology, we will put them for the time being, and this time, we will make jars and pen holders first. ”
"Senior Brother Nan, you are a person who does great things, I will do whatever you tell me to do?"
"Okay, we're done. ”
A quasi-immortal hurriedly ran from the bungalow, "Senior Brother Nan, Senior Brother Tang told you to hurry over." ”
"What's the matter? Is the master back?"
"No, no, it's Li Bai, and the tired ghost is Li Bai. The would-be immortal looked excited.
"What are you talking about? Is it the Li Bai who wrote poems in the Tang Dynasty?" Nan Tianba didn't expect that there was such a big celebrity in the history of Shenzhou hidden in the Rope Palace, so he just left.
"Yes, Senior Brother Tang also asked him so, then Li Bai recited a song "Difficult to Walk" ......"
Coming to the middle of the clearing, Li Bai was impatiently shouting: "I really don't understand you, how can I prove that I am Li Bai? Do you want me to go back to the Tang Dynasty to open a certificate?
"Senior Brother Li, I believe it. ”
Nan Tianba was the first person to calm down his emotions at the scene, "Senior brothers, Senior Brother Li is a treasure of our Rope Palace, with him as the spokesperson, the sales of our Rope Palace Yun Jar will be even more worrying." ”
"Senior Brother Nan, what can I do?" Li Bai was also fed up in the Rope Palace, and after listening to what Nan Tianba said, it made a lot of sense, and he had already been gearing up to change his fate.
"Senior Brother Li, you are a great poet, how can you do physical work, you take some time to write a few poems for the occasion, we will engrave your poems into the product. Nan Tianba quickly made arrangements for Li Bai's specific work.
"There are poems under my bed, I have been in the Rope Palace for many years, my cultivation has not grown, I have patronized and written poems, and there are hundreds of thousands of poems, which I wrote in the early years, I estimate that they have all rotten, and Senior Brother Nan has useful them, just go and get them. Li Bai thought for a while and said: "If there is wine, I can write a dozen new poems a day, and it will be no problem." ”
"Haha!"
Nan Tianba suddenly laughed, and after half a sound, Nan Tianba said: "Senior Brother Li, you go back to your room now, sort out one or two hundred poems written in the past, and I will give you your first book of poems in the fairy world." I'll discuss it with you in the evening when I've arranged the work here, and I'll discuss the details in the evening. ”
"Is this appropriate? The brothers and sisters are all working, but Senior Brother Nan, you let me play. Li Bai scratched his head, very embarrassed.
"Suitable, too suitable, Senior Brother Li, I can't say your value in the fairy world for the time being, if you are in the human world, who has a hair of your poetry immortal, it is enough for him to eat and drink spicy food for a lifetime. If you lie down, you will soon know your great development value. ”
"Alright then, I'll go and copy five hundred first......
Watching Li Bai's back disappear into the bungalow, the confident Nan Tianba excitedly patted Tang Linkun's shoulder, "Senior Brother Tang, have you registered everything?"
"I counted, in addition to you and me, there are also the two injured senior brothers, Senior Brother Dai who bought medicine, and the remaining 76 senior brothers are all registered......"
Before Tang Linkun finished speaking, Nan Tianba had already begun to arrange work-
"If you write well, you are good at danqing, please stay. The task of the other brothers today is to assist the Ji technician in harvesting bamboo raw materials, and all actions are under the command of the Ji technician. ”
Soon only two quasi-immortals were left in the clearing.
Tang Linkun handed over the registration form and said, "Senior Brother Nan, who are these senior brothers in our Rope Palace?" You will definitely be surprised. ”
"Mom, such a high degree of education!" Nan Tianba glanced at the registration form and shouted, and the paper in his hand fell to the ground.
"One champion, eight jinshi, thirteen lifters, five university professors, you are an associate professor, and there are nine college students counting me. Tang Linkun said.
"Then why are there only two left, will the words of the champion and Jinshi be bad?" Nan Tianba bent down and picked up the registration form.
"With Lao Wang and Lao Wu here, who dares to say that they can write well and draw well?" Tang Linkun sighed.
Nan Tianba unfolded the registration form and screamed: "Your sick and dead ghost No. 1 is the book saint Wang Xizhi, and your plague ghost is the painting saint Wu Daozi?"
The two saints nodded in unison.
"Senior Brother Tang, aren't we the Rope Palace, the Divine Palace?"
Nan Tianba shouted, and Li Bai in the bungalow thought that something big had happened and poked his head out of the bungalow.