Chapter 21 Deceiving people too much, Mao Zhuxian

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Tang Linkun took the pieces of paper in Nan Tianba's hand...... Knowing that everything he does is useless, it is impossible for a stubborn master to agree to his brother's plan. But Tang Linkun didn't want his senior brother to be disappointed, after all, the senior brother was working hard for a better tomorrow in the Rope Palace, and he was fulfilling the promise he made on the edge of the wheat field.

"Bangβ€”β€”! bang, bang......"

A series of sounds startled Tang Linkun jumped up from the bamboo chair, and Nan Tianba even wanted to the broom on the side.

In the open space in front of the Rope Palace, dozens of people fell from mid-air...... The quasi-immortals who had just been about to go to the Golden Fish Palace to petition were now all tied up into large meat dumplings by a rope twisted from thin bamboo strips and thrown down from the air.

The three leading air crash ghosts, car crack ghosts, and lost their footing ghosts have been whipped and blurred.

"Guo Chunhai, I insert your ancestors, there is a kind of you who will crack Lao Tzu again, as long as Lao Tzu does not die......" The Mao Zhuxian who fell from the sky was like a heavy stone grinding plate, slamming into the chest of the car cracking ghost.

"Clickβ€”β€”!

Tang Linkun's hearing was already better than ordinary people, he clearly heard the sound of the car cracking ghost's ribs breaking, this Mao Zhuxian was too hateful, he just deliberately did it.

The car crack ghost was not lightly injured this time, but he was still scolding in his mouth, "Guo Chunhai, you don't want to die...... Poofβ€”β€”!" The car cracker spurted a mouthful of blood from his mouth and fainted.

"Guo Chunhai, do you think that you can gag us with violence? Your ugly behavior, the sky is watching, God is watching...... the plane crash ghost is like a worm, writhing on the ground.

Mao Zhuxian landed on the body of the air crash ghost, took off his shoes easily, and slapped the soles of his shoes on the handsome cheeks and unyielding mouth of the air crash ghost.

"I call you a bad mouth, I call you a β€”β€”!"

This insulting woman's actions completely angered Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba.

"Guo Chunhai, stop!"

Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba, who ran from dozens of meters away, flew up and kicked at Mao Zhuxian's back and head. Mao Zhuxian had already begun to cultivate to the middle immortal's "More Heavenly Wilderness", how could Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba's unpopular sneak attack tricks hurt him.

Tang Linkun, who was the first to touch the back of the bamboo fairy, kicked on a big bowl-thick bamboo, and what was even worse was that such a thick bamboo was still full of elasticity, and a strong rebound came from the soles of his feet.

Nan Tianba was no better, seeing that he was about to sweep Mao Zhuxian's head, Mao Zhuxian's body suddenly turned into two large pieces of bamboo, and a "pop!" sound clamped on Nan Tianba's shin.

"β”—|'Oβ€²|β”›ε—·β€”β€”!" Nan Tianba hugged his right foot in pain, and jumped on one foot and circled in place.

"If I don't teach you a lesson, you really think that my Maozhu Fairy's belly is empty. Zizhu and Gangzhu, give me another twenty bamboo whips each. ”

"Yes, masterβ€”β€”!" The two personal attendants of the bamboo fairy turned their wrists, and there were two more bamboo whips in their hands.

"Stopβ€”β€”!"

Tang Linkun, the only one in the rope palace who still had the ability to resist, rushed over again with the immortal rope in his hand, and the appearance of a desperate San Lang made the two boys involuntarily take a few steps back.

"An insignificant quasi-immortal, what are you afraid of? Take it down for the master, and whip him a hundred lashes first. ”

"Whew, whew!"

Tang Linkun didn't know how to summon the immortal rope, so he could only pull the immortal rope and smoke wildly.

Then this is enough, the immortal rope is a treasure in the fairy world, and it is specially built in a palace to collect it, which has its own wonders. Tang Linkun slammed around like this, setting off a frenzy, and swept the two boys into nowhere at once.

The piles of quasi-immortals lying on the ground were tumbling around like fallen leaves, and they couldn't stop at all, and many of them were blown into the bamboo forest.

Nan Tianba stood on one foot, closest to Tang Linkun, and suffered even more, he was surrounded by the rope wind, and his whole body was stripped naked in an instant, and his body flew onto the roof of the rope palace.

Mao Zhuxian was also frightened by such a big battle set off by Tang Linkun, and jumped into the air.

"Wow wow, Mao Zhuxian, where to runβ€”β€”!"

Tang Linkun had an idea, raised the middle finger and index finger of his right hand on his chest, and looked at his nose and nose at his heart, as if he was reciting a spell.

Mao Zhuxian finally couldn't bear the huge pressure brought by the immortal rope, and ran away, "I'll be back, all the places for your rope palace this year have been cancelled." ”

Mao Zhuxian shot very ruthlessly, and dozens of Rope Palace quasi-immortals were whipped by the bamboo whip all over their bodies, not to mention, the face of the plane crash ghost was even more swollen like a pig's head.

The car crack ghost was carried to the room, and Tang Linkun, who knew a little first aid knowledge, put two washboards on his chest for him, but there was no medicine in the rope palace, and half an hour passed, and the car crack ghost still did not wake up.

"No, we have to give some immortal honey to Senior Brother. ”

Tang Linkun helped the car cracker ghost up, and pressed his back with two palms.

Finally, a small stream of fairy honey gathered in the palm of his hand, but it couldn't be transmitted into the body of the car cracker, and a white mist appeared on the top of Tang Linkun's head, and beads of sweat the size of a bean rolled down his forehead.

"Senior brother, I'll help you. ”

Nan Tianba, who had just found the clothes cover, pressed Tang Linkun's back with both palms in a timely manner.

"I'll ...... too"

The quasi-immortals, who usually cherish honey like their lives, have shown their selfless spirit at this moment. One by one, the squatting horse step line has been lined up for more than a dozen bungalows.

Juanjuan's trickle soon merged into a dingdong stream, and the fairy honey gushed out from Tang Linkun's palm, smoothly entering the body of the car cracker.

The quasi-immortals had a pitiful little fairy honey, and it lasted for a short period of more than ten seconds, and the team dropped the chain.

Fortunately, the car cracker woke up slowly......

"Thank you, junior brothers"

"Senior brother, don't speak, take a good rest, and send someone to buy you medicine immediately. ”

Tang Linkun returned to his room and took out all the four thousand Shenzhou coins.

"I'm going to buy it, I'm strong on my feet. ”

A quasi-immortal nicknamed the Laughing Death Ghost volunteered to ask for help, as if he was afraid that someone would rob him, and the Laughing Death Ghost said again: "I am in the human world to send the gods to the Taibao." ”

"Ahβ€”β€”!h

Most of the quasi-immortals present let out an exclamation, daring to live with the Shenxing Taibao Dai Sect, who travels eight hundred miles a day, for so many years, no one knows?

"Senior Brother Dai, when you go to the stirrup base, buy more red wound medicine, Senior Brother's ribs are broken, and you can bring some bone paste and the like. ”

Just now, Tang Linkun bravely repelled Mao Zhuxian, so that he naturally became the backbone of the quasi-immortals of the Rope Palace, and he handed the Shenzhou coin to Dai Zong.

"Yes, junior brother, I'll β€”β€”! if I go"

Dai Zong performed the magic method and walked away.

"Senior brothers, have you ever thought about why our Rope Palace ended up like this?" Nan Tianba stood on the platform of the well and made an impassioned statement.

"Our mana is too low, our master is too kind, the land of our rope palace is too thin, and the immortal honey produced is too small......"

"Everyone is right, I said that in the final analysis, there is only one reason - that is, our rope palace is too poor. There are many poor brothers who only have a pair of pants and can't even afford them. We are poor and can only eat taro and bamboo shoots as our staple food. Senior brothers, these two things are scraping oil......" Nan Tianba said this, tears streaming down his face.

β€œ...... The poor Mao Zhuxian didn't treat us as quasi-immortals at all, he beat us when he wanted to hit the soles of his shoes, when he wanted to on our heads, and cancel the registration quota for the Immortal Academy if he wanted to. ”

Nan Tianba's painful complaint caused the quasi-immortals to burst into tears, and even the most seriously injured air crash ghosts and car crack ghosts struggled to climb out of the door.

"It is an objective fact that the rope palace is poor, the most important thing is what should we do next?" Nan Tianba deserved to be the deputy county magistrate, and he threw out a question in a timely manner.

"Immediately wind, you say, we listen to you. ”

When Nan Tianba first arrived at the Rope Palace, he prepared a razor for each quasi-immortal, and he really had a good time for a while. What he said was somewhat appealing.

"Senior brothers, if we are willing to suffer poverty, the day when we can't stand the suffering, we can only give up cultivation and become a leisurely person who does nothing. Even if you are lucky enough to be able to become an immortal by yourself in the Rope Palace, if the immortal honey is not good, you will not be able to pass any of the levels of the 'Three Calamities', and you can only be reduced to the 'turbidity layer' to be a fool who is worse than death. ”

After Nan Tianba finished saying these words, his tone changed: "Senior brothers, if this is the case, are you willing?"

"Unwilling!"

The emotions of the quasi-immortals were mobilized to a new level by Nan Tianba.

"Senior brothers, if you are poor, you will think about change, all the palaces around us are vigorously developing the cause of fairy honey, time is not waiting, if we don't keep up with the pace of the times, we will eventually be ruthlessly eliminated by the history of the fairy world. ”

Nan Tianba swallowed his saliva, "Senior brothers, if you listen to me, before the master comes back, I promise to buy a new set of clothes, two pairs of underwear, and a meal of meat-filled dumplings for each of you." ”

Tang Linkun originally thought that Nan Tianba had said a lot and would launch his tenth plan in due course, but he didn't expect that he would start by solving the most practical food and clothing problems of the quasi-immortals.

"We listen to you, our clothes were all torn by Guo Chunhai......

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